Ok! Its been along time since my last update... so sue me. Wait...don't do that. Well, read anyways. And Sango... you're luckier than you know. I don't know how you convinced me to continue writing this..but you did.
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So it was the jolly old day of Christmas, and Seto...err...Santa was at the local mall doing charity work. *camera shifts to show Seto suffering* And now to our other area of good deeds and...hey...why is Joey eating the hotdogs? That comes later! Hey Stop! *camera shifts to Joey*
Joey: *with hotdogs stuffed in his mouth* Gomen, I couldnt help it.
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So, anywho... Yami and Bakura filed into the powered snow, past the dancing, hyper, and jolly sprite Mokuba, and next to Seto..err... Santa's royal chair.
"What do you want bakas?" asked Seto.
Sango nudged him in the shoulder. "Be nice," she hissed,"You're supposed to be Santa!"
"Nothing much Santa...we just wanted to help spread the good will of Christmas, right Bakura?"
Through gritted teeth Yami Bakura replied, "Yup...good will and cheer. All hail the two most idiotic reincarnated bakas of ancient Egypt..."
"What was that?!" asked Yami.
"Oh...nothing your highness." again he muttered, "I don't get paid enough for this slavery...I don't do cue lines..."
Yami glared at Bakura yet said nothing.
"Well, if you'd excuse me morons, I have little kids to...think about...stangling." said Seto, pushing the tombrobber and pharaoh out of the way.
"Fool...he'll pay for this later. Leave me alone pharaoh, I'm going to find Ryou and then going home." spat Bakura as he stalked out of the fenced in fake snow.
"Okie...baka."
"Your the baka."
"Baka."
"Baka."
"No. I said it first."
"No you didnt, your mistaken moron."
"You're both bakas now shut up and leave me alone!" said Seto calmly.
Bakura leaves and goes to find Ryou when suddenly...
"FRIENDSHIP FOR ALL!"
...Tea dances in dressed as a sugar plum fairy.
Once again, Yami Bakura jumps and tries to strangle Tea, all the while screaming, "DIE FRIENDSHIP! ITS EVIL! EEEEEEEVIL I TELL YOU!" This attracted many odd stares from everyone, but it was all sorted out eventually when Joey stuffed a hotdog in both Tea and Bakura's mouth. They both stopped screaming, and it rates a 10 on the scale for best distraction of the season.
"Merry Christmas." said Joey and he went back to eating his own hotdogs.
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Meanwhile...we need more Seto suffering so...
"Hey mista!" said a little kid in a baseball cap, "I wansta new dirtbike!"
Santa looked down at the kid skeptically.
"You have a drivers lisence?"
"I can get one."
"Ok, little gaki, how?"
"Dun call me a that."
"How?!" insisted Santa.
"I can blackmail you 'cause I know who you are and you'll buy me one."
"I will?" asked Santa confused.
"Yes. Like this. I'll scream my head off saying that your Mr. Kaiba and that you're mean. And then all the other kids will attack you."
"Thats impossible. Children at your age have not learned the skills needed to make an angry riot."
"Yes we have. Its genetic, and my hypothesis is that you won't listen to me."
"Genetic? Hypothesis? Wait a sec how old are you?"
"A small 13 year old."
"..."
Seto hands the kid the kid some cash and shoves him away.
"Get lost, go buy yourself something."
"Hey! Mommy he shoved me!"
A tall fat lady in a big pink flowered dress looms over Seto...
"Is dis true?"
"N...negative...wait a sec. I don't have to take this. I'll sue you!!!! Get your son away from me woman, and you round behind too!"
"I do not have a round behind!"
"I'll still sue you."
"..."
The large woman grabs her son and drags him away and the baseball hat falls off revealing the kid to be Weevil.
"Weevil wanted a dirtbike and a drivers lisence?" asked Seto to no one in piticular.
"He was broke and failed the drivers test twice." replied Sango.
"...oh."
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Meanwhile...elsewhere...lost in the mall.
"Help! Somebody get me outta here! I don't like small rooms!" screamed Ryou banging on the door to an elevator.
"Yo, albino boy, chill will ya?" said Mai, all the while checking her makeup.
"SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
"Look." said Mai closing her mirror and putting it in her purse, "This is the best mall in Domino, ne? So its elevators aren't gonna stop running. We arent gonna be stuck in here."
"How would you know that? SOMEBODY HELP! And besides. Your wasting valuable breathing air! We may need that! HEEEEEELP!"
"Kid...your wierd."
"Thats rude, and no I am not. So shut up blondie."
"Blondie?! Why you!!" *vein is throwing in her forehead*
"AAAAH! Get away from me you crazy witch!"
"You are gonna need help once I'm through with you!"
"YAAAAAMI! WHERE ARE YOU?! GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!"
Mai lundges at Ryou, who ducks and runs to the other side of the elevator, and clings to the railing.
"I've never been in an elevator before, ok?! And I thought the moving stairs were freaky! But this is torture!"
"They're called escalators, kid." Mai hits Ryou over the head with her purse.
"OUCH! GET ME OUTTA HERE! I'M STUCK WITH AN INSANE BLOND!"
Suddenly the elevator door opens and Yami Bakura is standing there. Everybody freezes. A few minutes of silence goes by...
"So...Ryou, whats all the yelling about? I could hear you from the first floor." asks Bakura.
"..." *points to Mai* "Its her fault."
Bakura glares at Mai, but grabs Ryou by the shirt and drags him away.
"Idiot. I shouldnt let you go to the mall alone...feh... you've never been in an elevator before. HAH! I bet even pharaoh would get a laugh out of this...pathedic."
"...sorry yami..."
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*scene closes and camera goes back to Joey*
me: Ok Joey, now you can eat the hotdogs.
Joey: I already did.
me: ...*snaps fingers and more hotdogs appear*
Joey: OH YES! *eats hotdogs*
me: Well, review. What should happen next? All ideas are welcome.
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So it was the jolly old day of Christmas, and Seto...err...Santa was at the local mall doing charity work. *camera shifts to show Seto suffering* And now to our other area of good deeds and...hey...why is Joey eating the hotdogs? That comes later! Hey Stop! *camera shifts to Joey*
Joey: *with hotdogs stuffed in his mouth* Gomen, I couldnt help it.
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So, anywho... Yami and Bakura filed into the powered snow, past the dancing, hyper, and jolly sprite Mokuba, and next to Seto..err... Santa's royal chair.
"What do you want bakas?" asked Seto.
Sango nudged him in the shoulder. "Be nice," she hissed,"You're supposed to be Santa!"
"Nothing much Santa...we just wanted to help spread the good will of Christmas, right Bakura?"
Through gritted teeth Yami Bakura replied, "Yup...good will and cheer. All hail the two most idiotic reincarnated bakas of ancient Egypt..."
"What was that?!" asked Yami.
"Oh...nothing your highness." again he muttered, "I don't get paid enough for this slavery...I don't do cue lines..."
Yami glared at Bakura yet said nothing.
"Well, if you'd excuse me morons, I have little kids to...think about...stangling." said Seto, pushing the tombrobber and pharaoh out of the way.
"Fool...he'll pay for this later. Leave me alone pharaoh, I'm going to find Ryou and then going home." spat Bakura as he stalked out of the fenced in fake snow.
"Okie...baka."
"Your the baka."
"Baka."
"Baka."
"No. I said it first."
"No you didnt, your mistaken moron."
"You're both bakas now shut up and leave me alone!" said Seto calmly.
Bakura leaves and goes to find Ryou when suddenly...
"FRIENDSHIP FOR ALL!"
...Tea dances in dressed as a sugar plum fairy.
Once again, Yami Bakura jumps and tries to strangle Tea, all the while screaming, "DIE FRIENDSHIP! ITS EVIL! EEEEEEEVIL I TELL YOU!" This attracted many odd stares from everyone, but it was all sorted out eventually when Joey stuffed a hotdog in both Tea and Bakura's mouth. They both stopped screaming, and it rates a 10 on the scale for best distraction of the season.
"Merry Christmas." said Joey and he went back to eating his own hotdogs.
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Meanwhile...we need more Seto suffering so...
"Hey mista!" said a little kid in a baseball cap, "I wansta new dirtbike!"
Santa looked down at the kid skeptically.
"You have a drivers lisence?"
"I can get one."
"Ok, little gaki, how?"
"Dun call me a that."
"How?!" insisted Santa.
"I can blackmail you 'cause I know who you are and you'll buy me one."
"I will?" asked Santa confused.
"Yes. Like this. I'll scream my head off saying that your Mr. Kaiba and that you're mean. And then all the other kids will attack you."
"Thats impossible. Children at your age have not learned the skills needed to make an angry riot."
"Yes we have. Its genetic, and my hypothesis is that you won't listen to me."
"Genetic? Hypothesis? Wait a sec how old are you?"
"A small 13 year old."
"..."
Seto hands the kid the kid some cash and shoves him away.
"Get lost, go buy yourself something."
"Hey! Mommy he shoved me!"
A tall fat lady in a big pink flowered dress looms over Seto...
"Is dis true?"
"N...negative...wait a sec. I don't have to take this. I'll sue you!!!! Get your son away from me woman, and you round behind too!"
"I do not have a round behind!"
"I'll still sue you."
"..."
The large woman grabs her son and drags him away and the baseball hat falls off revealing the kid to be Weevil.
"Weevil wanted a dirtbike and a drivers lisence?" asked Seto to no one in piticular.
"He was broke and failed the drivers test twice." replied Sango.
"...oh."
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Meanwhile...elsewhere...lost in the mall.
"Help! Somebody get me outta here! I don't like small rooms!" screamed Ryou banging on the door to an elevator.
"Yo, albino boy, chill will ya?" said Mai, all the while checking her makeup.
"SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
"Look." said Mai closing her mirror and putting it in her purse, "This is the best mall in Domino, ne? So its elevators aren't gonna stop running. We arent gonna be stuck in here."
"How would you know that? SOMEBODY HELP! And besides. Your wasting valuable breathing air! We may need that! HEEEEEELP!"
"Kid...your wierd."
"Thats rude, and no I am not. So shut up blondie."
"Blondie?! Why you!!" *vein is throwing in her forehead*
"AAAAH! Get away from me you crazy witch!"
"You are gonna need help once I'm through with you!"
"YAAAAAMI! WHERE ARE YOU?! GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!"
Mai lundges at Ryou, who ducks and runs to the other side of the elevator, and clings to the railing.
"I've never been in an elevator before, ok?! And I thought the moving stairs were freaky! But this is torture!"
"They're called escalators, kid." Mai hits Ryou over the head with her purse.
"OUCH! GET ME OUTTA HERE! I'M STUCK WITH AN INSANE BLOND!"
Suddenly the elevator door opens and Yami Bakura is standing there. Everybody freezes. A few minutes of silence goes by...
"So...Ryou, whats all the yelling about? I could hear you from the first floor." asks Bakura.
"..." *points to Mai* "Its her fault."
Bakura glares at Mai, but grabs Ryou by the shirt and drags him away.
"Idiot. I shouldnt let you go to the mall alone...feh... you've never been in an elevator before. HAH! I bet even pharaoh would get a laugh out of this...pathedic."
"...sorry yami..."
*****
*scene closes and camera goes back to Joey*
me: Ok Joey, now you can eat the hotdogs.
Joey: I already did.
me: ...*snaps fingers and more hotdogs appear*
Joey: OH YES! *eats hotdogs*
me: Well, review. What should happen next? All ideas are welcome.
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