Hey minna-san! This is my first RK fic so don't be to harsh on me, onegai?
Anyway, I got this idea from Kitten Kisses (Thanks!) This is SUPPOSED to be
funny. Don't throw rotten veggies at me if it isn't. ^_^'
SUMMARY: Tsubame, being so young, had yet to face them... the terror that every girl goes through atleast once in there life time (actually, once every month). And finally that time came... Will Yahiko survive the wrath of Tsubame's Stomach Chewing Demons? (Sorry if some of the characters seem OOC)
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or Samurai X or any other anime! The credit for this story goes specifically to Kitten Kisses. RK is owned buy Watsuki-san and Jump Comics....( I think.)
TSUBAME AND THE STOMACH CHEWING DEMONS
By Kawaii-chan
Chapter One: All I Did Was Trying To Hold Her Hand!!
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Yahiko strolled into the Akebeko finding Sanosuke there talking his way out of paying for his lunch. "Tae! You look so lovely today. Umm.. uh.. what a lovely... apron you're wearing. Gosh, If only more women would wear those... uh, things more often...," Sanosuke plastered a fake smile on his face. Tae grabbed his ear and glared. "Would you like to wear one too, Sano? I bet there's some more left in the kitchen... along with some 'lovely' dirty dishes..." Tae trailed. "Hee, hee, well look at the time! I better get going... uh... bye!!!" Sanosuke dashed off. "SANOSUKE SAGARA!!!!" Tae through a tea cup at him which hit him right smack dab on his rooster head. Sanosuke ran of with a big bump on his head.
"Cheap moron," Yahiko mumbled under his breath. Oh well, what's it to him anyways? Yahiko didn't come here to see some cheap moron escape paying ANOTHER bill... but, we all know the real reason for coming to the Akebeko. Yahiko took a seat waiting for a certain waitress to take his order.
"Yahiko-CHAN!!! How are you?" Tsubame came up to him pulling out a notepad from her apron. Yahiko glared at her causing her to erupt into a fit of giggles. "Fine, you?" "Great. What would you like. Sushi, tea..." Tsubame asked. 'Or me??' Yahiko added mentally. "No thanks. Hey, when's your next break?" Yahiko asked trying his best to hide his blush. "Umm... I think in about five minutes. Tae said I could have half the day off since I've been working hard in the kitchen." "Okay, you think we could umm... take a walk maybe..." Yahiko mumbled under his breath. "Sure!" Tsubame beamed.
Tsubame went to put up her stuff and came back out with her yellow kimono on... the one Yahiko particularly liked. "Shall we go...," Tsubame blushed. Though he'd walk her home every afternoon, she still couldn't help her blushing.
They walked in comfortable silence... occasionally brushing their hands against eachother as they walked. "Do you mind if we go to the shops before you drop me home? I've been meaning to buy a new kimono for a long time," Tsubame broke the silence. "Okay, I have nothing else to do anyway. Might as well," Yahiko replied casually. Tsubame's paces sped up and she was now in front of Yahiko. Before she knew it, she started to skip... but then she stopped dead in her tracks. She wrapped her arms around the bottom of her stomach and winced. 'Owww, my stomach hurts so bad... aaahhhhh!! My stomach feels like... like there's something chewing the insides,' Tsubame thought to herself as she tighted her hold on her stomach.
"Tsubame?" Yahiko came up to her putting a hand on her shoulder, "Are you okay?" Tsubame tried her best to smile. "I'm okay, I just need to sit down a bit," Tsubame said as Yahiko took her arm and sat her down at a nearby bench. Yahiko rubbed her back as she winced once more. "Was it something you ate?" Yahiko suggested. "No, I ate the same things I eat everyday. Ow, it hurts so bad," she cried. A few minutes later, Tsubame let out a small smile and got up after she felt the slightest bit better. Yahiko showed a relieved smile as he, too, got up.
They walked side by side until Yahiko saw something that caught his attention in the shop window. Tsubame unknowingly got ahead. Yahiko started walking again looking at Tsubame's back side. That's when he noticed something odd. There was a large red spot near her... Yahiko blushed... tushy. It didnt notice the spot before when she'd worn the kimono the other day. (And we all know Yahiko never missed looking the location of the spot before.) Yahiko quickend his pace and took a closer look at the red spot.
He gasped, "Ah! Tsubame, you're bleeding! We have to get you to the doctor quick!!" Yahiko shrieked picking her up. "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!! THIS GIRL NEEDS A DOCTOR!!" Yahiko yelled running through the crowd. "Hey kid, what's the rush. You ain't married yet!" a man teased. Tsubame blushed barely knowing what was going on. "Tsubame, you're bleeding profusely!!! I knew it! Oh maybe you have a bad cut! Or maybe worse... maybe you have alheimerz disease!!!" Yahiko gasped. "Umm... Yahiko-chan, what's that alheimerz thing??" Tsubame asked blushing as Yahiko kept running with her in his arms. "Uh...I don't know it just sounds very bloody," Yahiko replied bluntly.
"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY PEOPLE!!!" Yahiko exclaimed running into the clinic. He burst throught the door of Megumi's office finding Megumi sitting on Sanosuke's lap with a hand on his chest. "Yahiko!! Uh, I was j-j-just fixing r-rooster's hand!" Megumi blushed getting up. "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. TSUBAME NEEDS A DOCTOR! SHE'S BLEEDING IN THE WEIRDEST PLACE!!" Yahiko yelled again. He placed Tsubame down who looked at him sceptically. "Well get out of here Yahiko!" Megumi pushed him out. "What are you gonna do to her?? Don't hurt her!" "Shut up, kid," Sanosuke dragged him out by the ear.
Tsubame raised an eyebrow and looked at the smiling Megumi. "That's so sweeeeeeeeeet!!! I just have to tell Tae and Kaoru about this!" Megumi squealed. Tsubame clutched her stomach again. "Ugh, Megumi-san. My stomach hurts so bad..." Tsubame complained. "No!! That's it, now I definately think those Stomach Chewing Demons are contagious! If this continues, who knows what will happen?!" "I don't know. All I know is that these things are killing me and that it feels wet down *clears her throat* there," Tsubame blushed. "Tsubame stand up and turn around," Megumi instructed. Megumi saw the red spot, "Oh. OoOoOoH!!!! Aaaaah!!! Our little Tsubame's growing up!" Megumi squealed loud enough for everyone to hear.
"WTF? What did you do to her, Yahiko," Sanosuke said in a threatening voice. "You didn't *clears throat* did you?" Sanosuke continued. Yahiko looked at him weird. "Huh?" "Nevermind. You're too young anyways," Sanosuke sweat dropped. "SoOo, what was going on in Megumi's office?" Yahiko asked smoothly. "What d'ya mean kid???" Sanosuke's widened. "You know, the whole lap thing and the whole hand-on-chest-and-maybe-other-places thing..." "IT WAS NOTHING! SHE WAS FIXING MY HAND! GIRL SCOUT'S HONOR!" Sanusuke shrieked. "Hey! You didn't look so innocent yourself. Bringin' little 'innocent' Tsubame in her in your arms. How am I supposed to know that you weren't doing anything I'd probably do?" Sanosuke put his hands on his waist. "She was bleeding for crying out loud! For all I know, she may have alheimerz disease!" Yahiko fumed. "What's that?" "I don't know, it just sounds very bloody," Yahiko put on a sheepish grin.
~Back inside the office~
"Tsubame-chan, you are growing up and now that you're a woman, you should know what's going on. You are on what is called your period. This happens every month until you're an old lady. This is just getting you ready for child birth," Megumi exclaimed. Tsubame's eyes widened. "NANI? I'M GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD!!!!! WHO'S THE FATHER?" Tsubame exclaimed obviously not getting what Megumi was saying.
Outside, both Yahiko's and Sanosuke's eyes widened as Sanosuke gave Yahiko a strange look. "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! ALL I DID WAS TRY TO HOLD HER HAND!!!"
"It's not Yahiko is it? Or Eiji? Eww, hopefully not Eiji. I hope it's Yahiko. But I'm not pregnant! I think.. I mean all I did was try to hold his hand! Gee, you and Sano are always touching eachothers' hands. You even touched his chest. You are probably having quadruplets at this rate. Wow, just touching gets you this far. But it would be nice to have a baby. Hopefully it's a boy that looks like Yahiko. He'll have black hair and brown eyes and that fit body of his. Hopefully those buns of steel too! If I am pregnant we can name him Hiko! Get it? YaHIKO. Oh wait, that's Ken- san's sensai's name-" Tsubame was cut of.
"Dear, you're rambling," an irritated Megumi interupted, "And no, you AREN'T pregnant. If you were, this wouldn't happen to you. But I'm sorry to say this but you also have the stomach chewing demons. I think this is becoming an epidemic... someday I'll make a medicine for these and name it... hmm... I don't know... Sidol? Pidol? Tidol? Well, the point is that you will have to start attaching these on your underpants," Megumi said pointing to the ancient version of a pad. (A/N: Sorry, I don't know what they wore back then. ^__^')
"Really? But how??" Tsubame blushed. "Won't that stick out when I walk?" Megumi shook her head 'This is definately going to give me those brain chewing demons!' Megumi thought looking at Tsubame who was studying the 'pad.' 'That's it! I'm going to invent these new medicines for the stomach chewing demons and those brain chewing demons too! I'll name them Tidol and Mylenol! (A/N: Today known as Midol and Tylenol)' Megumi thought with a grin on her face.
After the LONG explaination of what was going on and the stomach chewing demons going around, Megumi got tired and sent Tsubame home with Yahiko. Sanosuke came in with a wicked grin on his face. "So fox-doctor, where were we??"
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Yahiko walked Tsubame home in uncomfortable silence. Poor little Tsubame had to walk home with her hands behind her back in order to cover up the stain. (A/N: Say "Ay" if any of you have had to do that before. Ay!!)
"SoOo?? Are you feeling alright now?" Yahiko inquired nervously. Tsubame gave a small smile, "Yeah, I think so." Yahiko started to twidle his thumbs, "Umm... what about the whole 'pregnant' thing? Uh, who is the umm father?" he blushed. "No, I'm not pregnant," Tsubame spoke in a voice no louder than a whisper. "That's good, so, what was going on any ways??" Yahiko asked taking a look at her face. "Umm, nothing, it's just... umm... you were right, it was something I ate," Tsubame put on a sheepish grin. "Then why were you bleeding?" Yahiko raised his left brow. "Umm, uhh, I, uhh have a... a... cut, yeah, a cut on my leg. It's nothing! Nothing at all!" Tsubame stuttered. "Uh, okay. If you say so. Listen, Tsubame, if you ever need any help or if you're just feeling down, I'm always here for you," Yahiko said taking a hold of her hand.
Both of their cheeks turned crimson and they let go of eachothers hands. "Umm, thanks... a lot, Yahiko-kun. Well I'm home. Bye. See ya tomorrow," Tsubame said shyly. Yahiko was a little disappointed that Tsubame didn't say something like 'Oh Yahiko! You're so sweet and manly. You are sooooo way better than Eiji and Yutaoru (sp?). And you're definately not little. You are so cute and handsome!! I love you!' Yahiko turned around and frowned and started to walk away.
"Umm, Yahiko... I have something to tell you," Tsubame called. Yahiko turned around with a big grin on his face. 'Yes, maybe she'll say all those things!' Yahiko thought. "What is it, Tsubame?" he asked eagerly.
"Umm... this is kinda hard to say,"
"It's okay. I'm not going to say anything, Tsubame,"
"Well...."
"Well what?"
"Oh my gosh this is so embarrassing!"
"Don't worry, telling your feelings is nothing to laugh at!"
"Well uh,"
"Go ahead, Tsubame,"
"Do you um...,"
'MY GOSH! Why is it taking her so friggin long to ask me out?!!' Yahiko thought.
"Yes???????"
"Do you think that the tea I make tastes bad?"
Yahiko did a typical anime fall and groaned. He got up and had a big sweat drop. "No, I personally like your tea alot Tsubame," Yahiko replied. 'All that waiting and she talks about TEA?!' Yahiko groaned mentally.
"Okay, I'll get going. Kenshin's probably waiting with dinner. Good night,"
"Bye!"
TBC
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Okay, so how was that? Non-funny? Anti-humor? You tell me. Please leave a review. You don't know how much it means to me when I get reviews. Thanks! Until next time, happy reading! Ja!
Kawaii-Libra-Waziha-chan
SUMMARY: Tsubame, being so young, had yet to face them... the terror that every girl goes through atleast once in there life time (actually, once every month). And finally that time came... Will Yahiko survive the wrath of Tsubame's Stomach Chewing Demons? (Sorry if some of the characters seem OOC)
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or Samurai X or any other anime! The credit for this story goes specifically to Kitten Kisses. RK is owned buy Watsuki-san and Jump Comics....( I think.)
TSUBAME AND THE STOMACH CHEWING DEMONS
By Kawaii-chan
Chapter One: All I Did Was Trying To Hold Her Hand!!
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Yahiko strolled into the Akebeko finding Sanosuke there talking his way out of paying for his lunch. "Tae! You look so lovely today. Umm.. uh.. what a lovely... apron you're wearing. Gosh, If only more women would wear those... uh, things more often...," Sanosuke plastered a fake smile on his face. Tae grabbed his ear and glared. "Would you like to wear one too, Sano? I bet there's some more left in the kitchen... along with some 'lovely' dirty dishes..." Tae trailed. "Hee, hee, well look at the time! I better get going... uh... bye!!!" Sanosuke dashed off. "SANOSUKE SAGARA!!!!" Tae through a tea cup at him which hit him right smack dab on his rooster head. Sanosuke ran of with a big bump on his head.
"Cheap moron," Yahiko mumbled under his breath. Oh well, what's it to him anyways? Yahiko didn't come here to see some cheap moron escape paying ANOTHER bill... but, we all know the real reason for coming to the Akebeko. Yahiko took a seat waiting for a certain waitress to take his order.
"Yahiko-CHAN!!! How are you?" Tsubame came up to him pulling out a notepad from her apron. Yahiko glared at her causing her to erupt into a fit of giggles. "Fine, you?" "Great. What would you like. Sushi, tea..." Tsubame asked. 'Or me??' Yahiko added mentally. "No thanks. Hey, when's your next break?" Yahiko asked trying his best to hide his blush. "Umm... I think in about five minutes. Tae said I could have half the day off since I've been working hard in the kitchen." "Okay, you think we could umm... take a walk maybe..." Yahiko mumbled under his breath. "Sure!" Tsubame beamed.
Tsubame went to put up her stuff and came back out with her yellow kimono on... the one Yahiko particularly liked. "Shall we go...," Tsubame blushed. Though he'd walk her home every afternoon, she still couldn't help her blushing.
They walked in comfortable silence... occasionally brushing their hands against eachother as they walked. "Do you mind if we go to the shops before you drop me home? I've been meaning to buy a new kimono for a long time," Tsubame broke the silence. "Okay, I have nothing else to do anyway. Might as well," Yahiko replied casually. Tsubame's paces sped up and she was now in front of Yahiko. Before she knew it, she started to skip... but then she stopped dead in her tracks. She wrapped her arms around the bottom of her stomach and winced. 'Owww, my stomach hurts so bad... aaahhhhh!! My stomach feels like... like there's something chewing the insides,' Tsubame thought to herself as she tighted her hold on her stomach.
"Tsubame?" Yahiko came up to her putting a hand on her shoulder, "Are you okay?" Tsubame tried her best to smile. "I'm okay, I just need to sit down a bit," Tsubame said as Yahiko took her arm and sat her down at a nearby bench. Yahiko rubbed her back as she winced once more. "Was it something you ate?" Yahiko suggested. "No, I ate the same things I eat everyday. Ow, it hurts so bad," she cried. A few minutes later, Tsubame let out a small smile and got up after she felt the slightest bit better. Yahiko showed a relieved smile as he, too, got up.
They walked side by side until Yahiko saw something that caught his attention in the shop window. Tsubame unknowingly got ahead. Yahiko started walking again looking at Tsubame's back side. That's when he noticed something odd. There was a large red spot near her... Yahiko blushed... tushy. It didnt notice the spot before when she'd worn the kimono the other day. (And we all know Yahiko never missed looking the location of the spot before.) Yahiko quickend his pace and took a closer look at the red spot.
He gasped, "Ah! Tsubame, you're bleeding! We have to get you to the doctor quick!!" Yahiko shrieked picking her up. "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!! THIS GIRL NEEDS A DOCTOR!!" Yahiko yelled running through the crowd. "Hey kid, what's the rush. You ain't married yet!" a man teased. Tsubame blushed barely knowing what was going on. "Tsubame, you're bleeding profusely!!! I knew it! Oh maybe you have a bad cut! Or maybe worse... maybe you have alheimerz disease!!!" Yahiko gasped. "Umm... Yahiko-chan, what's that alheimerz thing??" Tsubame asked blushing as Yahiko kept running with her in his arms. "Uh...I don't know it just sounds very bloody," Yahiko replied bluntly.
"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY PEOPLE!!!" Yahiko exclaimed running into the clinic. He burst throught the door of Megumi's office finding Megumi sitting on Sanosuke's lap with a hand on his chest. "Yahiko!! Uh, I was j-j-just fixing r-rooster's hand!" Megumi blushed getting up. "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. TSUBAME NEEDS A DOCTOR! SHE'S BLEEDING IN THE WEIRDEST PLACE!!" Yahiko yelled again. He placed Tsubame down who looked at him sceptically. "Well get out of here Yahiko!" Megumi pushed him out. "What are you gonna do to her?? Don't hurt her!" "Shut up, kid," Sanosuke dragged him out by the ear.
Tsubame raised an eyebrow and looked at the smiling Megumi. "That's so sweeeeeeeeeet!!! I just have to tell Tae and Kaoru about this!" Megumi squealed. Tsubame clutched her stomach again. "Ugh, Megumi-san. My stomach hurts so bad..." Tsubame complained. "No!! That's it, now I definately think those Stomach Chewing Demons are contagious! If this continues, who knows what will happen?!" "I don't know. All I know is that these things are killing me and that it feels wet down *clears her throat* there," Tsubame blushed. "Tsubame stand up and turn around," Megumi instructed. Megumi saw the red spot, "Oh. OoOoOoH!!!! Aaaaah!!! Our little Tsubame's growing up!" Megumi squealed loud enough for everyone to hear.
"WTF? What did you do to her, Yahiko," Sanosuke said in a threatening voice. "You didn't *clears throat* did you?" Sanosuke continued. Yahiko looked at him weird. "Huh?" "Nevermind. You're too young anyways," Sanosuke sweat dropped. "SoOo, what was going on in Megumi's office?" Yahiko asked smoothly. "What d'ya mean kid???" Sanosuke's widened. "You know, the whole lap thing and the whole hand-on-chest-and-maybe-other-places thing..." "IT WAS NOTHING! SHE WAS FIXING MY HAND! GIRL SCOUT'S HONOR!" Sanusuke shrieked. "Hey! You didn't look so innocent yourself. Bringin' little 'innocent' Tsubame in her in your arms. How am I supposed to know that you weren't doing anything I'd probably do?" Sanosuke put his hands on his waist. "She was bleeding for crying out loud! For all I know, she may have alheimerz disease!" Yahiko fumed. "What's that?" "I don't know, it just sounds very bloody," Yahiko put on a sheepish grin.
~Back inside the office~
"Tsubame-chan, you are growing up and now that you're a woman, you should know what's going on. You are on what is called your period. This happens every month until you're an old lady. This is just getting you ready for child birth," Megumi exclaimed. Tsubame's eyes widened. "NANI? I'M GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD!!!!! WHO'S THE FATHER?" Tsubame exclaimed obviously not getting what Megumi was saying.
Outside, both Yahiko's and Sanosuke's eyes widened as Sanosuke gave Yahiko a strange look. "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! ALL I DID WAS TRY TO HOLD HER HAND!!!"
"It's not Yahiko is it? Or Eiji? Eww, hopefully not Eiji. I hope it's Yahiko. But I'm not pregnant! I think.. I mean all I did was try to hold his hand! Gee, you and Sano are always touching eachothers' hands. You even touched his chest. You are probably having quadruplets at this rate. Wow, just touching gets you this far. But it would be nice to have a baby. Hopefully it's a boy that looks like Yahiko. He'll have black hair and brown eyes and that fit body of his. Hopefully those buns of steel too! If I am pregnant we can name him Hiko! Get it? YaHIKO. Oh wait, that's Ken- san's sensai's name-" Tsubame was cut of.
"Dear, you're rambling," an irritated Megumi interupted, "And no, you AREN'T pregnant. If you were, this wouldn't happen to you. But I'm sorry to say this but you also have the stomach chewing demons. I think this is becoming an epidemic... someday I'll make a medicine for these and name it... hmm... I don't know... Sidol? Pidol? Tidol? Well, the point is that you will have to start attaching these on your underpants," Megumi said pointing to the ancient version of a pad. (A/N: Sorry, I don't know what they wore back then. ^__^')
"Really? But how??" Tsubame blushed. "Won't that stick out when I walk?" Megumi shook her head 'This is definately going to give me those brain chewing demons!' Megumi thought looking at Tsubame who was studying the 'pad.' 'That's it! I'm going to invent these new medicines for the stomach chewing demons and those brain chewing demons too! I'll name them Tidol and Mylenol! (A/N: Today known as Midol and Tylenol)' Megumi thought with a grin on her face.
After the LONG explaination of what was going on and the stomach chewing demons going around, Megumi got tired and sent Tsubame home with Yahiko. Sanosuke came in with a wicked grin on his face. "So fox-doctor, where were we??"
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Yahiko walked Tsubame home in uncomfortable silence. Poor little Tsubame had to walk home with her hands behind her back in order to cover up the stain. (A/N: Say "Ay" if any of you have had to do that before. Ay!!)
"SoOo?? Are you feeling alright now?" Yahiko inquired nervously. Tsubame gave a small smile, "Yeah, I think so." Yahiko started to twidle his thumbs, "Umm... what about the whole 'pregnant' thing? Uh, who is the umm father?" he blushed. "No, I'm not pregnant," Tsubame spoke in a voice no louder than a whisper. "That's good, so, what was going on any ways??" Yahiko asked taking a look at her face. "Umm, nothing, it's just... umm... you were right, it was something I ate," Tsubame put on a sheepish grin. "Then why were you bleeding?" Yahiko raised his left brow. "Umm, uhh, I, uhh have a... a... cut, yeah, a cut on my leg. It's nothing! Nothing at all!" Tsubame stuttered. "Uh, okay. If you say so. Listen, Tsubame, if you ever need any help or if you're just feeling down, I'm always here for you," Yahiko said taking a hold of her hand.
Both of their cheeks turned crimson and they let go of eachothers hands. "Umm, thanks... a lot, Yahiko-kun. Well I'm home. Bye. See ya tomorrow," Tsubame said shyly. Yahiko was a little disappointed that Tsubame didn't say something like 'Oh Yahiko! You're so sweet and manly. You are sooooo way better than Eiji and Yutaoru (sp?). And you're definately not little. You are so cute and handsome!! I love you!' Yahiko turned around and frowned and started to walk away.
"Umm, Yahiko... I have something to tell you," Tsubame called. Yahiko turned around with a big grin on his face. 'Yes, maybe she'll say all those things!' Yahiko thought. "What is it, Tsubame?" he asked eagerly.
"Umm... this is kinda hard to say,"
"It's okay. I'm not going to say anything, Tsubame,"
"Well...."
"Well what?"
"Oh my gosh this is so embarrassing!"
"Don't worry, telling your feelings is nothing to laugh at!"
"Well uh,"
"Go ahead, Tsubame,"
"Do you um...,"
'MY GOSH! Why is it taking her so friggin long to ask me out?!!' Yahiko thought.
"Yes???????"
"Do you think that the tea I make tastes bad?"
Yahiko did a typical anime fall and groaned. He got up and had a big sweat drop. "No, I personally like your tea alot Tsubame," Yahiko replied. 'All that waiting and she talks about TEA?!' Yahiko groaned mentally.
"Okay, I'll get going. Kenshin's probably waiting with dinner. Good night,"
"Bye!"
TBC
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Okay, so how was that? Non-funny? Anti-humor? You tell me. Please leave a review. You don't know how much it means to me when I get reviews. Thanks! Until next time, happy reading! Ja!
Kawaii-Libra-Waziha-chan