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CHAPTER 21: BITE ME
(Factory. Tonya, Tommy, and Sky-Anne sit at a table)
Tonya: Wait a minute. So you're saying that Dana's one screwed up evil chick?
Sky-Anne: Well, yes.
Tonya: (Smirks) Knew it.
Tommy: We gotta keep this hush-hush, alright?
Tonya: Oh yeah. Sure. But you haven't told pale boy over there either?
Sky-Anne: Only for his protection.
Tonya: Did it ever occur to you that by keeping him in the dark like this you're letting her get to him first?
Sky-Anne: Well . . . you can't just . . . but really . . . (sighs) you do have a point.
Tommy: So what we need to do is find a way to prove Dana is evil.
Tonya: How do we do that?
Sky-Anne: No idea.
(Merton and Dana come up to the table with five drinks on a tray. Dana wears a big overcoat)
Merton: Ta da. See, I told you the bar would wait on me.
Dana: After tedious amounts of begging.
Merton: Hey, don't blow my cover.
(They both sit down)
Sky-Anne: So Dana, what's with the new fashion statement?
Dana: What do you mean?
Sky-Anne: The overcoat. Isn't it a bit, much?
Dana: I'm cold.
Sky-Anne: It's ninety degrees outside.
Dana: Well, I am still recovering from that dreadful fever Sky-Anne.
Sky-Anne: Right. Fine. Sorry.
(The group is walking through the park. Camera's view is that of an onlooker. The onlooker follows the group stealthily, but then trips.)
Woman's voice: Ouch. I told you to watch where you're going.
Man's voice: Sorry Catherine. My fault entirely.
Catherine: You clumsy oaf. I could have been rid of you ages ago, but no, I had to fulfill our mother's request on her deathbed to take care of you.
Man's voice: Wow, that was nice of you.
Catherine: Shh. They'll here you Damon.
(She watches as they turn the corner)
Catherine: Okay. Let's go.
Damon: But I'm getting really hungry Catherine. We're right near a place to consume, can't we just-
Catherine: I'm not in the mood for greasy substances. Follow me baby brother.
(Next day. School classroom)
Merton: Hey what's up Tommy?
Tommy: Hmm? Oh, nothing big.
Merton: Okay, what's wrong?
Tommy: What?
Merton: I know we had a little run-in a couple of days ago, but I thought we cleared that up, didn't we?
Tommy: Oh yeah, dude, we're good.
Merton: Then why are you so distant all of a sudden?
Tommy: (Sighs) It's nothing Merton, at least, I hope it isn't.
(Bell rings. Kids get in their desks. A very attractive young woman walks in placing her book bag on the desk.)
Woman: Good day class. My name is Ms. Onassis. I will be your teacher until Mr. Woodward returns.
Random Student: (whispering) She can stay as long as she wants.
Ms. Onassis: I'm sorry (looks at seating chart) Dillard, I didn't quite catch that?
Dillard: Nothing Ms. Onassis.
Ms. Onassis: Good. Now, turn to page 130 to begin today's assignment.
(Time passes. Bell rings. All the students start to head out)
Ms. Onassis: Excuse me, Mr. Dingle, may I have a word with you?
Merton: Umm, sure.
Ms. Onassis: I've heard that you're the president of the Gothic Fan Guild. I must say, I have great interest in the subject.
Merton: (Excited) Really? You know we're always looking for sponsors; not many people want to support a club consisting of only two people. I could bring the information by later if you're interested.
Ms. Onassis: Yes, of course, but, I umm . . . have an appointment right after school. Say, could you perhaps do me an itsy-bitsy favor and stop by my house, oh, let's say, around eight tonight?
Merton: Well, umm, I don't know if-
Ms. Onassis: I'd really appreciate it Merton.
Merton: Sure! Why not?
Ms. Onassis: (Grinning) Good. Here's my address.
(Lunch room. Tommy and Sky-Anne are sitting at a table. Merton comes up to them.)
Merton: Guys, you will never believe what just happened!
Sky-Anne: What, the new teacher hit on you?
(Tommy and Sky-Anne start giggling)
Merton: (Disappointed) Is that too unbelievable?
Sky-Anne: (Shocked) What? No, I just meant- wait, she hit on you?
Merton: Asked me over to her place too.
Tommy: You're not going are you?
Merton: Well . . . yeah.
Tommy & Sky-Anne: Merton!
Merton: What?
Sky-Anne: Number one rule of going over to a teacher's house is never go over to a teacher's house!
Merton: What? Are you saying I can't trust her?
Sky-Anne: Among other things.
Merton: No. You guys got it all wrong. She wants to support the Guild. I can't give up an opportunity like this.
Tommy: Then someone should go with you.
Merton: Gah, why all the sudden protection? I'm flattered really that you care that much about me, but I can take care of myself.
Dana: (Approaching. Still wearing the overcoat) Of course you can. Now, umm, what are you taking care from again?
Merton: These guys think I can't trust the new teacher just because she invited me over to her place so she can fill out some things.
Sky-Anne: And hit on you!
Dana: Wait, she hit on you?
Merton: Minor detail.
Dana: And you're going to go?
Merton: Well, umm-
Dana: Great. Next time you want to dump me, just say it to my face.
(Dana runs out)
Tommy: Sheesh. What's her deal?
Merton: I don't know.
(Merton follows her)
Sky-Anne: I know what it is. Plan A: Get Merton to be your love slave.
(Dark room. Camera still does not show Catherine or Damon's faces)
Catherine: It's almost time. Go hide somewhere.
Damon: But I thought that-
Catherine: What have I told you about thinking?
Damon: Right. Sorry.
Catherine: He's almost here. The Master will be so proud. And our asses will be so saved.
Damon: Hee. That was funny Catherine.
Catherine: (Rolling her eyes) Moron.
(Merton stands outside an enormous house.)
Merton: (Voice cracking) Wow. This must be it.
Ms. Onassis: (Opening the door) Ah, Merton. You made it!
Merton: (Stepping inside) Uh, yeah. I umm, brought the papers.
Ms. Onassis: Oh, right. Just set them down on the table.
(She goes back to the kitchen. Merton sits down on the couch)
Merton: Umm, nice place you got here. Although, I'm surprised you could afford this beautiful home with your paycheck. (Shocked and embarrassed) I mean-
Ms. Onassis: (Coming back with drinks) That's quite alright. Thank you. But, yes, I cannot afford it only with my teacher's salary. That's why I invest in something on the side.
Merton: (Picking up his drink) Oh really? What's that?
Ms. Onassis: Blood.
Merton: (Dropping his cup) Pardon?
Ms. Onassis: Oh dear. I didn't mean to startle you like that. I only meant that I work at a blood drive.
Merton: Oh. Heh. I'm sorry. Let me help you clean that up.
Ms. Onassis: Don't bother. The cleaners come in tomorrow to wash the carpets anyway. This way they actually earn their pay.
Merton: (Still tense) Heh, right.
Ms. Onassis: (Going over to Merton) My, my, you poor dear. So tense. Maybe I should try to loosen you up.
(She starts massaging his back)
Merton: Umm, no. Thanks anyway, but I umm, I'm fine.
Ms. Onassis: Are you sure?
Merton: Yeah. Really.
Ms. Onassis: Well let me at least fix you a drink.
Merton: Fix a drink? You mean, like alcohol?
Ms. Onassis: Yes. That's right.
Merton: I don't know if I should.
Ms. Onassis: Oh come now. What's the problem?
Merton: Well, it's not anything wrong. It's just, my girlfriend- I mean, really good friend of mine wants me to be careful.
Ms. Onassis: (Coming back with two new drinks) Why Mr. Dingle are you saying I'm dangerous?
Merton: No! Oh no, not that.
Ms. Onassis: I understand. This girl, is she pretty?
Merton: She's beautiful. Perfect in every way.
Ms. Onassis: (Sighs) I remember being in love. We were so happy. But, things change. That's why I live life to the fullest.
Merton: Yeah. You know, you're right. (Takes a drink from his glass) Hmm, is that a hint of paprika?
Ms. Onassis: Oh no, it's antigen root.
Merton: Umm, antigen root?
Ms. Onassis: Yes, keeps the blood nice and spicy.
Merton: (Gulps) Blood?
Ms. Onassis: Yes. Well, a vampire's gotta survive on something.
Merton: Oh really?
(Merton darts for the door. Ms. Onassis blocks it. Her body transforms into a much paler, younger girl. Her fangs protrude. She hisses)
Merton: Gah! (He backs up) Who are you, really?
Ms. Onassis: Catherine Onassis. Your executioner and savior.
Merton: Wait, wait. What?
Catherine: I'm going to suck you dry you idiot.
Merton: (Laughing) Oh.
(Merton tries to run from her, but she pushes him on the couch. She jumps on top of him and tries to bite his neck)
Merton: (Revealing his cross necklace) Ahah! Back you evil demon!
Catherine: What this old thing? (She places her hand on the cross. Nothing happens. Merton's eyes widen in surprise) You've got to do better than that. Now don't look so frightened. I don't bite . . . hard.
(Camera changes to Merton's Lair. Dana walks into the room. She turns the light on and jumps when she spots Sky-Anne, Tommy, and Tonya sitting down inside the room.)
Dana: I didn't know you were going to be here.
Tommy: Yeah, it was kind of a spur of the moment deal.
Sky-Anne: (Addressing Dana's overcoat) So, has that become your second skin now?
Dana: Well, you know that in this business you gotta have thick skin.
Sky-Anne: And what kind of business would that be?
Tonya: Umm, Tommy, aren't you getting kind of thirsty?
Tommy: Huh? No. (Tonya nudges him) I mean, yes.
(Tommy and Tonya exit to the upstairs.)
Sky-Anne: I know what you're up to Dana.
Dana: Oh really? And what exactly am I up to?
Sky-Anne: I don't know. But it's something evil!
Dana: Sky-Anne, are you feeling alright?
Sky-Anne: Quite peachy thanks.
Dana: I don't know where you're coming up with these lies, but you need to stop, before you get yourself, or somebody else for that matter. . . hurt.
Sky-Anne: Is that a threat?
Dana: It's a warning. With that kind of attitude it's no wonder that you couldn't escape those Titans without help.
Sky-Anne: I never told you we needed help.
Dana: No, I suppose you didn't, but it was so obvious.
(Tommy and Tonya enter with drinks)
Tommy: Hey Dana, have you seen Merton lately?
Dana: No. That's why I stopped by. He's probably at that horrible teacher's house.
Sky-Anne: Wait, you didn't talk him out of it?
Dana: No, I haven't seen him since this afternoon in the lunchroom.
Tommy: He must've gone to that lady's house.
Dana: Did no one hear what I had just said?
Sky-Anne: We gotta find him.
Dana: Don't worry, I'll do it.
(Dana opens the door)
Tommy: But you don't know where she (Dana walks out and shuts the door) lives.
(Camera view is Merton's eyesight. It's really fuzzy and dark. Camera shows the room, black and dimly lit)
Merton: (Lying on a bed) What happened? And why does my neck hurt so much? (He presses his hand to his neck, feeling the wound) Oh, right.
Catherine: (Sitting by a vanity mirror, pressing on dark lipstick) It's about time you woke up. I was getting worried that I drank too much.
Merton: Why didn't you? My head's throbbing.
Catherine: (Smiling) Yes, I remember that side affect all too well.
Merton: What are you saying? I'm a vampire?
Catherine: Oh no, not yet. But eventually you will become a creature of the night.
Merton: (Sarcastic) Oh goodie. And when will that be?
Catherine: When you kill your first victim.
Merton: I won't do it.
Catherine: Then you will die. Honestly, you don't think you're body can survive on such a low supply of blood do you? Don't worry, you're food will get here, soon.
Merton: You can't make me kill a person.
Catherine: No, but that's the funny thing about humans. When it comes to survival, they'll make themselves do whatever is possible.
Merton: And what's that?
Catherine: Kill your best friend.
(Pleasantville park. Tommy, Sky-Anne, and Tonya follow Dana.)
Sky-Anne: While you guys were gone I couldn't get her to say anything.
Tommy: Don't worry. We'll just keep trying.
Tonya: Don't follow too closely though. She might sense us.
Sky-Anne: Sense us?
Tonya: Or whatever she does.
Tommy: I still say I should sniff him out. I can get a good track on him; I know it.
Sky-Anne: Yes, but if we can prove Dana's evil and save Merton, we could kill two birds with one stone.
Tonya: By stalling we could be killing him too.
Sky-Anne: (Disappointed) Fine. I guess will just have to figure out another way. Go ahead and sniff him out Tommy.
Teenager: Hello Sky-Anne.
Sky-Anne: Oh great. Maria, I really don't have time for your popularity crap.
Maria: Oh, sure you do. After all, it's a party. (Several other teenagers walk out from behind the shadows)
Sky-Anne: What is this? Gang up on the Witch Day at the country club?
Maria: Oh no. We just wanted to have a little bit of fun.
(The teenagers circle the three)
Tommy: Sky-Anne, are these guys dangerous?
Sky-Anne: Hmm, I wouldn't know. Does practicing the dark arts count as dangerous these days?
Tonya: Good enough for me.
(The three start fighting the teenagers. Scene change to Catherine's room.)
Merton: Where exactly are we?
Catherine: Upstairs. I didn't want to get blood on the carpet. It might be a little too obvious for the cleaners if I always have bloodstains in the carpet, don't you think?
Merton: So this is why you had such a heartbreak? You probably killed your true love because you gotta little thirsty, right? Yeah, must have been a real pain.
Catherine: (Vamping out) You think that headache of yours is pain? Believe me little boy, you know nothing of pain. Or for that matter, being considered a freak.
Merton: Umm, hello, have you not seen me around school?
Catherine: I had to give up true love because the one I loved couldn't love me . . . because of who I am.
Merton: (Less sarcastic) What happened?
Catherine: He proposed. I couldn't let him marry me without knowing what I am. I told him, and he shunned me from him. Said I was a monster. I understood and left, but not without being attacked by the government's soldiers. My love turned to hate, and vengeance became my one goal.
Merton: Oh no, you're not a monster at all.
Catherine: You know, for a little weak twerp you're really catty all of a sudden.
Merton: Maybe I'm not afraid of you.
Catherine: Oh no. You're afraid alright. I can smell it on you. But the demon inside of you is growing larger. Pretty soon you won't have a conscience at all.
Merton: Don't count on it.
Catherine: (Laughing) Your stubbornness is adorable.
Merton: Why me?
Catherine: What?
Merton: Why did you choose me? Why couldn't you get someone else?
Catherine: Oh I don't know, let's just say your special.
Merton: What, because I'm the president of the Gothic Guild?
Catherine: Well, I suppose. But, no, because your friend happens to be an enemy of my friend. See I serve the one true evil, the most glorious of deities.
Merton: Let me guess, you mean the Master?
Catherine: Oh, you've heard of him? Anyway, he is tired of your pesky little friend getting in the way of his plans, and quite frankly right now he can't afford even the slightest thing to go wrong. His strength is soon to come.
Merton: And Tommy is the only one able to stop him?
Catherine: Well, the only one willing.
Merton: Then why not just kill me? You could get Tommy lured here without me being alive.
Catherine: Yes, but I need something in return. The Master gets Tommy, what do I get?
Merton: Me?
Catherine: Yes. See I get rather lonely. I need a playmate once in a while.
(Damon enters.)
Damon: Hello all! Umm, just came to ask. The pizza guy is here, and he wants the money for the pizza. What should I do?
Catherine: (Rolls eyes) Eat him you imbecile. (Damon exits) Also, the company here is just horrific!
(Car screeching can be heard outside)
Catherine: Oh honestly, that's the fifth pizza man this week. Excuse me for a moment.
(Catherine opens the door. Dana is standing in the hallway)
Dana: I hope you don't mind, but I let myself in.
Catherine: (Furious and vamped out) Damon!
Dana: Oh, was that your little friend downstairs? We got into a little disagreement, and well (shows her stake) I sure hope you have a dust- buster.
Catherine: NO! You conniving little monster!
Dana: I'm the monster? Honey, maybe you should look in the mirror once in a while.
(Catherine charges at her. Dana throws her back into the bedroom.)
Merton: (Struggling to sit up) Dana? Is that you?
Dana: Hi honey. I'll be just a second.
(Catherine kicks Dana. Dana blocks and punches Catherine sending her flying)
Merton: Dana, have you been working out?
Dana: Oh I'm so glad you've noticed.
(She sidekicks Catherine through the window. Dana looks down but is knocked back by a fist)
Catherine: (Hanging outside the window) Get a grip.
Dana: Thanks, but I'm good.
(Catherine jumps back inside. Dana has her stake ready. Catherine holds up a knife)
Catherine: One sudden move and your friend dies. No matter how fast you are, I assure you this knife will be in his chest before that stake can make a splinter on my skin.
Dana: (Lowering the stake) Alright, let's not do anything rash.
Catherine: (Stabbing Dana in the stomach. Dana bends over in pain) Stupid human. Always thinking with your heart.
Dana: (Still bent over) Yeah, but there's one thing you didn't count on. (Standing up straight) Thick coat.
(Catherine looks surprised. Dana starts to pummel Catherine.)
Dana: (Between punches) Don't . . . ever . . . mess . . . with . . . my . . . boyfriend . . . ever . . . again!
(She knocks Catherine out the window)
Dana: (Looking down again) She's dead.
Merton: Did you mean it?
Dana: What?
Merton: You finally called me your boyfriend. Were you serious?
Dana: No. You're more than that.
Merton: Huh?
Dana: Merton, I didn't want to tell you, I was afraid of how you'd react.
Merton: What is it?
Dana: God this coat is hot. (She turns around to take the coat off; her back turned to Merton.) I didn't want you to see . . .
(She turns around)
Merton: (Eyes widening) You're . . . you're . . .
Dana: Pregnant. I know.
Merton: Wow, umm, this explains the sudden mood swings, but how did this happen?
Dana: (Smirking) Oh, I think you know how it happened.
Merton: No, I just meant that-
Dana: Look, if you don't want to be together anymore, I understand.
Merton: What? No. I won't do that. No, whatever happens, I'll be with you.
(Dana smiles and kisses Merton.)
Dana: I'm so glad I'm not alone on this one. But, Merton, please don't tell the others.
Merton: (Smiling) Well I think they're going to find out sooner or later.
Dana: I know, but, not yet. This baby is coming faster than usual. I don't know if they'll accept that. I don't know if they'll accept that I'm part demon.
Merton: Are you kidding? They'll totally accept it.
Dana: Please Merton.
Merton: Okay. Your secret . . . our secret . . . is safe with me.
(Merton starts to cough)
Dana: We gotta get you back.
Merton: The local hospital would be nice.
Dana: I'm sure the others will be here in a bit. They don't seem to trust me very much these days.
Merton: They're just spooked, you know, the big evil becoming stronger again.
Dana: (Helping him up) Right now we've got bigger problems to solve. Let's get you out of here.
(Dana helps a struggling Merton walk out of the room)
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CHAPTER 21: BITE ME
(Factory. Tonya, Tommy, and Sky-Anne sit at a table)
Tonya: Wait a minute. So you're saying that Dana's one screwed up evil chick?
Sky-Anne: Well, yes.
Tonya: (Smirks) Knew it.
Tommy: We gotta keep this hush-hush, alright?
Tonya: Oh yeah. Sure. But you haven't told pale boy over there either?
Sky-Anne: Only for his protection.
Tonya: Did it ever occur to you that by keeping him in the dark like this you're letting her get to him first?
Sky-Anne: Well . . . you can't just . . . but really . . . (sighs) you do have a point.
Tommy: So what we need to do is find a way to prove Dana is evil.
Tonya: How do we do that?
Sky-Anne: No idea.
(Merton and Dana come up to the table with five drinks on a tray. Dana wears a big overcoat)
Merton: Ta da. See, I told you the bar would wait on me.
Dana: After tedious amounts of begging.
Merton: Hey, don't blow my cover.
(They both sit down)
Sky-Anne: So Dana, what's with the new fashion statement?
Dana: What do you mean?
Sky-Anne: The overcoat. Isn't it a bit, much?
Dana: I'm cold.
Sky-Anne: It's ninety degrees outside.
Dana: Well, I am still recovering from that dreadful fever Sky-Anne.
Sky-Anne: Right. Fine. Sorry.
(The group is walking through the park. Camera's view is that of an onlooker. The onlooker follows the group stealthily, but then trips.)
Woman's voice: Ouch. I told you to watch where you're going.
Man's voice: Sorry Catherine. My fault entirely.
Catherine: You clumsy oaf. I could have been rid of you ages ago, but no, I had to fulfill our mother's request on her deathbed to take care of you.
Man's voice: Wow, that was nice of you.
Catherine: Shh. They'll here you Damon.
(She watches as they turn the corner)
Catherine: Okay. Let's go.
Damon: But I'm getting really hungry Catherine. We're right near a place to consume, can't we just-
Catherine: I'm not in the mood for greasy substances. Follow me baby brother.
(Next day. School classroom)
Merton: Hey what's up Tommy?
Tommy: Hmm? Oh, nothing big.
Merton: Okay, what's wrong?
Tommy: What?
Merton: I know we had a little run-in a couple of days ago, but I thought we cleared that up, didn't we?
Tommy: Oh yeah, dude, we're good.
Merton: Then why are you so distant all of a sudden?
Tommy: (Sighs) It's nothing Merton, at least, I hope it isn't.
(Bell rings. Kids get in their desks. A very attractive young woman walks in placing her book bag on the desk.)
Woman: Good day class. My name is Ms. Onassis. I will be your teacher until Mr. Woodward returns.
Random Student: (whispering) She can stay as long as she wants.
Ms. Onassis: I'm sorry (looks at seating chart) Dillard, I didn't quite catch that?
Dillard: Nothing Ms. Onassis.
Ms. Onassis: Good. Now, turn to page 130 to begin today's assignment.
(Time passes. Bell rings. All the students start to head out)
Ms. Onassis: Excuse me, Mr. Dingle, may I have a word with you?
Merton: Umm, sure.
Ms. Onassis: I've heard that you're the president of the Gothic Fan Guild. I must say, I have great interest in the subject.
Merton: (Excited) Really? You know we're always looking for sponsors; not many people want to support a club consisting of only two people. I could bring the information by later if you're interested.
Ms. Onassis: Yes, of course, but, I umm . . . have an appointment right after school. Say, could you perhaps do me an itsy-bitsy favor and stop by my house, oh, let's say, around eight tonight?
Merton: Well, umm, I don't know if-
Ms. Onassis: I'd really appreciate it Merton.
Merton: Sure! Why not?
Ms. Onassis: (Grinning) Good. Here's my address.
(Lunch room. Tommy and Sky-Anne are sitting at a table. Merton comes up to them.)
Merton: Guys, you will never believe what just happened!
Sky-Anne: What, the new teacher hit on you?
(Tommy and Sky-Anne start giggling)
Merton: (Disappointed) Is that too unbelievable?
Sky-Anne: (Shocked) What? No, I just meant- wait, she hit on you?
Merton: Asked me over to her place too.
Tommy: You're not going are you?
Merton: Well . . . yeah.
Tommy & Sky-Anne: Merton!
Merton: What?
Sky-Anne: Number one rule of going over to a teacher's house is never go over to a teacher's house!
Merton: What? Are you saying I can't trust her?
Sky-Anne: Among other things.
Merton: No. You guys got it all wrong. She wants to support the Guild. I can't give up an opportunity like this.
Tommy: Then someone should go with you.
Merton: Gah, why all the sudden protection? I'm flattered really that you care that much about me, but I can take care of myself.
Dana: (Approaching. Still wearing the overcoat) Of course you can. Now, umm, what are you taking care from again?
Merton: These guys think I can't trust the new teacher just because she invited me over to her place so she can fill out some things.
Sky-Anne: And hit on you!
Dana: Wait, she hit on you?
Merton: Minor detail.
Dana: And you're going to go?
Merton: Well, umm-
Dana: Great. Next time you want to dump me, just say it to my face.
(Dana runs out)
Tommy: Sheesh. What's her deal?
Merton: I don't know.
(Merton follows her)
Sky-Anne: I know what it is. Plan A: Get Merton to be your love slave.
(Dark room. Camera still does not show Catherine or Damon's faces)
Catherine: It's almost time. Go hide somewhere.
Damon: But I thought that-
Catherine: What have I told you about thinking?
Damon: Right. Sorry.
Catherine: He's almost here. The Master will be so proud. And our asses will be so saved.
Damon: Hee. That was funny Catherine.
Catherine: (Rolling her eyes) Moron.
(Merton stands outside an enormous house.)
Merton: (Voice cracking) Wow. This must be it.
Ms. Onassis: (Opening the door) Ah, Merton. You made it!
Merton: (Stepping inside) Uh, yeah. I umm, brought the papers.
Ms. Onassis: Oh, right. Just set them down on the table.
(She goes back to the kitchen. Merton sits down on the couch)
Merton: Umm, nice place you got here. Although, I'm surprised you could afford this beautiful home with your paycheck. (Shocked and embarrassed) I mean-
Ms. Onassis: (Coming back with drinks) That's quite alright. Thank you. But, yes, I cannot afford it only with my teacher's salary. That's why I invest in something on the side.
Merton: (Picking up his drink) Oh really? What's that?
Ms. Onassis: Blood.
Merton: (Dropping his cup) Pardon?
Ms. Onassis: Oh dear. I didn't mean to startle you like that. I only meant that I work at a blood drive.
Merton: Oh. Heh. I'm sorry. Let me help you clean that up.
Ms. Onassis: Don't bother. The cleaners come in tomorrow to wash the carpets anyway. This way they actually earn their pay.
Merton: (Still tense) Heh, right.
Ms. Onassis: (Going over to Merton) My, my, you poor dear. So tense. Maybe I should try to loosen you up.
(She starts massaging his back)
Merton: Umm, no. Thanks anyway, but I umm, I'm fine.
Ms. Onassis: Are you sure?
Merton: Yeah. Really.
Ms. Onassis: Well let me at least fix you a drink.
Merton: Fix a drink? You mean, like alcohol?
Ms. Onassis: Yes. That's right.
Merton: I don't know if I should.
Ms. Onassis: Oh come now. What's the problem?
Merton: Well, it's not anything wrong. It's just, my girlfriend- I mean, really good friend of mine wants me to be careful.
Ms. Onassis: (Coming back with two new drinks) Why Mr. Dingle are you saying I'm dangerous?
Merton: No! Oh no, not that.
Ms. Onassis: I understand. This girl, is she pretty?
Merton: She's beautiful. Perfect in every way.
Ms. Onassis: (Sighs) I remember being in love. We were so happy. But, things change. That's why I live life to the fullest.
Merton: Yeah. You know, you're right. (Takes a drink from his glass) Hmm, is that a hint of paprika?
Ms. Onassis: Oh no, it's antigen root.
Merton: Umm, antigen root?
Ms. Onassis: Yes, keeps the blood nice and spicy.
Merton: (Gulps) Blood?
Ms. Onassis: Yes. Well, a vampire's gotta survive on something.
Merton: Oh really?
(Merton darts for the door. Ms. Onassis blocks it. Her body transforms into a much paler, younger girl. Her fangs protrude. She hisses)
Merton: Gah! (He backs up) Who are you, really?
Ms. Onassis: Catherine Onassis. Your executioner and savior.
Merton: Wait, wait. What?
Catherine: I'm going to suck you dry you idiot.
Merton: (Laughing) Oh.
(Merton tries to run from her, but she pushes him on the couch. She jumps on top of him and tries to bite his neck)
Merton: (Revealing his cross necklace) Ahah! Back you evil demon!
Catherine: What this old thing? (She places her hand on the cross. Nothing happens. Merton's eyes widen in surprise) You've got to do better than that. Now don't look so frightened. I don't bite . . . hard.
(Camera changes to Merton's Lair. Dana walks into the room. She turns the light on and jumps when she spots Sky-Anne, Tommy, and Tonya sitting down inside the room.)
Dana: I didn't know you were going to be here.
Tommy: Yeah, it was kind of a spur of the moment deal.
Sky-Anne: (Addressing Dana's overcoat) So, has that become your second skin now?
Dana: Well, you know that in this business you gotta have thick skin.
Sky-Anne: And what kind of business would that be?
Tonya: Umm, Tommy, aren't you getting kind of thirsty?
Tommy: Huh? No. (Tonya nudges him) I mean, yes.
(Tommy and Tonya exit to the upstairs.)
Sky-Anne: I know what you're up to Dana.
Dana: Oh really? And what exactly am I up to?
Sky-Anne: I don't know. But it's something evil!
Dana: Sky-Anne, are you feeling alright?
Sky-Anne: Quite peachy thanks.
Dana: I don't know where you're coming up with these lies, but you need to stop, before you get yourself, or somebody else for that matter. . . hurt.
Sky-Anne: Is that a threat?
Dana: It's a warning. With that kind of attitude it's no wonder that you couldn't escape those Titans without help.
Sky-Anne: I never told you we needed help.
Dana: No, I suppose you didn't, but it was so obvious.
(Tommy and Tonya enter with drinks)
Tommy: Hey Dana, have you seen Merton lately?
Dana: No. That's why I stopped by. He's probably at that horrible teacher's house.
Sky-Anne: Wait, you didn't talk him out of it?
Dana: No, I haven't seen him since this afternoon in the lunchroom.
Tommy: He must've gone to that lady's house.
Dana: Did no one hear what I had just said?
Sky-Anne: We gotta find him.
Dana: Don't worry, I'll do it.
(Dana opens the door)
Tommy: But you don't know where she (Dana walks out and shuts the door) lives.
(Camera view is Merton's eyesight. It's really fuzzy and dark. Camera shows the room, black and dimly lit)
Merton: (Lying on a bed) What happened? And why does my neck hurt so much? (He presses his hand to his neck, feeling the wound) Oh, right.
Catherine: (Sitting by a vanity mirror, pressing on dark lipstick) It's about time you woke up. I was getting worried that I drank too much.
Merton: Why didn't you? My head's throbbing.
Catherine: (Smiling) Yes, I remember that side affect all too well.
Merton: What are you saying? I'm a vampire?
Catherine: Oh no, not yet. But eventually you will become a creature of the night.
Merton: (Sarcastic) Oh goodie. And when will that be?
Catherine: When you kill your first victim.
Merton: I won't do it.
Catherine: Then you will die. Honestly, you don't think you're body can survive on such a low supply of blood do you? Don't worry, you're food will get here, soon.
Merton: You can't make me kill a person.
Catherine: No, but that's the funny thing about humans. When it comes to survival, they'll make themselves do whatever is possible.
Merton: And what's that?
Catherine: Kill your best friend.
(Pleasantville park. Tommy, Sky-Anne, and Tonya follow Dana.)
Sky-Anne: While you guys were gone I couldn't get her to say anything.
Tommy: Don't worry. We'll just keep trying.
Tonya: Don't follow too closely though. She might sense us.
Sky-Anne: Sense us?
Tonya: Or whatever she does.
Tommy: I still say I should sniff him out. I can get a good track on him; I know it.
Sky-Anne: Yes, but if we can prove Dana's evil and save Merton, we could kill two birds with one stone.
Tonya: By stalling we could be killing him too.
Sky-Anne: (Disappointed) Fine. I guess will just have to figure out another way. Go ahead and sniff him out Tommy.
Teenager: Hello Sky-Anne.
Sky-Anne: Oh great. Maria, I really don't have time for your popularity crap.
Maria: Oh, sure you do. After all, it's a party. (Several other teenagers walk out from behind the shadows)
Sky-Anne: What is this? Gang up on the Witch Day at the country club?
Maria: Oh no. We just wanted to have a little bit of fun.
(The teenagers circle the three)
Tommy: Sky-Anne, are these guys dangerous?
Sky-Anne: Hmm, I wouldn't know. Does practicing the dark arts count as dangerous these days?
Tonya: Good enough for me.
(The three start fighting the teenagers. Scene change to Catherine's room.)
Merton: Where exactly are we?
Catherine: Upstairs. I didn't want to get blood on the carpet. It might be a little too obvious for the cleaners if I always have bloodstains in the carpet, don't you think?
Merton: So this is why you had such a heartbreak? You probably killed your true love because you gotta little thirsty, right? Yeah, must have been a real pain.
Catherine: (Vamping out) You think that headache of yours is pain? Believe me little boy, you know nothing of pain. Or for that matter, being considered a freak.
Merton: Umm, hello, have you not seen me around school?
Catherine: I had to give up true love because the one I loved couldn't love me . . . because of who I am.
Merton: (Less sarcastic) What happened?
Catherine: He proposed. I couldn't let him marry me without knowing what I am. I told him, and he shunned me from him. Said I was a monster. I understood and left, but not without being attacked by the government's soldiers. My love turned to hate, and vengeance became my one goal.
Merton: Oh no, you're not a monster at all.
Catherine: You know, for a little weak twerp you're really catty all of a sudden.
Merton: Maybe I'm not afraid of you.
Catherine: Oh no. You're afraid alright. I can smell it on you. But the demon inside of you is growing larger. Pretty soon you won't have a conscience at all.
Merton: Don't count on it.
Catherine: (Laughing) Your stubbornness is adorable.
Merton: Why me?
Catherine: What?
Merton: Why did you choose me? Why couldn't you get someone else?
Catherine: Oh I don't know, let's just say your special.
Merton: What, because I'm the president of the Gothic Guild?
Catherine: Well, I suppose. But, no, because your friend happens to be an enemy of my friend. See I serve the one true evil, the most glorious of deities.
Merton: Let me guess, you mean the Master?
Catherine: Oh, you've heard of him? Anyway, he is tired of your pesky little friend getting in the way of his plans, and quite frankly right now he can't afford even the slightest thing to go wrong. His strength is soon to come.
Merton: And Tommy is the only one able to stop him?
Catherine: Well, the only one willing.
Merton: Then why not just kill me? You could get Tommy lured here without me being alive.
Catherine: Yes, but I need something in return. The Master gets Tommy, what do I get?
Merton: Me?
Catherine: Yes. See I get rather lonely. I need a playmate once in a while.
(Damon enters.)
Damon: Hello all! Umm, just came to ask. The pizza guy is here, and he wants the money for the pizza. What should I do?
Catherine: (Rolls eyes) Eat him you imbecile. (Damon exits) Also, the company here is just horrific!
(Car screeching can be heard outside)
Catherine: Oh honestly, that's the fifth pizza man this week. Excuse me for a moment.
(Catherine opens the door. Dana is standing in the hallway)
Dana: I hope you don't mind, but I let myself in.
Catherine: (Furious and vamped out) Damon!
Dana: Oh, was that your little friend downstairs? We got into a little disagreement, and well (shows her stake) I sure hope you have a dust- buster.
Catherine: NO! You conniving little monster!
Dana: I'm the monster? Honey, maybe you should look in the mirror once in a while.
(Catherine charges at her. Dana throws her back into the bedroom.)
Merton: (Struggling to sit up) Dana? Is that you?
Dana: Hi honey. I'll be just a second.
(Catherine kicks Dana. Dana blocks and punches Catherine sending her flying)
Merton: Dana, have you been working out?
Dana: Oh I'm so glad you've noticed.
(She sidekicks Catherine through the window. Dana looks down but is knocked back by a fist)
Catherine: (Hanging outside the window) Get a grip.
Dana: Thanks, but I'm good.
(Catherine jumps back inside. Dana has her stake ready. Catherine holds up a knife)
Catherine: One sudden move and your friend dies. No matter how fast you are, I assure you this knife will be in his chest before that stake can make a splinter on my skin.
Dana: (Lowering the stake) Alright, let's not do anything rash.
Catherine: (Stabbing Dana in the stomach. Dana bends over in pain) Stupid human. Always thinking with your heart.
Dana: (Still bent over) Yeah, but there's one thing you didn't count on. (Standing up straight) Thick coat.
(Catherine looks surprised. Dana starts to pummel Catherine.)
Dana: (Between punches) Don't . . . ever . . . mess . . . with . . . my . . . boyfriend . . . ever . . . again!
(She knocks Catherine out the window)
Dana: (Looking down again) She's dead.
Merton: Did you mean it?
Dana: What?
Merton: You finally called me your boyfriend. Were you serious?
Dana: No. You're more than that.
Merton: Huh?
Dana: Merton, I didn't want to tell you, I was afraid of how you'd react.
Merton: What is it?
Dana: God this coat is hot. (She turns around to take the coat off; her back turned to Merton.) I didn't want you to see . . .
(She turns around)
Merton: (Eyes widening) You're . . . you're . . .
Dana: Pregnant. I know.
Merton: Wow, umm, this explains the sudden mood swings, but how did this happen?
Dana: (Smirking) Oh, I think you know how it happened.
Merton: No, I just meant that-
Dana: Look, if you don't want to be together anymore, I understand.
Merton: What? No. I won't do that. No, whatever happens, I'll be with you.
(Dana smiles and kisses Merton.)
Dana: I'm so glad I'm not alone on this one. But, Merton, please don't tell the others.
Merton: (Smiling) Well I think they're going to find out sooner or later.
Dana: I know, but, not yet. This baby is coming faster than usual. I don't know if they'll accept that. I don't know if they'll accept that I'm part demon.
Merton: Are you kidding? They'll totally accept it.
Dana: Please Merton.
Merton: Okay. Your secret . . . our secret . . . is safe with me.
(Merton starts to cough)
Dana: We gotta get you back.
Merton: The local hospital would be nice.
Dana: I'm sure the others will be here in a bit. They don't seem to trust me very much these days.
Merton: They're just spooked, you know, the big evil becoming stronger again.
Dana: (Helping him up) Right now we've got bigger problems to solve. Let's get you out of here.
(Dana helps a struggling Merton walk out of the room)
TBC
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