Lord Elrond's Private Boarding School

Staff List:

Director/Principle-------------------------------Lord Elrond Halfelven

Security------------------------------------------Sauron

Geography---------------------------------------Bilbo Baggins

Arts & Media-------------------------------------Peter Jackson

History of Middle-Earth-------------------------Saruman

Elven History--------------------------------------Erestor

Literature-----------------------------------------Tom Bombadil

Home Economics---------------------------------Goldberry

Herbology-----------------------------------------Doctor Cheech &Assistant Doctor Chong

Math-----------------------------------------------Celeborn

Fitness--------------------------------------------Umguati Kickbootie

Archery/Fencing--------------------------------- Thranduil/Denethor

Horseback riding---------------------------------Theoden

Basic magic 101---------------------------------Gandalf

Blacksmithing------------------------------------Gloin

Basic Healing/Healthy Living-------------------Elrond

Animal Care--------------------------------------Radagast

Choir----------------------------------------------Lurtz
A/N: This is NOT the finalized version. If you have class ideas, teacher preferences, Name corrections, and so forth, Please leave it in your review (please Note the PLEASE) or e-mail it to me at: Angel_department@yahoo.com (Please note the PLEASE). Pretty please with (Insert Lust Object Here) on top? I have allowed myself a few 'fic' days to mess with this, and if I need more I can always blow up another classroom, so send in your suggestion now! ^_^

Special Thanks to:

'Ellen The Trickstar' for your GREAT idea *mimics evil laugh* You know what it is! I also thank you for a few more idea's that sprang from your review!

Bah! Damn snooty paper clip! WAKE UP! And what's wrong with the word snooty? Snooty! Snooty! Snooty!