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(It's the start of classes, those poor wizard kids! Livvie has her first class. Please review! I never get reviews . . .)
On Monday, the first day of classes for the new school year, the new sixth year Gryffindors were sitting at their table looking at the new schedule.
"I can't believe it!"
"Oh hush up Ron" Hermione scolded.
"Three classes!" He moaned.
"Stop complaining," Hermione said.
"Oh your just saying that because your boyfriends in that house!"
"Hermione has a boyfriend!" Squealed Lavender Brown.
"No" Hermione said at the same time Ron said "Yes, Malfoy."
"Oh my god, your dating Draco Malfoy?" Pavati Patil exclaimed.
"No I'm not. We hugged. that's it!"
"Why would you hug him?" Asked Dean Tomas who was sitting next to his girlfriend, Ginny.
"Because Professor Santos made him hug her as part of a punishment for calling Hermione a mudblood." Ginny answered.
"Come on guys. Let's go to Divinations." Hermione said as she got up and started walking towards the door. Harry and Ron ran to catch up with her.
When they got to the classroom they quickly took their seats and waited for the teacher.
"Whoa, that's a long walk!" Livvie exclaimed when she came through the door. "It's really musty in here isn't it." Livvie moved to open the window.
"Wait!" Lavender cried. "You'll ruin the air of mystery!"
"I'll risk it," Livvie responded dryly while she opened the window.
Lavender and Pavati glared at her.
"Ok class!" Livvie said dusting off her hands. "I was kind of hoping we could get to know each other today. If there are no objections," she paused. "I didn't think so. We'll start with me. My name is Livvie Santos. I was born in Boston, Massachusetts. I'm 33 years old. I have four sisters and two brothers. Before I lived here I had just moved to San Francisco, California. I love TV. like every show," she laughed a little. "My favorite kind of music is rock, all categories from punk to metal. This is my first time teaching a subject outside of the Muggle world, so this is all new to me. My love life doesn't really matter, so don't bother asking. If you have relationship problems I am willing to listen and give advice. I have had every type of relationship or have had a friend or sibling who has had that kind so I know first hand." She looked at the class. "You," she pointed at a blond girl next to the boy that Neville referred to as Malfoy on the train. "Your turn.
She looked at her. "My names Pansy Parkinson. I'm 16. I was born and I live outside of Manchester. I have one sister who is nine. I suck at advice. I can't give it to people unless I had the same problem. I listen to the Weird Sisters."
"Good." She went next to the Gryfinndor side. "You." She pointed to a sandy haired boy.
"My name is Seamus Finnegan. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm also 16. I have three brothers. One's 25, one's 10 and one's 6. I listen to a lot of different kinds of music, but I'm getting into these new bands that sing that uppity music-"
"It's called pop and it's a fad. Trust me." Livvie interrupted.
Seamus glared at her. "Anyway, I like TV as well. My favorite show is The Simpsons. That's all."
"Good show. You." She pointed at the boy next to Seamus.
"My names Dean Tomas. I'm from England. I love football-"
"Me too!" Livvie exclaimed. "What's your favorite position?"
"Goalie." He responded.
"There's no goalie in football." She said looking at him oddly.
"Yes there is," he argued.
"No, there isn't. Both of my brothers played football in high school."
"Er. Professor Santos?" Hermione interrupted.
"Yes?"
"You're talking about American football. Dean's talking about football, but you call it soccer."
"Oh. it's one of those language barriers." Livvie concluded. "Anyway. you." She pointed at the blond Slytherin.
"My name's Draco Malfoy" he drawled. "I'm 16. I live outside of Manchester. I'm an only child. I'll listen to whatever's on the radio. What else must you know?"
"Nothing more then you want to say." She pointed to the next person and they went, then the next and the next until the bell rang.
~
"How was your first day?" Remus asked as Livvie sat in her seat next to him in the great hall at dinner.
"Not to bad. My first class was Slytherin and Gryfinndor. What is wrong with them?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, they all sat on opposite sides of the room, glared at each other and so on."
"Gryfinndor and Slytherin have been enemies forever." Remus responded.
"Uh. why?" Livvie asked bluntly.
"Godric and Salazar were enemies and their houses are now."
"But they're all different people."
"They don't care" Severus said from her other side.
"But, they are! I mean how long ago did Gary and Steve-"
"Godric and Salazar" Severus corrected.
"Whatever. Anyway how long ago was this? It's insane." Livvie shook her head. "I guess I'll have it play matchmaker."
"Livvie," Severus started. "This has disaster written all over it."
"Sev-" he glared at her. "You can either help me or not it's up to you." Livvie turned her head harshly towards Severus.
Severus opened his mouth to respond but paused for a minute the sighed. "Fine!" Livvie squealed, jumped up and hugged him.
"If I ever need a potion made I am so coming to you!" She exclaimed as she pulled back.
"So what are you doing with Draco on Friday?" Remus asked after a while.
"What does he mean?" Severus asked.
"I gave him detention for calling that Hermione girl a mudblood." Livvie responded then turned to Remus. "Well first at seven I was going to have him and I watch two old Seinfeld episodes. At eight a new episode of Friends. At eight thirty an other new episode of The Simpsons then at nine new Buffy!" She squealed then laughed. "I sounded like an idiot! Anyway at ten we'll watch some movies. I also wrote to my sister Lois, she's a fashion designer so she's gonna send me some muggle clothes."
"Sounds like fun" Remus said.
(That's the new chapter. What do you guys think? Next chapter is the detention. I'm currently working on chapter ten. REVIEW!! No new chapters until I get some got it?)
(It's the start of classes, those poor wizard kids! Livvie has her first class. Please review! I never get reviews . . .)
On Monday, the first day of classes for the new school year, the new sixth year Gryffindors were sitting at their table looking at the new schedule.
"I can't believe it!"
"Oh hush up Ron" Hermione scolded.
"Three classes!" He moaned.
"Stop complaining," Hermione said.
"Oh your just saying that because your boyfriends in that house!"
"Hermione has a boyfriend!" Squealed Lavender Brown.
"No" Hermione said at the same time Ron said "Yes, Malfoy."
"Oh my god, your dating Draco Malfoy?" Pavati Patil exclaimed.
"No I'm not. We hugged. that's it!"
"Why would you hug him?" Asked Dean Tomas who was sitting next to his girlfriend, Ginny.
"Because Professor Santos made him hug her as part of a punishment for calling Hermione a mudblood." Ginny answered.
"Come on guys. Let's go to Divinations." Hermione said as she got up and started walking towards the door. Harry and Ron ran to catch up with her.
When they got to the classroom they quickly took their seats and waited for the teacher.
"Whoa, that's a long walk!" Livvie exclaimed when she came through the door. "It's really musty in here isn't it." Livvie moved to open the window.
"Wait!" Lavender cried. "You'll ruin the air of mystery!"
"I'll risk it," Livvie responded dryly while she opened the window.
Lavender and Pavati glared at her.
"Ok class!" Livvie said dusting off her hands. "I was kind of hoping we could get to know each other today. If there are no objections," she paused. "I didn't think so. We'll start with me. My name is Livvie Santos. I was born in Boston, Massachusetts. I'm 33 years old. I have four sisters and two brothers. Before I lived here I had just moved to San Francisco, California. I love TV. like every show," she laughed a little. "My favorite kind of music is rock, all categories from punk to metal. This is my first time teaching a subject outside of the Muggle world, so this is all new to me. My love life doesn't really matter, so don't bother asking. If you have relationship problems I am willing to listen and give advice. I have had every type of relationship or have had a friend or sibling who has had that kind so I know first hand." She looked at the class. "You," she pointed at a blond girl next to the boy that Neville referred to as Malfoy on the train. "Your turn.
She looked at her. "My names Pansy Parkinson. I'm 16. I was born and I live outside of Manchester. I have one sister who is nine. I suck at advice. I can't give it to people unless I had the same problem. I listen to the Weird Sisters."
"Good." She went next to the Gryfinndor side. "You." She pointed to a sandy haired boy.
"My name is Seamus Finnegan. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm also 16. I have three brothers. One's 25, one's 10 and one's 6. I listen to a lot of different kinds of music, but I'm getting into these new bands that sing that uppity music-"
"It's called pop and it's a fad. Trust me." Livvie interrupted.
Seamus glared at her. "Anyway, I like TV as well. My favorite show is The Simpsons. That's all."
"Good show. You." She pointed at the boy next to Seamus.
"My names Dean Tomas. I'm from England. I love football-"
"Me too!" Livvie exclaimed. "What's your favorite position?"
"Goalie." He responded.
"There's no goalie in football." She said looking at him oddly.
"Yes there is," he argued.
"No, there isn't. Both of my brothers played football in high school."
"Er. Professor Santos?" Hermione interrupted.
"Yes?"
"You're talking about American football. Dean's talking about football, but you call it soccer."
"Oh. it's one of those language barriers." Livvie concluded. "Anyway. you." She pointed at the blond Slytherin.
"My name's Draco Malfoy" he drawled. "I'm 16. I live outside of Manchester. I'm an only child. I'll listen to whatever's on the radio. What else must you know?"
"Nothing more then you want to say." She pointed to the next person and they went, then the next and the next until the bell rang.
~
"How was your first day?" Remus asked as Livvie sat in her seat next to him in the great hall at dinner.
"Not to bad. My first class was Slytherin and Gryfinndor. What is wrong with them?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, they all sat on opposite sides of the room, glared at each other and so on."
"Gryfinndor and Slytherin have been enemies forever." Remus responded.
"Uh. why?" Livvie asked bluntly.
"Godric and Salazar were enemies and their houses are now."
"But they're all different people."
"They don't care" Severus said from her other side.
"But, they are! I mean how long ago did Gary and Steve-"
"Godric and Salazar" Severus corrected.
"Whatever. Anyway how long ago was this? It's insane." Livvie shook her head. "I guess I'll have it play matchmaker."
"Livvie," Severus started. "This has disaster written all over it."
"Sev-" he glared at her. "You can either help me or not it's up to you." Livvie turned her head harshly towards Severus.
Severus opened his mouth to respond but paused for a minute the sighed. "Fine!" Livvie squealed, jumped up and hugged him.
"If I ever need a potion made I am so coming to you!" She exclaimed as she pulled back.
"So what are you doing with Draco on Friday?" Remus asked after a while.
"What does he mean?" Severus asked.
"I gave him detention for calling that Hermione girl a mudblood." Livvie responded then turned to Remus. "Well first at seven I was going to have him and I watch two old Seinfeld episodes. At eight a new episode of Friends. At eight thirty an other new episode of The Simpsons then at nine new Buffy!" She squealed then laughed. "I sounded like an idiot! Anyway at ten we'll watch some movies. I also wrote to my sister Lois, she's a fashion designer so she's gonna send me some muggle clothes."
"Sounds like fun" Remus said.
(That's the new chapter. What do you guys think? Next chapter is the detention. I'm currently working on chapter ten. REVIEW!! No new chapters until I get some got it?)