KID'S STORY
Scene: Dusty old room in an abandoned hotel. Room number on door: 103.
Trinity: Oh that's clever.
NEO is sitting at a flat-screen computer, typing on some sort of DOS-like instant messenger service. TRINITY is reclining in a chair nearby.
COMPUTER SCREEN:
KID: Somebody tell me why I keep having prophetic dreams of my death!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE_ONE: There is some fiction in your truth and some truth in your fiction.
Trinity: When did you learn to be cryptic?
Neo: Hehehehehe.
COMPUTER SCREEN:
KID: Alice??????????????????? a/s/l?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ALICE_ONE: …………………..
Trinity: *snort*
Neo: I have a bad feeling about this kid…
Trinity: Why? You said yourself he was perfect for unplugging.
Neo: Ye-es… but he's giving me bad vibes! Like…whoa, dude, that's most annoying.
Trinity: You're doing it again.
Neo: Sorry.
Trinity: So what if he's overenthusiastic? I'm sure he can't be that much of a pain in person.
Neo: Yeah I guess…
SCENE CHANGE!: Boring classroom. KID is scribbling names in his notebook and looking very sketchy while SENSEI drones on about something or other.
Sensei: Waah-wahh-wahh-wahh-waaahh.
Kid: *scribbles in notebook "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
*phone rings*
SENSEI and CLASS all turn and stare at KID.
Kid: Uhh.. oops!!!!!!!!! *turns phone off* Sorry Mr. Sensei sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sensei: Mr. Sensei? Baka. No ringing phones in my class!
Kid: Yes Mr. Sensei sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It won't happen again Mr. Sensei sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SENSEI rolls eyes, sighs helplessly and turns back to the board. No sooner has he resumed writing whatever on the board than the phone rings again.
Sensei: *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUME*
Kid: I know I turned it off Mr. Sensei sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SENSEI advances on KID with DOOM over his head.
Kid: *picks up phone* Hello??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Neo: (on phone) They know you know I know they know you know!
Kid: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Keanu Reeves?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Neo: GET OUT!
Kid: *runs*
Sensei: RAAAAAAH!
KID gets really weird and sketchy looking as he grabs his skateboard out of his oddly-colored locker and takes off down the hall.
Random people: Ahh!
Kid: Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KID skates into the girls' bathroom where he is pelted with purses and lipstick tubes. He climbs out of the window and up a pipe to the roof, where there are a ridiculous number of AGENTS waiting to shoot him.
Kid: ACK!!!!!! *loses balance and falls off the roof* AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCENE CHANGE! Graveyard. Mr. Popper… dead…. Oops.
Sensei: Wahh-waah-wahh-waah-waah.
Dude: True dat.
SCENE CHANGE! The Neb. It's dark. KID is lying on a table. He has no hair or eyebrows. There are two very obvious SHADOWED FIGURES standing over him.
Trinity: Wow, he actually survived.
Neo: Das crazy!
Trinity: Somehow the fact that you didn't catch him makes me nervous…
Kid: Neo.. you saaaved me…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: Whoa, easy on the punctuation, Kid.
Kid: I'm gonna follow you around aaaaaaaall the tiiiiiiiiime…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: …NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OWARI!