Keitaro The Unstoppable
Naru, Kitsune, and Motoko were all hiding in the attic trying to figure out a way to stop Keitaro. Motoko's sword wouldn't work, Naru's punches had no effect, and Kitsune's booze would only make him crazier. (Mmm Booze)
Naru: What are we gonna do?! We can't hide here forever!
Kitsune: Yeah, I haven't drank since this morning and I'm gettin' the shakes! I want my BOOZE!!!
Naru: Keep it down he might hear you! We need to figure out what's made Keitaro invincible. Did anyone notice anything different about him?
Motoko: Well he did look more serious then usual.
Kitsune: Oh! He was wearing a bandana! And he asked me if extensions were "yummy"!
Motoko: Only one person would ask that question...
The door to the attic slowly begins to open and the three girls back into a corner. Su pops up and waves.
Su: Heyas! Have you seen Keitaro around?
Climbing all the way into the attic Naru and the others notice that she's packin' heat.
Motoko: Su close the door, Urashima might find us and try to take advantage one of us!
Su: No he won't (smiling confidently).
Naru: Su did you alter Keitaro's consciousness?
Su: Nope, I used my mind control bandana to make him seek out catch, cook, and deliver Tama-chan to me. But something happened and the controls shorted out and now he's invincible, immortal and unstoppable.
Naru: But where in that did you mention him not taking advantage of us?
Su: I didn't I just said that so you would hear me out first. There's a 85% chance that he will seek out Naru and try something kinky with her. And a 15% chance that he will find Tama-chan then turn back to normal after she's cooked and in my tummy. (Su starts to drool thinking of Tama-stew)
Naru: WHAT?! Oh God someone hide me!
Kitsune smiled devilishly
Kitsune: You know if it does come to that I have some "toys" in my closet I could let you--
Naru: SHUT-UP!!! Kitsune if you don't help me I'm feeding you to that sexually predator!
Kitsune: Ha you don't have the guts!
The hallway outside Naru's room
Kitsune was tied up and hung by a rope.
Kitsune: Hey this isn't funny get me down!!!
Naru, Su, and Motoko watched from Naru's room waiting for Keitaro to show himself.
Kitsune: This isn't funny! Okay you've made your point now get me--
Thump!
Kitsune: What was that?
Nearly wetting herself Kitsune tries to struggle free.
Thump!
Naru: Are you guys ready?
Su and Motoko nodded their heads and got ready to spring.
Kitsune spots Keitaro at the other end of the hallway and begins to panic even more. Naru and Motoko watch through the crack in the door ready to commence their attack, while Su sits to one side thinking of what Shinobu's making for lunch. Suddenly Keitaro wanders into their vision. Keitaro staggers slowly toward Kitsune who's still trying to get free.
Keitaro: Kitsoone...(Groans like a zombie)
Kitsune: Oh God someone help me Dammit, I'll share my booze just please get me out.
Naru, Motoko, and Su jump out of Naru's room just as Keitaro lunges at Kitsune.
Naru: Freeze you perverted zombie!!! (Naru how's up a gun with the label "By Su" on the side)
Keitaro turns his attention to Naru and begins to advance on her.
Kitsune: Hey what the Hell am I chopped liver!?!?
Keitaro not taking his eyes off of Naru swats in her direction as if to say "whatever". Naru pulls the trigger on her gun and it fires a stream of sub-zero liquid. Letting out a Godzilla-like cry Keitaro freezes in place completely incased in a block of ice. Motoko then points her sword at the block of ice and grunts.
Motoko: Now I'm gonna neuter (I think that's how you spell it) this monster so we not need worry of future "Surprises"!
Naru: Hmm, that sound like a good...Hey wait! You can't be that rash!
Su: Are nuturs yummy is it like nougat?
The three played rock/paper/scissors to see whose room they would keep Keitaro in until Su could find a way to reverse his "condition".
Naru, Motoko, and Su: Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!
Naru and Su both throw rock and Motoko (a sucker for shape objects) throws scissors. Motoko with her fingers still out collapses where she stands.
Naru: She won't be getting up anytime soon.
Su: How's about we keep him in my room? I could cool bananas on him!
Naru: No way! Who knows what kind of weird experiments you'll do on him while he's frozen.
Su: Then how's about your room? You love him NEway!
Naru: Like Hell I could ever like that pervert!
Both the girls pause for a moment the get a shine in their eyes. They both shoot a look at Kitsune, tired from trying to escape from the ropes. Kitsune notices both Naru and Su smiling at her and a huge sweat drop goes down the side of her head.
Kitsune: HELL NO!!! You're not putting that, that Thing in my room!
Naru smiling sinisterly: okay if you object the clearly say so.
Kitsune opens her mouth to speak, but Su slaps a strip of duct tape over her mouth. Kitsune's muffled arguments go unheard and Keitaro's ice prison is moved to her room. Kitsune is locked in her room with the frozen Keitaro. She sits in one corner of her room sitting silently watching him killing bottle after bottle of saké. After her fourth bottle she passes out, passing out being the easiest way to sleep with your frozen landlord in your room.
SCRATCH, SCRATCH, CRACK!! THUMP!
Kitsune woke up next to her clock with a bad headache and a pain in her gut.
Kitsune: Damn it's only 2:00 a.m. (Turns to the lump of ice with Keitaro inside)
Stumbling toward the ice lump, Kitsune trips and falls into a body shaped mold inside the ice.
Kitsune: What the Hell where's Keitaro?
CRASH!!!
Kitsune turns her attention to her door to find it's been broken through (Not saying much since their doors are made of paper and wooden frames). Kitsune runs to the hallway and looks back and forth, but Keitaro's vanished.
Kitsune: Oh shit he's loose! (Kitsune shrugs her shoulders, covers her door with a spare blanket and plops down on her couch). Whatever....ZZZzzzZZzzZz...Saké...for me? ZZZzzz...sure...back up the truck...ZZzzz.
Keitaro drops silently to the floor, from the ceiling and looks back and forth.
Keitaro: Naaarooo.....(thinking) I need to take a leak! Go to the bathroom...BATHROOM!!!
Naru, Kitsune, and Motoko were all hiding in the attic trying to figure out a way to stop Keitaro. Motoko's sword wouldn't work, Naru's punches had no effect, and Kitsune's booze would only make him crazier. (Mmm Booze)
Naru: What are we gonna do?! We can't hide here forever!
Kitsune: Yeah, I haven't drank since this morning and I'm gettin' the shakes! I want my BOOZE!!!
Naru: Keep it down he might hear you! We need to figure out what's made Keitaro invincible. Did anyone notice anything different about him?
Motoko: Well he did look more serious then usual.
Kitsune: Oh! He was wearing a bandana! And he asked me if extensions were "yummy"!
Motoko: Only one person would ask that question...
The door to the attic slowly begins to open and the three girls back into a corner. Su pops up and waves.
Su: Heyas! Have you seen Keitaro around?
Climbing all the way into the attic Naru and the others notice that she's packin' heat.
Motoko: Su close the door, Urashima might find us and try to take advantage one of us!
Su: No he won't (smiling confidently).
Naru: Su did you alter Keitaro's consciousness?
Su: Nope, I used my mind control bandana to make him seek out catch, cook, and deliver Tama-chan to me. But something happened and the controls shorted out and now he's invincible, immortal and unstoppable.
Naru: But where in that did you mention him not taking advantage of us?
Su: I didn't I just said that so you would hear me out first. There's a 85% chance that he will seek out Naru and try something kinky with her. And a 15% chance that he will find Tama-chan then turn back to normal after she's cooked and in my tummy. (Su starts to drool thinking of Tama-stew)
Naru: WHAT?! Oh God someone hide me!
Kitsune smiled devilishly
Kitsune: You know if it does come to that I have some "toys" in my closet I could let you--
Naru: SHUT-UP!!! Kitsune if you don't help me I'm feeding you to that sexually predator!
Kitsune: Ha you don't have the guts!
The hallway outside Naru's room
Kitsune was tied up and hung by a rope.
Kitsune: Hey this isn't funny get me down!!!
Naru, Su, and Motoko watched from Naru's room waiting for Keitaro to show himself.
Kitsune: This isn't funny! Okay you've made your point now get me--
Thump!
Kitsune: What was that?
Nearly wetting herself Kitsune tries to struggle free.
Thump!
Naru: Are you guys ready?
Su and Motoko nodded their heads and got ready to spring.
Kitsune spots Keitaro at the other end of the hallway and begins to panic even more. Naru and Motoko watch through the crack in the door ready to commence their attack, while Su sits to one side thinking of what Shinobu's making for lunch. Suddenly Keitaro wanders into their vision. Keitaro staggers slowly toward Kitsune who's still trying to get free.
Keitaro: Kitsoone...(Groans like a zombie)
Kitsune: Oh God someone help me Dammit, I'll share my booze just please get me out.
Naru, Motoko, and Su jump out of Naru's room just as Keitaro lunges at Kitsune.
Naru: Freeze you perverted zombie!!! (Naru how's up a gun with the label "By Su" on the side)
Keitaro turns his attention to Naru and begins to advance on her.
Kitsune: Hey what the Hell am I chopped liver!?!?
Keitaro not taking his eyes off of Naru swats in her direction as if to say "whatever". Naru pulls the trigger on her gun and it fires a stream of sub-zero liquid. Letting out a Godzilla-like cry Keitaro freezes in place completely incased in a block of ice. Motoko then points her sword at the block of ice and grunts.
Motoko: Now I'm gonna neuter (I think that's how you spell it) this monster so we not need worry of future "Surprises"!
Naru: Hmm, that sound like a good...Hey wait! You can't be that rash!
Su: Are nuturs yummy is it like nougat?
The three played rock/paper/scissors to see whose room they would keep Keitaro in until Su could find a way to reverse his "condition".
Naru, Motoko, and Su: Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!
Naru and Su both throw rock and Motoko (a sucker for shape objects) throws scissors. Motoko with her fingers still out collapses where she stands.
Naru: She won't be getting up anytime soon.
Su: How's about we keep him in my room? I could cool bananas on him!
Naru: No way! Who knows what kind of weird experiments you'll do on him while he's frozen.
Su: Then how's about your room? You love him NEway!
Naru: Like Hell I could ever like that pervert!
Both the girls pause for a moment the get a shine in their eyes. They both shoot a look at Kitsune, tired from trying to escape from the ropes. Kitsune notices both Naru and Su smiling at her and a huge sweat drop goes down the side of her head.
Kitsune: HELL NO!!! You're not putting that, that Thing in my room!
Naru smiling sinisterly: okay if you object the clearly say so.
Kitsune opens her mouth to speak, but Su slaps a strip of duct tape over her mouth. Kitsune's muffled arguments go unheard and Keitaro's ice prison is moved to her room. Kitsune is locked in her room with the frozen Keitaro. She sits in one corner of her room sitting silently watching him killing bottle after bottle of saké. After her fourth bottle she passes out, passing out being the easiest way to sleep with your frozen landlord in your room.
SCRATCH, SCRATCH, CRACK!! THUMP!
Kitsune woke up next to her clock with a bad headache and a pain in her gut.
Kitsune: Damn it's only 2:00 a.m. (Turns to the lump of ice with Keitaro inside)
Stumbling toward the ice lump, Kitsune trips and falls into a body shaped mold inside the ice.
Kitsune: What the Hell where's Keitaro?
CRASH!!!
Kitsune turns her attention to her door to find it's been broken through (Not saying much since their doors are made of paper and wooden frames). Kitsune runs to the hallway and looks back and forth, but Keitaro's vanished.
Kitsune: Oh shit he's loose! (Kitsune shrugs her shoulders, covers her door with a spare blanket and plops down on her couch). Whatever....ZZZzzzZZzzZz...Saké...for me? ZZZzzz...sure...back up the truck...ZZzzz.
Keitaro drops silently to the floor, from the ceiling and looks back and forth.
Keitaro: Naaarooo.....(thinking) I need to take a leak! Go to the bathroom...BATHROOM!!!