Ok first off all I don't own these characters, etc, etc, you know the deal by now....

Anyway this is my 1st fan fic, so please be kind! lol! I'd love reviews, and umm enjoy.

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Chapter 1- House Elf Express

"Harry come on we have to go now! Mum's frantic, she says we're definitely gonna miss the train!"

Harry grabbed Hedwig's cage and ran out of Ron's bedroom, down the many flights of stairs and into the Kitchen of the Borrow.

"Oh good Harry dear, now come on all of you, we need to leave now!"

Harry, Ron and Hermione ran outside and into Mr.Wealsey's new car. They were sitting in the back seat with Ginny, Fred, George and Bill.

"Everyone here? Ok, good let's go!" said Mr. Weasley as Mrs. Weasley hopped into the front seat

"It's going to be very weird not being at Hogwarts this year" sighed George

"Yeah I know, the common room will probably be quiet" said Harry laughing

"You guys need to play practical jokes, if Filch isn't annoyed too much this year I don't know what I'll do!" said Fred grinning

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At 10:45 they arrived at Kings Cross Station. Mr. Weasley, Bill, Fred and George carried the four Hogwarts trunks as they made their way through the station.

"We'll go first with the trunks, then Hermione, Ginny and Molly, then you two come" Mr. Weasley said to Harry and Ron.

After Harry and Ron arrived on the platform they pulled their trunks onto the train and stored them into a compartment with Hermione's and Ginny's and then hopped back onto the platform to say good-bye quickly.

"Be good this year, keep in touch, if you forgot anything we will send it. And study for your O.W.L's ginny!" said Mrs. Weasley as she hugged them all good-bye

The four of them made their way back onto the train, but as Harry and Ginny were about to board Fred and George stopped them.

"Here" said Fred thrusting 3 boxes into Harry's hand and 1 into Ginny's. "It's a sample box of all our latest stuff."

"Ok, do you want us to sell it for you or something?" asked Harry awkwardly

"Nah, use it, especially on Filch" Smirked George

"Harry those three boxes are for -"

"Me Ron and Hermione" Harry said cutting Fred off

"No, 1 is for you, 1 is for Ron and the other is for Peeves. I don't want to waste Valuable goods on Hermione."

"Yeah she'll just give hers to house elves telling them to use it against their masters" said George laughing

"And Ginny that 1 is of course for you" finished Fred

The whistle to the train blew.

"Ok thanks! Bye" said Ginny as she and Harry Ran onto the train.

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"What was the about?" asked Ron as Harry sat down beside them

"Oh just a box of jokes from Fred and George" Harry said handing Ron his box

Just then the door was pulled open

"Hi Guys, mind if I sit with you?"

"Sure Neville" said ginny gesturing him in

"Thanks" said Neville as he took a seat

"Had a good summer Neville?" asked Ron

"Yeah it was all right I suppose, you?"

"Not too bad" said Ron and the door opened again

"Oh hello, may I join you?"

"Sure Luna" said Ginny

Luna said nothing else, she opened her trunk, pulled out an issue of the quibbler and started to read it upside as usual.

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At noon the door opened once more for the food cart, but when Harry looked up it wasn't the plump witch pushing it, it was a house elf.

"Lucky Hermione is in the bathroom" said Ron laughing

"Would sirs and misses like anything off the trolley?" asked the elf in a high pitched voice

"Yes, Um we'll take the lot" said Harry and he went to pay the elf

"No mister it is free" and the elf closed the door and continued down the train

"Awesome!" said Ron "Mind you Hermione is going to have a field day when she finds out"

They all laughed and started to eat as Hermione came back.

"Oh good, food, I'm starving" she said taking her seat again

"You know I wonder why the fat witch wasn't pushing the cart..." said Ginny as she tore open a chocolate frog.

"Maybe they replaced her, you know I did find it odd, that's the sixth elf I've seen on the train today" said Neville

"Sixth -WHAT?!?" said Hermione spitting out her Pumpkin juice

"House elf" said Neville simply

"Are you kidding me-they, they have house elves on the train now?!? They have employed more!! No! No! No! I can't eat this food, i'm going to talk to the captain" she said as she threw down her food and marched out of the compartment

"Oh no, she's gonna be on a war path out spew, now, you just wait and see" sighed Ron as he ate a Chocolate Frog.

And he was quiet right, Hermione came back ten minutes later fuming.

"Oh I don't believe this!!!!!!!"

"What?"

"The captain is a house elf too!!!!"

Ron burst out laughing

"It's NOT funny Ron!!! Honestly it's people like you!!! You just wait and see what I have planned! Oh I will free those poor house elves if it's the last thing I do!"

"Oh no! Are you gonna attack them and force hats onto their heads?"

Hermione gave Ron a very dirty look and didn't talk to anybody for the rest of the ride.