Lights out at the Hinata House

The sky was dark under the cloud cover as Motoko was sleeping uneasily in her room, twisting, turning, and swinging as if she had her sword.

Motoko: ZZZzzzz...Damn Urashima can't stop...peeping...Air Strike!

Sitting up quickly a chill ran down her spine. She needed to check to make sure that Keitaro was still frozen. It was probably from experience or maybe a sixth sense, but Motoko knew there was something wrong. Motoko worked her way through the dimly lit hallway to Kitsune's room.

Motoko: Kitsune, sorry to be bothering you this early, but I just wanted to check on--GACK!!!

Motoko pulled aside the blanket and saw Kitsune unconscious on her couch. Motoko then noticed that the block of ice that held Keitaro was short one landlord. Gripping her sword she stepped out if Kitsune's room and back into the hallway. Now both ends of the hallway seemed to stretch for miles.

Thump!

Motoko turned and slashed in the direction of the sound only to see Tama- chan with a glass of water on her back.

Tama-chan: Myuh!

Motoko freaked running the other way as fast as her feet could carry her. Eventually she found herself in...

Motoko: The beast's lair, Urashima's room. I know you're here Urashima show yourself!

Flush!

Motoko froze as she heard Keitaro's door begin to open slowly. Motoko raised her sword to attack Keitaro, but instantly froze as he entered the room. Keitaro had just returned from the bathroom, and in his zombie-like state, he forgot to pull up his pants (and underwear). Motoko dropped her sword and clamped her hands over her eyes.

Motoko: Great Buddha I'm blind, I'm blind!!!

Running in Circles Motoko tripped over her sword and hit her head on Keitaro's coffee table. Laying unconscious on the ground Keitaro kneeled down, picked her up, and tied her to a post outside. With her mouth duct taped she couldn't yell for help or warn the others. Keitaro (now with his pants up), under the Hinata House as going through the electrical wiring.

Keitaro thinking: Great what am I doing now? Hey no not tha--

FFFFFFFFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keitaro thinking: (Smoldering) --wire. This sucks, for the first time I'm invincible and immortal and I can't enjoy it. I'm to busy electrocuting myself!

Suddenly all the lights shut off and a still darkness swallowed the Hinata House.

Keitaro (still smoldering): They're gonna kill me when I'm back to normal.

Back inside

Naru and Su were both in Naru's room sleeping when Su woke up. Having noticed the nightlight went out, Su got up and went back to her room for a replacement. A few moments late Naru woke up looking for a glass of water. Naru hit the lights, but they didn't come on.

Naru: Huh? No lights? Whatever, where's my water?

Stumbling through the dark searching for her water when Naru tripped over a banana peel. Falling flat on her face.

Naru: Su would you please pick up your banana peels when you're done eating...(No response) Su?

Naru got up and walked over to where she and Su were sleeping and she was gone.

Naru: Su's gone? Great I better go look for her before Keitaro gets to her or vice versa.

Leaving the room armed with a flashlight. Naru walk down the silent hallways, her flashlight shining the path. CREEEEEKKKK!

Turning around Naru jumped as a pair of green glowing lights slowly approached her. Naru screamed and ran the other way, but tripped over a banana peal.

Naru: Oh my gawd I'm gonna be molested by Keitaro! Well it would be the first move he's made on me...

The green eyes suddenly disappeared and Naru heard a familiar cry.

Su: Hiyas! Could you repeat that last part?

Su smiled her usual smile handing Naru a pair of night-vision goggles. Naru took them still shocked into submission by Su.

Half an Hour Later

Naru and Su were well on Keitaro's path following Su's non-patented Keitaro- seeking-radar. They both look around them checking every corner as them make there way to the kitchen.

Naru: Hey Su why are we going to look for Keitaro in the kitchen?

Su: Look for Keitaro? I'm just going to get my midnight snack. ^_^

Naru held in her rage suddenly feeling a strange shiver creeping up her back. Su smiled raising her goggles and pointed her gun to the pitch-black hallway.

Su: (with a wide smile) I'll race you!

Running off into the darkness Naru tried to follow Su, but she couldn't keep up with the little foreign girl. Gasping for air Naru stopping to catch her breath.

Naru: *gasp* Where does that girl get all that energy? I need to sit *gasp* somewhere.

*Creeeek*

Naru: WHA! W-who's there!? I'm warning you, I'm armed! (cocking gun)

Spinning around Naru fix her gun on a frightened Shinobu, who was clutching one of her stuffed animals. Naru lowered her gun then sighed in relief. Shinobu fainted collapsing to the ground, bending over Naru pick up Shinobu and carried her to her room, then tucked her in.

Naru: This has been some night at least the sun will rise soon.

Two hands suddenly slapped around Naru's mouth and something started to drag her away.

Naru thinking: Shit I let my guard down for one minute and look what happens! Dammit Keitaro I'm gonna kill you!

Keitaro dragged Naru to the outside of the annex where two people can be bind together forever. Keitaro began to tear at the rope when,

Su(changed into her native dress): Keitaro I found you!

As if on command the cloud began to part showing the red moon high in the sky.

To be concluded