ths is my 1st fic so you better be nice and review me. OKAAAY??? thx! u r da best!

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one day riku and sora were playin on da beach.

riku: hey

sora: wha?

riku: im bored, wanna do somethin?

sora: ok!

*silence

sora: ...like what?

riku: rob a bank!

sora: @.@

riku: wha? *frowns*

sora: u r nuts, man. my mom would kiiilll me

riku: i was just jokin!

sora: wht CAN we do then?

riku: lets go get some seagull eggs

[an: sick of this...there names suk! agh, s=sora & r=riku, k?]

s: ?

r: then we drop em on tidus and wakka!

s: *rols around laughin*

r: i kno! HAHA!

s: lets go!

riku and sora climb da palm tree. they steal eggs from da nest.

r: oh no! mama bird's comin!

s: *slides down tree*

da seagull sweeps down and riku jumps offa da tree.

s: RUN!

they run down da beach and hide in da secret place.

r: phew. did we lose it???

s: i dunno.

r: hey sora...

s: *blink*

r: wanna make out?

s: WHAT?

r: you know...were old enough now...its ok if we--

kairi: *bursts in* HEY GUYS!

s: *under his breath* you always show up @ the right time...

k: oh sora, theres this bird outside and--

r: *pshing karii out* lets go see, kairi!

k: @_@

they get out on da beach.

k: there it is! lets go inside now, ok?!!?!11

s: *picks up a rock*

k: *bakcs away* what r u gonna do with th-tht?

s: XD *throws rock @ bird*

the bird gets all pissed and strts chasin kairi down da beach

r & s: @_@

the bird knocks kairis head off.

k: *runs around w/o a head*

r & s: ...

riku and sora go to the secret place.

s: hey riku

r: ?

s: wanna make out?