I LIVE!!
Yay! It's the next chapter! *reviewers glare* WHOA! I said before I had school, okay? Chill. I'm making it up to you. NO CLIFFHANGER IN THE END!! Maybe *pointy objects are seen among the reviewers* I like pointy! *sharp objects are seen* Whoa! Sharp things are for Ame not Keri! And Sesshy-chan is for Neo-Star.
Neo: *clings to Fluffy. still*
Keri: ^.^'
Okay as I promised *Neo shouting for joy in background* Here is the disclaimer with our very own.*insert drum-roll music here* Neo~Star!
Disclaimer: Keri & Neo are carrying on a conversation.
Keri: Only in that one fic is it true.
Neo: *sad face*
Keri: No one ever said you couldn't just "borrow" him and torment him *refers to Sesshomaru*
Neo: That's not as good as really owning him though.
Keri: It's cheaper to feed him this way.
Neo: *thinks* . You have a point there. *looks at empty wallet*
Keri: I, or Neo~Star, do NOT own any of the Inu-Yasha characters. I only own Kaiho, Soumei, their swords, their souls, Soumei's lost owl (if you find a black white spotted owl please notify me), and that witch thing- person.yeah. And I do NOT own Megami.
Neo: No, but I do!
~~~~~~Showdown! (I took out the "who will win part" because I felt like it)
~~The next day. (O.O be afraid of this day.)
"Okay Kaiho, where is this "demon"?" Soumei asked. (He can be such an ass..)
"Well, I didn't make her like usual, I kind of. "borrowed" her, I guess you could say.."
"............"
"^_^'"
"..........Well?"
"Oh right! ........."
"........Any time now we could go."
"Okay then. This way A.S.S."
"And what would that stand for?"
"Asshole Stupid Soumei!"
"....."
"Just come on!"
Kaiho ran off and Soumei followed muttering something about evil women. Kaiho turned upon hearing him.
"So I'm evil am I?" She demanded in her most demonic voice.
"Um, yes?" Soumei muttered.
"I'll give you evil!" Kaiho began to chase Soumei while laughing evilly.
"Help me!!!"
"None can help you now!" Kaiho screamed like a mad woman (Which she probably is . . . -.-;;).
"Hey! Morons! Where's the youkai I'm suppose to fight?!?" Inuyasha and the others appeared in the clearing where the demon was going to come.
"She's coming . . .. "
Inuyasha started laughing, "I'm fighting a girl?!? This will be too easy!" Inuyasha continued to laugh like an idiot.
"Um, Inuyasha?" Miroku tried to stop the hanyou's laughing.
"What?"
"I do not think this battle will be easily won."
"Why's that monk?"
"Do you really think that those two," Miroku pointed to Kaiho and Soumei, "will pick someone you can beat easily?"
Inuyasha nodded. "I beat they can't find a flea demon."
"I resent that." Myouga the flea muttered on Miroku's shoulder.
"I don't care." Inuyasha grumbled.
"Hey, Inu! The demon's coming!" Kaiho yelled.
Inuyasha and Miroku ran to join the group in waiting for the demon. Kaiho was jumping from foot to foot muttering, "She's coming, she's coming."
"What's her problem?" Inuyasha asked.
"The demon and her are best friends. They always played pranks on the people in the castle and were always plotting." Soumei sighed. "They were, no are, pure evil."
"We are not." Said a feminine voice. A young demon stepped into the clearing. She was a dog demon. Her hair was brown with red high lights reaching around her back. Her eyes were a beautiful green. On her forehead was a eight pointed star and starting on her left shoulder, curling around the back of her neck, and splitting into two on her right cheek was a long scar. Her ears were pointed and pierced three times, with one hoop and two studs on each ear. The right hoop had a small crystal on it. The demon wore a short, silver-white, Chinese/Japanese style dress, with a blue, purple, and violet obi. Silver cuffs were on her left ankle, right upper arm, and both her wrist. Two long clothe, one dark purple and one light purple, connected to a gem on her obi and fell loosely around her waist and legs. Also connected to her obi was an oriental fan. A long sword was on the other side of the obi.
"Megami-chan!" Kaiho leaped forward and hugged the demon tightly.
"Hi, Kai-chan! I missed you soooooooo much!" The demon, Megami, hugged Kaiho too.
"It's been too long." Kaiho finally released her friend and the two began to chat.
"Megami-chan!" Soumei smiled sweetly. "Remember me?"
"Eep! Hentai no kitsune-baka!" Megami pulled her fan and threw it at Soumei. It barely missed.
"What was that for?!?" Soumei yelled.
"That's for spying on Kai-chan and me when we were at the hot springs!" Megami yelled.
"That was you?" Kaiho yelled.
"Um, yes, I think." A handprint was soon on Soumei's face.
"Hentai!" The girls yelled together.
"I sympathize for you." Miroku muttered.
"Yeah, monk, I bet you do!" Sango glared at Miroku who smiled nervously.
"Oi! When do I get to fight someone and get rid of you two?" Inuyasha demanded. A fan smacked into his head.
"Oi is _my_ word, Inu-baka." Megami glared at the hanyou. "Don't forget it." The demon's face cheered up as she and Kagome began to chat.
"I want to get rid of those two so fight me!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Fine, oh high and impatient one." Megami pulled out her sword, "Ready? Go!"
~~~~ Note: HAHAHAHA! You know what guys? I didn't make this chapter. Would you like to know who? Neo~Star! *red carpet rolls out and limo pulls up. The door opens revealing the mystical girl, Neo-chan* Okay let's not get too carried away. *pulls red carpet away just as May-chan steps onto it. *Neo falls* Oopsies.. *is chased by Mallet-sama*
SOMEONE HELP MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Neo~Star: My fame! My glory! Taken away! *hits Keri-chan over head* MWUAHAHA!
Keri: @_@
Neo~Star: *glomps Sesshomaru* See you guys next chapter!
Keri: @_@.
Neo: E-mail Keri so you can read an original story called "Project Inhuman Allie" be warned though! It is barely suitable for a PG-13 fic! But it's funny! ^ ^
Yay! It's the next chapter! *reviewers glare* WHOA! I said before I had school, okay? Chill. I'm making it up to you. NO CLIFFHANGER IN THE END!! Maybe *pointy objects are seen among the reviewers* I like pointy! *sharp objects are seen* Whoa! Sharp things are for Ame not Keri! And Sesshy-chan is for Neo-Star.
Neo: *clings to Fluffy. still*
Keri: ^.^'
Okay as I promised *Neo shouting for joy in background* Here is the disclaimer with our very own.*insert drum-roll music here* Neo~Star!
Disclaimer: Keri & Neo are carrying on a conversation.
Keri: Only in that one fic is it true.
Neo: *sad face*
Keri: No one ever said you couldn't just "borrow" him and torment him *refers to Sesshomaru*
Neo: That's not as good as really owning him though.
Keri: It's cheaper to feed him this way.
Neo: *thinks* . You have a point there. *looks at empty wallet*
Keri: I, or Neo~Star, do NOT own any of the Inu-Yasha characters. I only own Kaiho, Soumei, their swords, their souls, Soumei's lost owl (if you find a black white spotted owl please notify me), and that witch thing- person.yeah. And I do NOT own Megami.
Neo: No, but I do!
~~~~~~Showdown! (I took out the "who will win part" because I felt like it)
~~The next day. (O.O be afraid of this day.)
"Okay Kaiho, where is this "demon"?" Soumei asked. (He can be such an ass..)
"Well, I didn't make her like usual, I kind of. "borrowed" her, I guess you could say.."
"............"
"^_^'"
"..........Well?"
"Oh right! ........."
"........Any time now we could go."
"Okay then. This way A.S.S."
"And what would that stand for?"
"Asshole Stupid Soumei!"
"....."
"Just come on!"
Kaiho ran off and Soumei followed muttering something about evil women. Kaiho turned upon hearing him.
"So I'm evil am I?" She demanded in her most demonic voice.
"Um, yes?" Soumei muttered.
"I'll give you evil!" Kaiho began to chase Soumei while laughing evilly.
"Help me!!!"
"None can help you now!" Kaiho screamed like a mad woman (Which she probably is . . . -.-;;).
"Hey! Morons! Where's the youkai I'm suppose to fight?!?" Inuyasha and the others appeared in the clearing where the demon was going to come.
"She's coming . . .. "
Inuyasha started laughing, "I'm fighting a girl?!? This will be too easy!" Inuyasha continued to laugh like an idiot.
"Um, Inuyasha?" Miroku tried to stop the hanyou's laughing.
"What?"
"I do not think this battle will be easily won."
"Why's that monk?"
"Do you really think that those two," Miroku pointed to Kaiho and Soumei, "will pick someone you can beat easily?"
Inuyasha nodded. "I beat they can't find a flea demon."
"I resent that." Myouga the flea muttered on Miroku's shoulder.
"I don't care." Inuyasha grumbled.
"Hey, Inu! The demon's coming!" Kaiho yelled.
Inuyasha and Miroku ran to join the group in waiting for the demon. Kaiho was jumping from foot to foot muttering, "She's coming, she's coming."
"What's her problem?" Inuyasha asked.
"The demon and her are best friends. They always played pranks on the people in the castle and were always plotting." Soumei sighed. "They were, no are, pure evil."
"We are not." Said a feminine voice. A young demon stepped into the clearing. She was a dog demon. Her hair was brown with red high lights reaching around her back. Her eyes were a beautiful green. On her forehead was a eight pointed star and starting on her left shoulder, curling around the back of her neck, and splitting into two on her right cheek was a long scar. Her ears were pointed and pierced three times, with one hoop and two studs on each ear. The right hoop had a small crystal on it. The demon wore a short, silver-white, Chinese/Japanese style dress, with a blue, purple, and violet obi. Silver cuffs were on her left ankle, right upper arm, and both her wrist. Two long clothe, one dark purple and one light purple, connected to a gem on her obi and fell loosely around her waist and legs. Also connected to her obi was an oriental fan. A long sword was on the other side of the obi.
"Megami-chan!" Kaiho leaped forward and hugged the demon tightly.
"Hi, Kai-chan! I missed you soooooooo much!" The demon, Megami, hugged Kaiho too.
"It's been too long." Kaiho finally released her friend and the two began to chat.
"Megami-chan!" Soumei smiled sweetly. "Remember me?"
"Eep! Hentai no kitsune-baka!" Megami pulled her fan and threw it at Soumei. It barely missed.
"What was that for?!?" Soumei yelled.
"That's for spying on Kai-chan and me when we were at the hot springs!" Megami yelled.
"That was you?" Kaiho yelled.
"Um, yes, I think." A handprint was soon on Soumei's face.
"Hentai!" The girls yelled together.
"I sympathize for you." Miroku muttered.
"Yeah, monk, I bet you do!" Sango glared at Miroku who smiled nervously.
"Oi! When do I get to fight someone and get rid of you two?" Inuyasha demanded. A fan smacked into his head.
"Oi is _my_ word, Inu-baka." Megami glared at the hanyou. "Don't forget it." The demon's face cheered up as she and Kagome began to chat.
"I want to get rid of those two so fight me!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Fine, oh high and impatient one." Megami pulled out her sword, "Ready? Go!"
~~~~ Note: HAHAHAHA! You know what guys? I didn't make this chapter. Would you like to know who? Neo~Star! *red carpet rolls out and limo pulls up. The door opens revealing the mystical girl, Neo-chan* Okay let's not get too carried away. *pulls red carpet away just as May-chan steps onto it. *Neo falls* Oopsies.. *is chased by Mallet-sama*
SOMEONE HELP MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Neo~Star: My fame! My glory! Taken away! *hits Keri-chan over head* MWUAHAHA!
Keri: @_@
Neo~Star: *glomps Sesshomaru* See you guys next chapter!
Keri: @_@.
Neo: E-mail Keri so you can read an original story called "Project Inhuman Allie" be warned though! It is barely suitable for a PG-13 fic! But it's funny! ^ ^