(Cal sitting in their room alone immersed in a coloring book. The door knocks lightly)
Nitz: Cal? Is it okay to come in?
Cal: Don't worry Nitz guy. The ladies have all gone home for the day.
Nitz: Hmmm. Cal, aren't you an RA now?
Cal: Nope, I'm Cal, I'm just your room mate, but the Calster is RA, and he is a totally different person
Nitz: I don't know if the other RA's will go for that Cal
Cal: (Oblivious smile on his face)
Gimpy: (Face appears on screen) Did someone say my name?
Nitz: No
Gimpy: Oh. Well, while I'm here, I should warn you Rocko is on his way to your room.
Nitz: What?
Gimpy: He should be there is about three seconds
Nitz: How do you know all this?
(Door smashes open. Rocko walks in swearing)
Rocko: Stupid frat brothers. Stupid everything
Cal: (Slurp) Hey guy
Rocko: Get outta here Cal!
Cal: OK. (Gets up and walks out of the room)
Nitz: Easy Rocko. Whats wrong?
Rocko: My frat brothers threw me out.
Nitz: What? Why?
Rocko: Hmmmm . . .
~ Flashback ~
Rocko: (Fighting off eight really huge guys) Stay back. I warn you if you come any closer
Craigy: Rocko, your stealing all the chicks. You have to get out of here before you have sex with all of them and stuff
Rocko: Fine, c'mon ladies
(A huge mod of girls run up giggling to Rocko and he throws his arms around all of them)
Rocko: We don't need these guys anymore
(He turns with gaggle of ladies. Craigy is furious after them.)
Craigy: Well, at least I still have you hunny.
Craigy's girlfriend: No way. Your a pud. I'm going with Rocko cause he's supa' man.
(She runs after Rocko and fade out)
Nitz: (Giving Rocko a doubtful look)
Rocko: What?
*
(Zoom in on Gimpy's base)
Mump: Sir?
Gimpy: State your business Lieutenant.
Mump: We've run into a bit of a problem sir.
Gimpy: (Turns his chair around very slowly and dramatically)
Mump: You see sir, we aren't technically allowed to attend courses online exclusively unless we are part of the residence there.
Gimpy: What?
Mump: It's a loophole so the students registered at Tech can't come from all over the world, and to make sure we actually exist.
Gimpy: Well, what can we do?
Mump: Well, there is a way around it, but . . .
Gimpy: What is it?
Mump: We'd have to give them documented proof of our identity.
Gimpy: Ahh! I can't be done. Do you have any idea how many people might get a hold of those documents!
Mump: I know sir The other option of course is moving back to residence at Tech.
Gimpy: (Crosses arms) Out of the question.
Mump: Well sir, what will we do?
Gimpy: We'll just have to convince tech we are an actualy residence in ourselves. I'll just look up the requirements to make this place into a residence. Mump, order the men to make this place look presentable. I'm sure we will be recieving a visit soon.
Mump: (Bows) Yes sir.
~ Commercial
Nitz: Cal? Is it okay to come in?
Cal: Don't worry Nitz guy. The ladies have all gone home for the day.
Nitz: Hmmm. Cal, aren't you an RA now?
Cal: Nope, I'm Cal, I'm just your room mate, but the Calster is RA, and he is a totally different person
Nitz: I don't know if the other RA's will go for that Cal
Cal: (Oblivious smile on his face)
Gimpy: (Face appears on screen) Did someone say my name?
Nitz: No
Gimpy: Oh. Well, while I'm here, I should warn you Rocko is on his way to your room.
Nitz: What?
Gimpy: He should be there is about three seconds
Nitz: How do you know all this?
(Door smashes open. Rocko walks in swearing)
Rocko: Stupid frat brothers. Stupid everything
Cal: (Slurp) Hey guy
Rocko: Get outta here Cal!
Cal: OK. (Gets up and walks out of the room)
Nitz: Easy Rocko. Whats wrong?
Rocko: My frat brothers threw me out.
Nitz: What? Why?
Rocko: Hmmmm . . .
~ Flashback ~
Rocko: (Fighting off eight really huge guys) Stay back. I warn you if you come any closer
Craigy: Rocko, your stealing all the chicks. You have to get out of here before you have sex with all of them and stuff
Rocko: Fine, c'mon ladies
(A huge mod of girls run up giggling to Rocko and he throws his arms around all of them)
Rocko: We don't need these guys anymore
(He turns with gaggle of ladies. Craigy is furious after them.)
Craigy: Well, at least I still have you hunny.
Craigy's girlfriend: No way. Your a pud. I'm going with Rocko cause he's supa' man.
(She runs after Rocko and fade out)
Nitz: (Giving Rocko a doubtful look)
Rocko: What?
*
(Zoom in on Gimpy's base)
Mump: Sir?
Gimpy: State your business Lieutenant.
Mump: We've run into a bit of a problem sir.
Gimpy: (Turns his chair around very slowly and dramatically)
Mump: You see sir, we aren't technically allowed to attend courses online exclusively unless we are part of the residence there.
Gimpy: What?
Mump: It's a loophole so the students registered at Tech can't come from all over the world, and to make sure we actually exist.
Gimpy: Well, what can we do?
Mump: Well, there is a way around it, but . . .
Gimpy: What is it?
Mump: We'd have to give them documented proof of our identity.
Gimpy: Ahh! I can't be done. Do you have any idea how many people might get a hold of those documents!
Mump: I know sir The other option of course is moving back to residence at Tech.
Gimpy: (Crosses arms) Out of the question.
Mump: Well sir, what will we do?
Gimpy: We'll just have to convince tech we are an actualy residence in ourselves. I'll just look up the requirements to make this place into a residence. Mump, order the men to make this place look presentable. I'm sure we will be recieving a visit soon.
Mump: (Bows) Yes sir.
~ Commercial