Title: The Bad Guy.
Author: Jessy.
Rating: R.
Warnings: Slash.
Summary: Randy Orton is obsessed with the Bad Guy.
Author's note: It`s my first time writing this kind of story...go easy on me.
Disclaimer: Vince McMahon owns the WWE...i own nothing at all.
Randy Orton: There is a man i want, he`s 6 foot 7 with beautiful shoulder length dark hair and brown eyes.[ pause.] He doesn`t know about me yet...but he will.
[ January 2002: Scott Hall and Kevin Nash were going to return to the WWF after a long absence.]
[ Hall and Nash had signed the WWF contracts and were going to reform the nWo with Hulk Hogan: Hall and Nash were in Florida until the WWF needed them the next month.]
Nash: You looking forward to going back?
[ Hall looked at him.]
Hall: Yeah i guess so.
Nash: Do you think the guys will welcome us back after what we did?
Hall: We won`t know unless we go back.
Nash: We`re meant to be poison right?
Hall: Supposed to be.
Nash: It`s been so long could we fit in?
Hall: Sure we will.
Nash: What`s it like being single?
Hall: Hell.
Nash: Really?
[ He nodded.]
Hall: Have you spoken to Vince yet?
Nash: No not yet.
Hall: So we`re going to pay them a visit.
Nash: Yeah i thought we should.
[ Scott smiled.]
Hall: Good idea Mr Nash.
Nash: I`m so full of bright ideas ain`t i?
Hall: We can pay a visit to the new guys.
Nash: I have to make sure you stay away from those girls.
[ Hall frowned.]
Hall: Why?
Nash: You and girls don`t go together well.
Hall: I`m not like that anymore you know that.
Nash: Good.
Hall: I`m a good Christian now.
Nash: Sure you are.
Hall: I`ll prove it.
Nash: Just stay out of trouble backstage.
Hall: I never cause trouble.
Nash: Me and you know the truth Hall.
Hall: Have you seen some of the new guys coming through?
Nash: Yeah they`re like us except we know the real dangers.
Hall: Are there any you think could become WWF stars?
[ Kevin thought about all the new guys due to enter the WWF.]
Nash: What about Randy Orton?
Hall: Him? We all know the only reason he`s in is because his dad was a wrestler.
Nash: Bitter?
[ Hall shrugged.]
Hall: If my daddy was a wrestler i wouldn`t use his power to get into the buisness.
[ Nash started to laugh and Hall gave him a funny look.]
Hall: What?
Nash: So if Cody or Cassidy want to join you in this buisness that would be okay?
Hall: They`d have to do it on their own, i`m not going to use my power to help them.
Nash: You really are smart.
Hall: I`m not forcing my kids into wrestling.
Nash: What if they want to?
Hall: I can`t tell them what to do.
Nash: I should go.
Hall: Need to bleach your hair again?
Nash: Yeah your point?
Hall: I was just saying.
[ He left.]
[ The 3 of them were later backstage at Raw one Monday night.]
Nash: Feels weird huh?
[ They watched as all the people were milling around.]
Hall: Where did Hogan go?
Nash: I think he`s going to see someone.
[ Hall is nervous.]
Nash: Stop being nervous.
Hall: I`ve seen the looks they give me.
Nash: Now your paranoid.
Hall: I am not.
Nash: What`s your problem?
[ Hall can`t believe Nash is ignoring the facts.]
Hall: Gee the fact the Kliq ran this place and treated the guys like shit isn`t a problem?
Nash: That was years ago Scott.
Hall: I haven`t forgotten and some haven`t too.
Nash: Chill, go hang out with some of the wrestlers.
Hall: Is that an order?
Nash: Yes.
[ He pushed him forward.]
Hall: If you insist.
[ He walked away.]
Nash: Got rid of him at last.
[ He hated the fact he got so nervous when all the guys would accept them back.]
[ Hall is walking around backstage when he stopped when he saw someone standing in front of him.]
Hall: Well look who it is.
[ He stared at Randy Orton.]
Hall: I heard you were hanging around.
Orton: Scott Hall.
Hall: I know who i am kid but why are you backstage? Aren`t you meant to be heading for OVW very
soon?
[ Randy felt offended.]
Orton: I am not a kid.
Hall: Yeah well to me your a kid.
Orton: Oh really?
Hall: I`m older than you so yeah, to me your a kid.
Orton: I know who you are.
Hall: Really?
[ He kept staring at Orton.]
Orton: The guy that help change the wrestling buisness.
Hall: At least someone remembers.
Orton: You and the nWo helped WCW beat the WWF a few years ago.
Hall: Are you kissing my ass Randy?
Orton: No.
Hall: It sounds like it to me.
Orton: Your a legend.
Hall: I`m a little young to be called a legend kid.
Orton: Are you always this annoying?
Hall: I am only annoying when rookies kiss my ass.
[ Why was Scott being so annoying?]
Orton: I hope i don`t end up like you when i get old.
Hall: We`ll see.
[ He walked away.]
[ Nash was sitting down when Hall walked up to him.]
Hall: Randy Orton was kissing my ass.
Nash: In public?
[ Scott started to get annoyed.]
Hall: You know what i mean.
Nash: Your his hero Scott.
Hall: How do you know?
Nash: He grew up in the buisness and watched a lot of wrestling.
Hall: Have you spoken to him?
Nash: We`ve passed each other a few times.
Hall: You talked about me?
Nash: He just happened to mention you were a favourite of his.
Hall: Great the kid`s going to follow me around now like a puppy.
Nash: The downside of being famous.
Hall: I don`t need Orton following me around worshipping the ground i walk on.
Nash: Why not?
Hall: I`m not exactly a perfect role model.
Nash: No but you know the dangers of the buisness you have a lot to teach guys like Randy.
Hall: Poster boy for addictions.
Nash: If you didn`t let the drink and drugs get such a hold on you, you wouldn`t be so damn fucked up.
Hall: It`s part of my appeal.
Nash: If you say so.
[ Randy returned to his hotel room, glad to have met Scott Hall at last.]
Orton: I met you at last.
[ He pulled out something from under the bed.]
Orton: Your just as sexy in person Scott.
[ He opened the trunk and stared at all the various magazines he had involving Scott Hall.]
Orton: I`ve waited too long for this moment Scott, and i won`t ruin it.
[ He took out a framed picture of Scott.]
Orton: You are worth the wait.
[ He smiled at the picture.]
[ Hall laid on the bed and picked up the phone.]
Hall: I have to tell Kevin.
[ He called his room and he answered.]
Nash: Yeah?
Hall: It`s me.
Nash: What`s up?
Hall: That Orton kid bugs me.
Nash: Everyone bugs you.
Hall: It bothers me that he looks at me like i`m God.
Nash: He`s young he`ll learn.
Hall: I`m too old to have some young guy wanting to be me.
Nash: Jealous?
Hall: No.
Nash: Sure you are.
Hall: I am not.
Nash: Some younger guy comes along and thinks your God and you assume he wants to replace you.
Hall: He does.
Nash: Your so paranoid.
Hall: There is only one Bad Guy...me.
Nash: It`s late and i need sleep.
Hall: Fine.
[ He hung up.]
[ The next day Vince McMahon went to see Scott Hall.]
Hall: What`s wrong?
Vince: Randy Orton wanted to work with you.
Hall: Me? What for?
Vince: He felt you had a lot to teach him.
Hall: Like what?
Vince: How not to become a drug addict.
[ Hall felt uncomfortable.]
Hall: He went to you and asked to work with me?
Vince: Yes he seemed very excited.
Hall: Kid thinks i`m God.
Vince: He grew up watching you and gets excited seeing his hero.
Hall: I don`t have a choice do i?
Vince: Nope.
Hall: Fine i`ll work with him.
[ He left the room.]
[ Scott had to tell Nash.]
Hall: Vince wants me to hang out with Randy Orton.
Nash: That`s so funny.
[ He started to laugh.]
Hall: I`m not laughing Kevin.
Nash: You`ll have fun.
Hall: I doubt it.
Nash: Go have fun.
[ Randy was in the cafeteria sitting at a table as Hall watched.]
Hall: Please God make this as painless as possible.
[ He walked up to the table and stared at Randy.]
Hall: Hey Randy.
[ Randy looked at him.]
Orton: Scott.
[ Hall sat at the table.]
Hall: I thought it would be nice if we got to know each other better.
Orton: Vince ordered you didn`t he?
Hall: Yeah get over it i`m here now.
Orton: Do you always wear that nWo shirt?
Hall: Yes.
Orton: What`s it like being in the nWo?
Hall: Great.
Orton: You have great hair.
[ Scott gave him a look.]
Hall: Your kissing my ass again kid.
Orton: I`m sorry.
Hall: What`s so great about me?
Orton: Without you wrestling wouldn`t be as great as it is now.
Hall: I`m sure someone would have made the nWo as popular as it was in 96.
Orton: You are kidding right?
Hall: What do you mean?
Orton: Your first appearence on Nitro made WCW nearly kill the WWF.
Hall: I did my best.
Orton: I watched as much WCW as i could.
Hall: Really?
Orton: I was supposed to just watch the WWF.
Hall: WCW was hell Randy.
Orton: Why?
Hall: It wasn`t like the WWF, it sucked.
Orton: It did?
Hall: It was in disarray.
Orton: Only good thing was the nWo.
Hall: Yeah i know.
Orton: I don`t know which was better, red and black or white and black.
Hall: White and black of course.
Orton: Am i allowed to pry into your personal life?
Hall: Not if you want to talk about my ex wife.
Orton: I heard your dad was in the army.
Hall: Yeah he was.
Orton: What was it like?
Hall: I grew up in Germany.
Orton: Really?
Hall: My dad is German.
[ Orton liked learning all he could about Hall.]
Orton: Really?
Hall: Yeah my mother is Cuban.
Orton: Wow.
Hall: What about you?
Orton: Marine for a while but went AWOL.
[ He stared at him surprised.]
Hall: Randy you surprise me.
Orton: I do?
Hall: Yeah you don`t seem the type to do that.
Orton: I was young and stupid.
Hall: I couldn`t do the army thing but dad insisted.
Orton: Why didn`t you go in the army?
Hall: I wanted to be a doctor.
Orton: You didn`t get very far.
Hall: I got the pre med degree.
Orton: But you became a wrestler.
Hall: I know you want to ask how i became one.
[ Randy smiled a little.]
Orton: Sure.
Hall: I was sort of small and puny when i was younger.
Orton: You would never guess.
Hall: I`d always get picked on by bullies and got sick of it.
Orton: But?
Hall: I hit puberty and turned 6 foot 7.
Orton: Then what?
Hall: I had friends who kept telling me i should become a wrestler.
Orton: You do have that wrestler look.
Hall: I do?
Orton: Yeah.
Hall: My friend Nash went through the same sort of thing.
Orton: How did he become a wrestler?
Hall: He worked as a bouncer for this club visited by wrestlers and he was told he could
become a wrestler.
Orton: Wow you have cool friends.
Hall: I do?
Orton: Yeah.
Hall: I`m supposed to be teaching you stuff.
Orton: I thought you were.
Hall: I was?
Orton: I want to get in the ring with you.
[ Scott started to laugh.]
Hall: You want to step in the ring with Scott Hall?
Orton: Yeah.
Hall: Are you sure your ready?
Orton: I`ve only done it 2 years.
Hall: I`ve done it about 17 years.
Orton: I want to get in the ring with you.
Hall: If your really sure.
Orton: Just don`t rough me up too much.
[ He stood up.]
Hall: I`d never do that.
Orton: Isn`t it the job of the veteran`s to rough us rookies up?
Hall: Yeah i guess.
[ They left the room.]
[ Nash wasn`t sure about Scott hanging around Orton a lot and called his friend Paul.]
Nash: Paul i need your advice.
Paul: Sure.
Nash: Scott has to hang out with Randy Orton.
Paul: The new kid?
Nash: Yeah.
Paul: So?
Nash: Me and Scott are a team.
Paul: Are you jealous? You think Scott and Randy will become best friends?
Nash: I am not jealous.
Paul: Scott is not going to suddenly become best friends with Orton.
Nash: How do you know?
Paul: Orton is young and annoying and you know Scott hates people who are too annoying.
Nash: The kid does follow him around like a puppy.
Paul: If Scott could only see you being so jealous.
Nash: He was my friend first.
Paul: I know.
Nash: Maybe i am a little jealous.
Paul: Scott will always be your best friend and nothing will stop that.
Nash: I make it sound like we`re a couple.
Paul: Your as close as brothers.
Nash: I should go.
Paul: Stop worrying.
[ Nash hung up.]
[ Hall and Orton entered the empty arena.]
Orton: When do you make your debut?
Hall: No Way Out.
Orton: What do you do?
Hall: What the nWo do best.
Orton: Which is?
[ He climbed into the ring and stared at him.]
Orton: Come on old guy.
[ Scott looked pissed off.]
Hall: Call me that again and i`ll kick your ass.
Orton: Prove it.
[ Scott got in the ring and stood in front of him.]
Orton: You are tall aren`t you.
Hall: Yeah we covered that already kid.
Orton: Will your kids be as tall as you?
Hall: Yeah maybe.
Orton: I want to learn to do the Razor`s Edge.
Hall: That`s my move.
Orton: If you want to split hairs it`s just a crucifix powerbomb.
[ Hall looked impressed.]
Hall: You know your moves.
Orton: I studied.
Hall: Glad to hear it.
[ He started to slowly circle him.]
Hall: You screw up in this ring and you either hurt yourself or your opponent.
Orton: I know.
Hall: I`ve wrestled when drunk.
Orton: That`s very dangerous.
Hall: I know but i still did it.
Orton: Why?
Hall: I`m a recovering alcoholic Randy.
Orton: So i`ve heard.
[ Hall stopped in front of him.]
Hall: I caused my problem and accept it was all my fault.
Orton: What are you saying?
Hall: Don`t let the bad side of wrestling get you.
Orton: I don`t do drugs or drink.
Hall: Good keep it that way.
Orton: Are you trying to be my dad now?
Hall: If it keeps one person from turning into me i`m happy.
Orton: Yes dad.
Hall: You know i could kick your ass for that comment.
Orton: Let`s see what you`ve got old man.
[ Hall went to grab him but he backed away.]
Orton: Too slow.
Hall: Your not smarter than me Orton, remember that.
Orton: I`m younger than you Hall of course i`m smarter than you.
Hall: No your not.
Orton: Oh really?
Hall: What are you up to?
Orton: You claim to be so smart.
Hall: Yeah.
Orton: Nah.
[ He walked past him and climbed out the ring as Scott watched.]
Orton: Maybe we`ll wrestle each other soon.
[ He walked away.]
[ The nWo spent a few days preparing for their debut which included doing a lot of work behind
the scenes.]
Hall: Hopefully all the hard work is done.
Nash: Has your groupie followed you around yet?
Hall: Don`t call him that, it`s creepy.
Nash: Remember that movie Single White Female?
Hall: Yes and Orton better not copy me or i`ll kick his ass.
Nash: I think it would be fun watching him try to be you.
Hall: Why?
Nash: Your not an easy guy to copy.
Hall: Many have tried.
Nash: And they all failed.
Hall: I don`t need Orton hanging around me.
Nash: He could be like a son you never wanted.
Hall: This isn`t funny.
Nash: It is.
Hall: So if Randy hung around you and acted like you were God you wouldn`t mind?
Nash: He`s not hanging around me though is he.
Hall: I have to be more understanding.
Nash: Yeah.
Hall: I`d better go see where Randy is.
Nash: Have fun.
Hall: Shut up.
[ He walked away.]
[ Randy was in the empty arena listening to music when Scott walked in.]
Hall: Please don`t tell me your a fan of Justin Timberlake.
[ Randy turned the music off.]
Orton: Yeah, so?
Hall: I hate that guy.
Orton: Why?
Hall: He bugs me.
Orton: Jealous of him?
Hall: Jealous of what?
Orton: He`s younger than you.
Hall: Why does everything have to revolve around my age?
Orton: It`s a fact.
Hall: It`s also a fact i`m bigger than you.
Orton: Do i look scared of you?
Hall: You should be.
Orton: Think you could take me?
Hall: Don`t pick a fight with me kid.
Orton: Why not?
Hall: You`ll lose.
Orton: You sure about that?
[ They stared at each other.]
Hall: If you went home bruised i`d get into trouble.
Orton: The Bad Guy backing down from a fight?
Hall: You don`t know me that well Randy.
[ He sat down.]
Orton: Do i bug you?
Hall: Yeah you do.
Orton: Why?
Hall: Stop asking questions.
Orton: I`m sorry to ask so many questions.
Hall: Are you sassing me now kid?
Orton: Um? Yeah.
Hall: I should put you across my knee and smack your ass.
[ Randy liked that idea.]
Orton: I`m a little old to be spanked.
Hall: If you were my son i`d spank you.
Orton: I`m nearly old enough to be your son.
Hall: I don`t think so.
Orton: Yeah.
Hall: You were born in 1980.
Orton: You were born in 1959.
Hall: Is there any point in telling me?
Orton: Your old.
Hall: Your pissing me off.
Orton: Sorry.
Hall: Just be quiet.
Orton: Why did you come here?
Hall: I was curious to see what you were doing.
Orton: Nothing.
Hall: Except listen to that awful Timberlake guy.
Orton: What do you have against him Scott?
Hall: It`s bad enough my kids listen to him all day long now i got you doing it.
Orton: Yeah sorry.
[ He went to turn the music back on but Scott grabbed his hand.]
Hall: Turn the music on and i break your arm.
[ Randy stared at him.]
Orton: Oh really?
[ He looked down and saw Scott was touching him.]
Orton: I think there`s something about me you need to know Hall.
Hall: What`s that?
[ Randy smirked.]
Orton: I`m gay.
[ Scott looked disgusted and pulled his hand away.]
Hall: Thanks for telling me.
Orton: You didn`t ask.
Hall: I had no reason to, not that i`m against gays.
Orton: Sure your not.
[ He leaned back in the chair.]
Orton: Aren`t you going to ask?
Hall: I don`t think i want to know.
Orton: I knew i was gay since i was very young.
Hall: Your too pretty looking to be gay.
Orton: Really?
Hall: I`ve heard you claimed to get more ass than a toilet seat.
Orton: Never said it was girls.
Hall: You are very strange Mr Orton.
Orton: It`s my thing.
Hall: I have to go i`m very busy.
[ He stood up.]
Orton: Do one thing for me.
Hall: What?
Orton: When you appear at No Way Out have your hair down.
Hall: Why?
Orton: You look better with it down.
Hall: wHY?
Orton: It looks better down.
Hall: If you say so.
[ He started to walk away.]
Hall: See you around kid.
[ He walked out the door and left him in the arena.]
Orton: This will be a challenge.
[ No Way Out.]
Nash: Don`t be nervous.
[ The 3 members were waiting backstage.]
Hall: It`s the first time we`ll be in front of a WWF audience for many years.
Nash: All we do is a run in during the Austin Jericho match and shock the WWF.
Hall: Seems.
[ Nash didn`t know why Hall seemed so nervous, he glanced at Hogan.]
Nash: You ain`t nervous are you?
[ Hogan shook his head.]
Hogan: Nope.
[ Nash stared at Hall.]
Nash: Relax you know stress causes grey hair.
[ Scott stopped looking at the monitor to look at Nash.]
Hall: Yeah real funny, it`s a little late for that.
Nash: You are as grey as hell.
Hall: But at least my hair looks natural.
Nash: What does that mean?
Hall: Blonde ain`t your colour Kevin.
[ Hogan tried not to laugh.]
Nash: Your lucky we have to go out now or i`d beat your ass into a bloody pulp Hall.
Hall: I ain`t scared of you.
Nash: Yeah yeah.
[ The 3 members of the nWo got in the ring and intefered and attacked Austin, so Jericho could slip away with his titles while the nWo beat up Austin as the fans were shocked.]
[ Vince was pleased with the job and went to see them.]
Vince: You 3 did a good job.
Nash: Thanks.
Vince: I think the fans were surprised.
Hall: That is our job.
Vince: I`ll see you at Raw.
[ He walked away.]
Nash: What are you doing tonight Scott?
Hall: I think i`ll just go to the locker room before going back to the hotel.
Nash: Don`t be out too late.
[ He walked away as Scott walked to the locker room.]
[ Hall walked in and found a note stuck on the wall.]
Hall: Who is leaving me notes?
[ He pulled it off and read it.]
Hall: Come and find me.
[ Who would be leaving him notes?]
Hall: This might be fun.
[ He left the locker room.]
[ He kept finding notes leading all the way to the ring.]
Hall: This is wasting my time.
[ He got in the ring and saw a note stuck on the mat.]
Hall: The last one.
[ He pulled it off the mat and read it.]
Hall: Look behind you.
[ He turned around and stared at Randy Orton.]
Orton: I see you got my notes.
Hall: Yeah real cute way to get my attention, you could have called me you know.
Orton: But that`s no fun.
Hall: But less annoying.
Orton: I needed a more subtle way to get you here.
Hall: It`s late.
Orton: Is it way past your curfew Hall?
Hall: If you just brought me here to bullshit me, i`m going to bed.
[ He went to walk away but Orton grabbed his arm and stopped him.]
Orton: Don`t.
[ Hall turned to see he had hold of him.]
Hall: It`s not real smart to be grabbing me boy.
Orton: Why not?
Hall: Because i`ll mess up that pretty face of yours.
[ He yanked his arm free and turned to stare at Orton.]
Hall: Grab me again and i`m going to kick your fucking ass!
Orton: You don`t scare me.
Hall: Well maybe you should be scared.
Orton: Why?
Hall: If you don`t know your dumber than i thought.
[ He went to leave.]
Orton: I should be afraid of a drunk, drug addict whore?
[ Scott stopped and stared at him.]
Hall: What did you just call me?
Orton: You heard me.
[ Scott walked towards him and grabbed him by the throat, he shoved him into the corner.]
Hall: Listen to me you little shit! You do not ever talk to me like that or i swear i will kill
you, do you understand me?
[ Randy stared at him.]
Orton: Your very sexy when your angry Scott.
[ Scott felt confused.]
Hall: What?
[ Randy slipped and arm around his neck and gave him a deep kiss until he pulled away.]
Orton: See you later Bad Guy.
[ He walked away and left Scott looking shocked and disgusted.]
Author: Jessy.
Rating: R.
Warnings: Slash.
Summary: Randy Orton is obsessed with the Bad Guy.
Author's note: It`s my first time writing this kind of story...go easy on me.
Disclaimer: Vince McMahon owns the WWE...i own nothing at all.
Randy Orton: There is a man i want, he`s 6 foot 7 with beautiful shoulder length dark hair and brown eyes.[ pause.] He doesn`t know about me yet...but he will.
[ January 2002: Scott Hall and Kevin Nash were going to return to the WWF after a long absence.]
[ Hall and Nash had signed the WWF contracts and were going to reform the nWo with Hulk Hogan: Hall and Nash were in Florida until the WWF needed them the next month.]
Nash: You looking forward to going back?
[ Hall looked at him.]
Hall: Yeah i guess so.
Nash: Do you think the guys will welcome us back after what we did?
Hall: We won`t know unless we go back.
Nash: We`re meant to be poison right?
Hall: Supposed to be.
Nash: It`s been so long could we fit in?
Hall: Sure we will.
Nash: What`s it like being single?
Hall: Hell.
Nash: Really?
[ He nodded.]
Hall: Have you spoken to Vince yet?
Nash: No not yet.
Hall: So we`re going to pay them a visit.
Nash: Yeah i thought we should.
[ Scott smiled.]
Hall: Good idea Mr Nash.
Nash: I`m so full of bright ideas ain`t i?
Hall: We can pay a visit to the new guys.
Nash: I have to make sure you stay away from those girls.
[ Hall frowned.]
Hall: Why?
Nash: You and girls don`t go together well.
Hall: I`m not like that anymore you know that.
Nash: Good.
Hall: I`m a good Christian now.
Nash: Sure you are.
Hall: I`ll prove it.
Nash: Just stay out of trouble backstage.
Hall: I never cause trouble.
Nash: Me and you know the truth Hall.
Hall: Have you seen some of the new guys coming through?
Nash: Yeah they`re like us except we know the real dangers.
Hall: Are there any you think could become WWF stars?
[ Kevin thought about all the new guys due to enter the WWF.]
Nash: What about Randy Orton?
Hall: Him? We all know the only reason he`s in is because his dad was a wrestler.
Nash: Bitter?
[ Hall shrugged.]
Hall: If my daddy was a wrestler i wouldn`t use his power to get into the buisness.
[ Nash started to laugh and Hall gave him a funny look.]
Hall: What?
Nash: So if Cody or Cassidy want to join you in this buisness that would be okay?
Hall: They`d have to do it on their own, i`m not going to use my power to help them.
Nash: You really are smart.
Hall: I`m not forcing my kids into wrestling.
Nash: What if they want to?
Hall: I can`t tell them what to do.
Nash: I should go.
Hall: Need to bleach your hair again?
Nash: Yeah your point?
Hall: I was just saying.
[ He left.]
[ The 3 of them were later backstage at Raw one Monday night.]
Nash: Feels weird huh?
[ They watched as all the people were milling around.]
Hall: Where did Hogan go?
Nash: I think he`s going to see someone.
[ Hall is nervous.]
Nash: Stop being nervous.
Hall: I`ve seen the looks they give me.
Nash: Now your paranoid.
Hall: I am not.
Nash: What`s your problem?
[ Hall can`t believe Nash is ignoring the facts.]
Hall: Gee the fact the Kliq ran this place and treated the guys like shit isn`t a problem?
Nash: That was years ago Scott.
Hall: I haven`t forgotten and some haven`t too.
Nash: Chill, go hang out with some of the wrestlers.
Hall: Is that an order?
Nash: Yes.
[ He pushed him forward.]
Hall: If you insist.
[ He walked away.]
Nash: Got rid of him at last.
[ He hated the fact he got so nervous when all the guys would accept them back.]
[ Hall is walking around backstage when he stopped when he saw someone standing in front of him.]
Hall: Well look who it is.
[ He stared at Randy Orton.]
Hall: I heard you were hanging around.
Orton: Scott Hall.
Hall: I know who i am kid but why are you backstage? Aren`t you meant to be heading for OVW very
soon?
[ Randy felt offended.]
Orton: I am not a kid.
Hall: Yeah well to me your a kid.
Orton: Oh really?
Hall: I`m older than you so yeah, to me your a kid.
Orton: I know who you are.
Hall: Really?
[ He kept staring at Orton.]
Orton: The guy that help change the wrestling buisness.
Hall: At least someone remembers.
Orton: You and the nWo helped WCW beat the WWF a few years ago.
Hall: Are you kissing my ass Randy?
Orton: No.
Hall: It sounds like it to me.
Orton: Your a legend.
Hall: I`m a little young to be called a legend kid.
Orton: Are you always this annoying?
Hall: I am only annoying when rookies kiss my ass.
[ Why was Scott being so annoying?]
Orton: I hope i don`t end up like you when i get old.
Hall: We`ll see.
[ He walked away.]
[ Nash was sitting down when Hall walked up to him.]
Hall: Randy Orton was kissing my ass.
Nash: In public?
[ Scott started to get annoyed.]
Hall: You know what i mean.
Nash: Your his hero Scott.
Hall: How do you know?
Nash: He grew up in the buisness and watched a lot of wrestling.
Hall: Have you spoken to him?
Nash: We`ve passed each other a few times.
Hall: You talked about me?
Nash: He just happened to mention you were a favourite of his.
Hall: Great the kid`s going to follow me around now like a puppy.
Nash: The downside of being famous.
Hall: I don`t need Orton following me around worshipping the ground i walk on.
Nash: Why not?
Hall: I`m not exactly a perfect role model.
Nash: No but you know the dangers of the buisness you have a lot to teach guys like Randy.
Hall: Poster boy for addictions.
Nash: If you didn`t let the drink and drugs get such a hold on you, you wouldn`t be so damn fucked up.
Hall: It`s part of my appeal.
Nash: If you say so.
[ Randy returned to his hotel room, glad to have met Scott Hall at last.]
Orton: I met you at last.
[ He pulled out something from under the bed.]
Orton: Your just as sexy in person Scott.
[ He opened the trunk and stared at all the various magazines he had involving Scott Hall.]
Orton: I`ve waited too long for this moment Scott, and i won`t ruin it.
[ He took out a framed picture of Scott.]
Orton: You are worth the wait.
[ He smiled at the picture.]
[ Hall laid on the bed and picked up the phone.]
Hall: I have to tell Kevin.
[ He called his room and he answered.]
Nash: Yeah?
Hall: It`s me.
Nash: What`s up?
Hall: That Orton kid bugs me.
Nash: Everyone bugs you.
Hall: It bothers me that he looks at me like i`m God.
Nash: He`s young he`ll learn.
Hall: I`m too old to have some young guy wanting to be me.
Nash: Jealous?
Hall: No.
Nash: Sure you are.
Hall: I am not.
Nash: Some younger guy comes along and thinks your God and you assume he wants to replace you.
Hall: He does.
Nash: Your so paranoid.
Hall: There is only one Bad Guy...me.
Nash: It`s late and i need sleep.
Hall: Fine.
[ He hung up.]
[ The next day Vince McMahon went to see Scott Hall.]
Hall: What`s wrong?
Vince: Randy Orton wanted to work with you.
Hall: Me? What for?
Vince: He felt you had a lot to teach him.
Hall: Like what?
Vince: How not to become a drug addict.
[ Hall felt uncomfortable.]
Hall: He went to you and asked to work with me?
Vince: Yes he seemed very excited.
Hall: Kid thinks i`m God.
Vince: He grew up watching you and gets excited seeing his hero.
Hall: I don`t have a choice do i?
Vince: Nope.
Hall: Fine i`ll work with him.
[ He left the room.]
[ Scott had to tell Nash.]
Hall: Vince wants me to hang out with Randy Orton.
Nash: That`s so funny.
[ He started to laugh.]
Hall: I`m not laughing Kevin.
Nash: You`ll have fun.
Hall: I doubt it.
Nash: Go have fun.
[ Randy was in the cafeteria sitting at a table as Hall watched.]
Hall: Please God make this as painless as possible.
[ He walked up to the table and stared at Randy.]
Hall: Hey Randy.
[ Randy looked at him.]
Orton: Scott.
[ Hall sat at the table.]
Hall: I thought it would be nice if we got to know each other better.
Orton: Vince ordered you didn`t he?
Hall: Yeah get over it i`m here now.
Orton: Do you always wear that nWo shirt?
Hall: Yes.
Orton: What`s it like being in the nWo?
Hall: Great.
Orton: You have great hair.
[ Scott gave him a look.]
Hall: Your kissing my ass again kid.
Orton: I`m sorry.
Hall: What`s so great about me?
Orton: Without you wrestling wouldn`t be as great as it is now.
Hall: I`m sure someone would have made the nWo as popular as it was in 96.
Orton: You are kidding right?
Hall: What do you mean?
Orton: Your first appearence on Nitro made WCW nearly kill the WWF.
Hall: I did my best.
Orton: I watched as much WCW as i could.
Hall: Really?
Orton: I was supposed to just watch the WWF.
Hall: WCW was hell Randy.
Orton: Why?
Hall: It wasn`t like the WWF, it sucked.
Orton: It did?
Hall: It was in disarray.
Orton: Only good thing was the nWo.
Hall: Yeah i know.
Orton: I don`t know which was better, red and black or white and black.
Hall: White and black of course.
Orton: Am i allowed to pry into your personal life?
Hall: Not if you want to talk about my ex wife.
Orton: I heard your dad was in the army.
Hall: Yeah he was.
Orton: What was it like?
Hall: I grew up in Germany.
Orton: Really?
Hall: My dad is German.
[ Orton liked learning all he could about Hall.]
Orton: Really?
Hall: Yeah my mother is Cuban.
Orton: Wow.
Hall: What about you?
Orton: Marine for a while but went AWOL.
[ He stared at him surprised.]
Hall: Randy you surprise me.
Orton: I do?
Hall: Yeah you don`t seem the type to do that.
Orton: I was young and stupid.
Hall: I couldn`t do the army thing but dad insisted.
Orton: Why didn`t you go in the army?
Hall: I wanted to be a doctor.
Orton: You didn`t get very far.
Hall: I got the pre med degree.
Orton: But you became a wrestler.
Hall: I know you want to ask how i became one.
[ Randy smiled a little.]
Orton: Sure.
Hall: I was sort of small and puny when i was younger.
Orton: You would never guess.
Hall: I`d always get picked on by bullies and got sick of it.
Orton: But?
Hall: I hit puberty and turned 6 foot 7.
Orton: Then what?
Hall: I had friends who kept telling me i should become a wrestler.
Orton: You do have that wrestler look.
Hall: I do?
Orton: Yeah.
Hall: My friend Nash went through the same sort of thing.
Orton: How did he become a wrestler?
Hall: He worked as a bouncer for this club visited by wrestlers and he was told he could
become a wrestler.
Orton: Wow you have cool friends.
Hall: I do?
Orton: Yeah.
Hall: I`m supposed to be teaching you stuff.
Orton: I thought you were.
Hall: I was?
Orton: I want to get in the ring with you.
[ Scott started to laugh.]
Hall: You want to step in the ring with Scott Hall?
Orton: Yeah.
Hall: Are you sure your ready?
Orton: I`ve only done it 2 years.
Hall: I`ve done it about 17 years.
Orton: I want to get in the ring with you.
Hall: If your really sure.
Orton: Just don`t rough me up too much.
[ He stood up.]
Hall: I`d never do that.
Orton: Isn`t it the job of the veteran`s to rough us rookies up?
Hall: Yeah i guess.
[ They left the room.]
[ Nash wasn`t sure about Scott hanging around Orton a lot and called his friend Paul.]
Nash: Paul i need your advice.
Paul: Sure.
Nash: Scott has to hang out with Randy Orton.
Paul: The new kid?
Nash: Yeah.
Paul: So?
Nash: Me and Scott are a team.
Paul: Are you jealous? You think Scott and Randy will become best friends?
Nash: I am not jealous.
Paul: Scott is not going to suddenly become best friends with Orton.
Nash: How do you know?
Paul: Orton is young and annoying and you know Scott hates people who are too annoying.
Nash: The kid does follow him around like a puppy.
Paul: If Scott could only see you being so jealous.
Nash: He was my friend first.
Paul: I know.
Nash: Maybe i am a little jealous.
Paul: Scott will always be your best friend and nothing will stop that.
Nash: I make it sound like we`re a couple.
Paul: Your as close as brothers.
Nash: I should go.
Paul: Stop worrying.
[ Nash hung up.]
[ Hall and Orton entered the empty arena.]
Orton: When do you make your debut?
Hall: No Way Out.
Orton: What do you do?
Hall: What the nWo do best.
Orton: Which is?
[ He climbed into the ring and stared at him.]
Orton: Come on old guy.
[ Scott looked pissed off.]
Hall: Call me that again and i`ll kick your ass.
Orton: Prove it.
[ Scott got in the ring and stood in front of him.]
Orton: You are tall aren`t you.
Hall: Yeah we covered that already kid.
Orton: Will your kids be as tall as you?
Hall: Yeah maybe.
Orton: I want to learn to do the Razor`s Edge.
Hall: That`s my move.
Orton: If you want to split hairs it`s just a crucifix powerbomb.
[ Hall looked impressed.]
Hall: You know your moves.
Orton: I studied.
Hall: Glad to hear it.
[ He started to slowly circle him.]
Hall: You screw up in this ring and you either hurt yourself or your opponent.
Orton: I know.
Hall: I`ve wrestled when drunk.
Orton: That`s very dangerous.
Hall: I know but i still did it.
Orton: Why?
Hall: I`m a recovering alcoholic Randy.
Orton: So i`ve heard.
[ Hall stopped in front of him.]
Hall: I caused my problem and accept it was all my fault.
Orton: What are you saying?
Hall: Don`t let the bad side of wrestling get you.
Orton: I don`t do drugs or drink.
Hall: Good keep it that way.
Orton: Are you trying to be my dad now?
Hall: If it keeps one person from turning into me i`m happy.
Orton: Yes dad.
Hall: You know i could kick your ass for that comment.
Orton: Let`s see what you`ve got old man.
[ Hall went to grab him but he backed away.]
Orton: Too slow.
Hall: Your not smarter than me Orton, remember that.
Orton: I`m younger than you Hall of course i`m smarter than you.
Hall: No your not.
Orton: Oh really?
Hall: What are you up to?
Orton: You claim to be so smart.
Hall: Yeah.
Orton: Nah.
[ He walked past him and climbed out the ring as Scott watched.]
Orton: Maybe we`ll wrestle each other soon.
[ He walked away.]
[ The nWo spent a few days preparing for their debut which included doing a lot of work behind
the scenes.]
Hall: Hopefully all the hard work is done.
Nash: Has your groupie followed you around yet?
Hall: Don`t call him that, it`s creepy.
Nash: Remember that movie Single White Female?
Hall: Yes and Orton better not copy me or i`ll kick his ass.
Nash: I think it would be fun watching him try to be you.
Hall: Why?
Nash: Your not an easy guy to copy.
Hall: Many have tried.
Nash: And they all failed.
Hall: I don`t need Orton hanging around me.
Nash: He could be like a son you never wanted.
Hall: This isn`t funny.
Nash: It is.
Hall: So if Randy hung around you and acted like you were God you wouldn`t mind?
Nash: He`s not hanging around me though is he.
Hall: I have to be more understanding.
Nash: Yeah.
Hall: I`d better go see where Randy is.
Nash: Have fun.
Hall: Shut up.
[ He walked away.]
[ Randy was in the empty arena listening to music when Scott walked in.]
Hall: Please don`t tell me your a fan of Justin Timberlake.
[ Randy turned the music off.]
Orton: Yeah, so?
Hall: I hate that guy.
Orton: Why?
Hall: He bugs me.
Orton: Jealous of him?
Hall: Jealous of what?
Orton: He`s younger than you.
Hall: Why does everything have to revolve around my age?
Orton: It`s a fact.
Hall: It`s also a fact i`m bigger than you.
Orton: Do i look scared of you?
Hall: You should be.
Orton: Think you could take me?
Hall: Don`t pick a fight with me kid.
Orton: Why not?
Hall: You`ll lose.
Orton: You sure about that?
[ They stared at each other.]
Hall: If you went home bruised i`d get into trouble.
Orton: The Bad Guy backing down from a fight?
Hall: You don`t know me that well Randy.
[ He sat down.]
Orton: Do i bug you?
Hall: Yeah you do.
Orton: Why?
Hall: Stop asking questions.
Orton: I`m sorry to ask so many questions.
Hall: Are you sassing me now kid?
Orton: Um? Yeah.
Hall: I should put you across my knee and smack your ass.
[ Randy liked that idea.]
Orton: I`m a little old to be spanked.
Hall: If you were my son i`d spank you.
Orton: I`m nearly old enough to be your son.
Hall: I don`t think so.
Orton: Yeah.
Hall: You were born in 1980.
Orton: You were born in 1959.
Hall: Is there any point in telling me?
Orton: Your old.
Hall: Your pissing me off.
Orton: Sorry.
Hall: Just be quiet.
Orton: Why did you come here?
Hall: I was curious to see what you were doing.
Orton: Nothing.
Hall: Except listen to that awful Timberlake guy.
Orton: What do you have against him Scott?
Hall: It`s bad enough my kids listen to him all day long now i got you doing it.
Orton: Yeah sorry.
[ He went to turn the music back on but Scott grabbed his hand.]
Hall: Turn the music on and i break your arm.
[ Randy stared at him.]
Orton: Oh really?
[ He looked down and saw Scott was touching him.]
Orton: I think there`s something about me you need to know Hall.
Hall: What`s that?
[ Randy smirked.]
Orton: I`m gay.
[ Scott looked disgusted and pulled his hand away.]
Hall: Thanks for telling me.
Orton: You didn`t ask.
Hall: I had no reason to, not that i`m against gays.
Orton: Sure your not.
[ He leaned back in the chair.]
Orton: Aren`t you going to ask?
Hall: I don`t think i want to know.
Orton: I knew i was gay since i was very young.
Hall: Your too pretty looking to be gay.
Orton: Really?
Hall: I`ve heard you claimed to get more ass than a toilet seat.
Orton: Never said it was girls.
Hall: You are very strange Mr Orton.
Orton: It`s my thing.
Hall: I have to go i`m very busy.
[ He stood up.]
Orton: Do one thing for me.
Hall: What?
Orton: When you appear at No Way Out have your hair down.
Hall: Why?
Orton: You look better with it down.
Hall: wHY?
Orton: It looks better down.
Hall: If you say so.
[ He started to walk away.]
Hall: See you around kid.
[ He walked out the door and left him in the arena.]
Orton: This will be a challenge.
[ No Way Out.]
Nash: Don`t be nervous.
[ The 3 members were waiting backstage.]
Hall: It`s the first time we`ll be in front of a WWF audience for many years.
Nash: All we do is a run in during the Austin Jericho match and shock the WWF.
Hall: Seems.
[ Nash didn`t know why Hall seemed so nervous, he glanced at Hogan.]
Nash: You ain`t nervous are you?
[ Hogan shook his head.]
Hogan: Nope.
[ Nash stared at Hall.]
Nash: Relax you know stress causes grey hair.
[ Scott stopped looking at the monitor to look at Nash.]
Hall: Yeah real funny, it`s a little late for that.
Nash: You are as grey as hell.
Hall: But at least my hair looks natural.
Nash: What does that mean?
Hall: Blonde ain`t your colour Kevin.
[ Hogan tried not to laugh.]
Nash: Your lucky we have to go out now or i`d beat your ass into a bloody pulp Hall.
Hall: I ain`t scared of you.
Nash: Yeah yeah.
[ The 3 members of the nWo got in the ring and intefered and attacked Austin, so Jericho could slip away with his titles while the nWo beat up Austin as the fans were shocked.]
[ Vince was pleased with the job and went to see them.]
Vince: You 3 did a good job.
Nash: Thanks.
Vince: I think the fans were surprised.
Hall: That is our job.
Vince: I`ll see you at Raw.
[ He walked away.]
Nash: What are you doing tonight Scott?
Hall: I think i`ll just go to the locker room before going back to the hotel.
Nash: Don`t be out too late.
[ He walked away as Scott walked to the locker room.]
[ Hall walked in and found a note stuck on the wall.]
Hall: Who is leaving me notes?
[ He pulled it off and read it.]
Hall: Come and find me.
[ Who would be leaving him notes?]
Hall: This might be fun.
[ He left the locker room.]
[ He kept finding notes leading all the way to the ring.]
Hall: This is wasting my time.
[ He got in the ring and saw a note stuck on the mat.]
Hall: The last one.
[ He pulled it off the mat and read it.]
Hall: Look behind you.
[ He turned around and stared at Randy Orton.]
Orton: I see you got my notes.
Hall: Yeah real cute way to get my attention, you could have called me you know.
Orton: But that`s no fun.
Hall: But less annoying.
Orton: I needed a more subtle way to get you here.
Hall: It`s late.
Orton: Is it way past your curfew Hall?
Hall: If you just brought me here to bullshit me, i`m going to bed.
[ He went to walk away but Orton grabbed his arm and stopped him.]
Orton: Don`t.
[ Hall turned to see he had hold of him.]
Hall: It`s not real smart to be grabbing me boy.
Orton: Why not?
Hall: Because i`ll mess up that pretty face of yours.
[ He yanked his arm free and turned to stare at Orton.]
Hall: Grab me again and i`m going to kick your fucking ass!
Orton: You don`t scare me.
Hall: Well maybe you should be scared.
Orton: Why?
Hall: If you don`t know your dumber than i thought.
[ He went to leave.]
Orton: I should be afraid of a drunk, drug addict whore?
[ Scott stopped and stared at him.]
Hall: What did you just call me?
Orton: You heard me.
[ Scott walked towards him and grabbed him by the throat, he shoved him into the corner.]
Hall: Listen to me you little shit! You do not ever talk to me like that or i swear i will kill
you, do you understand me?
[ Randy stared at him.]
Orton: Your very sexy when your angry Scott.
[ Scott felt confused.]
Hall: What?
[ Randy slipped and arm around his neck and gave him a deep kiss until he pulled away.]
Orton: See you later Bad Guy.
[ He walked away and left Scott looking shocked and disgusted.]