A/n: MUWAHAHAH!! RuneKnightPictures is back with a new story. Austin Powers meets Gundam Wing. I'm evil baby.
Disclaimer: I don't' own Gundam Wing or Austin Powers. Throw me a friggin bone!
RuneKnightPictures Proudly Presents: Austin Powers: To Save a Gundam Pilot
Chapter 1
To Unveil a New Stupid World Domination Plot
We begin in the Starbucks headquarters in Seattle. Here we see the most idiotic group of world domination fanatics to date. Dr. Evil, Mini-Me, Number 2, Frau Farbissina, Goldmember, Fat Bastard, and Scotty Evil.
Fat Bastard: I'm hungry.
Eyes Mini-Me hungrily.
Dr. Evil: Fat Bastard, you're always hungry.
Mini-Me sticks his tongue out at Fat Bastard.
Number 2: First, we should explain why we're in the year After Colony 197.
Dr. Evil: Yes, but first. Come Mr. Bigglesworth!
Mr. Bigglesworth runs to Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Go ahead.
Number 2: 197 years ago, we had ourselves frozen so that we could come back and take the world over in the future. We just await one of your plans.
Dr. Evil: Oh, I just thought of one. Using state of the art technology, we create 'space colonies'. Using these 'space colonies', we start a war with Earth.
Dr. Evil gloats. So does Mini-Me.
Number 2 shakes his head.
Dr. Evil: It's already been done? Well, throw me a friggin bone!! I've been frozen for 197 friggin years. Fine, let's just kidnap their greatest heroes. That sound good?
Everyone nods.
Dr. Evil: Who are their greatest heroes?
Frau: I've done the research, let me show you them. TURN ON THE MONITOR!!!!!
Monitor turns on, showing the Gundam boys relaxing in a beach house.
Number 2: It seems these teenagers piloted things called 'Gundams' to save the word.
Dr. Evil: Great. Now, once we have them we'll restrain them with golden bonds. Hence the name, Project Gold Bond.
Scott: Why don't you call it Project Foot Powder numb-nuts?
Mini-Me lunges at Scott. Frau sprays Mini-Me with water.
Dr. Evil: No one will be able to stop me. Now, any questions.
Goldmember: Will I be able to paint their yahoos gooooold?
Dr. Evil: How about, no you crazy Dutch bastard!
Scott: Why are we in the Starbucks headquarters again?
Dr. Evil: Him.
Points to Rune, who is drinking a soda.
Rune: Who got a problem with the Starbucks?
Rune pulls out a twelve gauge and cocks it
Scott: I like it, in fact it's my favorite base in the whole movie series.
Rune: Good. Doc, he's more evil than you think.
Dr. Evil: He's still the Diet Coke of Evil.
The KKK guy from the Jerry Springer portion comes in and gives him the finger.
Dr. Evil: Shut up! You were born out your mothers ass!! Now let's begin my plan.
A/n: That was interesting. The Gundam boys are gonna get kidnapped? They are gonna get a big surprise. And yes, the G-Boys will make an appearance. In the next chapter, Abductions and Britain's Top Secret Agent.
Omake for Rune, Pt. 1,
RuneKnightPictures sits at a computer trying to write.
Rune: What I need is a brake.
At that point Misato Katsuragi, Maya Ibuki, Asuka Langley Soryu, Rei Ayanmai, and Ritsuko Akagi show up.
Rune: Yeah baby!!!
Misato: We're sad that you haven't written anything about Evangelion yet. And we love it when you do those sexy Mike Myers voices.
Rune: Oh behave.
Misato: That is why we must have you!!
At this point Asuka has started massaging Rune's back while the others undress.
Of course Rune hasn't seen this because he's fainted from a heavy nosebleed.
Misato: Crap, well let's get on with it. Rits, start undressing him. Who's got the Swedish made penis enlarger?
Maya: I do.
Misato: Good, let's have some fun.
I'll leave the rest to your hentai minds.
Disclaimer: I don't' own Gundam Wing or Austin Powers. Throw me a friggin bone!
RuneKnightPictures Proudly Presents: Austin Powers: To Save a Gundam Pilot
Chapter 1
To Unveil a New Stupid World Domination Plot
We begin in the Starbucks headquarters in Seattle. Here we see the most idiotic group of world domination fanatics to date. Dr. Evil, Mini-Me, Number 2, Frau Farbissina, Goldmember, Fat Bastard, and Scotty Evil.
Fat Bastard: I'm hungry.
Eyes Mini-Me hungrily.
Dr. Evil: Fat Bastard, you're always hungry.
Mini-Me sticks his tongue out at Fat Bastard.
Number 2: First, we should explain why we're in the year After Colony 197.
Dr. Evil: Yes, but first. Come Mr. Bigglesworth!
Mr. Bigglesworth runs to Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Go ahead.
Number 2: 197 years ago, we had ourselves frozen so that we could come back and take the world over in the future. We just await one of your plans.
Dr. Evil: Oh, I just thought of one. Using state of the art technology, we create 'space colonies'. Using these 'space colonies', we start a war with Earth.
Dr. Evil gloats. So does Mini-Me.
Number 2 shakes his head.
Dr. Evil: It's already been done? Well, throw me a friggin bone!! I've been frozen for 197 friggin years. Fine, let's just kidnap their greatest heroes. That sound good?
Everyone nods.
Dr. Evil: Who are their greatest heroes?
Frau: I've done the research, let me show you them. TURN ON THE MONITOR!!!!!
Monitor turns on, showing the Gundam boys relaxing in a beach house.
Number 2: It seems these teenagers piloted things called 'Gundams' to save the word.
Dr. Evil: Great. Now, once we have them we'll restrain them with golden bonds. Hence the name, Project Gold Bond.
Scott: Why don't you call it Project Foot Powder numb-nuts?
Mini-Me lunges at Scott. Frau sprays Mini-Me with water.
Dr. Evil: No one will be able to stop me. Now, any questions.
Goldmember: Will I be able to paint their yahoos gooooold?
Dr. Evil: How about, no you crazy Dutch bastard!
Scott: Why are we in the Starbucks headquarters again?
Dr. Evil: Him.
Points to Rune, who is drinking a soda.
Rune: Who got a problem with the Starbucks?
Rune pulls out a twelve gauge and cocks it
Scott: I like it, in fact it's my favorite base in the whole movie series.
Rune: Good. Doc, he's more evil than you think.
Dr. Evil: He's still the Diet Coke of Evil.
The KKK guy from the Jerry Springer portion comes in and gives him the finger.
Dr. Evil: Shut up! You were born out your mothers ass!! Now let's begin my plan.
A/n: That was interesting. The Gundam boys are gonna get kidnapped? They are gonna get a big surprise. And yes, the G-Boys will make an appearance. In the next chapter, Abductions and Britain's Top Secret Agent.
Omake for Rune, Pt. 1,
RuneKnightPictures sits at a computer trying to write.
Rune: What I need is a brake.
At that point Misato Katsuragi, Maya Ibuki, Asuka Langley Soryu, Rei Ayanmai, and Ritsuko Akagi show up.
Rune: Yeah baby!!!
Misato: We're sad that you haven't written anything about Evangelion yet. And we love it when you do those sexy Mike Myers voices.
Rune: Oh behave.
Misato: That is why we must have you!!
At this point Asuka has started massaging Rune's back while the others undress.
Of course Rune hasn't seen this because he's fainted from a heavy nosebleed.
Misato: Crap, well let's get on with it. Rits, start undressing him. Who's got the Swedish made penis enlarger?
Maya: I do.
Misato: Good, let's have some fun.
I'll leave the rest to your hentai minds.