Disclaimer: I don't own Outlaw Star, nor do I own Cowboy Bebop, although I wish I did! (=_=/)

Claimer: I own the storyline, and the characters, and... the clothes design... places... everything but the general thing okay.


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OUTLAW REVOLT
LAYER 02: School Sucks


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Upon arrival at Gideon High Kizna finally stopped chasing Raven in order to catch her breath. Raven just pushed the buttons on his shoes again and was leveled with the ground.

"Hey, Kiz. You alright?" Asked Raven, grinning slyly. "Awh, what happened, cat got your tongue? He continues, loving pushing her buttons.

"Don't mention cats around me," Replies Kizna, pulling down her hat even more. "or else I'll tell whatever girlfriend you have now your secret dream you had about me." She continues, a bright grin on her face.

"Well seeing you in a pool will do that to a guy." He mutters. "But now you won't even go near the place. Why n-" He asks, but gets cut off by a sharp hit to the forehead that makes his head slam into his locker.

"Baka!" Kizna screams at the top of her lungs and stomps off, dragging a rather large mallet beside her.

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Intermission time, YAYYYYY!!!!
*Jumps up and down and shakes his groove thang.*
This commercial is brought to you by.... ME!*Dance dance.*

A man with tattered clothes slowly crawls through the desert, with the winds blowing high and his hopes soaring ever so low.

"Wa...ter.... I need.... water... huh? What's that coming my way...?" He whispers, seeing something fast coming his way.

"Baka baka baka baka bakaaaaaaa!!!!!!" Yells someone with a large mallet.

"Honey, honey I didn't mean to get lost! She stole my mon- UGAAHHHHH!!!!" The man tries to plea but he gets smacked face first with the mallet and is sent flying.

A man in a black suit with sunglasses to match walks onto the scene.

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"My man was a lying cheating boozehound. But when I caught him I made sure he looked so ugly, no women would want him anymore, even I don't!" She says, throwing away a bloody faces man with missing teeth.

"It really works!" She says with a giggle.

"Call 1-800-555-Mah-Man-Cheated-On-Me-So-I-Wanna-Smack-Him-Up! Only four thousand payments of 1 Dollar!"

Back to the program - erm I mean fanfic!"
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The bell rang loudly throughout the schools, and everything was silent... for a milisecond. All of the doors opened and bodies were flinging around like a blind man in a mosh pit to get out of school.

"Must... fight way... out of school!" Mutters Raven, pushing past people and climbing on top of heads. He starts running on the heads of the mob of teens eager to get out of school on Monday, he then looks to his side and sees Kizna beside him doing the same.

"Man... we seriously need to transfer school." Says Kizna, while jumping over some ones hand.


"I agree with you totally!" Replies Raven, jumping through the doors and outside. He turns to see Kizna being hurtled towards him, screaming. She rams right into him and he skids across the school yard and into the gates. "Ow...."

"Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!" Kizna apologies.

"Heh... it's okay. Hey your hat is over... there..." He whispers staring at her head. "You have cat ears..."

"..." Blink blink. "I uhm... wanted to tell you... bu-but...." She gets cut off and moans as her ears get rubbed by Raven.

"Wow... this'll be greatly used when you get in the sack!" Raven says, grinning. But his grin fades when he sees Kizna's face. "It was a joke! A joke!" He gets up and starts running for dear life. Followed suit by Kizna.

"Baka baka baka baka baka baka!!!!!!!" She screams waving a mallet in the air.

"Noooooooooo!!!!!!" Raven screams when the mallet comes down upon him and squishes him flatter then a pancake.

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Alex-kun: *Is rolling around on the floor clutching his stomach from laughing so hard.* Man you guy should've seen Raven get rolled off into the car tire replacement place! They had to puff him up the side of Kizna's head when she's angry.

Kizna: *Growls deeply.* BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA! *Starts chasing him around with a mallet larger then the one she hit Raven with.*

Alex-kun: Please...*Scampers off screen followed by Kizna, runs across the screen again.* Read and Review...*Scampers off screen again followed by Kizna.* My loyal fans!*Gets hit by the mallet and Kizna does a V sign with her fingers.*