Special Thanks to bjam/Bethany, my beloved Gimli-lovin' Beta! She was kind
enough to offer to beta for me! *hands her chocolate covered Gimli*
Wow, I just realized that a lot of the Lust Objects end up covered in chocolate...strange, huh? *shrug*
Anyway, sorry for the wait, I was busy, unfortunately, with stuff and stuff. Damn, nice dresses are really expensive! Of course, when I went to post this, I got a message saying "Please come back in a few hours." Hours!?! Bah! *Kicks ff.net*
Anyway, I have a long list of reviewers to reply to. Never realized how many I had...Thanks everyone! *Hands out chocolate covered lust objects, save Gimli, who is officially reserved for The Great Beta* ^_^
Oh, and I to add to the disclaimer in chapter 1, I don't own Gaelwyn, Lily does. I don't own Lirawen, Dove6987 does. Everything/one else is either Tolkien's or mine. You decide which is which.
I hope that's everything...
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Estelgirl: Hello! Welcome to the Boarding school Review Board! Yeah, I suppose parts of this are similar to Harry Potter...but the "Bloody Brilliant" was in a response to a review. Anyway, Glad you like it! ^_^
Zoya: Oops, he he, sorry, didn't mean to make your sides hurt. And yes, Legolas just might be gay...*Grins evilly as said elf backs away. *
Zelda123: My guess is because he is so damn fine, but still single.
Mealz: I've been seriously considering it. After I get through the Legolas/Arwen drama, I think The two will wind up together. I'm not 100% sure yet, but hey.
VladimirsAngel: Yes, the strip poker...I'm sure Astartes will enjoy it very much ^_~.
Isilwen-Telpefion: A balrog? I'll talk to Sauron about it, I'm sure he'll jump at the idea! I think mayhap a Shelob will come as well. And thanks for all the Ideas! Like, MAJOR thanks! With chocolate covered Orophin and everything!
I e-mail you at your Alien Roach e-mail; did you get it? Just so you know, I don't have Yahoo or MSN, just AIM. E-mail works great to! Love e-mail! And Aim Messages! ^_^
Dove6987: My cat gives me funny looks all the time...Anyway, your baby cakes makes another appearance. So do you! ^_^
miranda flairgold: No, not really. Most of them are rich snobs or notorious trouble makers...or both. Legolas/Erestor? *evil grin, as both elves back away* Ohh, thanks for the idea's! hehe, love 'em...*Elrond scowls*
Lady Idril: Hey, welcome over! Yeah, I recognize you, as I do a few of Aiwendel's reviewers. Thanks for wandering over here, and glad you like it! ^_^
Red Pirate: ooh, I'm glad you like! *hurries the heck up* ^_~
Misty T: Haven't given up, just searching for a good pair and a good place to insert them. That sounded wrong...
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The rest of the day went by quickly, and before the students realized it, they were waking up to the repeated banging of the gong. Groaning, Theodred rolled from his bed, and landed with a thump on the floor.
"How graceful," murmured Faramir from his own bed, opening one lazy eye. Theodred simply groaned again in reply, as he yanked down a blanket to cover his naked torso.
"I wish someone would get rid of that stupid gong," whined Éomer, trying to block out the sound with a pillow.
"You're the one who hangs out with the troublemakers, so why don't you steal it?"
"Don't even think it," Theodred called from the floor. "I'd rather wake to a gong than that Eru-awful Orc noise."
Faramir shuttered. "Good point," he commented, sliding from his bed to search for a shirt, but was interrupted as a blonde girl flew into their room.
"What the..." started Éomer from his bed, just as another girl, ran in, shoving the first facedown onto Theodred, who still lay onto the floor.
The two lay there, on the floor, faces nearly touching, before the girl jumped up, beat red. "Sefera," she hissed, "Watch where you're going next time!"
"Shut up, Lirawen!" the girl hissed in response, ear pressed against the door, listening. After a moment, she turned from the door, and looked around. "Faramir," she smiled innocently, "you have a really nice body."
Faramir rolled his eyes, and pulled on a shirt, as Theodred, still slightly red from having a girl atop him, eyed the two suspiciously. "What have you two been doing, running around the school so early in the morning?"
"Nothing!" snapped Sefera, cutting off Lirawen as she opened her mouth. "And now we must be off! Come on Lirawen, you can fall for Theoden's boy some other time!"
Blushing profusely, the blonde allowed herself to be dragged out by her friend, while the three guys just stared.
"That was queer," concluded Éomer, shaking his head.
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The students quickly gathered in the breakfast hall, eager to finish their first meal in hopes of socializing before class. Elrond watched them congregate, listened to their ruckus grow, as he sat at the teachers table, chewing lightly on a piece of lembas.
"When did we get so many of them?" Erestor asked, blanching slightly as the amount of girls that had cast their gazes to him.
Elrond shook his head, "I do not remember enrolling so many. Believe they may be multiplying..."
Erestor shook his head, as Elrond stood up, and cleared his throat. A scant few of the student's eyes turned to face him, and the noise level seemed to deliberately grow.
"Silence!" he yelled, but to no avail, as the students continued to ignore him.
Erestor, and the majority of the staff, plugged their ears, as Elrond drew in a breath. "SILENCE!" He bellowed, his voice echoing off the walls, causing ears to ring. "Thank you," he said in a feigned pleasant voice, as eyes turned to glare. "I would like to introduce a new student, and a new member of our staff."
As if on some sort of cue, two elves walked out. The younger one, a female with long, honey-brown hair, wearing cut off shorts and a men's flannel shirt, halfway unbuttoned so exposing just a little part of her chest, a clear violation of the dress code.
Various males let out whoops as the girl strode out, and Malfanaion stood and yelled "Still Sexy, Gaelwyn!" he yelled, as 'Gaelwyn' seemed to ignore him and everyone, coming to a stop in front of Elrond's seat, and staring out at the student mass.
The other, a male with black hair, wearing black and gray similar to Elrond's own red and gold ones, looked to be the girl's father, and sent glares in the general direction of anyone who made a noise, standing protectively next to his daughter.
"This is Gaelwyn, daughter of Ereinion," Elrond explained, "She will join you in classes today, and will be sharing a room with Fiora of Lothlórien."
"And this," he added, motioning towards the male, "is Ereinion Gil- Galad. He will be assisting in Health, History of Elves, and Debate. Students are reminded to treat him with the utmost respect."
Elrond sat down, signifying the end of the announcements, and everyone quickly turned back to their meals. Gil-Galad quickly took a seat next to Elrond, leaving Gaelwyn to find a seat.
Malfanaion stood up, and started waving for her to join him at his table.
"I take it you know her?" Fiora inquired lazily. "What kind of elf is she?"
"Your kind," he replied, as Gaelwyn sat down next to him. "Hello, Gaelwyn!"
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Health was first on Gaelwyn's schedule, unfortunately. She quietly took a seat at an empty table, the sort that seat five people in the back of the room, expecting to sit through the entire class alone.
She was mistaken, though, as a group of girls quickly sat around her. She recognized two from them from earlier that morning, Adalea and Fiora. Soon, she was introduced to the other two, both humans, Sefera and Eowyn.
"I feel so sorry for you," Adalea was saying, "First day in school, and you have health with your father and Elrond-o"
"Yeah, you're very unfortunate. We got Erestor on our first day," added Fiora, as she and Adalea made puppy-dog eyes, while Sefera and Eowyn rolled their eyes.
"Erestor? You mean Elrond's adviser?" Gaelwyn asked.
"Yeah, the extremely handsome elf," Adalea beamed.
"Yes, he is extremely handsome," agreed Gaelwyn, "but I heard he was...well, gay."
Adalea blinked. "That's what we've been trying to tell you," snapped Sefera.
"Well, he's not!" Adalea snapped. "He's taking me to a dance on Friday!"
A silence settled over the table for a minute. "That's right." Fiora grinned, "Maybe he's bi-sexual then!"
Adalea leaned over quickly, and punched her, hard. "Hey! Ow!" yelped Fiora, sticking out her tongue. "What's wrong with him being bi?"
Adalea glared, "Just shut-up."
"I mean, just think, you and Erestor, and Lego-Ow!"
"I told you to shut up!" Adalea snapped, hitting the elf again.
"What, no Legolas? What about Grima or Elrond?" Adalea punched Fiora again, much harder.
"Uh...is this normal behavior from them?" Gaelwyn asked, as Fiora continued to list off potential guys and attempt to block Adalea's blows.
"If it's not Fiora and Adalea, its Fiora and Sefera," Eowyn replied. "If you want me to, I can show you around the grounds during lunch. Introduce you to everyone."
"Everyone being the people we associate with," added Sefera.
"Thank you," Gaelwyn grinned.
"Class! Class! Settle down!" roared Elrond, causing an unnatural silence to settle upon the room. "Welcome to Health," he continued calmly, "We will begin to day by taking a test."
A collective groan rose up from the class, as Gil-Galad and Elrond passed out the tests, "This isn't part of your grade, it's merely to see what everyone knows. You may being now."
"I hate this class already," Gaelwyn muttered, as her father handed her the test, and gave her an affectionate pat on the shoulder.
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I'll try to get the next chapter up soon! Also, everyone's welcome to e- mail me or AIM me, both contacts are on my Bio. Now, go fourth and review! Or, you know, natter on about elf smut...or human smut...or dwarf smut...or hobbit smut...
Love and Insanity,
Fiora_da_insane
Wow, I just realized that a lot of the Lust Objects end up covered in chocolate...strange, huh? *shrug*
Anyway, sorry for the wait, I was busy, unfortunately, with stuff and stuff. Damn, nice dresses are really expensive! Of course, when I went to post this, I got a message saying "Please come back in a few hours." Hours!?! Bah! *Kicks ff.net*
Anyway, I have a long list of reviewers to reply to. Never realized how many I had...Thanks everyone! *Hands out chocolate covered lust objects, save Gimli, who is officially reserved for The Great Beta* ^_^
Oh, and I to add to the disclaimer in chapter 1, I don't own Gaelwyn, Lily does. I don't own Lirawen, Dove6987 does. Everything/one else is either Tolkien's or mine. You decide which is which.
I hope that's everything...
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Estelgirl: Hello! Welcome to the Boarding school Review Board! Yeah, I suppose parts of this are similar to Harry Potter...but the "Bloody Brilliant" was in a response to a review. Anyway, Glad you like it! ^_^
Zoya: Oops, he he, sorry, didn't mean to make your sides hurt. And yes, Legolas just might be gay...*Grins evilly as said elf backs away. *
Zelda123: My guess is because he is so damn fine, but still single.
Mealz: I've been seriously considering it. After I get through the Legolas/Arwen drama, I think The two will wind up together. I'm not 100% sure yet, but hey.
VladimirsAngel: Yes, the strip poker...I'm sure Astartes will enjoy it very much ^_~.
Isilwen-Telpefion: A balrog? I'll talk to Sauron about it, I'm sure he'll jump at the idea! I think mayhap a Shelob will come as well. And thanks for all the Ideas! Like, MAJOR thanks! With chocolate covered Orophin and everything!
I e-mail you at your Alien Roach e-mail; did you get it? Just so you know, I don't have Yahoo or MSN, just AIM. E-mail works great to! Love e-mail! And Aim Messages! ^_^
Dove6987: My cat gives me funny looks all the time...Anyway, your baby cakes makes another appearance. So do you! ^_^
miranda flairgold: No, not really. Most of them are rich snobs or notorious trouble makers...or both. Legolas/Erestor? *evil grin, as both elves back away* Ohh, thanks for the idea's! hehe, love 'em...*Elrond scowls*
Lady Idril: Hey, welcome over! Yeah, I recognize you, as I do a few of Aiwendel's reviewers. Thanks for wandering over here, and glad you like it! ^_^
Red Pirate: ooh, I'm glad you like! *hurries the heck up* ^_~
Misty T: Haven't given up, just searching for a good pair and a good place to insert them. That sounded wrong...
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The rest of the day went by quickly, and before the students realized it, they were waking up to the repeated banging of the gong. Groaning, Theodred rolled from his bed, and landed with a thump on the floor.
"How graceful," murmured Faramir from his own bed, opening one lazy eye. Theodred simply groaned again in reply, as he yanked down a blanket to cover his naked torso.
"I wish someone would get rid of that stupid gong," whined Éomer, trying to block out the sound with a pillow.
"You're the one who hangs out with the troublemakers, so why don't you steal it?"
"Don't even think it," Theodred called from the floor. "I'd rather wake to a gong than that Eru-awful Orc noise."
Faramir shuttered. "Good point," he commented, sliding from his bed to search for a shirt, but was interrupted as a blonde girl flew into their room.
"What the..." started Éomer from his bed, just as another girl, ran in, shoving the first facedown onto Theodred, who still lay onto the floor.
The two lay there, on the floor, faces nearly touching, before the girl jumped up, beat red. "Sefera," she hissed, "Watch where you're going next time!"
"Shut up, Lirawen!" the girl hissed in response, ear pressed against the door, listening. After a moment, she turned from the door, and looked around. "Faramir," she smiled innocently, "you have a really nice body."
Faramir rolled his eyes, and pulled on a shirt, as Theodred, still slightly red from having a girl atop him, eyed the two suspiciously. "What have you two been doing, running around the school so early in the morning?"
"Nothing!" snapped Sefera, cutting off Lirawen as she opened her mouth. "And now we must be off! Come on Lirawen, you can fall for Theoden's boy some other time!"
Blushing profusely, the blonde allowed herself to be dragged out by her friend, while the three guys just stared.
"That was queer," concluded Éomer, shaking his head.
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The students quickly gathered in the breakfast hall, eager to finish their first meal in hopes of socializing before class. Elrond watched them congregate, listened to their ruckus grow, as he sat at the teachers table, chewing lightly on a piece of lembas.
"When did we get so many of them?" Erestor asked, blanching slightly as the amount of girls that had cast their gazes to him.
Elrond shook his head, "I do not remember enrolling so many. Believe they may be multiplying..."
Erestor shook his head, as Elrond stood up, and cleared his throat. A scant few of the student's eyes turned to face him, and the noise level seemed to deliberately grow.
"Silence!" he yelled, but to no avail, as the students continued to ignore him.
Erestor, and the majority of the staff, plugged their ears, as Elrond drew in a breath. "SILENCE!" He bellowed, his voice echoing off the walls, causing ears to ring. "Thank you," he said in a feigned pleasant voice, as eyes turned to glare. "I would like to introduce a new student, and a new member of our staff."
As if on some sort of cue, two elves walked out. The younger one, a female with long, honey-brown hair, wearing cut off shorts and a men's flannel shirt, halfway unbuttoned so exposing just a little part of her chest, a clear violation of the dress code.
Various males let out whoops as the girl strode out, and Malfanaion stood and yelled "Still Sexy, Gaelwyn!" he yelled, as 'Gaelwyn' seemed to ignore him and everyone, coming to a stop in front of Elrond's seat, and staring out at the student mass.
The other, a male with black hair, wearing black and gray similar to Elrond's own red and gold ones, looked to be the girl's father, and sent glares in the general direction of anyone who made a noise, standing protectively next to his daughter.
"This is Gaelwyn, daughter of Ereinion," Elrond explained, "She will join you in classes today, and will be sharing a room with Fiora of Lothlórien."
"And this," he added, motioning towards the male, "is Ereinion Gil- Galad. He will be assisting in Health, History of Elves, and Debate. Students are reminded to treat him with the utmost respect."
Elrond sat down, signifying the end of the announcements, and everyone quickly turned back to their meals. Gil-Galad quickly took a seat next to Elrond, leaving Gaelwyn to find a seat.
Malfanaion stood up, and started waving for her to join him at his table.
"I take it you know her?" Fiora inquired lazily. "What kind of elf is she?"
"Your kind," he replied, as Gaelwyn sat down next to him. "Hello, Gaelwyn!"
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Health was first on Gaelwyn's schedule, unfortunately. She quietly took a seat at an empty table, the sort that seat five people in the back of the room, expecting to sit through the entire class alone.
She was mistaken, though, as a group of girls quickly sat around her. She recognized two from them from earlier that morning, Adalea and Fiora. Soon, she was introduced to the other two, both humans, Sefera and Eowyn.
"I feel so sorry for you," Adalea was saying, "First day in school, and you have health with your father and Elrond-o"
"Yeah, you're very unfortunate. We got Erestor on our first day," added Fiora, as she and Adalea made puppy-dog eyes, while Sefera and Eowyn rolled their eyes.
"Erestor? You mean Elrond's adviser?" Gaelwyn asked.
"Yeah, the extremely handsome elf," Adalea beamed.
"Yes, he is extremely handsome," agreed Gaelwyn, "but I heard he was...well, gay."
Adalea blinked. "That's what we've been trying to tell you," snapped Sefera.
"Well, he's not!" Adalea snapped. "He's taking me to a dance on Friday!"
A silence settled over the table for a minute. "That's right." Fiora grinned, "Maybe he's bi-sexual then!"
Adalea leaned over quickly, and punched her, hard. "Hey! Ow!" yelped Fiora, sticking out her tongue. "What's wrong with him being bi?"
Adalea glared, "Just shut-up."
"I mean, just think, you and Erestor, and Lego-Ow!"
"I told you to shut up!" Adalea snapped, hitting the elf again.
"What, no Legolas? What about Grima or Elrond?" Adalea punched Fiora again, much harder.
"Uh...is this normal behavior from them?" Gaelwyn asked, as Fiora continued to list off potential guys and attempt to block Adalea's blows.
"If it's not Fiora and Adalea, its Fiora and Sefera," Eowyn replied. "If you want me to, I can show you around the grounds during lunch. Introduce you to everyone."
"Everyone being the people we associate with," added Sefera.
"Thank you," Gaelwyn grinned.
"Class! Class! Settle down!" roared Elrond, causing an unnatural silence to settle upon the room. "Welcome to Health," he continued calmly, "We will begin to day by taking a test."
A collective groan rose up from the class, as Gil-Galad and Elrond passed out the tests, "This isn't part of your grade, it's merely to see what everyone knows. You may being now."
"I hate this class already," Gaelwyn muttered, as her father handed her the test, and gave her an affectionate pat on the shoulder.
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I'll try to get the next chapter up soon! Also, everyone's welcome to e- mail me or AIM me, both contacts are on my Bio. Now, go fourth and review! Or, you know, natter on about elf smut...or human smut...or dwarf smut...or hobbit smut...
Love and Insanity,
Fiora_da_insane