I'm being nice and decided, even though I haven't gotten 5 reviews (but I
did like those cookies, cookie dough, and the pixie stix! I'm saving some
of each thing to give to people. Thanks Neo!), to start the second chapter.
... Thank me now. *silence* Thank me! *.* Fine! You guys suck! Maybe I
should friggen' end the story right now if you're gonna be that way! *a
Thank You is heard* Finally.. Now on with a funny chapter. (My hand still
hurts from ramming it into the screen :'( Yes, I really did do that.)
Disclaimer: If you sue me for saying I own Inu-Yasha, all you'll get is... a broken heart, 143 pictures of the show Inu-Yasha, a sign that says "Warning, Insane Anime Fangirl," and.. my annoying older sister.. GO AHEAD SUE ME! I DON'T WANT HER!
~~~Chapter Two: Embarrassing Memories
"Inu-Yasha! You've grown so much!" Kaiho smiled at him between slurping some ramen. (mmm. ramen..)
"No kidding," Inu-Yasha ignored her.
"She's right you know. The last time we saw you, you were this high *holds hand about two feet high off the ground* and didn't cuss as much as you do now," Soumei said then returned to eating his ramen as well. (Ramen is a blessing ^.^)
"Can we stop with the fond memories now?" Inu-Yasha became agitated as he glared at the two from across the hut. (They're in Kaede's hut)
"I find it very interesting though," Miroku commented.
"You are so-" Inu-Yasha was interrupted.
"I can't imagine Inu-Yasha not cursing! What did he act like?" Shippo was really into all this. *WHAM* "Oww.. Inu-Yasha that hurt!" he grabbed his head.
"Serves you right."
"SIT!" *face fault* "Inu-Yasha, stop being so childish," Kagome never looked up from her food.
"Is this an everyday thing or what?" Kaiho asked Sango, who was sitting right next to her. Sango nodded grimly.
"I remember one time when Inu-Yasha-" Soumei had the wind knocked out of him.
"Soumei-no-baka! Don't talk about that. Talk about the funnier time!" Kaiho smiled again.
"Oh! Right! Okay, another time, Inu-Yasha was being chased by this really big son-of-a-gun demon. Inu-Yasha, somehow, killed the thing and it turned out, it's true form was a squirrel! Inu-Yasha picked the vermin up by his tail, stared straight into his eye and said, "Are you a rat with a puffy tail?" Hahaha!" Soumei and Kaiho were leaning on each other for support.
"Grrrr.. That's not funny," Inu-Yasha twitched his eyebrow.
"Yes it is!" Shippo gasped for breath.
"He had no idea what it was!" Kaiho sputtered.
"Bye idiots," Inu-Yasha said while heading out the door.
"Oops. We got him mad," Kaiho sighed.
"Well maybe you guys should shut up and forget the past!" Inu-Yasha yelled from the tree he was sitting in, which was really far away I might add.
"Oi! Inu-Yasha! It's nothing to get mad about! You had no idea what the damn thing was!" Kaiho yelled back.
"Feh!" Inu-Yasha said loud enough for the humans in the hut to hear.
"He still says that word!" Kaiho and Soumei burst out laughing again. (my spell check says there's no such word as "bursted"! GASP!)
Miroku, being the pervert he his, decided to take this opportunity to sneak a feel to a certain demon-exterminator's butt. *WHACK* (don't you think that boomerang comes in handy?) Sango's boomerang collided with the lecher's head. "Houshi, don't push your luck."
"Umm.. I think I'll just move over here now.. Away from Miroku," Kaiho scooted a little towards Soumei. He could protect her; or rather keep her from killing the monk.
"Why, Kaiho! How could you think I would do such a silly thing to one as powerful as you?" Miroku was right.in.her.face.and..
"GAH!!" Kaiho began beating Miroku.
"Kaiho! You're gonna kill him if you don't stop!" Soumei held her back.
"Lemme at 'em! Just lemme teach him a thing or two about personal space!" Soumei wouldn't let go. *kick* (ouch..) Soumei feel on the floor in pain. Even a demon couldn't hold out when kneed in the most vulnerable place. (good thing I'll never know how it feels! It's good to be female!)
"Oww." Soumei rolled on the floor curled in a ball.
"Now Miroku, *evil look* It's your turn!" Kaiho unsheathed her sword and chased Miroku out of the hut past a very amused Inu-Yasha. Miroku pulled out one of his wards just in time as Kaiho brought her sword down. *zap, fry, crisp* Kaiho felt a wave of electricity surge through her body and froze. She became as black as charcoal in one second. When she coughed, a puff of black smoke exited her mouth. "Ouch.." She cried in pain.
"I'm sorry Kaiho, but you were going to kill me!" he patted her back.. (bad idea)
A loud scream of pain could be heard all across the village as Miroku's hand connected with the burned body. (you know how when you burn yourself, it kinda hurts to touch it? .. that's like it except worse. Poor Kaiho..)
~~~~In the hut.. again
"Ouch! That hurts!" Kaiho yelped as some supposed cure was rubbed on to her skin.
"Then ye should not have tried to kill the monk," Kaede replied calmly.
"Then yon monk should not have tried a move on ye!" Kaiho mocked her. For that, Kaede pushed on her charred skin.
"Hag! Why did you do that?!" (Kaiho never learns does she? Like I said.. She acts just like me sometimes..) Another shove was her reply.
"Maybe from you two is where Inu-Yasha got his mouth," Kagome said very bluntly as if there was no doubt it was them. (*authoress nibbles on cookie absent-mindedly* Oh! That's right! I have to type a story..)
"Hey! He got that mouth because of himself! ... Did- that make any sense at all?" Soumei scratched his head.
"See, your name has no connection to your personality," Kaiho stated.
"Excuse me, but I'm not the one who looks like a crippled shrew." (why you! *rams hand into screen again* JESUS FREAKING GOD! OWWWW!)
Kaiho's expression became dark. "Huh-oh.. Holy Kuso!" Soumei dashed out of the hut and ran, or rather flew, into the forest.
"Huh?" Inu-Yasha opened an eye to see Kaiho slowly walking towards Soumei with a dark aura surrounding her. 'She seems okay to me. Why was anyone worried about her health? Although, I do wonder about her sanity sometimes.' Inu-Yasha snorted at the thought and went back to sleep as if there was nothing abnormal to the way Kaiho was acting. (I'm sorry but.. What an imbecile!)
Kagome, Miroku, Shippo, and Sango were on Kirara heading towards the two. Inu-Yasha, who now was starting to wonder what was happening, hitched a ride as well still half asleep.
A dark ball of ki formed around Kaiho. She began changing forms as the terrified Soumei froze in horror.
~~~~~~~~~ Note- MWUAHAHAHAHAHA! I left you with a cliffhanger! What is Kaiho changing into? What will she do to Soumei once the change is complete? Why am I asking you this?
Evil: I think they think that she's gonna turn into a- *muffle muffle*
Keri: SHHHHH! Must not spoil it!
Pessimist: It doesn't matter. They'll never be able to guess what's gonna happen anyway. The idea you came up with is way too unpredictable.
Keri: *blink blink* Did- you just compliment me? *shocked look*
Pessimist: Umm. NO! No I didn't.
Chibi Sarcasm: Right.. Just like you didn't smile that one time. Sure. Uh- huh. We believe you.
~~ ki- energy
Houshi- monk
Kuso- shit
(is that all?)
Review Responses:
Wisteria Fox Glad you liked the first chapter ^.^
NeoStar *glomps Neo* I'm glad you put me on your favorites too! Thanks for the food! Food is a wonderful thing..*daydreams*
shmo Look again, you'll see he's mentioned.
I am so glad you guys love Kaiho and Soumei! I can at least say that I own them. Ha! In your face you stupid lawyers! Thank you everyone! *award is given and sash* I couldn't have done this without my reviewers! *dreamy look* It's because of them that I pursue writing this story! *poke poke* Huh- *bubble is burst* NOOO! I was dreaming!
Preview of next chapter "Kaiho's True Form!": "Yes, what are you going to do to me? You can't- owww!"
Disclaimer: If you sue me for saying I own Inu-Yasha, all you'll get is... a broken heart, 143 pictures of the show Inu-Yasha, a sign that says "Warning, Insane Anime Fangirl," and.. my annoying older sister.. GO AHEAD SUE ME! I DON'T WANT HER!
~~~Chapter Two: Embarrassing Memories
"Inu-Yasha! You've grown so much!" Kaiho smiled at him between slurping some ramen. (mmm. ramen..)
"No kidding," Inu-Yasha ignored her.
"She's right you know. The last time we saw you, you were this high *holds hand about two feet high off the ground* and didn't cuss as much as you do now," Soumei said then returned to eating his ramen as well. (Ramen is a blessing ^.^)
"Can we stop with the fond memories now?" Inu-Yasha became agitated as he glared at the two from across the hut. (They're in Kaede's hut)
"I find it very interesting though," Miroku commented.
"You are so-" Inu-Yasha was interrupted.
"I can't imagine Inu-Yasha not cursing! What did he act like?" Shippo was really into all this. *WHAM* "Oww.. Inu-Yasha that hurt!" he grabbed his head.
"Serves you right."
"SIT!" *face fault* "Inu-Yasha, stop being so childish," Kagome never looked up from her food.
"Is this an everyday thing or what?" Kaiho asked Sango, who was sitting right next to her. Sango nodded grimly.
"I remember one time when Inu-Yasha-" Soumei had the wind knocked out of him.
"Soumei-no-baka! Don't talk about that. Talk about the funnier time!" Kaiho smiled again.
"Oh! Right! Okay, another time, Inu-Yasha was being chased by this really big son-of-a-gun demon. Inu-Yasha, somehow, killed the thing and it turned out, it's true form was a squirrel! Inu-Yasha picked the vermin up by his tail, stared straight into his eye and said, "Are you a rat with a puffy tail?" Hahaha!" Soumei and Kaiho were leaning on each other for support.
"Grrrr.. That's not funny," Inu-Yasha twitched his eyebrow.
"Yes it is!" Shippo gasped for breath.
"He had no idea what it was!" Kaiho sputtered.
"Bye idiots," Inu-Yasha said while heading out the door.
"Oops. We got him mad," Kaiho sighed.
"Well maybe you guys should shut up and forget the past!" Inu-Yasha yelled from the tree he was sitting in, which was really far away I might add.
"Oi! Inu-Yasha! It's nothing to get mad about! You had no idea what the damn thing was!" Kaiho yelled back.
"Feh!" Inu-Yasha said loud enough for the humans in the hut to hear.
"He still says that word!" Kaiho and Soumei burst out laughing again. (my spell check says there's no such word as "bursted"! GASP!)
Miroku, being the pervert he his, decided to take this opportunity to sneak a feel to a certain demon-exterminator's butt. *WHACK* (don't you think that boomerang comes in handy?) Sango's boomerang collided with the lecher's head. "Houshi, don't push your luck."
"Umm.. I think I'll just move over here now.. Away from Miroku," Kaiho scooted a little towards Soumei. He could protect her; or rather keep her from killing the monk.
"Why, Kaiho! How could you think I would do such a silly thing to one as powerful as you?" Miroku was right.in.her.face.and..
"GAH!!" Kaiho began beating Miroku.
"Kaiho! You're gonna kill him if you don't stop!" Soumei held her back.
"Lemme at 'em! Just lemme teach him a thing or two about personal space!" Soumei wouldn't let go. *kick* (ouch..) Soumei feel on the floor in pain. Even a demon couldn't hold out when kneed in the most vulnerable place. (good thing I'll never know how it feels! It's good to be female!)
"Oww." Soumei rolled on the floor curled in a ball.
"Now Miroku, *evil look* It's your turn!" Kaiho unsheathed her sword and chased Miroku out of the hut past a very amused Inu-Yasha. Miroku pulled out one of his wards just in time as Kaiho brought her sword down. *zap, fry, crisp* Kaiho felt a wave of electricity surge through her body and froze. She became as black as charcoal in one second. When she coughed, a puff of black smoke exited her mouth. "Ouch.." She cried in pain.
"I'm sorry Kaiho, but you were going to kill me!" he patted her back.. (bad idea)
A loud scream of pain could be heard all across the village as Miroku's hand connected with the burned body. (you know how when you burn yourself, it kinda hurts to touch it? .. that's like it except worse. Poor Kaiho..)
~~~~In the hut.. again
"Ouch! That hurts!" Kaiho yelped as some supposed cure was rubbed on to her skin.
"Then ye should not have tried to kill the monk," Kaede replied calmly.
"Then yon monk should not have tried a move on ye!" Kaiho mocked her. For that, Kaede pushed on her charred skin.
"Hag! Why did you do that?!" (Kaiho never learns does she? Like I said.. She acts just like me sometimes..) Another shove was her reply.
"Maybe from you two is where Inu-Yasha got his mouth," Kagome said very bluntly as if there was no doubt it was them. (*authoress nibbles on cookie absent-mindedly* Oh! That's right! I have to type a story..)
"Hey! He got that mouth because of himself! ... Did- that make any sense at all?" Soumei scratched his head.
"See, your name has no connection to your personality," Kaiho stated.
"Excuse me, but I'm not the one who looks like a crippled shrew." (why you! *rams hand into screen again* JESUS FREAKING GOD! OWWWW!)
Kaiho's expression became dark. "Huh-oh.. Holy Kuso!" Soumei dashed out of the hut and ran, or rather flew, into the forest.
"Huh?" Inu-Yasha opened an eye to see Kaiho slowly walking towards Soumei with a dark aura surrounding her. 'She seems okay to me. Why was anyone worried about her health? Although, I do wonder about her sanity sometimes.' Inu-Yasha snorted at the thought and went back to sleep as if there was nothing abnormal to the way Kaiho was acting. (I'm sorry but.. What an imbecile!)
Kagome, Miroku, Shippo, and Sango were on Kirara heading towards the two. Inu-Yasha, who now was starting to wonder what was happening, hitched a ride as well still half asleep.
A dark ball of ki formed around Kaiho. She began changing forms as the terrified Soumei froze in horror.
~~~~~~~~~ Note- MWUAHAHAHAHAHA! I left you with a cliffhanger! What is Kaiho changing into? What will she do to Soumei once the change is complete? Why am I asking you this?
Evil: I think they think that she's gonna turn into a- *muffle muffle*
Keri: SHHHHH! Must not spoil it!
Pessimist: It doesn't matter. They'll never be able to guess what's gonna happen anyway. The idea you came up with is way too unpredictable.
Keri: *blink blink* Did- you just compliment me? *shocked look*
Pessimist: Umm. NO! No I didn't.
Chibi Sarcasm: Right.. Just like you didn't smile that one time. Sure. Uh- huh. We believe you.
~~ ki- energy
Houshi- monk
Kuso- shit
(is that all?)
Review Responses:
Wisteria Fox Glad you liked the first chapter ^.^
NeoStar *glomps Neo* I'm glad you put me on your favorites too! Thanks for the food! Food is a wonderful thing..*daydreams*
shmo Look again, you'll see he's mentioned.
I am so glad you guys love Kaiho and Soumei! I can at least say that I own them. Ha! In your face you stupid lawyers! Thank you everyone! *award is given and sash* I couldn't have done this without my reviewers! *dreamy look* It's because of them that I pursue writing this story! *poke poke* Huh- *bubble is burst* NOOO! I was dreaming!
Preview of next chapter "Kaiho's True Form!": "Yes, what are you going to do to me? You can't- owww!"