I was browsing through the "My Documents" folder on my laptop the other day when I came across this fic. I read through it and was surprised at the fact that I wrote a crossover. I know I wrote it during spring break, and I remember writing it, but I don't remember writing these exact words. Oh well. I was loaded with sugar and VERY hyper. I also wrote two poems that night as well that I won't post. Well, I hope you enjoy this piece of craziness, and rest assured that I will continue my other fanfics soon. But, in the meantime, look me up over on fictionpress.net. I've got a series going over there that's going to take up my time until August. But if I write fast, I may finish all 6 books by July. I'm not doing them in order, but the order doesn't really matter. Well, you have to read book one before any of the others, but from there, it's fair game. But enough about that. I'll just post the entire chapter here, with my deranged author's notes. Hope you enjoy it!

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Disclaimer: I am not Katherine Applegate or J.K. Rowling and own neither Animorphs nor Harry Potter and all related characters. It would be nice to own them, but I don't. Andalites don't use money, so I would not be able to own them anyway.

A/N: Writing crossovers isn't really my thing, but I've just loaded up on sugar and am in the mood for a goofy crossover. Let me know what you think and maybe I'll load up on sugar again and write more…sugar. Mmm…sugar. Please R/R! ~Alara-Sirinial-Amalon *falls to floor twitching*

Muse: *shakes head slowly* My Andalite friend will be back soon. She just needs to recover from her sugar rush. She will be back in…around five minutes.

~Five Minutes Later~

Alara: Okay, now that that's over with, on to the fic!

            " 'I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer…' ," I read and closed my copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. It was a pretty decent book, actually. I wish my life were as easy as that sometimes.

            I'd read the entire series countless times, mostly to keep my mind somewhere else. It was good to take my mind off the Yeerks.

            But it was time for bed. We didn't have any missions planned, so I'd be able to sleep the entire night.

            Maybe that was a mistake.

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"Jake? Jake? Jake, are you listening?"

I looked around to find Rachel, dressed in wizards' robes.

I laughed. "What is this? I don't think it's Halloween yet, Rachel."

            "What do you mean? This isn't a costume, Jake. We need to go to class."

            I noticed that I was wearing the same getup that she was. "Class?"

            "Yeah, Defense Against the Dark Arts. Don't you remember?"

            I laughed again. "Are you serious?"

            She looked at me like I'd lost my mind. "Yes Jake, I am serious. We just need to wait for Marco and then we'll go to class."

            "Okay, I'll play along with your little game. Lead me to this class of yours."

            Marco ran up, panting. "Hey Jake. Rachel. Are we late for class yet?"

            I shook my head. "What is up with you two? You are acting like you're in a Harry Potter book or something."

            Marco looked at me strangely. "Who's Harry Potter?"

            Well, if it isn't the famous Jake Berenson, a thought-speak voice drawled. I turned around. It was Ax, somehow dressed in wizards' robes.

            The sight was funny. "Does anybody else see an Andalite here, or is it just me?"

            "What do you want, Isthill?" Marco asked rudely.

            "Isthill? His name is Ax," I said.

            "Ax? Are you two friends now or something? That's Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill. You know, the guy we've disliked since our first day here. Jake, man, have you lost it?"

            See you at the quidditch game, Berenson. He walked past us down the stone hallway.

            Marco and Rachel grabbed each of my arms and led me down the hallway.

            "Quidditch? Are you guys for real?" I asked. Maybe I'd really lost my mind.

            We entered the classroom and the professor looked like a combination of all the Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers in the first four books. This was a guy who looked like Lockhart, had Mad-Eye Moody's magical eye and peg leg, Lupin's tattered clothes, and Quirrell's turban.

            The sight was so absurd that I had to laugh. The rest of the class was filing in and I saw Ax, followed by Crabbe and Goyle.

            "G-g-good morning, c-class," the professor stammered. "D-d-did you all read m-my book called C-constant V-v-vigilance?"

            "Yes, professor," the class replied.

            I rolled my eyes. If this was the teacher here, what were the other ones going to be?

            I was going to find out.

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            Next was dinner in the Great Hall. At the professors' table, I saw Mr. Chapman and Cassie. Considering the seats that they were in, Chapman was probably headmaster and Cassie had to be the head of Gryffindor house.

            "Hey Jake, Rachel, Marco," two voices said from behind us. I turned to find Tobias and…Tobias?

            "Hey Tobias and Tobias," Marco said.

            "Are you ready for the game tomorrow?" one of the Tobias's asked me.

            "Uhh," I replied.

            They patted me on the shoulders. "You can't lose it on us now Jake. We need our Seeker tomorrow. Erek recommends that we all have a large dinner then go straight to bed."

            "Let me guess: Erek is Keeper on the team? Oh, and Captain as well?"

            The Tobias twins looked at me strangely. "Are you okay? Maybe you should just go to bed."

            I rubbed my forehead. "Maybe I should. I'll see you guys tomorrow."

            Tobias and Tobias waved me away. "Good night, don't let You-Know-Who bite."

            As I left them, I asked, "Let me guess: Visser One is Lord Voldemort? Or is it Lord Visser now?"

            Several students spun around in their seats and hissed, "Don't say the name!"

            I rolled my eyes and left. I needed time to think away from all these nutcases.

A/N: Okay, I feel better now. Jake's mind is definitely not on the Yeerks, is it? But now he has other things to deal with, like…everything that happened in Sorcerer's Stone, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, and Goblet of Fire. Okee-day, maybe I'll just put the computer down, nice and slow…no, I wanna write chapter 2!!!!! Buh-bye for now!