Here I am again, with another chapter. I really hope people are reading this, and liking it, and not sleeping like somebody...
Eddie:::snore:::
Andy:: Feh! She really does act like her dad!
Knives:: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! HUH!? DON'T BE MEAN TO ME AFTER I AGREED TO BE IN THIS LAME STORY!
Andy: shutup...just shutup.
Disclaimer: (runs into a room full of people) If you OWN TRIGUN AND YOU KNOW CLAP YOUR HANDS!
(Long pause)
Andy:: oh well.
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"I KNOW!" Andy shouted, " YOU CAN COME BACK TO EARTH WITH US AND WE CAN SHOW YOU!"
"No. NO WAY!" Knives shouted back, " That plant is contaminated by humans."
"This planet is contaminated by you." Lauren shot back, still angry at him from before.
Knives glared, " The day I go to Earth is the day this planet freezes over."
" I don't know..." Vash muttered, " I think it sounds like a good idea."
" Really?" And said, getting excited " That is so cool!"
"What?" Knives argued, looking at Vash, " You can't be serious!"
The blond gunman furrowed his brow, " I think it would interesting."
"Yeah!" Renia cheered, " It'll be a blast! You can even see yourselves on t.v!"
" I am NOT leaving this planet. You go ahead though, brother!" Knives hissed, " Go ahead pollute your mind even more! Let these brats take over!"
The next thing they knew, Knives was on the floor, head first, with a large bump on the back of his head, Lauren standing over him with a smile full of pride on her face.
" Who are YOU calling a BRAT?" She roared, stepping on the back of his head.
" WHOA!" Vash said pulling the angry teen off his brother, " Not a very wise idea."
" Nope." Andy agreed. " Not something I would do but hey..."
A very angry twin pulled his face from the floor and glared up at Lauren.
" Ohhhhhhh!" Renia cheered, " get a camera! It's the trademark death glare!"
" Yeah." Vash said sarcastically, " and when there is a death glare, DEATH FOLLOWS!"
Andy, Lauren and Renia nodded in agreement.
" WHAT ARE YOU STANDING THERE FOR?" Vash shouted, " RUN!"
" Forgot..." Andy trailed as she, and her friends stormed down the hall, grabbing a very shocked Jordan and Charles on their way.
"GET BACK HERE VERMIN!" came an angry roar, that Vash could swear made the house shake.
" That's ok!" Renia answered, jumping down the front porch steps.
" WHAT DID YOU DO?" Jordan squeaked, glancing over his shoulder at the red faced man chasing after them.
" OH THE HUMANITY! I CANT TAKE THE PRESSURE!" Charles frowned as he bounded past Jordan.
" This..." Vash thought as he raced after his homicidal relative, " Is why I never had kids..."
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Alright. How was this chapter?
Eddie:: When is Daddy coming home?
Andy:: sadly, Knives isn't your dad in this story.
Eddie:: say it with me now...HIP! HIP! HURRAY!
Andy:: Oh boy.