The Silmarillon - Music Business Style !!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer : I own absolutely . nothing. So don't sue me.
Ainulindalë
In the beginning, there was nothing. Well, except Eru. He thought universe was a very boring place and wondered how the hell he got there. Then he had the idea to create the Ainur, a choral to entertain him with songs and to provide him company.
The Ainur were singing beautiful opera songs and made classical music to go with it. It was very beautiful to hear all those nice voices singing mystical church music (no, not gospel, the other songs).
But then there was a voice that was off key with the rest of the chorus. Eru and the Ainur heard screams, curses, words about "f***ing your mum and eat your brain", and rampage sounds of a thing that would one be "An Electric Guitar" (tada !!!!!!).
Eru raised his hand to stop the Ainur and made them sing an other theme. And there was once again a big song full of voices singing all together in harmony. The strange and aggressive voice came again and all of them were disturbed, trying to sing louder to mute the screams and insanities. Some even tried to sing along but failed desperately.
Eru stood up angrily and said : "WHO THE HELL IS MASSACRING MY WORK ????"
The Ainur all pointed at Melkor.
"C'me on, old dude. It's just music." said a terrified Melkor.
" Alright ! You stop your bullsh*ts right now or I kick you away in the void ! OK ?" said a furious Eru (scary guy, isn't he ?)
The poor scared Melkor could just nod pitifully. Eru raised his left hand and there was an other song, the most beautiful ever. For a while, Eru was really happy and he allowed himself to close his eyes to enjoy the sound.
Melkor tried to resist, sincerely, with all his forces, but finally he gave up and screamed with a deep and guttural voice "AAARRREE YOUUU REAAAADYYYYYYYY ????" and start to play his guitar very loud.
Eru finally decided to stop the massacre.
"Ok people. Let us have a pause, and come see my new idea." He said.
All the Ainur gathered to follow Eru and He showed them a flat stuff floating in the void. And they saw it change and covered with animals, plants and beings that would be elves. They were amazed and stared the vision with big smiles and happiness. Even Melkor.
"This is Arda, the world that you created with your song and it is your task to make it a nice place for the First Borns. But those who will go there would not be able to come back to me, so I let you decide"
(Jeopardy music is heard while the Ainur think)
After some of them decided to leave to make a world of beauty for the Children of Eru, they left with friends, back up singers and servants. The great ones of those Ainur were the Valar greatest music and song writers ever, and the others were the Maiar.
Disclaimer : I own absolutely . nothing. So don't sue me.
Ainulindalë
In the beginning, there was nothing. Well, except Eru. He thought universe was a very boring place and wondered how the hell he got there. Then he had the idea to create the Ainur, a choral to entertain him with songs and to provide him company.
The Ainur were singing beautiful opera songs and made classical music to go with it. It was very beautiful to hear all those nice voices singing mystical church music (no, not gospel, the other songs).
But then there was a voice that was off key with the rest of the chorus. Eru and the Ainur heard screams, curses, words about "f***ing your mum and eat your brain", and rampage sounds of a thing that would one be "An Electric Guitar" (tada !!!!!!).
Eru raised his hand to stop the Ainur and made them sing an other theme. And there was once again a big song full of voices singing all together in harmony. The strange and aggressive voice came again and all of them were disturbed, trying to sing louder to mute the screams and insanities. Some even tried to sing along but failed desperately.
Eru stood up angrily and said : "WHO THE HELL IS MASSACRING MY WORK ????"
The Ainur all pointed at Melkor.
"C'me on, old dude. It's just music." said a terrified Melkor.
" Alright ! You stop your bullsh*ts right now or I kick you away in the void ! OK ?" said a furious Eru (scary guy, isn't he ?)
The poor scared Melkor could just nod pitifully. Eru raised his left hand and there was an other song, the most beautiful ever. For a while, Eru was really happy and he allowed himself to close his eyes to enjoy the sound.
Melkor tried to resist, sincerely, with all his forces, but finally he gave up and screamed with a deep and guttural voice "AAARRREE YOUUU REAAAADYYYYYYYY ????" and start to play his guitar very loud.
Eru finally decided to stop the massacre.
"Ok people. Let us have a pause, and come see my new idea." He said.
All the Ainur gathered to follow Eru and He showed them a flat stuff floating in the void. And they saw it change and covered with animals, plants and beings that would be elves. They were amazed and stared the vision with big smiles and happiness. Even Melkor.
"This is Arda, the world that you created with your song and it is your task to make it a nice place for the First Borns. But those who will go there would not be able to come back to me, so I let you decide"
(Jeopardy music is heard while the Ainur think)
After some of them decided to leave to make a world of beauty for the Children of Eru, they left with friends, back up singers and servants. The great ones of those Ainur were the Valar greatest music and song writers ever, and the others were the Maiar.