Entry #10
Dear Journal,
Last night I looked into Galadriel's mirror. I saw very scary things in there. First I saw Legolas (that wasn't the scary part), then I saw Sam (not scary either), then I saw orcs destroying Hobbiton, then Sam and Rose getting whipped by stupid orcs. Stupid orcs. Finally, I saw the Eye. Then I fell backwards. My back still hurts. Stupid back. Stupid fall. Stupid eye in the mirror. Stupid mirror. I asked Galadriel if she wanted to have the Ring. She started going ballistic. She turned all three dimensional and started yelling stuff. Something about in place of a dark lord I will have a queen. Personally, I don't know why I'd want a queen. Stupid queen. But then she said that she would go into the West and a whole bunch of other crap. Owwwwwwwieeeee! Galadriel can read minds and she read my thoughts, and she heard what I was thinking about stupid queen and now she's hurting me. Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh.PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE! .Not to young? Get out of my head! Huh? Oh, sorry. I was just writing that. But that is what I was yelling a few seconds ago. The pain is gone now. Aaaaahhh. We have to leave now. Galadriel's giving out presents. She gave Sam a box filled with gardening dirt. Stupid dirt. Corny gift in my opinion. She gave me a pretty crystal thingy-ma-bobber. She said it was a star. Funny. I didn't know stars were this big. I thought they were smaller. Well, getting in boats now. I'm going with Aragorn and Sam. Boromir with Merry and Pippin and Legolas with Gimli. Have to go. Stupid nightfall is gonna come soon.
Yours Truly,
Frodo
Dear Journal,
Last night I looked into Galadriel's mirror. I saw very scary things in there. First I saw Legolas (that wasn't the scary part), then I saw Sam (not scary either), then I saw orcs destroying Hobbiton, then Sam and Rose getting whipped by stupid orcs. Stupid orcs. Finally, I saw the Eye. Then I fell backwards. My back still hurts. Stupid back. Stupid fall. Stupid eye in the mirror. Stupid mirror. I asked Galadriel if she wanted to have the Ring. She started going ballistic. She turned all three dimensional and started yelling stuff. Something about in place of a dark lord I will have a queen. Personally, I don't know why I'd want a queen. Stupid queen. But then she said that she would go into the West and a whole bunch of other crap. Owwwwwwwieeeee! Galadriel can read minds and she read my thoughts, and she heard what I was thinking about stupid queen and now she's hurting me. Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh.PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE! .Not to young? Get out of my head! Huh? Oh, sorry. I was just writing that. But that is what I was yelling a few seconds ago. The pain is gone now. Aaaaahhh. We have to leave now. Galadriel's giving out presents. She gave Sam a box filled with gardening dirt. Stupid dirt. Corny gift in my opinion. She gave me a pretty crystal thingy-ma-bobber. She said it was a star. Funny. I didn't know stars were this big. I thought they were smaller. Well, getting in boats now. I'm going with Aragorn and Sam. Boromir with Merry and Pippin and Legolas with Gimli. Have to go. Stupid nightfall is gonna come soon.
Yours Truly,
Frodo