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(In this chapter Draco serves his much awaited detention and performs everyone's favorite pastime. some good old fashioned TV watching and movie watching. Sorry about the wait. I've been busy. I'm also working on a web page. Ideas are welcome.)
Detention, Hair Care and The Breakfast Club
It was Friday night and it was almost seven o'clock. Livvie's long brown hair was tied in a ponytail atop her head. She wore regular dark blue jeans and a black long sleeve shirt that read 'The Ramones.'
Livvie was flipping through TV channels when there was a knock at the door. "It's open!" She yelled.
Draco walked through the door and closed it behind him. "Well I'm here."
"No, really?" Livvie asked sarcastically. "Here," Livvie held out clothes for him to take. "Get changed."
"What?"
"When I said all muggle I meant it. Over there." She nodded to the closet.
Draco sighed and reluctantly went and changed. A couple minutes later Draco came out dressed in dark denim jeans and a gray tee shirt that had the words The Clash written on it. On his feet his usual black dress shoes were replaced by black Nike running shoes.
"Nice" Livvie said looking him up and down. "Hair doesn't go though."
"Say what?"
"Well . . . come on." Livvie dragged him over to the couch and placed him on the floor in front of her. She turned the TV to the right channel and picked up a hairbrush.
"What in hell do you think your doing?" Draco asked frightened.
"Just hold still." Livvie began brushing his hair out of its slicked backed manner while he watched Seinfeld.
[I] Marlene: "I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night."
Jerry: "Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night?"
Marlene "I saw your act."
Jerry: "My act? What does that have to do with anything?"
Marlene: "Well, to be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It's just so much fluff."
Jerry: "I can't believe this. So what are you saying? You didn't like my act, so that's it?"
Marlene: "I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do."
Jerry: "You're a cashier!"
Marlene: "Look, Jerry, it's just not my kind of humor."
Jerry: "You can't go by the audience that night. It was late. They were terrible."
Marlene: "I heard the material."
Jerry: "I have other stuff. You should come see me on the weekend."
[/I]
"So what's this about. ow!" Draco cried when Livvie hit a knot.
"Nothing. It's a show about nothing."
"Oh . . ." he paused and looked at her for a second. "Were you a hair dresser or something?" Draco asked.
"No. I was a teacher. My brother Luis always used to too much hair gel, he was always spiking it to look like a rapper or something. Also in the Flock of Seagulls days my other brother Lucas used way too much so I always brushed it out."
"Oh. What did you teach?"
"English mostly. I taught Spanish one year. Also math." She answered. "What's your favorite subject?"
"Potions."
~
Forty-five minutes later both episodes of Sinefeld were done.
"You like?" Livvie asked. Draco was now sitting in beside her.
"Yeah. It wasn't bad. What now?"
"Friends. Season premiere." Livvie switched the channel to NBC.
[I] Rachel and Joey sat on her bed. "So what do we tell Ross?"
"The truth?" Joey asked.
"I guess but it will be hard ya know what I mean?"
"Yeah . . . I guess . . . Wanna get something to eat?"
Rachel nodded and they left the room. [/I]
"I don't get this show." Draco concluded.
"It's usually funnier. It will get funnier but you'd have had to have seen the finale last spring. " Livvie concluded.
~
After Friends was over Draco looked at Livvie. "It wasn't to horrible. Really wasn't my type but whatever."
"You've saw two shows and suddenly you're an expert?"
"Well, I'm a Malfoy. I know what I like and what I don't."
"Yeah. Now for some good old fashioned Simpsons." She changed the channel to Fox.
~
Draco was still laughing after the show was over.
"I take it you like that show."
"It-was-really-funny" he said in between laughs.
"Thought so."
"So what's next?" Draco asked.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You might understand it better because it has dark forces and evil and such."
"Oh."
[I] "Angel, why are we here?" Buffy asked the taller vampire.
"I told you. I have a surprise."
"But what? What is the surprise?"
"Spike!" Angel yelled.
"Is this some kind of-"
"What do you want now Peaches?" Spike asked coming into the room.
"Spike?" Buffy asked. Then without warning she ran to him and leaped into his arms. [/I]
"I love Spike. I knew he wouldn't stay dead." Livvie said to Draco.
Draco looked at her oddly. "That's nice."
"No, but Buffy and Spike are meant to be."
"Buffy and Spike? Odd names."
"And every other kid is named Draco."
~
After Buffy Livvie stood up. "Now what movie do you want to watch?" She asked. "The Breakfast Club or Pretty Woman?"
"What's the difference?" Draco asked.
"Well Pretty Woman is about a hooker and The Breakfast Club has swearing, dugs and violence," she said excitedly.
"Breakfast Club."
"I thought you'd say that."
~
After the movie was over Livvie and Draco were watching David Letterman's monologue at the beginning of The Late Show.
"I once went to this show live you know" Livvie said.
"Really?"
"I was visiting my sister in New York City and we went."
"The same sister who makes clothes?"
"Formally known as a fashion designer." Livvie said and Draco glared. "It's late, you should go to bed. Here." Livvie began writing a note. "If you run into that Filch guy give him this m'kay?"
"Alright. Well, I'll see you in class." And he left.
"Well. that was fun." Livvie concluded as she flopped down onto the couch. She put her head to one side when Dave and Paul played 'Will it Float?' Then grimaced when Sylvester Stallion came on. "What else is on?" She asked her self then switched the channel.
(Thanks to the reviewers. I love reviews . . . so I want more please.)
(In this chapter Draco serves his much awaited detention and performs everyone's favorite pastime. some good old fashioned TV watching and movie watching. Sorry about the wait. I've been busy. I'm also working on a web page. Ideas are welcome.)
Detention, Hair Care and The Breakfast Club
It was Friday night and it was almost seven o'clock. Livvie's long brown hair was tied in a ponytail atop her head. She wore regular dark blue jeans and a black long sleeve shirt that read 'The Ramones.'
Livvie was flipping through TV channels when there was a knock at the door. "It's open!" She yelled.
Draco walked through the door and closed it behind him. "Well I'm here."
"No, really?" Livvie asked sarcastically. "Here," Livvie held out clothes for him to take. "Get changed."
"What?"
"When I said all muggle I meant it. Over there." She nodded to the closet.
Draco sighed and reluctantly went and changed. A couple minutes later Draco came out dressed in dark denim jeans and a gray tee shirt that had the words The Clash written on it. On his feet his usual black dress shoes were replaced by black Nike running shoes.
"Nice" Livvie said looking him up and down. "Hair doesn't go though."
"Say what?"
"Well . . . come on." Livvie dragged him over to the couch and placed him on the floor in front of her. She turned the TV to the right channel and picked up a hairbrush.
"What in hell do you think your doing?" Draco asked frightened.
"Just hold still." Livvie began brushing his hair out of its slicked backed manner while he watched Seinfeld.
[I] Marlene: "I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night."
Jerry: "Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night?"
Marlene "I saw your act."
Jerry: "My act? What does that have to do with anything?"
Marlene: "Well, to be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It's just so much fluff."
Jerry: "I can't believe this. So what are you saying? You didn't like my act, so that's it?"
Marlene: "I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do."
Jerry: "You're a cashier!"
Marlene: "Look, Jerry, it's just not my kind of humor."
Jerry: "You can't go by the audience that night. It was late. They were terrible."
Marlene: "I heard the material."
Jerry: "I have other stuff. You should come see me on the weekend."
[/I]
"So what's this about. ow!" Draco cried when Livvie hit a knot.
"Nothing. It's a show about nothing."
"Oh . . ." he paused and looked at her for a second. "Were you a hair dresser or something?" Draco asked.
"No. I was a teacher. My brother Luis always used to too much hair gel, he was always spiking it to look like a rapper or something. Also in the Flock of Seagulls days my other brother Lucas used way too much so I always brushed it out."
"Oh. What did you teach?"
"English mostly. I taught Spanish one year. Also math." She answered. "What's your favorite subject?"
"Potions."
~
Forty-five minutes later both episodes of Sinefeld were done.
"You like?" Livvie asked. Draco was now sitting in beside her.
"Yeah. It wasn't bad. What now?"
"Friends. Season premiere." Livvie switched the channel to NBC.
[I] Rachel and Joey sat on her bed. "So what do we tell Ross?"
"The truth?" Joey asked.
"I guess but it will be hard ya know what I mean?"
"Yeah . . . I guess . . . Wanna get something to eat?"
Rachel nodded and they left the room. [/I]
"I don't get this show." Draco concluded.
"It's usually funnier. It will get funnier but you'd have had to have seen the finale last spring. " Livvie concluded.
~
After Friends was over Draco looked at Livvie. "It wasn't to horrible. Really wasn't my type but whatever."
"You've saw two shows and suddenly you're an expert?"
"Well, I'm a Malfoy. I know what I like and what I don't."
"Yeah. Now for some good old fashioned Simpsons." She changed the channel to Fox.
~
Draco was still laughing after the show was over.
"I take it you like that show."
"It-was-really-funny" he said in between laughs.
"Thought so."
"So what's next?" Draco asked.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You might understand it better because it has dark forces and evil and such."
"Oh."
[I] "Angel, why are we here?" Buffy asked the taller vampire.
"I told you. I have a surprise."
"But what? What is the surprise?"
"Spike!" Angel yelled.
"Is this some kind of-"
"What do you want now Peaches?" Spike asked coming into the room.
"Spike?" Buffy asked. Then without warning she ran to him and leaped into his arms. [/I]
"I love Spike. I knew he wouldn't stay dead." Livvie said to Draco.
Draco looked at her oddly. "That's nice."
"No, but Buffy and Spike are meant to be."
"Buffy and Spike? Odd names."
"And every other kid is named Draco."
~
After Buffy Livvie stood up. "Now what movie do you want to watch?" She asked. "The Breakfast Club or Pretty Woman?"
"What's the difference?" Draco asked.
"Well Pretty Woman is about a hooker and The Breakfast Club has swearing, dugs and violence," she said excitedly.
"Breakfast Club."
"I thought you'd say that."
~
After the movie was over Livvie and Draco were watching David Letterman's monologue at the beginning of The Late Show.
"I once went to this show live you know" Livvie said.
"Really?"
"I was visiting my sister in New York City and we went."
"The same sister who makes clothes?"
"Formally known as a fashion designer." Livvie said and Draco glared. "It's late, you should go to bed. Here." Livvie began writing a note. "If you run into that Filch guy give him this m'kay?"
"Alright. Well, I'll see you in class." And he left.
"Well. that was fun." Livvie concluded as she flopped down onto the couch. She put her head to one side when Dave and Paul played 'Will it Float?' Then grimaced when Sylvester Stallion came on. "What else is on?" She asked her self then switched the channel.
(Thanks to the reviewers. I love reviews . . . so I want more please.)