Red Moon Rumble
As if on command the cloud began to part revealing the brilliant shine of the red moon. When the rays from the moon touched Su's skin she did that whole transform thingy she does. Meanwhile Keitaro paid her no attention and continued to open the annex. (for the people who don't know, Su becomes an adult when the red moon light touches her skin)
(Fighting scene coming and I can't do fight scenes so work with me peoples)
Su: Keitaro! Stop this madness now, take off the bandana and I promise not to beat the living crap out of you.
Keitaro (thinking): Holy crap she's changed again! I'm gonna die a virgin!
Keitaro grunted and lowered his hands from the annex doors and moved Naru aside. Su approached the zombie that she created and prepared to fight him. Su and Keitaro stood about 20 feet from each other waiting for the right moment to strike.
Su (thinking): I have half an hour before sunrise and the red moon disappears for another year. This our last stand. Start the timer folks it's overtime.
Both Su and Keitaro stood perfectly still and everything was still, tumbleweed swept by in front of them, but still either of them moved. Meanwhile a few feet away from Keitaro, Naru was struggling to get free from the ropes.
Naru: Dammit where did that idiot learn to tie these ropes there impossible to get out of. (Think of it was Kanako's "Brimstone Turtle Binding" from book 12 of LH) Just wait till I get out I'm gonna tear you a new ass and shove your face up it!
Keitaro made the first move in this fight, charging head first at Su his arms thrust outward. Su charged broke into a sprint running at break-neck speed toward Keitaro. She reached out her arms then both of the fighter's hands met and their grips locked. Su was impressed by Keitaro's grip strength at first it almost crushed her hands.
Su: Incredible how did Keitaro get such strong a grip!?
Naru (thinking): I could take a guess.
Su snapped her arms down forcing Keitaro to stumble forward as Su raised her knee smacking Keitaro in the face. As the pervert zombie stumbled back he hit the annex doors. Su followed him with a flying jump kick and they were both forced inside the annex.
Su: Keitaro I won't ask again, surrender yourself to avoid a further ass kick.
Keitaro shook is head and jumped to his feet and lunged at Su grabbing her around the neck, lifting her into the air.
Keitaro (thinking): Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!!!!
(Sun rise in 17.05 minutes)
Su Kick her feet nailing Keitaro in balls several dozen times, but there was no physical response.
Keitaro (thinking): @&%$ HOLY HELL MY BALLS!!!!!!
Beginning to feel light headed Su reached out for the bandana. As soon as she placed her hands on it Keitaro dropped her and grasped his head gear.
Su (thinking): So when someone goes for the bandana he drops what he's doing and adjusts it. Hmm.
Su reached under her dress and (in true anime fashion) pulled out a ridiculously giant laser cannon with the label "by Su" on the side. Aimed it at Keitaro and pulled the trigger. Keitaro just barely dodged as a huge ass beam blew the annex a new "elephant door".
Su: Oh wait a minute.this isn't my tazer.oops.
Keitaro (thinking): What the Hell did she mean by "OOPS!!!"
(Sun rise in 10.53 minutes and Naru's still struggling with the rope ^_^)
Su grit her teeth ran up to Keitaro and kicked him in the head.
He went flying through the roof and disappeared into the sky.
Su looked up, but didn't see him, suddenly Keitaro barged into the annex with Naru swung over his shoulder and shisui in the other hand. (shisui is Motoko's sword) Dropping Naru on her ass Keitaro charged at Su with the sword raised high. Su reached under her dress again and pulled out a light saber.
Keitaro: Uurgh? (Translation: What?)
Su cupped one hand over her mouth and lowered her voice.
Su (Darth Vader sounding): Take it off Keitaro!!!
Su slashed at Keitaro who parried and followed with a stab.
Keitaro: Ruughm ruuh myooh! (I'm never take it off! )
Su (Darth Vader sounding): But if you take it off I'll give you a black one and a cape chics dig the cape.
Keitaro goes for a stab, but Su blocks it and accidentally cuts off his hand.
Keitaro: Glurumb Groow Rumled! (Hey I only got two of thoughs!)
Su (Darth Vader sounding): That's okay, in the end you get another one, a really cool robot one. ^_^
Keitaro falls to one knee and Su raises the blade to him forehead. Su cut the bandana off and retracted the light saber.
(Sun rise in 0.30 seconds)
Keitaro returned back to normal and took one look at his hand.
Keitaro: My (falls flat on his back)
Su leaned down over Keitaro and kissed him on the cheek.
Su: I'm glad you're back to normal Keitaro, I love you.
The moon faded as the sun rose high in the sky and Keitaro was out like a light. Naru had struggled free and ran back to the Hina House.
(Later that day around the after noon)
Keitaro sat up suddenly and he found himself on his futon. He was soaked in sweat and he looks at his hand.
Keitaro: Oh thank God, it's still attached. Guess I was just dreaming that nightmare.
Suddenly Haruka burst through the door and began to strangle Keitaro.
Haruka: What the fuck happened to the annex?!?!
Keitaro: What? What's wrong with the annex? Haruka: The annex is trashed and there's a hole in the back big enough to fit an elephant!!! You did do what I think you did, did you?! Did you go in to the annex last night?!
Keitaro: Holy shit it wasn't a dream!
Keitaro ran out his door and bummed into Su in the hallway.
Su: Ouchy!
Keitaro: Su! I'm sorry!
Su: That's okay.
She jumped on Keitaro's back and smiled playfully.
Su: gitty up horse! Go! Go! Go!
Keitaro: Su get off my back please there's something important I need to talk to you about!
Su hopped off and stared curiously at Keitaro.
Keitaro: Did you fight me in the annex last night and cut off my hand and tell me that you loved me!?
Su: Silly Keitaro I didn't do that last night!
Keitaro sighed in relief, but then only to hear,
Su: That happened this morning just before sun rise why? ^_^
Keitaro: If two people confess their love in the annex then their bind together for all of eternity! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then Motoko, Kitsune, and Naru surround Keitaro and gave him that "I'm gonna kill you" look.
*POW!, CRACK!!, KICK!!, CUTTING AIR SPARKS!!!!*
THE END...possible just the beginning.
Phew, well that's Su's Latest Invention I'm so happy this is my first finished fic! Please leave a review I'm not getting many and I'm paranoid that people don't like me. See you next time Love Hina fans.
P.S. Keep your eyes out for my upcoming fics(most all of which will be Su based) like Secret Agent Su and I may do some song fics(Bum, bum buummmmmm!) any suggestion, email me at celticguardian80@yahoo.com see ya later and thanks for reading.
Love Hina lover,
Krimson
Shout out to: Bruce, Shira, Morgan, Karli, Amanda, maybe Zach, and Lauren! Thanx for putting up with me guys!
As if on command the cloud began to part revealing the brilliant shine of the red moon. When the rays from the moon touched Su's skin she did that whole transform thingy she does. Meanwhile Keitaro paid her no attention and continued to open the annex. (for the people who don't know, Su becomes an adult when the red moon light touches her skin)
(Fighting scene coming and I can't do fight scenes so work with me peoples)
Su: Keitaro! Stop this madness now, take off the bandana and I promise not to beat the living crap out of you.
Keitaro (thinking): Holy crap she's changed again! I'm gonna die a virgin!
Keitaro grunted and lowered his hands from the annex doors and moved Naru aside. Su approached the zombie that she created and prepared to fight him. Su and Keitaro stood about 20 feet from each other waiting for the right moment to strike.
Su (thinking): I have half an hour before sunrise and the red moon disappears for another year. This our last stand. Start the timer folks it's overtime.
Both Su and Keitaro stood perfectly still and everything was still, tumbleweed swept by in front of them, but still either of them moved. Meanwhile a few feet away from Keitaro, Naru was struggling to get free from the ropes.
Naru: Dammit where did that idiot learn to tie these ropes there impossible to get out of. (Think of it was Kanako's "Brimstone Turtle Binding" from book 12 of LH) Just wait till I get out I'm gonna tear you a new ass and shove your face up it!
Keitaro made the first move in this fight, charging head first at Su his arms thrust outward. Su charged broke into a sprint running at break-neck speed toward Keitaro. She reached out her arms then both of the fighter's hands met and their grips locked. Su was impressed by Keitaro's grip strength at first it almost crushed her hands.
Su: Incredible how did Keitaro get such strong a grip!?
Naru (thinking): I could take a guess.
Su snapped her arms down forcing Keitaro to stumble forward as Su raised her knee smacking Keitaro in the face. As the pervert zombie stumbled back he hit the annex doors. Su followed him with a flying jump kick and they were both forced inside the annex.
Su: Keitaro I won't ask again, surrender yourself to avoid a further ass kick.
Keitaro shook is head and jumped to his feet and lunged at Su grabbing her around the neck, lifting her into the air.
Keitaro (thinking): Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!!!!
(Sun rise in 17.05 minutes)
Su Kick her feet nailing Keitaro in balls several dozen times, but there was no physical response.
Keitaro (thinking): @&%$ HOLY HELL MY BALLS!!!!!!
Beginning to feel light headed Su reached out for the bandana. As soon as she placed her hands on it Keitaro dropped her and grasped his head gear.
Su (thinking): So when someone goes for the bandana he drops what he's doing and adjusts it. Hmm.
Su reached under her dress and (in true anime fashion) pulled out a ridiculously giant laser cannon with the label "by Su" on the side. Aimed it at Keitaro and pulled the trigger. Keitaro just barely dodged as a huge ass beam blew the annex a new "elephant door".
Su: Oh wait a minute.this isn't my tazer.oops.
Keitaro (thinking): What the Hell did she mean by "OOPS!!!"
(Sun rise in 10.53 minutes and Naru's still struggling with the rope ^_^)
Su grit her teeth ran up to Keitaro and kicked him in the head.
He went flying through the roof and disappeared into the sky.
Su looked up, but didn't see him, suddenly Keitaro barged into the annex with Naru swung over his shoulder and shisui in the other hand. (shisui is Motoko's sword) Dropping Naru on her ass Keitaro charged at Su with the sword raised high. Su reached under her dress again and pulled out a light saber.
Keitaro: Uurgh? (Translation: What?)
Su cupped one hand over her mouth and lowered her voice.
Su (Darth Vader sounding): Take it off Keitaro!!!
Su slashed at Keitaro who parried and followed with a stab.
Keitaro: Ruughm ruuh myooh! (I'm never take it off! )
Su (Darth Vader sounding): But if you take it off I'll give you a black one and a cape chics dig the cape.
Keitaro goes for a stab, but Su blocks it and accidentally cuts off his hand.
Keitaro: Glurumb Groow Rumled! (Hey I only got two of thoughs!)
Su (Darth Vader sounding): That's okay, in the end you get another one, a really cool robot one. ^_^
Keitaro falls to one knee and Su raises the blade to him forehead. Su cut the bandana off and retracted the light saber.
(Sun rise in 0.30 seconds)
Keitaro returned back to normal and took one look at his hand.
Keitaro: My (falls flat on his back)
Su leaned down over Keitaro and kissed him on the cheek.
Su: I'm glad you're back to normal Keitaro, I love you.
The moon faded as the sun rose high in the sky and Keitaro was out like a light. Naru had struggled free and ran back to the Hina House.
(Later that day around the after noon)
Keitaro sat up suddenly and he found himself on his futon. He was soaked in sweat and he looks at his hand.
Keitaro: Oh thank God, it's still attached. Guess I was just dreaming that nightmare.
Suddenly Haruka burst through the door and began to strangle Keitaro.
Haruka: What the fuck happened to the annex?!?!
Keitaro: What? What's wrong with the annex? Haruka: The annex is trashed and there's a hole in the back big enough to fit an elephant!!! You did do what I think you did, did you?! Did you go in to the annex last night?!
Keitaro: Holy shit it wasn't a dream!
Keitaro ran out his door and bummed into Su in the hallway.
Su: Ouchy!
Keitaro: Su! I'm sorry!
Su: That's okay.
She jumped on Keitaro's back and smiled playfully.
Su: gitty up horse! Go! Go! Go!
Keitaro: Su get off my back please there's something important I need to talk to you about!
Su hopped off and stared curiously at Keitaro.
Keitaro: Did you fight me in the annex last night and cut off my hand and tell me that you loved me!?
Su: Silly Keitaro I didn't do that last night!
Keitaro sighed in relief, but then only to hear,
Su: That happened this morning just before sun rise why? ^_^
Keitaro: If two people confess their love in the annex then their bind together for all of eternity! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then Motoko, Kitsune, and Naru surround Keitaro and gave him that "I'm gonna kill you" look.
*POW!, CRACK!!, KICK!!, CUTTING AIR SPARKS!!!!*
THE END...possible just the beginning.
Phew, well that's Su's Latest Invention I'm so happy this is my first finished fic! Please leave a review I'm not getting many and I'm paranoid that people don't like me. See you next time Love Hina fans.
P.S. Keep your eyes out for my upcoming fics(most all of which will be Su based) like Secret Agent Su and I may do some song fics(Bum, bum buummmmmm!) any suggestion, email me at celticguardian80@yahoo.com see ya later and thanks for reading.
Love Hina lover,
Krimson
Shout out to: Bruce, Shira, Morgan, Karli, Amanda, maybe Zach, and Lauren! Thanx for putting up with me guys!