Nitz: (Walking across quad)
Kimmy: Nitz!
Nitz: (Turns as Kimmy is running up to him) Uh, Kimmy. Hi.
Kimmy: (Gives Nitz a big hug) How have you been. I haven't heard from you lately.
Nitz: (Looks confused) Well I've been really busy with . . . (eyes dart around for an excuse, but nothing seems to come, then he rolls his eyes at the obvious) . . . school work.
Kimmy: Oh, I know how you feel. My first week of Sophomore year, my teachers were so cruel. They wouldn't stop giving me homework, and I had two tests on the same day. When I told them they-
Nitz: (Looking at her uninterested. In Nitz's view, things go a little blurry. Kimmy's hair starts to turn purple and grows shorter. Her hair grows shorter and she turns into Jesse. Nitz gives a big smile)
Kimmy: (Still talking) -and by that time I'd already signed up for ballet, but my feet were so swollen from- oh gosh! I just realized!
Nitz: Gotta go?
Kimmy: Oh, you know me so well! Your just too much Nitz Walsh. (She pulls him in and gives him another big hug) We'll chat later. Gimme a call. We can go for coffee next weekend.
Nitz: (Looks at her waving goodbye, but in his view, she is Jesse. he is dreamily waving at her.) Bye (Nitz stops for a moment, then to himself) What is wrong with me?
*
(Back in the girls fraternity. Rocko is surrounded by a whole bunch of girls) Rocko: And then the little pony came up, and I fed her from a wagon full of straw.
Girls: (All give a huge 'awwwwww')
Fraternity leader: We were so rude before Rocko. I had no idea there were guys out there like you.
Rocko: (Gives a proud smile)
Fraternity leader: My name is Rachel. I want to be the first one to welcome you to Gamma Theta.
Rocko: Alright! Kick ass!
(Silence. The girls look at him confused)
Rocko: I mean, (high pitched voice, cringing) thanks pretty ladies
(All girls are giggling and hugging him. Rocko with a big horny smile)
*
(Open on Cal talking to the State U Rep)
Cal: (In a fake deep voice) So you see? The brother needs the jimmy wacks 2-4-7, am I right?
State U Rep: I hear you brother. You've changed a lot since we last talked
Cal: I know. I was totally wack back then guy-(looks out the window where Rocko is shaking his head)-I mean, buddy.
State U Rep: Well then, I can let it slide then. Just make sure you don't let it out to any of our rep's.
Cal: Alright!
State U Rep: And take it easy on those ladies man, don't want to hit 'em all up in one week! (winks)
Cal: Alright! (The State U Re leaves) Hooray!
(Turns around to find al whole bunch of girls with very angry looks on their faces)
Cal: (Stuttering) Hey ladies. (Pause) How long have you been there for?
(One girl steps forward and leans in to kiss Cal, but then instead knee's him in the groin)
Girl: Long enough
(Show Cal shivering on the floor holding his crotch as you see girls legs walking by and girls saying 'jerk' and 'pig' and other such insults)
Rocko: (Walks in smoking and looks down at Cal) You see? I told you you should wear a can.
*
Tech Rep: Well Mr. Gimpy, I was skeptical at first, but looks like you have everything under control in here. Lots of spacious rooms, quiet living quarters. I must say this is excellent.
Gimpy: Wonderful. (Pushing the man out the door) Well, you best be on your way. I'm sure you have lots to do.
Tech Rep: Hold on a sec!
Gimpy: (Cringes)
Tech Rep: There is a problem though. It's about you RA.
Mump: (Comes forward, still looking exhausted)
Tech Rep: Your RA looks like he is in bad shape. An RA needs to always be on the ball and full of spunk
Gimpy: Oh, he always is, right Mump? (Jab's Mump hard in the side, but Mump doesn't react and simply falls over onto the floor fast asleep) (Gimpy growls) So i guess we can't live here then?
Tech Rep: Nonsense! Your RA just needs replacement!
Gimpy: Oh! Thats great!
Tech Rep: She's on her way now
Gimpy: (Eyes widen, then his look softebs and he starts laughing) ha ha, she. Thats funny.
Tech Rep: Why?
Gimpy: Because this is a mans dorm, no women allowed.
Tech Rep: Ha ha ha, thats funny. No, Tech doesn't have women floors because so few students are girls that its more cost effecient to have girls and boys together
(Knock comes from the door)
Tech Rep: Wow that was fast. Here she is right now.
(The door opens. The figure is all in black)
Gimpy: Wait, it can't be! No! NO!
Rita: (Smile) Hello student.
Gimpy: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Tech Rep: (Looking satisfied) Well, I'm sure you will all get along together quite well. Congradulations Gimpy.
(Gimpy cowering under Rita the RA's shadow)
*
(Back in Nitz's room)
Rocko: (Packing up his things) Sorry I gotta bale on you like this Nitz
Nitz: (Smiling) Somehow, my heart will go on.
Cal: (Opens door. Dressed in his RA clothes) 'Sup peeps?
Nitz: I'm guessing that your still RA?
Cal: Someone's talking loud guy. Keep the volume down. It's quiet hours. (Door closes)
Nitz: (Sits down on his bed) Wow, looks like you and Cal worked things out together.
Rocko: (Cringes) Yeah, well, under normal circumstances I would have let him burn, but I guess one moment dealing with Cal for an entire year of sex is worth it (cuts himself off and tries to recover) not that Cal had anything to with me getting into the frat.
Nitz: (Smiles) Well, I'm glad all your dreams are coming true Rocko
Rocko: Thanks man (slaps Nitz on the back) Hey, don't be a stranger. Maybe you can come over and check out my bunk mates some time.
Nitz: I'll be waiting by the phone.
Rocko: Cool, later.
Nitz: (Closes door)
Cal: (Patrolling hallways. Looks across at Rocko. They stare at each other seriously for a moment, then Rocko smiles. Cal smiles back, and Rocko turns and gets into the elevator)
~ Credits
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Kimmy: Nitz!
Nitz: (Turns as Kimmy is running up to him) Uh, Kimmy. Hi.
Kimmy: (Gives Nitz a big hug) How have you been. I haven't heard from you lately.
Nitz: (Looks confused) Well I've been really busy with . . . (eyes dart around for an excuse, but nothing seems to come, then he rolls his eyes at the obvious) . . . school work.
Kimmy: Oh, I know how you feel. My first week of Sophomore year, my teachers were so cruel. They wouldn't stop giving me homework, and I had two tests on the same day. When I told them they-
Nitz: (Looking at her uninterested. In Nitz's view, things go a little blurry. Kimmy's hair starts to turn purple and grows shorter. Her hair grows shorter and she turns into Jesse. Nitz gives a big smile)
Kimmy: (Still talking) -and by that time I'd already signed up for ballet, but my feet were so swollen from- oh gosh! I just realized!
Nitz: Gotta go?
Kimmy: Oh, you know me so well! Your just too much Nitz Walsh. (She pulls him in and gives him another big hug) We'll chat later. Gimme a call. We can go for coffee next weekend.
Nitz: (Looks at her waving goodbye, but in his view, she is Jesse. he is dreamily waving at her.) Bye (Nitz stops for a moment, then to himself) What is wrong with me?
*
(Back in the girls fraternity. Rocko is surrounded by a whole bunch of girls) Rocko: And then the little pony came up, and I fed her from a wagon full of straw.
Girls: (All give a huge 'awwwwww')
Fraternity leader: We were so rude before Rocko. I had no idea there were guys out there like you.
Rocko: (Gives a proud smile)
Fraternity leader: My name is Rachel. I want to be the first one to welcome you to Gamma Theta.
Rocko: Alright! Kick ass!
(Silence. The girls look at him confused)
Rocko: I mean, (high pitched voice, cringing) thanks pretty ladies
(All girls are giggling and hugging him. Rocko with a big horny smile)
*
(Open on Cal talking to the State U Rep)
Cal: (In a fake deep voice) So you see? The brother needs the jimmy wacks 2-4-7, am I right?
State U Rep: I hear you brother. You've changed a lot since we last talked
Cal: I know. I was totally wack back then guy-(looks out the window where Rocko is shaking his head)-I mean, buddy.
State U Rep: Well then, I can let it slide then. Just make sure you don't let it out to any of our rep's.
Cal: Alright!
State U Rep: And take it easy on those ladies man, don't want to hit 'em all up in one week! (winks)
Cal: Alright! (The State U Re leaves) Hooray!
(Turns around to find al whole bunch of girls with very angry looks on their faces)
Cal: (Stuttering) Hey ladies. (Pause) How long have you been there for?
(One girl steps forward and leans in to kiss Cal, but then instead knee's him in the groin)
Girl: Long enough
(Show Cal shivering on the floor holding his crotch as you see girls legs walking by and girls saying 'jerk' and 'pig' and other such insults)
Rocko: (Walks in smoking and looks down at Cal) You see? I told you you should wear a can.
*
Tech Rep: Well Mr. Gimpy, I was skeptical at first, but looks like you have everything under control in here. Lots of spacious rooms, quiet living quarters. I must say this is excellent.
Gimpy: Wonderful. (Pushing the man out the door) Well, you best be on your way. I'm sure you have lots to do.
Tech Rep: Hold on a sec!
Gimpy: (Cringes)
Tech Rep: There is a problem though. It's about you RA.
Mump: (Comes forward, still looking exhausted)
Tech Rep: Your RA looks like he is in bad shape. An RA needs to always be on the ball and full of spunk
Gimpy: Oh, he always is, right Mump? (Jab's Mump hard in the side, but Mump doesn't react and simply falls over onto the floor fast asleep) (Gimpy growls) So i guess we can't live here then?
Tech Rep: Nonsense! Your RA just needs replacement!
Gimpy: Oh! Thats great!
Tech Rep: She's on her way now
Gimpy: (Eyes widen, then his look softebs and he starts laughing) ha ha, she. Thats funny.
Tech Rep: Why?
Gimpy: Because this is a mans dorm, no women allowed.
Tech Rep: Ha ha ha, thats funny. No, Tech doesn't have women floors because so few students are girls that its more cost effecient to have girls and boys together
(Knock comes from the door)
Tech Rep: Wow that was fast. Here she is right now.
(The door opens. The figure is all in black)
Gimpy: Wait, it can't be! No! NO!
Rita: (Smile) Hello student.
Gimpy: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Tech Rep: (Looking satisfied) Well, I'm sure you will all get along together quite well. Congradulations Gimpy.
(Gimpy cowering under Rita the RA's shadow)
*
(Back in Nitz's room)
Rocko: (Packing up his things) Sorry I gotta bale on you like this Nitz
Nitz: (Smiling) Somehow, my heart will go on.
Cal: (Opens door. Dressed in his RA clothes) 'Sup peeps?
Nitz: I'm guessing that your still RA?
Cal: Someone's talking loud guy. Keep the volume down. It's quiet hours. (Door closes)
Nitz: (Sits down on his bed) Wow, looks like you and Cal worked things out together.
Rocko: (Cringes) Yeah, well, under normal circumstances I would have let him burn, but I guess one moment dealing with Cal for an entire year of sex is worth it (cuts himself off and tries to recover) not that Cal had anything to with me getting into the frat.
Nitz: (Smiles) Well, I'm glad all your dreams are coming true Rocko
Rocko: Thanks man (slaps Nitz on the back) Hey, don't be a stranger. Maybe you can come over and check out my bunk mates some time.
Nitz: I'll be waiting by the phone.
Rocko: Cool, later.
Nitz: (Closes door)
Cal: (Patrolling hallways. Looks across at Rocko. They stare at each other seriously for a moment, then Rocko smiles. Cal smiles back, and Rocko turns and gets into the elevator)
~ Credits
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