Harry KILLS Draco
Harry is in a classroom thinking about killing Voldemort when all of a sudden Draco comes in!
" What do you want draco? I'm busy" [Harry]
" I need to talk to you."[Draco]
" ME ! What do you want to talk to me for Draco"[Harry]
" I need to talk about us."[Draco]
" Us? There is no us. Anyway what d'you mean by 'us'?"[Harry]
" Ok! Don't get angry. But then again... I find you even more sexy when you're angry. Don't you get it? I fancy you."[Draco]
And then Draco grabs Harry and kisses him. Harry pushes him off and Draco lands hard on his backside. [Thump]
" What the fuck d'you think you're doing?! I am not one of your bitches!"[Harry]
" I know you're not, you're more special than that..."[Draco]
" What about Crabbe and Goyle? How d'you think they're going to feel when they find out you snogged me?"[Harry]
" I don't care if they beat me up, hang me from the top of the tallest tower of Hogwarts or even kill me because I love you!"[Draco]
" I'd love for Crabbe and Goyle to beat you up because I think you're manure. I hate you. I can't stand you. You can't love me because you're just evil. And Anyway I will never love you because I love someone else, and she hasn't got a dick between her legs."[Harry]
" You love someone else? Well, if I can't have you... No one will!"[Draco]
At that very minute, Draco pulls out his wand, but Harry is much faster. Harry raises his wand...
" AVADA KEDAVRA you gay bastard!"[Harry]
Draco falls to the ground (again), but this time he woun't get up. The flash of green light dies down and Harry sits down at a desk, grinning madly, at that minute, Pansy Parkinson walks into the room, looking for a snog (or perhaps more) from Draco.
"Hi Potter, wheres -? OH MY GOD my darling Draco! What the hell have you done you bastard!?"[Pansy]
Harry laughed like a mad scientist. He had finally killed Draco Malfoy, scurge of the boy's toilets of Hogwarts. And now he would do the same to his little doting puppy dog Pansy. If he was going to Azkaban for murder, then why not go on a killing spree and kill Voldemort at the end?
"AVADA KEDAVRA! See you in hell Pansy! And Draco still won't like you there, he's actually gay!"[Harry]
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"[Pansy]
Pansy ran from the classroom, dodging the green light and ran straight into Dumbledore.
"Oh Parkinson! Meeting Harry here for a midnight kiss?"[Dumbledore]
"He tried to kill me!"[Pansy]
"I don't blame him. With a face like yours trying to kiss him, I'd've done the same thing."[Dumbledore]
Pansy could smell a strong odour of Ogden's old Firewhisky coming from her headmaster as he stumbled past her and crashed into the doorframe.
"Oh Professor Dumbledore! Are you drunk? Shall I get Professor McGonagall?"[Harry]
"She's having a shower."[Dumbledore]
"And how do you know that?"[Harry]
"I was outside her window watching her."[Dumbledore]
"Are you drunk?"[Harry]
"Slightly."[Dumbledore]
Dumbledore hiccoughed and collapsed onto Draco's body, sitting on his head. Harry heard a strange sound comef rom Dumbledore, and an even stranger smell.
"Oh yes. I've erm.. killed Draco Professor."[Harry]
"Are you sure it wasn't me Harry? That was a very wet one..."[Dumbledore]
"No. I'm sure it was me."[Harry]
"You admitted it! Dumbledore! Are you going to send Harry to Azkaban?"[Pansy]
"No Pansy, actually I think Harry's done the boys of Hogwarts a favour!"[Dumbledore]
As I said, written by my friend Blaze. Tell me what you think of it and I'll pass the reviews on to her. If you want to flame it then don't review, go and flame silently in a corner. Go on flamers, off into the corner now...
Harry is in a classroom thinking about killing Voldemort when all of a sudden Draco comes in!
" What do you want draco? I'm busy" [Harry]
" I need to talk to you."[Draco]
" ME ! What do you want to talk to me for Draco"[Harry]
" I need to talk about us."[Draco]
" Us? There is no us. Anyway what d'you mean by 'us'?"[Harry]
" Ok! Don't get angry. But then again... I find you even more sexy when you're angry. Don't you get it? I fancy you."[Draco]
And then Draco grabs Harry and kisses him. Harry pushes him off and Draco lands hard on his backside. [Thump]
" What the fuck d'you think you're doing?! I am not one of your bitches!"[Harry]
" I know you're not, you're more special than that..."[Draco]
" What about Crabbe and Goyle? How d'you think they're going to feel when they find out you snogged me?"[Harry]
" I don't care if they beat me up, hang me from the top of the tallest tower of Hogwarts or even kill me because I love you!"[Draco]
" I'd love for Crabbe and Goyle to beat you up because I think you're manure. I hate you. I can't stand you. You can't love me because you're just evil. And Anyway I will never love you because I love someone else, and she hasn't got a dick between her legs."[Harry]
" You love someone else? Well, if I can't have you... No one will!"[Draco]
At that very minute, Draco pulls out his wand, but Harry is much faster. Harry raises his wand...
" AVADA KEDAVRA you gay bastard!"[Harry]
Draco falls to the ground (again), but this time he woun't get up. The flash of green light dies down and Harry sits down at a desk, grinning madly, at that minute, Pansy Parkinson walks into the room, looking for a snog (or perhaps more) from Draco.
"Hi Potter, wheres -? OH MY GOD my darling Draco! What the hell have you done you bastard!?"[Pansy]
Harry laughed like a mad scientist. He had finally killed Draco Malfoy, scurge of the boy's toilets of Hogwarts. And now he would do the same to his little doting puppy dog Pansy. If he was going to Azkaban for murder, then why not go on a killing spree and kill Voldemort at the end?
"AVADA KEDAVRA! See you in hell Pansy! And Draco still won't like you there, he's actually gay!"[Harry]
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"[Pansy]
Pansy ran from the classroom, dodging the green light and ran straight into Dumbledore.
"Oh Parkinson! Meeting Harry here for a midnight kiss?"[Dumbledore]
"He tried to kill me!"[Pansy]
"I don't blame him. With a face like yours trying to kiss him, I'd've done the same thing."[Dumbledore]
Pansy could smell a strong odour of Ogden's old Firewhisky coming from her headmaster as he stumbled past her and crashed into the doorframe.
"Oh Professor Dumbledore! Are you drunk? Shall I get Professor McGonagall?"[Harry]
"She's having a shower."[Dumbledore]
"And how do you know that?"[Harry]
"I was outside her window watching her."[Dumbledore]
"Are you drunk?"[Harry]
"Slightly."[Dumbledore]
Dumbledore hiccoughed and collapsed onto Draco's body, sitting on his head. Harry heard a strange sound comef rom Dumbledore, and an even stranger smell.
"Oh yes. I've erm.. killed Draco Professor."[Harry]
"Are you sure it wasn't me Harry? That was a very wet one..."[Dumbledore]
"No. I'm sure it was me."[Harry]
"You admitted it! Dumbledore! Are you going to send Harry to Azkaban?"[Pansy]
"No Pansy, actually I think Harry's done the boys of Hogwarts a favour!"[Dumbledore]
As I said, written by my friend Blaze. Tell me what you think of it and I'll pass the reviews on to her. If you want to flame it then don't review, go and flame silently in a corner. Go on flamers, off into the corner now...