Me again. Thanks so much for tuning in. It's nice to know some people are actually reading it. Also, thanks for the reviews; they're helping me keep on track. As time goes on, I intend to develop the characters' maturity and personality (which usually happens in reality for all human beings as they get older, hopefully). In order to do this though, the characters have to grow, huyuck. I know my rambling seems like, well, rambling, but please let me know if I'm getting way out of line with the characters and such. Thanks again, oh, and enjoy, please?

I own none of the characters in this story except for Dana and the occasional extra or two. Other characters are all owned by Big Wolf on Campus Corporations (or whatever organization it's called heh heh). In other words, not me!

Tommy V.O. Merton didn't take the news about Dana and me very well. Awe, who am I fooling? He didn't even take it at all! I was feeling really guilty. Since Merton conveniently passed out, I was able to think of what I was gonna say while we got him to the lair.

(Lair)

Merton: Tommy? Is that you? I had this horrible dream and you were in it and you (points to Dana) you!

Tommy: Look, Merton, it's not what you think it is.

Merton: Oh, so you haven't swapped saliva with this-this-blonde?!

Tommy: Okay, so maybe it is what you think it is.

Merton: Arrgh (passes out again)

(Sometime later, Merton's p.o.v., bright lights, two figures looking down, faint voice of Tommy)

Tommy: Merton buddy? Are you okay?

Merton: Tommy? Sweet, faithful, non-failing Tommy? Is that you? (Vision becomes clear as blurry figures become Tommy and Dana. Merton sees Dana.) Gah!

Dana: (Rolls eyes) He's acting weird again.

Merton: Tommy! You aloud that tramp to come into my home? Ma maison? Me casa?

Tommy: Relax Merton, she won't bite.

Merton: Shows how much you know! You haven't even known her for what? Twenty-four hours? She could be a blood sucking fiend planning her very next evil feminine plot as we speak!

Dana: (Coming at him making "spooky hands* sarcastically) Yes Merton! I'm an evil sadistic vampire wanting to kill you both!

Merton: (looks at Tommy while pointing to Dana) See?!

Tommy: Guys, knock it off already.

Dana: Believe me Merton, the last thing I'd ever want to do on this earth is bite you.

Merton: (sarcastic) That was great. Tell me now, how many times did you practice that in the mirror?

(Dana glares, Merton sticks hand in ears and sticks out tongue)

Tommy: C'mon guys. For crying out loud, you're acting more childish than I usually do. And believe me, it's scary!

Dana: Fine, I'll go. I can't spend one more minute in this junkyard anyway. Bye Tommy (Turns from Merton to kiss Tommy. Merton gives her a fist as she does this)

Merton: Okay, break it up. GO!

Dana: See you tomorrow Tommy.

Merton: OUT!!!

(Dana leaves. Both boys wait until door is completely shut)

Tommy: You know, you could have been a little nicer to her.

Merton: Are you insane?! Tommy, how could you go out with her?

Tommy: I don't know. I can't help it; she's just so.cute.

Merton: Tommy, not about that. You.you back-stabbed me!

Tommy: What?

Merton: You know that I have feelings for her.

Tommy: Feelings? Yeah, mean, harsh, snapping feelings! What's up with you Merton? You just seem sooo.sooo

Merton: Caustic?

Tommy: No.

Merton: Juvenile?

Tommy: No.

Merton: (straining to think) Big boo-boo head?

Tommy: Yeah! That's the one.

(Merton sighs and drops head)

Merton: It's just not fair. You always get the girl!

Tommy: Oh please. You're still using that excuse? You've had many girls that liked you.

Merton: Yeah, they also wanted to either stuff me as a prize or sacrifice me to their gods.

Tommy: Such a minor factor though.

Merton: (gives Tommy a look) Okay, I'll take that as a comment of consolation instead of carelessness for once.

Tommy: (sighs) Whatever Merton. Just, call me when you decide to get over it, alright?

Merton: (while Tommy is walking out) Get over it? Ha! I'll never get over it. (Tommy slams door, pause, Merton yells) So, I'll call you then?

(Dark eyes appear to shadow over the scene.)

Evil eyes: Soon, soon my plan will fall into place. (Coughs) cack cack. (A little light is turned on. Source of light is revealed to be a lamp; person now whiny) Mommmmmm! Turn it off!

Mom: Sweetie, you know how you always want your night light on.

EE: Not when I'm working!!!

Mom: Fine, fine. But get to bed in a minute or two, you won't be going to school anytime soon if that cold won't go away. And you know how you easily fall behind in your classes.

EE: (groaning voice)Finnnneeee.

(Camera zooms around to reveal the "evil" thing to be Sky-Anne.)

Sky-Anne: (pouts) hmph. (Takes tissue and blows nose)

TBC

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