After The Rock had a huge hit with The Scorpion King, Vince McMahon decided
it's time to move the WWE into the movie business. What would their first
project be? That's what they're deciding as of right now..
"I think we should do The Lion King." Chris Jericho suggested.
"Oh, and why's that?" Shane McMahon asked.
"So he can be Simba and finally learn how to really sing." Stephanie McMahon replied.
"Hey, shut up!" Chris growled.
"I have an idea, why not do a TV series rather than a movie?" The Hurricane came in.
"Hm, that's a pretty good idea." Shannon Moore agreed.
"What TV show then?" Chris began to think.
"How about DragonBall Z?" Spanky walked over.
"That's a great idea!" Vince McMahon agreed.
"Really, you think?" Spanky was shocked.
"Why not."
"Great, now let's get the cast!"
"Not so fast, who died and put you in charge Spanky?"
"Well definitely not you, Vince."
"Dam strait!"
"But it was my idea,"
"But it's my money,"
"So it should be my show."
"And so I run this place."
"What are you talking about?" Vince and Spanky growled and got in each other's face.
"Why can't you work on it together?" Chris butted in.
"That's a good suggestion." Spanky began to consider it. "We'll call it: Spanky and Vince present WWE Z."
"Ahem?"
"Ok, Vince and Spanky presents WWE Z."
"Ahem!"
"Fine, Vince presents WWE Z.." Spanky reluctantly gave in to Vince's demands.
"That's much better." Vince smiled. Spanky sighed sadly. "Now, let's hold the auditions."
"Ok, but since I know DBZ and you don't, I'll take care of this."
"Oh and what gives you that right?"
"Does the title 'executive producer' mean anything to you?"
"Executive producer?"
"We'll talk."
"Fine, you go do your executive producer casting stuff, I'm going to count my money." Vince walked out of the room, leaving Spanky in charge of the superstars.
"For the first day, I'll only be asking for specific characters, tomorrow we'll work on it all around." Spanky cleared his throat and sat in the director's chair with a megaphone. "I already have some ideas for some characters, while I go over it, why don't you help yourselves to the snack table. I don't know how long we'll have it."
"Well, the teamsters said they'd pick it up this weekend." Stephanie replied.
"Yea, teamsters, that'll happen." Shane joked and everyone laughed.
As everyone helped themselves to the snack table, Spanky was hard at work scribbling away on his clipboard. After about half an hour he was done.
"Gather around all, here I have posted the first group. I'll print up the scripts in the other room, so if you have a part assigned then come get one." Spanky walked into a room backstage in the studio.
There were only a few people on there who Spanky had wanted to play certain people, they were: Goldberg as Napa, Nathan Jones and Jayce, Rocky as Cell, Big Show as Buu, Paul Heyman as Babidi, Crash as Krillin, RVD as Yamcha, Kurt Angle as Tien, Rey Mysterio as Chaitzou, Chris Jericho as Gohan, and Hulk Hogan as Master Roshi.
"Hey, how come Jericho gets to be Gohan?" The Hurricane complained as he scrolled up and down the sheet. "My names not on here."
"Well isn't it obvious?" Chris's ego swelled. "He wants talented actors." He walked into the other room.
"Oh yea? We'll see about that." Hurricane stomped after Chris.
"Here you go Chris, here's your starting character guide." Spanky handed the paper packet to Chris.
"Hey, Spanky!" Hurricane stormed into the room before Chris could leave.
"Oh hey Helms, sorry, I can't find your name." Spanky looked at his clipboard.
"That's the problem, why am I not Gohan? I mean, Chris isn't smart or strong at all."
"Hey!" Chris growled, hurt.
"You make an excellent point Hurricane." Spanky smiled as he put a hand on Hurricane's shoulder, he grinned eagerly. "You'll be the perfect part for the Great Saiyaman."
"What!" Hurricane's jaw dropped.
"Oh, burn!" Chris laughed and used this time to make his exit. Hurricane got his character packet and left the room in a disappointed rage.
"Ok that's it for now, we'll hold auditions later this afternoon and tomorrow I'll have the finalized cast." Spanky said as he came out of the room wearing a Hollywood visor.
"It's official, the power's gone to his head." Shane whispered to his sister.
"Don't worry, dad's used to having an ego." She replied.
"Yes that's true, however I'm talking about that Spanky guy." Shane corrected.
"Oh, well, some competition should be healthy for dad." Stephanie nodded.
Some healthy competition hu Steph? Well, as Spanky finalizes the cast, we'll just have to see about that..
Finalized cast:
Goku- Triple H Gohan- Chris Jericho Vegeta- Val Venus Trunks- Christian Piccolo- Bubba Rey Bulma- Lita Chi-Chi- Stephanie McMahon Videl- Molly Holly Hurcule- Hardcore Holly Raditz- X-Pac Napa- Goldberg Freeza- Kane Cooler- Undertaker King Cold- Paul Bearer Captain Ginyu- Vince McMahon Jayce- Nathan Jones Recoom- Rikishi Burter- Kevin Nash Guldo- Jamie Noble Cell- The Rock Buu- Big Show Babidi- Paul Heyman Zarbon- Goldust Dodoria- Booker T Guru- JR Krillin- Crash Kami- Sgt. Slaughter Tien- Kurt Angle Yamcha- Rob Van Dam Chaitzou- Rey Mysterio King Kai- Ric Flair Supreme Kai- Shane McMahon Nail- D-Von Dudley Dende- Spike Dudley Great Saiyaman- The Hurricane Goten- Edge Pan- Ivory Android 16- Brock Lesnar Android 17- Steven Richards Android 18- Victoria Android 19- Mark Henry Android 20- Eric Bishoff Garlic Jr.- Chris Benoit Ox King- Al Snow Bardok- Shawn Michaels Debura- Rico Marron- Trish Stratus Master Roshi- Hulk Hogan Bulla- Terri Baby- Rhyno
"May I present to you, WWE Z!" Spanky cried as everyone held their character packets.
"Well genius, what now?" Stephanie McMahon asked.
"Chill," Shane quickly scanned his script. "Chi-Chi."
"Shut up," Stephanie flipped through her script. "Supreme Kai."
"Good, we're all getting into character." Spanky smiled with a nod.
"Hey Goldberg, I mean Napa, is it true that you hate planes?" Chris Jericho taunted with a snicker.
"Shut up boy!" Goldberg yelled and grabbed Chris by the neck and raised him up into the air, strangling him.
"What the hell do you think you're doing Gold- uh, Napa?" The Hurricane cried.
"Helping Jeri- I mean, Gohan, get into character." Goldberg tightened his grip.
"Oh, well that makes sense." The Hurricane smiled and walked off. Eventually Goldberg let go and walked off, letting Jericho collapse in a heap on the floor.
"Get used to that, Gohan, you'll be going through a lot of it." Triple H laughed.
"Hunter, I mean Goku, he's our son." Stephanie reminded.
"AH!"
"Hey the feeling is mutual, dad." Jericho emphasized the word 'dad'.
"Shut up son, or I'll give you a spanking." Triple H shook a finger mockingly.
"Somebody call?" Spanky ran into the room.
"Uh, no?" Stephanie looked around a little confused.
"Never mind." Spanky shook his head. "Ok, I've just gone over this with Vince, we're gonna start from the beginning."
"You mean with Raditz?" Jericho asked.
"No, the beginning."
"Yea, the Saiyan Saga."
"No, from the beginning timeline wise, not by release date."
"Hu?"
"We're going to start with Bardok's rebellion against Freeza."
"But that's a movie."
"So?"
"We're doing a TV show."
"And?"
"Uh.."
"And, we need to set the scene and start off at the very beginning." Spanky continued.
"Well what about King Vegeta and Bardok's team?" Jericho pointed out.
"Oh, I never cast them."
"Aw, isn't that nice."
"Jericho, nobody likes sarcasm."
"Sure they do Spanky." Jericho grinned.
"Guys, I hate to cut in here." Val Venus tried to cut in.
"Stay out of this hot shot!" Spanky and Jericho growled at the same time. Val held up his hands and took a few steps back.
"Whoa Vegeta, you're not gonna take that like nothing, are you?" Triple H asked.
"Why not?"
"Man, you're waaaaaaay out of character."
Now that the main cast is set, the start of Bardok: The Father Of Goku is about to begin.
"I think we should do The Lion King." Chris Jericho suggested.
"Oh, and why's that?" Shane McMahon asked.
"So he can be Simba and finally learn how to really sing." Stephanie McMahon replied.
"Hey, shut up!" Chris growled.
"I have an idea, why not do a TV series rather than a movie?" The Hurricane came in.
"Hm, that's a pretty good idea." Shannon Moore agreed.
"What TV show then?" Chris began to think.
"How about DragonBall Z?" Spanky walked over.
"That's a great idea!" Vince McMahon agreed.
"Really, you think?" Spanky was shocked.
"Why not."
"Great, now let's get the cast!"
"Not so fast, who died and put you in charge Spanky?"
"Well definitely not you, Vince."
"Dam strait!"
"But it was my idea,"
"But it's my money,"
"So it should be my show."
"And so I run this place."
"What are you talking about?" Vince and Spanky growled and got in each other's face.
"Why can't you work on it together?" Chris butted in.
"That's a good suggestion." Spanky began to consider it. "We'll call it: Spanky and Vince present WWE Z."
"Ahem?"
"Ok, Vince and Spanky presents WWE Z."
"Ahem!"
"Fine, Vince presents WWE Z.." Spanky reluctantly gave in to Vince's demands.
"That's much better." Vince smiled. Spanky sighed sadly. "Now, let's hold the auditions."
"Ok, but since I know DBZ and you don't, I'll take care of this."
"Oh and what gives you that right?"
"Does the title 'executive producer' mean anything to you?"
"Executive producer?"
"We'll talk."
"Fine, you go do your executive producer casting stuff, I'm going to count my money." Vince walked out of the room, leaving Spanky in charge of the superstars.
"For the first day, I'll only be asking for specific characters, tomorrow we'll work on it all around." Spanky cleared his throat and sat in the director's chair with a megaphone. "I already have some ideas for some characters, while I go over it, why don't you help yourselves to the snack table. I don't know how long we'll have it."
"Well, the teamsters said they'd pick it up this weekend." Stephanie replied.
"Yea, teamsters, that'll happen." Shane joked and everyone laughed.
As everyone helped themselves to the snack table, Spanky was hard at work scribbling away on his clipboard. After about half an hour he was done.
"Gather around all, here I have posted the first group. I'll print up the scripts in the other room, so if you have a part assigned then come get one." Spanky walked into a room backstage in the studio.
There were only a few people on there who Spanky had wanted to play certain people, they were: Goldberg as Napa, Nathan Jones and Jayce, Rocky as Cell, Big Show as Buu, Paul Heyman as Babidi, Crash as Krillin, RVD as Yamcha, Kurt Angle as Tien, Rey Mysterio as Chaitzou, Chris Jericho as Gohan, and Hulk Hogan as Master Roshi.
"Hey, how come Jericho gets to be Gohan?" The Hurricane complained as he scrolled up and down the sheet. "My names not on here."
"Well isn't it obvious?" Chris's ego swelled. "He wants talented actors." He walked into the other room.
"Oh yea? We'll see about that." Hurricane stomped after Chris.
"Here you go Chris, here's your starting character guide." Spanky handed the paper packet to Chris.
"Hey, Spanky!" Hurricane stormed into the room before Chris could leave.
"Oh hey Helms, sorry, I can't find your name." Spanky looked at his clipboard.
"That's the problem, why am I not Gohan? I mean, Chris isn't smart or strong at all."
"Hey!" Chris growled, hurt.
"You make an excellent point Hurricane." Spanky smiled as he put a hand on Hurricane's shoulder, he grinned eagerly. "You'll be the perfect part for the Great Saiyaman."
"What!" Hurricane's jaw dropped.
"Oh, burn!" Chris laughed and used this time to make his exit. Hurricane got his character packet and left the room in a disappointed rage.
"Ok that's it for now, we'll hold auditions later this afternoon and tomorrow I'll have the finalized cast." Spanky said as he came out of the room wearing a Hollywood visor.
"It's official, the power's gone to his head." Shane whispered to his sister.
"Don't worry, dad's used to having an ego." She replied.
"Yes that's true, however I'm talking about that Spanky guy." Shane corrected.
"Oh, well, some competition should be healthy for dad." Stephanie nodded.
Some healthy competition hu Steph? Well, as Spanky finalizes the cast, we'll just have to see about that..
Finalized cast:
Goku- Triple H Gohan- Chris Jericho Vegeta- Val Venus Trunks- Christian Piccolo- Bubba Rey Bulma- Lita Chi-Chi- Stephanie McMahon Videl- Molly Holly Hurcule- Hardcore Holly Raditz- X-Pac Napa- Goldberg Freeza- Kane Cooler- Undertaker King Cold- Paul Bearer Captain Ginyu- Vince McMahon Jayce- Nathan Jones Recoom- Rikishi Burter- Kevin Nash Guldo- Jamie Noble Cell- The Rock Buu- Big Show Babidi- Paul Heyman Zarbon- Goldust Dodoria- Booker T Guru- JR Krillin- Crash Kami- Sgt. Slaughter Tien- Kurt Angle Yamcha- Rob Van Dam Chaitzou- Rey Mysterio King Kai- Ric Flair Supreme Kai- Shane McMahon Nail- D-Von Dudley Dende- Spike Dudley Great Saiyaman- The Hurricane Goten- Edge Pan- Ivory Android 16- Brock Lesnar Android 17- Steven Richards Android 18- Victoria Android 19- Mark Henry Android 20- Eric Bishoff Garlic Jr.- Chris Benoit Ox King- Al Snow Bardok- Shawn Michaels Debura- Rico Marron- Trish Stratus Master Roshi- Hulk Hogan Bulla- Terri Baby- Rhyno
"May I present to you, WWE Z!" Spanky cried as everyone held their character packets.
"Well genius, what now?" Stephanie McMahon asked.
"Chill," Shane quickly scanned his script. "Chi-Chi."
"Shut up," Stephanie flipped through her script. "Supreme Kai."
"Good, we're all getting into character." Spanky smiled with a nod.
"Hey Goldberg, I mean Napa, is it true that you hate planes?" Chris Jericho taunted with a snicker.
"Shut up boy!" Goldberg yelled and grabbed Chris by the neck and raised him up into the air, strangling him.
"What the hell do you think you're doing Gold- uh, Napa?" The Hurricane cried.
"Helping Jeri- I mean, Gohan, get into character." Goldberg tightened his grip.
"Oh, well that makes sense." The Hurricane smiled and walked off. Eventually Goldberg let go and walked off, letting Jericho collapse in a heap on the floor.
"Get used to that, Gohan, you'll be going through a lot of it." Triple H laughed.
"Hunter, I mean Goku, he's our son." Stephanie reminded.
"AH!"
"Hey the feeling is mutual, dad." Jericho emphasized the word 'dad'.
"Shut up son, or I'll give you a spanking." Triple H shook a finger mockingly.
"Somebody call?" Spanky ran into the room.
"Uh, no?" Stephanie looked around a little confused.
"Never mind." Spanky shook his head. "Ok, I've just gone over this with Vince, we're gonna start from the beginning."
"You mean with Raditz?" Jericho asked.
"No, the beginning."
"Yea, the Saiyan Saga."
"No, from the beginning timeline wise, not by release date."
"Hu?"
"We're going to start with Bardok's rebellion against Freeza."
"But that's a movie."
"So?"
"We're doing a TV show."
"And?"
"Uh.."
"And, we need to set the scene and start off at the very beginning." Spanky continued.
"Well what about King Vegeta and Bardok's team?" Jericho pointed out.
"Oh, I never cast them."
"Aw, isn't that nice."
"Jericho, nobody likes sarcasm."
"Sure they do Spanky." Jericho grinned.
"Guys, I hate to cut in here." Val Venus tried to cut in.
"Stay out of this hot shot!" Spanky and Jericho growled at the same time. Val held up his hands and took a few steps back.
"Whoa Vegeta, you're not gonna take that like nothing, are you?" Triple H asked.
"Why not?"
"Man, you're waaaaaaay out of character."
Now that the main cast is set, the start of Bardok: The Father Of Goku is about to begin.