A/N: FEAR ME! *Cackle* This is what I thought Hogwarts might be like if everyone was on a sugar high and they had songs stuck in their heads... I think. Meep ^^

Seamus Fininininaginny: Hawwy!! I'm a barbie girrrrrrrrrl in a barbie WORRRRRRRRRLD! So fa-

Harry: *thwacks Seamus in the head with a trout, which results in him getting knocked out*

Ginny: Harry! You are my h-h-h-heeeeeeerrrrro!

Hermione: He could be your hero babbuh!

Harry: I could kiss away dah pain!

Draco: *feels a strange urge to burn the clothes in the closet he's in* Mwuhahaha.

Hermione: Why is there a Slytherin in my closet?!

Draco: Dammit, my cover is blown!

Hermione: The doughnuts put you up to this didn't tthhhhhhheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy?

Draco: No, you incomprehensible TURKEY!

Hermione: *gasp* Doth sir bite his thumb at the incomprehensible turkey!?

Draco: Why yes, sir do!

(A/N: Yes, yes I know I am a fiendy FIEND! Mwuaha. I'm on half of a sugar high, sooo. yee-aah.)

Hermione: Oh shove it Draco!

Draco: *smirk* Is that an invite?

Hermione: To what?

Draco: To put my finger in your nose O_O

Hermione: *dies*

Draco: *skips off merrily with Ron and a snake, which can talk, gaspity gasp! *

Voldermort: *pops out of nowhere* VOLDEMORBILITY!

Lucius: *pops up with him* Oh baby just you shut your mouth!

Voldermort: Don't take me as a cheap conjurer of tricks, Bilbo Baggins... I mean... Lucius Malfoy!

Lucius: *pout* But moooooooommmy!

Voldermort: Lucy! Be quiet! Or do I have to spank you? o_O

Lucius: Yes you do *cackle*

Voldermort: *dies*

Harry: Dammit Lucius, I was supposed to kill him, not you!

Lucius: That's Miss Lucy to you!

Harry: *dies*

Draco: *pokes Ron numerous times* Ronald WHISKY!

Ron: Dats mister Whishhhhhhhkey to ya!

Draco: Ohhh ish someone drunk?!

Ron/Mister Whishhhhkey: Ermm. LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP!... Beep?

Draco: Beep you too, mister I'm too good to call my fans!

Ron: *eyes narrow* Bring it on, sistah! *dies*

Draco: Ohh look darling, a snake! *runs after the snake and steps on it*

Snake: DAMN YOU CANDY CORN! *dies*

Draco: Candy corn?!

Harry: This is the end-

Draco: Of our humble-

Ron: Fanfic!

Hermione: Review if you-

Snake: Wish! But-

Lucius: Flames will-

Voldermort: Be eaten for breakfast!

Ginny: Savvy?

All: Now get your lazy bums out of here!

A/N: Mwuahaha. I had hiccups whilst writing this. And I still do... Dammit!