(Nitz's room. Rocko is sitting on Cal's bed reading a porn with music blaring)
Nitz: (Tries to open door, toppling mountains of beer bottles over and pushing his way through the garbage covered floor) Rocko?
Rocko: (Doesn't hear)
Nitz: (Walks over and turns off the music)
Rocko: Geez man, where did you come from? Does nobody knock anymore?
Nitz: Rocko, I know its tough cause you got kicked out of your frat-
Rocko: (Gives an angry glare)
Nitz: Sorry, left your frat, but you really can't stay here. That's Cal's bed.
Rocko: C'mon man, I did you a favor by getting rid of that pud Cal. He hasn't even been here since I moved in.
Nitz: (Worried) Rocko, you can't move in. I'm not allowed to have someone staying in my room for this long.
Rocko: So what? Cal's the RA. He'll leave us alone.
Cal: (Bursts in wearing his sunglasses and overcoat) Mister loud music. Please respect other's by keeping your music at an acceptable level.
Rocko: Get outta here Cal.
Cal: I've never heard of such a person. I'm the Calster. Please leave this residence immediately.
Rocko: No friggin' way.
Cal: (Makes a hand gesture and two large football players come in. Rocko struggles for a second but is eventually overcome and dragged out of the room.)
Rocko: (Struggling) You'll pay for this Cal you pud!
Cal: (Writing on his notepad) As for you. (Pointing at Nitz) Your getting a warning for this mess. Please try to keep Chilton Hall a clean and groovy place.
(Cal turns an walks out the door and a second later comes back in with the house coat drapped over his arm and the sunglasses resting on it)
Cal: Wow. What a day guy. I gave out lots of warnings, and I even saw Rocko.
Nitz: Hmm. Anyways Cal, a letter came in for you today.
Cal: (Picks up the letter. It's from Chilton Hall Admin and there is a huge red 'WARNING' stamped on the front. He opens it and reads it out loud) Dear Cal, aw isn't that nice. We have reason to believe that you may be sleeping with women on your floor. This is strictly forbidden for RA's and Chilton hall will be sending a representative to inspect this case. Signed, the director of Chilton Hall Administration. (Cal looks up blankly for a second) kay.
Nitz: Cal, aren't you worried?
Cal: Worried about what guy?
Nitz: Slaps his forehead.
*
Rocko: Stupid can't live anywhere. Stupid everything. Where the hall am I supposed to live.
Guy on street: Why don't you join a frat?
Rocko: I already did, but they were wicked lame so I ditched them.
Guy: (Gives a confused look) Well there are lots of other frats too you know.
Rocko: Really? What kinds?
Guy: Well, some frats are all about parties, some for studies, some for computer techs and some are even unisex.
Rocko: (Light shines over Rocko's head and angel music plays in the background) What?
*
(A big room covered in pink paint. Rocko sits unconfortably on a bright pink couch. A pretty girl walks in in her pyjama's)
Girl: Well hello there. We've never had a male applicant before.
Rocko: (Drooling at her) Me neither
Girl: (Giggles) Your funny. (Sits down) So what year are you in at JCSCC?
Rocko: (Thinking for a moment) What year are you in at JCSCC?
Girl: Oh! Well I'm in my fourth year.
Rocko: (Cock's an eyebrow) Me too!
Girl: Oh wow! Thats so amazing! Why did you change frat's?
Rocko: Well, the guys in my frat were all puds.
Girl: (Looks slightly less impressed) I see. Well, anyways, do you have any special interests?
Rocko: Do I?
(Camera zooms out to outside of fraternity. Door opens and Rocko is thrown out. Door slams shut behind her)
Rocko: Damn.
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Nitz: (Tries to open door, toppling mountains of beer bottles over and pushing his way through the garbage covered floor) Rocko?
Rocko: (Doesn't hear)
Nitz: (Walks over and turns off the music)
Rocko: Geez man, where did you come from? Does nobody knock anymore?
Nitz: Rocko, I know its tough cause you got kicked out of your frat-
Rocko: (Gives an angry glare)
Nitz: Sorry, left your frat, but you really can't stay here. That's Cal's bed.
Rocko: C'mon man, I did you a favor by getting rid of that pud Cal. He hasn't even been here since I moved in.
Nitz: (Worried) Rocko, you can't move in. I'm not allowed to have someone staying in my room for this long.
Rocko: So what? Cal's the RA. He'll leave us alone.
Cal: (Bursts in wearing his sunglasses and overcoat) Mister loud music. Please respect other's by keeping your music at an acceptable level.
Rocko: Get outta here Cal.
Cal: I've never heard of such a person. I'm the Calster. Please leave this residence immediately.
Rocko: No friggin' way.
Cal: (Makes a hand gesture and two large football players come in. Rocko struggles for a second but is eventually overcome and dragged out of the room.)
Rocko: (Struggling) You'll pay for this Cal you pud!
Cal: (Writing on his notepad) As for you. (Pointing at Nitz) Your getting a warning for this mess. Please try to keep Chilton Hall a clean and groovy place.
(Cal turns an walks out the door and a second later comes back in with the house coat drapped over his arm and the sunglasses resting on it)
Cal: Wow. What a day guy. I gave out lots of warnings, and I even saw Rocko.
Nitz: Hmm. Anyways Cal, a letter came in for you today.
Cal: (Picks up the letter. It's from Chilton Hall Admin and there is a huge red 'WARNING' stamped on the front. He opens it and reads it out loud) Dear Cal, aw isn't that nice. We have reason to believe that you may be sleeping with women on your floor. This is strictly forbidden for RA's and Chilton hall will be sending a representative to inspect this case. Signed, the director of Chilton Hall Administration. (Cal looks up blankly for a second) kay.
Nitz: Cal, aren't you worried?
Cal: Worried about what guy?
Nitz: Slaps his forehead.
*
Rocko: Stupid can't live anywhere. Stupid everything. Where the hall am I supposed to live.
Guy on street: Why don't you join a frat?
Rocko: I already did, but they were wicked lame so I ditched them.
Guy: (Gives a confused look) Well there are lots of other frats too you know.
Rocko: Really? What kinds?
Guy: Well, some frats are all about parties, some for studies, some for computer techs and some are even unisex.
Rocko: (Light shines over Rocko's head and angel music plays in the background) What?
*
(A big room covered in pink paint. Rocko sits unconfortably on a bright pink couch. A pretty girl walks in in her pyjama's)
Girl: Well hello there. We've never had a male applicant before.
Rocko: (Drooling at her) Me neither
Girl: (Giggles) Your funny. (Sits down) So what year are you in at JCSCC?
Rocko: (Thinking for a moment) What year are you in at JCSCC?
Girl: Oh! Well I'm in my fourth year.
Rocko: (Cock's an eyebrow) Me too!
Girl: Oh wow! Thats so amazing! Why did you change frat's?
Rocko: Well, the guys in my frat were all puds.
Girl: (Looks slightly less impressed) I see. Well, anyways, do you have any special interests?
Rocko: Do I?
(Camera zooms out to outside of fraternity. Door opens and Rocko is thrown out. Door slams shut behind her)
Rocko: Damn.
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