A/n: Once again we are sucked into my sick and twisted idea of a fan fic. Last time, Dr. Evil's Fembots kidnapped the G-Boys. And in England, Basil Exposition revealed Britain's top secret agent. This is getting me pretty tense. I've changed the name of this chapter so forgive me.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Austin Powers. Throw me a friggin bone!
RuneKnightPictures Proudly Presents: Austin Powers: To Save a Gundam Pilot
Chapter 3
NOT RELENA!!!
---London, England---
We are in a room reminiscent to the one Austin waked up in the first Austin Powers. In front of him are Basil and Bob.
Austin: No one's smarter.... No on stronger....
Basil: Austin, wake up.
Austin: Oh dear God, it was all a dream!!!
Basil: No, you were frozen again. Remember?
Austin: Let me guess, Dr. Evil has come back again?
Basil: Precisely.
Austin: Smashing. What has he done this time?
Bob: He has kidnapped the five Gundam pilots.
Austin: Come again?
Basil: Austin, you've been frozen for 197 years. A lot has happened.
Austin: Pray tell.
Basil: A year after they froze you, they constructed space colonies. Two years ago, there was a war and five teenagers piloted mobile suits called Gundams. Now, Dr. Evil has kidnapped them and is holding them hostage in the Seattle's headquarters of Starbucks.
Austin: Hold up. Starbucks is still around?
Basil: What can I say, people need their coffee.
Austin: Yeah baby!! Who will I be working with? Vanessa Kensington? Felicity Shagwell? Or Foxy Cleopatra?
Basil: Actually, you won't be working with a sexy partner this time.
Austin: Why in God's name why?
Basil: Because the author doesn't want to write about complicated stuff like that.
Bob: Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch.
Rune runs in and smacks him on the lips with his dead mole.
Rune: When will people learn that naughty language like that?
Bob is now seeing stars and is hereby no longer needed in this fic.
Basil: You will leave immediately.
---Starbucks headquarters, Seattle----
The Gundam pilots wake up to find themselves restrained by golden chains in a cage above a pool of acid.
Duo: Ah, hell.
Dr. Evil: Welcome to my secret lair.
Heero: Who are you?
Dr. Evil: I am Dr. Evil. To my right is my number two man, Number 2.
Duo's face brightens.
Duo: I saw you in a really bad movie from a long time ago.
Dr. Evil: No way!
Quatre: I think it was called 'Austin Powers'.
Dr. Evil: I can't friggin believe this! I was in a movie and I wasn't even payed? I am so calling Johnie Cochran on their asses!!
Number 2 clears his throat.
Number 2: Perhaps you should tell them about the ransom.
Dr. Evil: Of course.
Dr. Evil gets a phone monitor and dials. Relena answers the phone.
Relena: Hello?
Dr. Evil: Hello, I am Dr. Evil. Here behind me I have the 'Gundam' pilots captured.
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeero!!!
Heero: YOU CAN KILL ME!!!!! JUST PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME TO RELENA!!!!!!!!
Dr. Evil: I will give them back for the sum of, two million dollars.
Insert dramatic music here.
Number 2 clears his throat.
Dr. Evil: I meant, the sum of two billion dollars. You have twenty-four hours. Goodbye.
Dr. Evil hangs up the phone.
A/n: End Chapter 2. Most triumphant. Will Austin get a sexy partner? Will Relena pay the ransom? All your answers in the next chapter: Infiltrations and Dutch Torture.
Goldmember: Now can I paint their yahoos gooooooold?
Rune: Calm down you crazy Dutch Bastard.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Austin Powers. Throw me a friggin bone!
RuneKnightPictures Proudly Presents: Austin Powers: To Save a Gundam Pilot
Chapter 3
NOT RELENA!!!
---London, England---
We are in a room reminiscent to the one Austin waked up in the first Austin Powers. In front of him are Basil and Bob.
Austin: No one's smarter.... No on stronger....
Basil: Austin, wake up.
Austin: Oh dear God, it was all a dream!!!
Basil: No, you were frozen again. Remember?
Austin: Let me guess, Dr. Evil has come back again?
Basil: Precisely.
Austin: Smashing. What has he done this time?
Bob: He has kidnapped the five Gundam pilots.
Austin: Come again?
Basil: Austin, you've been frozen for 197 years. A lot has happened.
Austin: Pray tell.
Basil: A year after they froze you, they constructed space colonies. Two years ago, there was a war and five teenagers piloted mobile suits called Gundams. Now, Dr. Evil has kidnapped them and is holding them hostage in the Seattle's headquarters of Starbucks.
Austin: Hold up. Starbucks is still around?
Basil: What can I say, people need their coffee.
Austin: Yeah baby!! Who will I be working with? Vanessa Kensington? Felicity Shagwell? Or Foxy Cleopatra?
Basil: Actually, you won't be working with a sexy partner this time.
Austin: Why in God's name why?
Basil: Because the author doesn't want to write about complicated stuff like that.
Bob: Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch.
Rune runs in and smacks him on the lips with his dead mole.
Rune: When will people learn that naughty language like that?
Bob is now seeing stars and is hereby no longer needed in this fic.
Basil: You will leave immediately.
---Starbucks headquarters, Seattle----
The Gundam pilots wake up to find themselves restrained by golden chains in a cage above a pool of acid.
Duo: Ah, hell.
Dr. Evil: Welcome to my secret lair.
Heero: Who are you?
Dr. Evil: I am Dr. Evil. To my right is my number two man, Number 2.
Duo's face brightens.
Duo: I saw you in a really bad movie from a long time ago.
Dr. Evil: No way!
Quatre: I think it was called 'Austin Powers'.
Dr. Evil: I can't friggin believe this! I was in a movie and I wasn't even payed? I am so calling Johnie Cochran on their asses!!
Number 2 clears his throat.
Number 2: Perhaps you should tell them about the ransom.
Dr. Evil: Of course.
Dr. Evil gets a phone monitor and dials. Relena answers the phone.
Relena: Hello?
Dr. Evil: Hello, I am Dr. Evil. Here behind me I have the 'Gundam' pilots captured.
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeero!!!
Heero: YOU CAN KILL ME!!!!! JUST PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME TO RELENA!!!!!!!!
Dr. Evil: I will give them back for the sum of, two million dollars.
Insert dramatic music here.
Number 2 clears his throat.
Dr. Evil: I meant, the sum of two billion dollars. You have twenty-four hours. Goodbye.
Dr. Evil hangs up the phone.
A/n: End Chapter 2. Most triumphant. Will Austin get a sexy partner? Will Relena pay the ransom? All your answers in the next chapter: Infiltrations and Dutch Torture.
Goldmember: Now can I paint their yahoos gooooooold?
Rune: Calm down you crazy Dutch Bastard.