Entry #6
Dear Journal,
Mines of Moria is not a proper name. Tombs of Moria is better. At least that is what Boromir thinks. Gandalf is telling us to get out of the tombs. Holy crap! An octopus thingy is trying to eat me! Holy crap! The octopus thingy is actually a fifty-leg-apus! Stupid fifty-leg-apus. I hate the feel of slimey things. The tentacles are so icky. I have to ask Aragorn if he can save me. I'm sure it's okay with him. Please hold.......Okay, Boromir just caught me as I fell down. How comfy. My finger has to call a hotel so it can stay in my nose for a while. That nose isn't gonna clean itself by itself!
Entry #7
Dear Journal,
Stupid Pippin. He knocked a dead body, a chain, and a bucket down a well that goes all the way down in Moria. Kinda sucks I think. Well at least I think so. Gandalf said, "Fool of a Took!" so it must mean something bad. Holy crap! My sword is glowing blue. You know what that means. It means that.it means.I know this.it means.Oh-yes, now I know! It means that my lunch is ready. Got to stop writing right now. I have to eat my meal.
Later.(ten seconds later)
Gandalf asked me what I was doing when I was getting ready to eat and I said eating. Then he said, "Fool of a Baggins". I wonder what that meant. Holy crap! Gandalf said that my sword glowing blue means that orcs are near! Now Boromir says, "They have a cave troll." I hope that the cave troll will not break Balin's tomb. It looks like it was made from marble, white marble to be exact. Well, I better put my journal away now. I don't want any stupid orcs to read it.
Dear Journal,
Mines of Moria is not a proper name. Tombs of Moria is better. At least that is what Boromir thinks. Gandalf is telling us to get out of the tombs. Holy crap! An octopus thingy is trying to eat me! Holy crap! The octopus thingy is actually a fifty-leg-apus! Stupid fifty-leg-apus. I hate the feel of slimey things. The tentacles are so icky. I have to ask Aragorn if he can save me. I'm sure it's okay with him. Please hold.......Okay, Boromir just caught me as I fell down. How comfy. My finger has to call a hotel so it can stay in my nose for a while. That nose isn't gonna clean itself by itself!
Entry #7
Dear Journal,
Stupid Pippin. He knocked a dead body, a chain, and a bucket down a well that goes all the way down in Moria. Kinda sucks I think. Well at least I think so. Gandalf said, "Fool of a Took!" so it must mean something bad. Holy crap! My sword is glowing blue. You know what that means. It means that.it means.I know this.it means.Oh-yes, now I know! It means that my lunch is ready. Got to stop writing right now. I have to eat my meal.
Later.(ten seconds later)
Gandalf asked me what I was doing when I was getting ready to eat and I said eating. Then he said, "Fool of a Baggins". I wonder what that meant. Holy crap! Gandalf said that my sword glowing blue means that orcs are near! Now Boromir says, "They have a cave troll." I hope that the cave troll will not break Balin's tomb. It looks like it was made from marble, white marble to be exact. Well, I better put my journal away now. I don't want any stupid orcs to read it.