The next day Morgan came to Tasha's house. "Hey Morgan, me and some friends are going to go to my dad's buisness and put signs that say Please Use Other Door on all the doors...do you want to come?" Morgan shook her head." No that is wrong and I do no wrong." Tasha sighed."Back to your little peaceful self are you? OH well. It'll be no fun without you so Ill stay here." Morgan shrugged and they went into the living room. Suddenly they heard a crash and a bang. "Uh what was that?" Tasha asked.
"Oh sorry. Thats just Miles,"Morgan replied. Tasha raised an eyebrow."Uh...whos Miles?" Morgan looked into the hallway. "He's my pet eagle.I rescued him from the wild." Tasha closed her eyes. "Morgan if that thing craps in my house, you're cleaning it up." Morgan didnt answer. "Morgan did you hear me?" She didnt reply; she just looked in the bathroom. "MORGAN!!!" Then Tasha sighed. "Swims with Salmon, did you hear me?" "Yes," said Morgan. Tasha roled her eyes."You know Im not going to call you that in public."
"Then I wont talk to you," Morgan said, still looking for Miles. Then the eagle flew down from the chandelier in the dining room and perched on Morgan's shoulder. "Im going to get something to eat,"Tasha said, looking at the bird nervously. She went to the kitchen and poked through the fridge, eventually deciding on some cheesecake. She walked into the living room and said," Umm Morgan..what are you doing?" Morgan was sitting in the middle of the floor staring at a glass of water.
Morgan sighed."Im trying to get up the energy to pick up the glass and drink the bloody water.I sick of water and if I drink another glass I think I might die. Plus Im starving." Tasha laughed and went over and pulled a half eaten candy bar out of Morgan's jacket pocket."Yeah I bet your hungry..I mean you only ate half this candy bar." Morgan's eye twitched. "Uh..thats not mine....see...yeah thats not mine." Tasha shrugged and ate the rest of the candy bar right in front of her. Morgan's jaw dropped but she quickly composed herself and drank her glass of water. "Good job, here I'll go wet you some more." Tasha went and filled 3 pitchers of water and brought them out to Morgan. "Here you go, drink up!"
Morgan cleared her throat and said,"Uh thats ok..Im not hungry." Tasha shrugged and all of a sudden her dog Brandi came running in the room. She ran over to Morgan and started sniffing her pockets, and before Morgan could push her away, Brandi pulled out a bag of candy. Morgan glared at the dog. Tasha picked up the bag and sat on the couch across from Morgan and started eating the candy. Morgan just sat there and stared at the water pitcher.
"You know, if you stare at it long enough it might do a trick,"Tasha said. Morgan reached out and picked up the water and took a small drink. Suddenly she screamed and took the water pitchers and ran to the kitchen and threw the water pitchers in the dryer and turned it on. "Ha...now it will do a trick and dissappear," she said.
Tasha came up beside her and folded her arms."You know, maybe its just me but I dont think your supposed to put water in the dryer...." Just then the dryer started sparking and making weird noises. "Oh my God its gonna blow!!"Tasha screamed and they jumped behind the ironing board. The it stopped and everything was silent. "Do you think its dead?" Morgan asked. "I dont know, why dont you go check," Tasha said. "Why me?" Tasha rolled her eyes."Because your name comes first in ABC order." "So its your house,"Morgan pointed out.
"Ahh but you put the water in the dryer in the first place," said Tasha. "Well...well...your older," Morgan said. "But my middle name is better than yours," Tasha said smugly. Morgan rolled her eyes."Ok we'll settle this our usual way.Thumb wrestle." "One two three ABC!" they said at the same time. They wrestled for a second then Morgan trapped Tashas thumb. "Ha! I won!" Morgan yelled. Tasha rolled her eyes." Fine." She crept out from behind the ironing board and went slowly toward the dryer. Suddenly the door popped open and a big hairy lint monster jumped out of the dryer. "ROAR!" it yelled. Morgan and Tasha screamed and ran. Morgan stopped at the pantry and grabbed something then followed Tasha to the bathroom. They slammed the door and locked it. "Umm Morgan why did you bring a bag of marshmallows?" Morgan looked at her."Tasha I havent eaten in like two days besides that half candy bar. Im HUNGRY." Tasha shrugged. The lint monster was growling and banging on the door. "That thing had to have been like 3 feet tall!" Morgan said. "when's the last time you emptied the lint trap?" Tasha looked at her."The dryer has a lint trap?" Morgan rolled her eyes. "So how do we get rid of it?" Tasha asked. "Hmm let me think....uh I dont know!! I have never been attacked by a giant lint monster before!"Morgan yelled. "Wait..listen.."Tasha said. The banging on the door had stopped. "Do you think its gone?" Morgan asked.
Then they heard a roar behind them. The lint monster was climbing in through the window! "Wow we have a window in here?" Tasha said. Morgan grabbed her arm and pulled her out the door and into the bedroom. This time they locked the door and the window. "We are going to die,"said Tasha. Morgan shrugged and ate a marshmallow. Tasha sniffed and said,"MOrgan I have a confession to make...when you were on that diet...I put lemon juice in your water and then I was going to tell you at the end of the week so you would have to start all over again." Morgan looked up and glared at her and threw a marshmallow. "Do you want to play fluffy bunny?" she asked. Tasha looked up." Huh?"
Morgan rolled her eyes." You know..you put as many marshmallows as you can in your mouth and try to say fluffy bu...." "I KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT MORGAN BUT RIGHT NOW I AM MORE WORRIED ABOUT TRYNG NOT TO GET KILLED!!"Tasha yelled. Morgan raised her eyebrow." Sorry," she said. Tasha forgave her. "So what are we going to do?" she asked. Morgan shrugged. "I dunno...I just want to eat my marshmallows." Tasha sighed."I know you do but right now we have to think.." "I have an idea..why down you just wake up?" Morgan said. "Huh? What are you talking about...." Then everything went blurry and Tasha opened her eyes. She was lying on the floor. "UH...what happened?" she asked. Morgan smirked. "You were walking to the couch with all my candy and you tripped on the rug and knocked yourself out." Tasha rubbed her head. "Yeah but what about the lint monster?" Morgan handed her the pitcher of water. "Uh *right* Tasha...here drink this."
Tasha looked at the water pitcher and yelled, "Dear God, I gotta empty the lint trap!" and she jumped up and ran to the laundry room. Morgan shrugged and went to the pantry. She dug through it for a minute and pulled out a bag of marshmallows. She went back to the living room and sat down. She could hear Tasha sneezing as she emptied the dryer's lint trap. Then Tasha came back in and clapped her hands. "Lets see a lint monster try to build itself in that trap!" Morgan raised an eyebrow then threw the marshmallow bag at Tasha. "Wanna play fluffy bunny?"
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*A/N* Yeah I know its kinda pointless but like I said, you needed to read this before my next LOTR story, which has to do with the whole "Cleansing your Spirit" thing. I'll get it up as soon as possible.
"Oh sorry. Thats just Miles,"Morgan replied. Tasha raised an eyebrow."Uh...whos Miles?" Morgan looked into the hallway. "He's my pet eagle.I rescued him from the wild." Tasha closed her eyes. "Morgan if that thing craps in my house, you're cleaning it up." Morgan didnt answer. "Morgan did you hear me?" She didnt reply; she just looked in the bathroom. "MORGAN!!!" Then Tasha sighed. "Swims with Salmon, did you hear me?" "Yes," said Morgan. Tasha roled her eyes."You know Im not going to call you that in public."
"Then I wont talk to you," Morgan said, still looking for Miles. Then the eagle flew down from the chandelier in the dining room and perched on Morgan's shoulder. "Im going to get something to eat,"Tasha said, looking at the bird nervously. She went to the kitchen and poked through the fridge, eventually deciding on some cheesecake. She walked into the living room and said," Umm Morgan..what are you doing?" Morgan was sitting in the middle of the floor staring at a glass of water.
Morgan sighed."Im trying to get up the energy to pick up the glass and drink the bloody water.I sick of water and if I drink another glass I think I might die. Plus Im starving." Tasha laughed and went over and pulled a half eaten candy bar out of Morgan's jacket pocket."Yeah I bet your hungry..I mean you only ate half this candy bar." Morgan's eye twitched. "Uh..thats not mine....see...yeah thats not mine." Tasha shrugged and ate the rest of the candy bar right in front of her. Morgan's jaw dropped but she quickly composed herself and drank her glass of water. "Good job, here I'll go wet you some more." Tasha went and filled 3 pitchers of water and brought them out to Morgan. "Here you go, drink up!"
Morgan cleared her throat and said,"Uh thats ok..Im not hungry." Tasha shrugged and all of a sudden her dog Brandi came running in the room. She ran over to Morgan and started sniffing her pockets, and before Morgan could push her away, Brandi pulled out a bag of candy. Morgan glared at the dog. Tasha picked up the bag and sat on the couch across from Morgan and started eating the candy. Morgan just sat there and stared at the water pitcher.
"You know, if you stare at it long enough it might do a trick,"Tasha said. Morgan reached out and picked up the water and took a small drink. Suddenly she screamed and took the water pitchers and ran to the kitchen and threw the water pitchers in the dryer and turned it on. "Ha...now it will do a trick and dissappear," she said.
Tasha came up beside her and folded her arms."You know, maybe its just me but I dont think your supposed to put water in the dryer...." Just then the dryer started sparking and making weird noises. "Oh my God its gonna blow!!"Tasha screamed and they jumped behind the ironing board. The it stopped and everything was silent. "Do you think its dead?" Morgan asked. "I dont know, why dont you go check," Tasha said. "Why me?" Tasha rolled her eyes."Because your name comes first in ABC order." "So its your house,"Morgan pointed out.
"Ahh but you put the water in the dryer in the first place," said Tasha. "Well...well...your older," Morgan said. "But my middle name is better than yours," Tasha said smugly. Morgan rolled her eyes."Ok we'll settle this our usual way.Thumb wrestle." "One two three ABC!" they said at the same time. They wrestled for a second then Morgan trapped Tashas thumb. "Ha! I won!" Morgan yelled. Tasha rolled her eyes." Fine." She crept out from behind the ironing board and went slowly toward the dryer. Suddenly the door popped open and a big hairy lint monster jumped out of the dryer. "ROAR!" it yelled. Morgan and Tasha screamed and ran. Morgan stopped at the pantry and grabbed something then followed Tasha to the bathroom. They slammed the door and locked it. "Umm Morgan why did you bring a bag of marshmallows?" Morgan looked at her."Tasha I havent eaten in like two days besides that half candy bar. Im HUNGRY." Tasha shrugged. The lint monster was growling and banging on the door. "That thing had to have been like 3 feet tall!" Morgan said. "when's the last time you emptied the lint trap?" Tasha looked at her."The dryer has a lint trap?" Morgan rolled her eyes. "So how do we get rid of it?" Tasha asked. "Hmm let me think....uh I dont know!! I have never been attacked by a giant lint monster before!"Morgan yelled. "Wait..listen.."Tasha said. The banging on the door had stopped. "Do you think its gone?" Morgan asked.
Then they heard a roar behind them. The lint monster was climbing in through the window! "Wow we have a window in here?" Tasha said. Morgan grabbed her arm and pulled her out the door and into the bedroom. This time they locked the door and the window. "We are going to die,"said Tasha. Morgan shrugged and ate a marshmallow. Tasha sniffed and said,"MOrgan I have a confession to make...when you were on that diet...I put lemon juice in your water and then I was going to tell you at the end of the week so you would have to start all over again." Morgan looked up and glared at her and threw a marshmallow. "Do you want to play fluffy bunny?" she asked. Tasha looked up." Huh?"
Morgan rolled her eyes." You know..you put as many marshmallows as you can in your mouth and try to say fluffy bu...." "I KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT MORGAN BUT RIGHT NOW I AM MORE WORRIED ABOUT TRYNG NOT TO GET KILLED!!"Tasha yelled. Morgan raised her eyebrow." Sorry," she said. Tasha forgave her. "So what are we going to do?" she asked. Morgan shrugged. "I dunno...I just want to eat my marshmallows." Tasha sighed."I know you do but right now we have to think.." "I have an idea..why down you just wake up?" Morgan said. "Huh? What are you talking about...." Then everything went blurry and Tasha opened her eyes. She was lying on the floor. "UH...what happened?" she asked. Morgan smirked. "You were walking to the couch with all my candy and you tripped on the rug and knocked yourself out." Tasha rubbed her head. "Yeah but what about the lint monster?" Morgan handed her the pitcher of water. "Uh *right* Tasha...here drink this."
Tasha looked at the water pitcher and yelled, "Dear God, I gotta empty the lint trap!" and she jumped up and ran to the laundry room. Morgan shrugged and went to the pantry. She dug through it for a minute and pulled out a bag of marshmallows. She went back to the living room and sat down. She could hear Tasha sneezing as she emptied the dryer's lint trap. Then Tasha came back in and clapped her hands. "Lets see a lint monster try to build itself in that trap!" Morgan raised an eyebrow then threw the marshmallow bag at Tasha. "Wanna play fluffy bunny?"
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*A/N* Yeah I know its kinda pointless but like I said, you needed to read this before my next LOTR story, which has to do with the whole "Cleansing your Spirit" thing. I'll get it up as soon as possible.