Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Yu-gi-oh or Bart Simpson. If Mr. Puff
is copyrighted, I don't own him either.
Author: Hi! Thanks for the reviews! Without reviews, I get sick and die! SO R&R! There weren't many reviews for the story! (Sob), but now I'm updating! Now my story will be closer to the top of the list and more people will notice it and read it and review it! Then more stories will arrive in the list and it will be pushed back and I'll need to update again! Anyways, back to the story. In the last chapter, Harry died, so I can no longer tell the story from his point of view. Now I'll tell it from the giant marshmallows point of view. The views said in the following story are not necessarily those of Oort or his human counterpart. R&R!!! Ciao! ^_^ O_O
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Yes, it is I, the giant marshmallow that eats people! And here is my story of how I ate Harry Potter, and some other wizards. I have to eat people to stay alive, and I also need people to sacrifice to my god, Mr. Puff, the Marshmallow man. (Insert image of a giant man made of marshmallows. He is wearing a sailor costume.) I also have an assortment of smaller candy gods I worship, but the biggest, most important one is Mr. Puff. Anyways, back to the story.
I had just come alive, or been born or created or whatever. I felt hungry. I instantly knew that I had to eat human flesh. I noticed I was in a large castle. Once I took over it and eat everyone, I decided to give it a new name. "Hogwarts" doesn't sound very good to me. The new sign would say: "Candyland: Realm of the Giant Marshmallow." Next to the sign I would have a billboard giving announcements, like: "Human sacrifice to Mr. Puff at 8:00" or "Human feast (a feast where you eat humans) is on Tuesday the seventh." Now, to go find someone to eat so we can get back to the story. We haven't actually started the story yet, so I'm getting annoyed.
I was wandering the looking for a meal. I ate a cat first. It was too small and furry. Then I ate some big fat guy who was with the cat. He was too big flabby. Then I ate a student. They were juuuust right. (an: This was a reference to goldilocks and the 3 bears.) I ate some more unsuspecting students and went on my way. I later saw a long line of students and decided to eat some.
I was about to eat a brown haired girl talking to a strange boy. The girl said something to the very strange boy, and then he yelled, "You fool!" at her. He then took out his wand and pointed it at her and right before he finished his spell, "Corpus Explodicus", he pointed his wand at me. I exploded, but was okay. The boy talked to another strange boy for a minute and then walked off. I reformed myself and ate several more students.
Then I decided to go looking for the boy. I wanted to eat him before he could explode me again. I found him in a random hallway mumbling angrily to himself. I snuck up from behind him and ate him. Before he died, he exploded me again but I reformed myself. He then threw away his wand, put on his gloves and punched me in my.private area. I suppose he didn't know that, seeing as how a marshmallow has no distinguishable organs. He then said that it was "The end of that chapter". This baffled me for a moment, and then I ate him. Before he died, he went to a computer and typed up a story and then posted it on the Internet. I don't know how he held his breath that long. I wonder what happened to him. oh, yeah. He died and I ate him.
REVIEW IT! NOW!
Author: Hi! Thanks for the reviews! Without reviews, I get sick and die! SO R&R! There weren't many reviews for the story! (Sob), but now I'm updating! Now my story will be closer to the top of the list and more people will notice it and read it and review it! Then more stories will arrive in the list and it will be pushed back and I'll need to update again! Anyways, back to the story. In the last chapter, Harry died, so I can no longer tell the story from his point of view. Now I'll tell it from the giant marshmallows point of view. The views said in the following story are not necessarily those of Oort or his human counterpart. R&R!!! Ciao! ^_^ O_O
NNOOOOO!!! Wait! There's one more thing to say: Please REVIEW ME and PUT ME ON YOUR FAV. AUTHORS LIST!
Yes, it is I, the giant marshmallow that eats people! And here is my story of how I ate Harry Potter, and some other wizards. I have to eat people to stay alive, and I also need people to sacrifice to my god, Mr. Puff, the Marshmallow man. (Insert image of a giant man made of marshmallows. He is wearing a sailor costume.) I also have an assortment of smaller candy gods I worship, but the biggest, most important one is Mr. Puff. Anyways, back to the story.
I had just come alive, or been born or created or whatever. I felt hungry. I instantly knew that I had to eat human flesh. I noticed I was in a large castle. Once I took over it and eat everyone, I decided to give it a new name. "Hogwarts" doesn't sound very good to me. The new sign would say: "Candyland: Realm of the Giant Marshmallow." Next to the sign I would have a billboard giving announcements, like: "Human sacrifice to Mr. Puff at 8:00" or "Human feast (a feast where you eat humans) is on Tuesday the seventh." Now, to go find someone to eat so we can get back to the story. We haven't actually started the story yet, so I'm getting annoyed.
I was wandering the looking for a meal. I ate a cat first. It was too small and furry. Then I ate some big fat guy who was with the cat. He was too big flabby. Then I ate a student. They were juuuust right. (an: This was a reference to goldilocks and the 3 bears.) I ate some more unsuspecting students and went on my way. I later saw a long line of students and decided to eat some.
I was about to eat a brown haired girl talking to a strange boy. The girl said something to the very strange boy, and then he yelled, "You fool!" at her. He then took out his wand and pointed it at her and right before he finished his spell, "Corpus Explodicus", he pointed his wand at me. I exploded, but was okay. The boy talked to another strange boy for a minute and then walked off. I reformed myself and ate several more students.
Then I decided to go looking for the boy. I wanted to eat him before he could explode me again. I found him in a random hallway mumbling angrily to himself. I snuck up from behind him and ate him. Before he died, he exploded me again but I reformed myself. He then threw away his wand, put on his gloves and punched me in my.private area. I suppose he didn't know that, seeing as how a marshmallow has no distinguishable organs. He then said that it was "The end of that chapter". This baffled me for a moment, and then I ate him. Before he died, he went to a computer and typed up a story and then posted it on the Internet. I don't know how he held his breath that long. I wonder what happened to him. oh, yeah. He died and I ate him.
REVIEW IT! NOW!