*Gets starry eyed* Wow! On the first day my 2nd chapter was posted, I got 6
reviews! *cries* I really love you guys! Thank you so much! *Yet another
award, sash, and crown is given* I would like to thank my reviewers who
make me have the energy to continue with the story. I would also like to
thank my mum who gave me the inspiration to learn typing (to type fast and
make stories). I really appreciate- *pop! Bubble is burst* Huh? WHY DOES
THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!
Disclaimer: *clears throat* *evil grin* I may not own Inu-Yasha (damn, he's too cute not to own), *smirk* BUT! I DO own Kaiho and Soumei! MWUAHAHAHA And you don't! HAHAHA! *is hit with sheath of Katana-sama* *glares at Evil* How did you get my sword sheath? Evil: I uh... eep! *Evil is chased by Keri- sama who is holding her mallet above her head*
Note- for some reason, I had put the 2nd chapter's title as the 3rd chapter's title..^.^' hee hee... it is being fixed. (My info. Is taking longer than usual to update. I do update it every day though.)
~~~~Kaiho's True Form!
~Previously on Two Youkai Protectors: A dark ball of ki formed around Kaiho. She began changing forms as the terrified Soumei froze in horror.~
"Soumei, prepare to die!" Kaiho screamed as the dark ball engulfed her.
"Kaiho don't- huh?" Soumei blinked at the changed form in front of him. "Kaiho?"
"!!!" Kaiho was surprised herself.
"Oh yeah! That's right! That witch put a spell on you!" Soumei laughed.
"It's not funny!" Kaiho's now high-pitched-voice squeaked (let's just pretend that some youkai can talk in their true form okay?). "I'm going to- "
"Kaiho, what are you going to do? You can't even hurt a flea," Inu-Yasha thought this was very comical.
Kaiho did not find the situation very funny. She wasn't even the size of a normal wolf. She had silver fur that was flying everywhere because of the wind and looked more like a wolf puppy. She was very cute though, a little too cute because Kagome picked her up and started commenting on how adorable she looked.
"Yes, what are you going to do to me? You can't- owww!" Soumei grabbed his foot in pain. Kaiho had escaped Kagome's grasp and had bitten Soumei.
"That's what I'll do!" Kaiho cried triumphantly.
"Why you little-!" Soumei chased after Kaiho (a very humorous sight).
"I'm going to find that old hag that did this to me, and demand she change me back!" Kaiho screamed as she ran from Soumei.
"Baka. There's a way to fix it. It's so simple," Soumei was amazed at how arrogant she could be.
"I refuse to apologize to you!" she ran up a tree and laughed when Soumei ran right into it. (I'm starting to lose my funniness since I'm tired...but I must continue. must- post- soon!)
~Flashback~
"Soumei!" Kaiho cried out as a woman threw a pink and purple ball of energy at Soumei.
"Tell me what you desirer!" the woman's flowery voice echoed.
"*mumble* Apology," Soumei seemed as if he was half asleep.
The witch looked at Kaiho and smiled evilly. "My, my. I never even thought I would get a request as ridiculous as this!" she laughed. "He wishes for you to apologize for chasing his pet owl away!" she laughed some more.
"Why should I say I'm sorry for that? The bird was annoying! Soumei you didn't even like that stupid bird!"
"Impertinent aren't you? Until you do as he asks, a curse will be put upon you! Your acts reflect upon your days."
"What's that supposed to mean?!" A blinding light shone and then disappeared, along with the witch. "Huh?" Kaiho examined herself. "I'm still me! I'm still pretty and tall! La la la!" she sang forgetting about the witch's words.
~End Flashback~
"Your acts reflect upon your days. Kaiho, that means your childish antics have caused you to become a child in true form," Soumei smirked at the fuming pup in the tree.
"I will apologize ONLY if I turn into my normal self afterwards."
"-.- That's the whole deal baka."
"^.^' Oh!" Kaiho sweat-dropped at her own stupidity.
"Well?"
"I'm sorry *shudder* that I chased your owl away."
"Finally! Now I can admit I hated that stupid thing!"
"What!?" Kaiho fumed as she changed into her normal size. (O.O uh-oh...)
"Uh.. Hee hee.. Um, I liked him in the beginning, but after a while- yipe!" The really big and tall Kaiho chased Soumei. After a while, she caught him under her foot/paw (whatever..).
"I sooo hate you!" she pushed her paw into his stomach.
"So-r-ry!" he tried to breathe. (honestly.. this is more of a them fic and not an Inu-Yasha fic..)
Luckily for Soumei, Miroku decided just then to use a ward on her. (wards rule!)
Kaiho transformed into her human-like form (is there a name for that?) and had swirly eyes. "@.@ ..."
"You deserved that," Soumei tossed Kaiho off his stomach.
"Mommy," she tried to move.
~~~In the hut (what's up with always being in the hut? I need a new location..)
"Is there a way to get rid of you guys?" Inu-Yasha glared at the burnt Kaiho and Soumei, who was sitting next to Kaiho.
"Yes there is," they replied at the same time.
"And that would be?"
"All you have to do-" Kaiho cut Soumei off.
"Is to defend yourself without our help."
"That's too easy," Inu-Yasha replied cockily.
"There's a catch though," Soumei added quickly.
"What?"
"We get to choose the demon," Kaiho said.
"Do you guys choose strong demons?" Kagome asked. (naw, they choose pathetic weaklings.. kami what a dim-wit sometimes..)
"We choose really hard to beat demons," Soumei said.
"Ha! I doubt it," Inu-Yasha smirked.
"Inu-Yasha, you're going to push your luck," Miroku said from the other side of the hut.
"Haven't you learned by now not to get involved in these kinds of things?" Sango sighed. (what? I couldn't just make them sit there watching everything without commenting!)
"I want you guys to leave as soon as possible," Inu-Yasha told them.
"Then you shall be challenged tomorrow!" Kaiho picked up Shippo and set him in her lap; he soon fell asleep.
"Uh Kaiho, how are we going to come up with a challenge in that amount of time?"
"I have one already. I was thinking he was going to do this, so I created one that is going to be a bit of a challenge for him!"
"You should've told me. What if you screwed up and made it too weak or out of proportion?"
"I didn't," she glared. (And the glare contest begins in 3, 2-)
He glared back. (ONE! Begin!)
~~~+++===***10 minutes later***===+++~~~
*glare* ~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~ ((that's Soumei and Kaiho)
-.-' ((that's everyone else) (( this might go on for a while..)
"ENOUGH!" Inu-Yasha startled everyone. "Tomorrow, at whatever time, using the demon Kaiho has. OKAY!?" *everyone nods violently* "Good."
Note~~~~~~~~~ I like glare contests! I am sorry if any of my chapters are short, I just need to take it one step at a time or else I fall flat on my face and end right back at step one.
~~~~~~~ baka- a word that can mean many different things; idiot, retard, stupid..
kami- god
ki- still means energy last time I checked
(think that's all)
*nibbles on cookie* Review Response time!
Review Responses:
NeoStar: You like to glomp people too much! ^.^ Next chapter, I promise to put you in the thing-a-ma-bobs.
Wisteria Fox: You're welcome!
misakichi: Thank you!
Slycat: Kuso can mean damn too, but what I have learned is Chukusho (spelling?) literally means damn while Kuso can mean damn or shit. Shit is usually Kuso.
d.j. and crew: yes food is wonderful!
Meow the chibi neko: *glomps* KITTY!
Preview of chapter 4 "Showdown! Who will win?": "Oh-"
"My-"
"GOD!!!" everyone but Inu-Yasha screamed.
Disclaimer: *clears throat* *evil grin* I may not own Inu-Yasha (damn, he's too cute not to own), *smirk* BUT! I DO own Kaiho and Soumei! MWUAHAHAHA And you don't! HAHAHA! *is hit with sheath of Katana-sama* *glares at Evil* How did you get my sword sheath? Evil: I uh... eep! *Evil is chased by Keri- sama who is holding her mallet above her head*
Note- for some reason, I had put the 2nd chapter's title as the 3rd chapter's title..^.^' hee hee... it is being fixed. (My info. Is taking longer than usual to update. I do update it every day though.)
~~~~Kaiho's True Form!
~Previously on Two Youkai Protectors: A dark ball of ki formed around Kaiho. She began changing forms as the terrified Soumei froze in horror.~
"Soumei, prepare to die!" Kaiho screamed as the dark ball engulfed her.
"Kaiho don't- huh?" Soumei blinked at the changed form in front of him. "Kaiho?"
"!!!" Kaiho was surprised herself.
"Oh yeah! That's right! That witch put a spell on you!" Soumei laughed.
"It's not funny!" Kaiho's now high-pitched-voice squeaked (let's just pretend that some youkai can talk in their true form okay?). "I'm going to- "
"Kaiho, what are you going to do? You can't even hurt a flea," Inu-Yasha thought this was very comical.
Kaiho did not find the situation very funny. She wasn't even the size of a normal wolf. She had silver fur that was flying everywhere because of the wind and looked more like a wolf puppy. She was very cute though, a little too cute because Kagome picked her up and started commenting on how adorable she looked.
"Yes, what are you going to do to me? You can't- owww!" Soumei grabbed his foot in pain. Kaiho had escaped Kagome's grasp and had bitten Soumei.
"That's what I'll do!" Kaiho cried triumphantly.
"Why you little-!" Soumei chased after Kaiho (a very humorous sight).
"I'm going to find that old hag that did this to me, and demand she change me back!" Kaiho screamed as she ran from Soumei.
"Baka. There's a way to fix it. It's so simple," Soumei was amazed at how arrogant she could be.
"I refuse to apologize to you!" she ran up a tree and laughed when Soumei ran right into it. (I'm starting to lose my funniness since I'm tired...but I must continue. must- post- soon!)
~Flashback~
"Soumei!" Kaiho cried out as a woman threw a pink and purple ball of energy at Soumei.
"Tell me what you desirer!" the woman's flowery voice echoed.
"*mumble* Apology," Soumei seemed as if he was half asleep.
The witch looked at Kaiho and smiled evilly. "My, my. I never even thought I would get a request as ridiculous as this!" she laughed. "He wishes for you to apologize for chasing his pet owl away!" she laughed some more.
"Why should I say I'm sorry for that? The bird was annoying! Soumei you didn't even like that stupid bird!"
"Impertinent aren't you? Until you do as he asks, a curse will be put upon you! Your acts reflect upon your days."
"What's that supposed to mean?!" A blinding light shone and then disappeared, along with the witch. "Huh?" Kaiho examined herself. "I'm still me! I'm still pretty and tall! La la la!" she sang forgetting about the witch's words.
~End Flashback~
"Your acts reflect upon your days. Kaiho, that means your childish antics have caused you to become a child in true form," Soumei smirked at the fuming pup in the tree.
"I will apologize ONLY if I turn into my normal self afterwards."
"-.- That's the whole deal baka."
"^.^' Oh!" Kaiho sweat-dropped at her own stupidity.
"Well?"
"I'm sorry *shudder* that I chased your owl away."
"Finally! Now I can admit I hated that stupid thing!"
"What!?" Kaiho fumed as she changed into her normal size. (O.O uh-oh...)
"Uh.. Hee hee.. Um, I liked him in the beginning, but after a while- yipe!" The really big and tall Kaiho chased Soumei. After a while, she caught him under her foot/paw (whatever..).
"I sooo hate you!" she pushed her paw into his stomach.
"So-r-ry!" he tried to breathe. (honestly.. this is more of a them fic and not an Inu-Yasha fic..)
Luckily for Soumei, Miroku decided just then to use a ward on her. (wards rule!)
Kaiho transformed into her human-like form (is there a name for that?) and had swirly eyes. "@.@ ..."
"You deserved that," Soumei tossed Kaiho off his stomach.
"Mommy," she tried to move.
~~~In the hut (what's up with always being in the hut? I need a new location..)
"Is there a way to get rid of you guys?" Inu-Yasha glared at the burnt Kaiho and Soumei, who was sitting next to Kaiho.
"Yes there is," they replied at the same time.
"And that would be?"
"All you have to do-" Kaiho cut Soumei off.
"Is to defend yourself without our help."
"That's too easy," Inu-Yasha replied cockily.
"There's a catch though," Soumei added quickly.
"What?"
"We get to choose the demon," Kaiho said.
"Do you guys choose strong demons?" Kagome asked. (naw, they choose pathetic weaklings.. kami what a dim-wit sometimes..)
"We choose really hard to beat demons," Soumei said.
"Ha! I doubt it," Inu-Yasha smirked.
"Inu-Yasha, you're going to push your luck," Miroku said from the other side of the hut.
"Haven't you learned by now not to get involved in these kinds of things?" Sango sighed. (what? I couldn't just make them sit there watching everything without commenting!)
"I want you guys to leave as soon as possible," Inu-Yasha told them.
"Then you shall be challenged tomorrow!" Kaiho picked up Shippo and set him in her lap; he soon fell asleep.
"Uh Kaiho, how are we going to come up with a challenge in that amount of time?"
"I have one already. I was thinking he was going to do this, so I created one that is going to be a bit of a challenge for him!"
"You should've told me. What if you screwed up and made it too weak or out of proportion?"
"I didn't," she glared. (And the glare contest begins in 3, 2-)
He glared back. (ONE! Begin!)
~~~+++===***10 minutes later***===+++~~~
*glare* ~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~ ((that's Soumei and Kaiho)
-.-' ((that's everyone else) (( this might go on for a while..)
"ENOUGH!" Inu-Yasha startled everyone. "Tomorrow, at whatever time, using the demon Kaiho has. OKAY!?" *everyone nods violently* "Good."
Note~~~~~~~~~ I like glare contests! I am sorry if any of my chapters are short, I just need to take it one step at a time or else I fall flat on my face and end right back at step one.
~~~~~~~ baka- a word that can mean many different things; idiot, retard, stupid..
kami- god
ki- still means energy last time I checked
(think that's all)
*nibbles on cookie* Review Response time!
Review Responses:
NeoStar: You like to glomp people too much! ^.^ Next chapter, I promise to put you in the thing-a-ma-bobs.
Wisteria Fox: You're welcome!
misakichi: Thank you!
Slycat: Kuso can mean damn too, but what I have learned is Chukusho (spelling?) literally means damn while Kuso can mean damn or shit. Shit is usually Kuso.
d.j. and crew: yes food is wonderful!
Meow the chibi neko: *glomps* KITTY!
Preview of chapter 4 "Showdown! Who will win?": "Oh-"
"My-"
"GOD!!!" everyone but Inu-Yasha screamed.