A.N. = This has to be the most stupidest, ballistic, cruel, and strangest
fanfic out there. Me and ,my friend PixyMisaMisao wrote it together, and oh
boy weren't we cruel to them.oh and I don't own Inuyasha. And Sasami is 15.
I'll say it over and over to you people till you get it through your heads.
Sasami(The Kuwai One) and Inuyasha(The Jerk) walk out of Kaede's(The Old Hag) hut talking about where they could find the next shard when... Kagome (The Beast)with her eyes closed, comes out of nowhere and starts screaming, "Oh the agony, I'm blind!!!" Inuyasha pulls out a butcher knife from nowhere and says, " You're eyes are closed!!! For your stupidity, you shall pay!!!" After saying that he chopped off her head and she ran around with her head off. Sesshoumaru( The Serious One) smells blood and flies over to where he smelt the blood screaming "Superman to the rescue!" and making a buzzing sound. When Sesshoumaru got there he saw Sasami and said, "Oh hail to the blue haired one!!!" Inuyasha was just rolling around in mud saying "Oinkie Oinkie!" in a perky way. Sasami got scared so she took a broomstick and stuck it up Sesshoumaru's butt! He screamed like a little girl and said, "Oh, this is worse than a wedgie!!!!!!" He ran around in circles while Inuyasha stood up and started laughing.
Sesshoumaru was about to attack so Inuyasha and Sasami were running away saying, "Bloody Mary, Candy Man!", while looking in a mirror. Inuyasha and Sasami were both at a cliff and saw a big tree with one vine close enough to reach. They both dived for it but Sasami got it before Inuyasha.
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Inuyasha yelled, "Nooooooo!" while falling to his death. Sasami while swinging on the vine said, "IIIIIIInnnnuuuuyyyassshhhhaaaa!!!!!" She wasn't looking where she was swinging and hit a tree. She fell off the tree and...
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Fell of the tree and to her death, she screamed, "I haven't tasted a Sonic Burger yet!!!!" Sesshoumaru jumped on to the tree, still trying to figure out how to take the stick out of his butt. Jaken showed up out of nowhere and said, "All my life, I have loved you and I need you Sesshoumaru!!!! I AM GAY!!!!!" Sesshoumaru got freaked so chopped Jaken in half and Rinn showed up saying, "Ewww, Sesshy-sama is gay?! Rinn no like at all, Rinn is only straight! Like a line!" Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes and pushed her off the tree. She yelled , "Line's can't die...can they?" Sesshoumaru accidentally sat on the stick and it broke, so now he had no hopes of getting it out. Kagome found Sesshoumaru and did sign language to tell him to go to hell. So...he did. He went with Kikyo to the depths of the ocean...I mean hell.... Anyways, Miroku comes out of nowhere saying, "Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Sango turned into a ball of slime and like, so messed up my hair!!!" He burst out crying and said, "Why? Why? Why my beautiful hair?? It was, so, so good to her. Never pervertedly touched her..." Then Sango came rolling out of the hut saying, "I'm a little slime ball, short and green. Here is the slime and here is the tennis ball. When I get al steamed up here me shout, I will bubble and grow a snout!" Then Kaede stepped on Sango and then killed herself for doing so. Miroku killed himself since he no longer had his hair black, and Kagome felt lonely, so she went to Myouga to have babies....only she couldn't see where she was going so she ran into so many tree's she got brain damaged (
And that my friends, is the wackiest most cruel thing in the world. Bows down Thank you, Thank you , Thank You very much.
Sasami(The Kuwai One) and Inuyasha(The Jerk) walk out of Kaede's(The Old Hag) hut talking about where they could find the next shard when... Kagome (The Beast)with her eyes closed, comes out of nowhere and starts screaming, "Oh the agony, I'm blind!!!" Inuyasha pulls out a butcher knife from nowhere and says, " You're eyes are closed!!! For your stupidity, you shall pay!!!" After saying that he chopped off her head and she ran around with her head off. Sesshoumaru( The Serious One) smells blood and flies over to where he smelt the blood screaming "Superman to the rescue!" and making a buzzing sound. When Sesshoumaru got there he saw Sasami and said, "Oh hail to the blue haired one!!!" Inuyasha was just rolling around in mud saying "Oinkie Oinkie!" in a perky way. Sasami got scared so she took a broomstick and stuck it up Sesshoumaru's butt! He screamed like a little girl and said, "Oh, this is worse than a wedgie!!!!!!" He ran around in circles while Inuyasha stood up and started laughing.
Sesshoumaru was about to attack so Inuyasha and Sasami were running away saying, "Bloody Mary, Candy Man!", while looking in a mirror. Inuyasha and Sasami were both at a cliff and saw a big tree with one vine close enough to reach. They both dived for it but Sasami got it before Inuyasha.
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Inuyasha yelled, "Nooooooo!" while falling to his death. Sasami while swinging on the vine said, "IIIIIIInnnnuuuuyyyassshhhhaaaa!!!!!" She wasn't looking where she was swinging and hit a tree. She fell off the tree and...
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Fell of the tree and to her death, she screamed, "I haven't tasted a Sonic Burger yet!!!!" Sesshoumaru jumped on to the tree, still trying to figure out how to take the stick out of his butt. Jaken showed up out of nowhere and said, "All my life, I have loved you and I need you Sesshoumaru!!!! I AM GAY!!!!!" Sesshoumaru got freaked so chopped Jaken in half and Rinn showed up saying, "Ewww, Sesshy-sama is gay?! Rinn no like at all, Rinn is only straight! Like a line!" Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes and pushed her off the tree. She yelled , "Line's can't die...can they?" Sesshoumaru accidentally sat on the stick and it broke, so now he had no hopes of getting it out. Kagome found Sesshoumaru and did sign language to tell him to go to hell. So...he did. He went with Kikyo to the depths of the ocean...I mean hell.... Anyways, Miroku comes out of nowhere saying, "Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Sango turned into a ball of slime and like, so messed up my hair!!!" He burst out crying and said, "Why? Why? Why my beautiful hair?? It was, so, so good to her. Never pervertedly touched her..." Then Sango came rolling out of the hut saying, "I'm a little slime ball, short and green. Here is the slime and here is the tennis ball. When I get al steamed up here me shout, I will bubble and grow a snout!" Then Kaede stepped on Sango and then killed herself for doing so. Miroku killed himself since he no longer had his hair black, and Kagome felt lonely, so she went to Myouga to have babies....only she couldn't see where she was going so she ran into so many tree's she got brain damaged (
And that my friends, is the wackiest most cruel thing in the world. Bows down Thank you, Thank you , Thank You very much.