A/n: The reviews are in! The people love my mojo. Though no one said anything about my omake, I'm gonna continue with more of my hilarious actions. This is easier to write than Frodo and Sam's Excellent Adventure. When we last left our evildoers of the month, they have decided to capture the G-Boys. How you may ask, Project Gold Bond.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Austin Powers. Throw me a friggin bone!
RuneKnightPictures Proudly Presents: Austin Powers: To Save a Gundam Pilot
Chapter 2
Abductions and Britain's Top Secret Agent
We once again begin in the Seattle headquarters where Dr. Evil and his minions have hatched their evil plan to capture the G-Boys. A new person is sitting at the table in military clothing.
Number 2: I'd like to introduce to you, Oedipus. He is a Greek abductor who at one time kidnapped Ex-President Bush.
Dr. Evil: That's good. How are you doing Oedipus?
Oedipus: I could give a shit.
Dr. Evil: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Oedipus: Yes.
Dr. Evil: Of course you do.
Dr. Evil pushes a button and Oedipus falls into the fire pit.
Number 2: Now how are we going to kidnap the Gundam Pilots?
Dr. Evil: Shit. Anyone got a backup plan?
Frau: I do. Ehr Doctor, let me show you. BRING OUT THE FEMBOTS!!!!
Five fembots comes into the room.
Frau: They will kidnap the Gundam pilots.
Dr. Evil: You go girl!!
Everyone looks at Dr. Evil strangely.
Dr. Evil: Just go do your job.
---In a beach house---
Each of the G-Boys is doing their thing: Duo's watching TV, Heero is reading, Quatre is drinking tea as usual (what the hell is in it?), Trowa is looking at specs of Heavyarms, and Wufei is practicing martial arts.
Trowa: I'm bored. I wish that some women would show up.
Heero: As long as it's not Relena.
Duo: I hear that.
Suddenly the doorbell rings.
Duo: Coming.
Duo opens the door and sees five gorgeous fembots waltz into the house.
Duo: Hubba hubba.
Smoke barrels come out of their jumblies.
Trowa: What the fuck?
Rune comes in and smacks him on the lips with a dead mole.
Rune: No fucking language like that in my fucking fic. Understood?
Trowa: Ooh, pretty birdies.
Rune leaves mumbling.
Fembots spray the place with pink gas.
The G-Boys start falling like rocks.
Quatre: This is better than the stuff in my tea!
----London, England---
An official looking guy (let's call him Bob for now) and Basil Exposition are walking down a hallway talking.
Basil: So, Dr. Evil has come back and kidnapped the Gundam pilots?
Bob: Yes sir, what is the plan?
Basil: We have a person in storage for a moment such as this.
They walk into a room with a bunch of frozen people in it.
Bob: You don't mean....
They stop in front of the tank with Austin covering his privates.
Basil: Here he is, Britain's top secret agent. Men want him, and women want to be him.
Bob: Are you sure you got that right?
Basil: Are you questioning me?
Bob: No.
Basil: Good. Start the thawing process.
We'll skip that part for now. We arrive at the part where Austin is supposed to take a whiz. Instead, he sits down and pulls out the funnies. For the next ten minutes all we here is loud groans and grunts.
A/n: That's all for now folks. Next chapter, Austin learns about his mission and stuff. I hope to make them all as long as this one, but no promises.
Omake for Rune, Pt. 2,
Rune is running down the street, doing his own impression of Austin's Carnaby Street dance. He is nearing the part where he runs from a mob of women.
Rune: Yeah baby!
When the mob comes, Rune starts running. Unfortunately, Rune is a little too overweight to run very far.
Rune: Holy shit!
The mob of women falls on him in a frenzy of clothes tearing.
Rabid fan girl 1: I got his shirt!!!
Girl 5: I got his pants!!!!!
Girl 2: I got his undies!!!!!!!
In five minutes, Rune is alone and naked sporting a nosebleed.
Rune: The horror...
That's it for now. Love, peace, and chicken grease.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Austin Powers. Throw me a friggin bone!
RuneKnightPictures Proudly Presents: Austin Powers: To Save a Gundam Pilot
Chapter 2
Abductions and Britain's Top Secret Agent
We once again begin in the Seattle headquarters where Dr. Evil and his minions have hatched their evil plan to capture the G-Boys. A new person is sitting at the table in military clothing.
Number 2: I'd like to introduce to you, Oedipus. He is a Greek abductor who at one time kidnapped Ex-President Bush.
Dr. Evil: That's good. How are you doing Oedipus?
Oedipus: I could give a shit.
Dr. Evil: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Oedipus: Yes.
Dr. Evil: Of course you do.
Dr. Evil pushes a button and Oedipus falls into the fire pit.
Number 2: Now how are we going to kidnap the Gundam Pilots?
Dr. Evil: Shit. Anyone got a backup plan?
Frau: I do. Ehr Doctor, let me show you. BRING OUT THE FEMBOTS!!!!
Five fembots comes into the room.
Frau: They will kidnap the Gundam pilots.
Dr. Evil: You go girl!!
Everyone looks at Dr. Evil strangely.
Dr. Evil: Just go do your job.
---In a beach house---
Each of the G-Boys is doing their thing: Duo's watching TV, Heero is reading, Quatre is drinking tea as usual (what the hell is in it?), Trowa is looking at specs of Heavyarms, and Wufei is practicing martial arts.
Trowa: I'm bored. I wish that some women would show up.
Heero: As long as it's not Relena.
Duo: I hear that.
Suddenly the doorbell rings.
Duo: Coming.
Duo opens the door and sees five gorgeous fembots waltz into the house.
Duo: Hubba hubba.
Smoke barrels come out of their jumblies.
Trowa: What the fuck?
Rune comes in and smacks him on the lips with a dead mole.
Rune: No fucking language like that in my fucking fic. Understood?
Trowa: Ooh, pretty birdies.
Rune leaves mumbling.
Fembots spray the place with pink gas.
The G-Boys start falling like rocks.
Quatre: This is better than the stuff in my tea!
----London, England---
An official looking guy (let's call him Bob for now) and Basil Exposition are walking down a hallway talking.
Basil: So, Dr. Evil has come back and kidnapped the Gundam pilots?
Bob: Yes sir, what is the plan?
Basil: We have a person in storage for a moment such as this.
They walk into a room with a bunch of frozen people in it.
Bob: You don't mean....
They stop in front of the tank with Austin covering his privates.
Basil: Here he is, Britain's top secret agent. Men want him, and women want to be him.
Bob: Are you sure you got that right?
Basil: Are you questioning me?
Bob: No.
Basil: Good. Start the thawing process.
We'll skip that part for now. We arrive at the part where Austin is supposed to take a whiz. Instead, he sits down and pulls out the funnies. For the next ten minutes all we here is loud groans and grunts.
A/n: That's all for now folks. Next chapter, Austin learns about his mission and stuff. I hope to make them all as long as this one, but no promises.
Omake for Rune, Pt. 2,
Rune is running down the street, doing his own impression of Austin's Carnaby Street dance. He is nearing the part where he runs from a mob of women.
Rune: Yeah baby!
When the mob comes, Rune starts running. Unfortunately, Rune is a little too overweight to run very far.
Rune: Holy shit!
The mob of women falls on him in a frenzy of clothes tearing.
Rabid fan girl 1: I got his shirt!!!
Girl 5: I got his pants!!!!!
Girl 2: I got his undies!!!!!!!
In five minutes, Rune is alone and naked sporting a nosebleed.
Rune: The horror...
That's it for now. Love, peace, and chicken grease.