Oops! I Did it Again' by Miz Laurel
(Oops! I Did it Again' by Britney Spears)

I think I did it again
I wrote a shit fic
Oh critic, critic
It might seem like I'm dumb
But it doesn't mean that I should repeat third grade again
'Cause to write crappy fanfic
That is just so typically me
Oh critic, critic

Oops!.. I did it again
I wrote a shit fic
So I could shag Legolas
Oh critic, critic
Oops!.. you think that I care
If I screw with what Tolkien wrote
I can't be bothered with accuracy

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that Leggy, did truly exist
I cry, watching the days
I know you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Critic, oh

Oops!.. I did it again
I wrote a shit fic
So I could shag Legolas
Oh critic, critic
Oops!.. you think that I care
If I screw with what Tolkien wrote
I can't be bothered with accuracy

"All aboard"
"Mary Sue, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the hobbit dropped it into Mount Doom in the end"
"Well Mary Sue, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have, Leggy"

Oops!.. I did it again to your mind
Got lost in this game, oh critic
Oops!.. you think that I care
I can't be bothered with accuracy