**EDITORS NOTE** ( Author is madly obsessed and in love, so beware. ( Im
Lorilie and Yanique is Wagnerina (LMAO)
.:.Chapter 1.:.
It was a rainy afternoon down in Tortuga where sisters Lorilie and Wagnerina Svenson were having a discussion about pirates.
"I don't understand why they have to be so dirty," said Lorilie. "Oh please, girl, I think they're sexy," replied Wagnerina.
Lorilie: I suppose they are.in a way. Wagnerina: I'd love to meet the infamous Jack Sparrow Lorilie: Its CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow Wagnerina: I thought you didn't care for pirates. Lorilie: I don't its just that. Wagnerina: AHA! LORILIE LIKES A PIRATE!! LORILIE LIKES A PIRATE!!
Lorilie was blushing because she knew that she felt something for the older, yet sexy and charming Captain Jack Sparrow.
" I can't believe that we live on an island FILLED WITH PIRATES and I don't have one for a boyfriend", complained Wagnerina. (LMAO I CRACK UP EVERYTIME I WRITE WAGNERINA)
Lorilie: What do you want a pirate for a man anyways?? Wagnerina: Because I do! Watch me! I'm going out rite now and find me self a buccaneer!
Lorilie sighed because she knew that her sister, as she usually did, would find 2 horrible, disgusting men and say to one of them that Lorilie wanted them badly. She hated when her sister did that because it made it seem as if Lorilie was desperate.well, she was.
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It was already getting quite late and Lorilie was beginning to worry about her sister. *She probably got drunk at that bar and fell asleep*
Just minutes later, the door creaked open and Lorilie heard laughter from her sister. However, there was also the laughter of another voice. When Lorilie stood up to see who it was, IT WAS CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
Lorilie quickly got to her feet, dusted off her dress, and went to greet Mr. Sparrow.
Wagnerina: See darling, I told you I would find someone worthwhile.
Lorilie: Indeed, you have, muttered Lorilie under her breath, with her eyes glued on Jack.
Jack extended his hand to shake Lorilie's saying "Pleased to meet you, luv". But Lorilie seemed to be in a trance staring at the mans eyes.
"Um.excuse me? Are you alright, girl?," asked Jack, looking confused. Lorilie still had her eyes fixed upon Jacks, as if she was under a spell.
"HEY!," shouted Jack once more, but this time slapping Lorilie across the face. Lorilie had a quick reflex, and flew her hand across Jack's face, as well.
Jack seemed shocked, that a lady like her would slap a man like him. Jack:" I thought you were a lady, Miss" said Jack putting his hand where Lorilie had slapped him. Lorilie: I am, but its just that I dont find it ok for a pirate to slap me. Jack: Right.Anyways, you happen to have any spare rum, luv? Wagnerina: Of course!
Wagnerina went to get Jack some rum and left Lorilie alone with Jack.
Jack: Sorry I didn't introduce myself properly.My names Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh and PLEASE don't forget the Captain. Lorilie giggled. "And my name is Lorilie. By the way, why did you come with my sister?" Jack: Um. Well, your sister came with some. rum. in her hands and I was rather thirsty, I dare say, and I kindly asked her for some. All I did was ask her for a sip, but women here in Tortuga have the bad habit of slapping me across the face, so I offered her to come ride with me on my ship, The Black Pearl, and meet my crew, and set out to sea. But she said she couldn't leave you, so we came here for you, luv, so you can come sleep, err, I mean come with me on my ship."
Jack smiled, as Wagnerina came back with a bottle of rum. "Well you ladies pack up while I wait for you outside with my rum."
Jack walked out the door humming "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me" while drinking his rum.
.:.Chapter 1.:.
It was a rainy afternoon down in Tortuga where sisters Lorilie and Wagnerina Svenson were having a discussion about pirates.
"I don't understand why they have to be so dirty," said Lorilie. "Oh please, girl, I think they're sexy," replied Wagnerina.
Lorilie: I suppose they are.in a way. Wagnerina: I'd love to meet the infamous Jack Sparrow Lorilie: Its CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow Wagnerina: I thought you didn't care for pirates. Lorilie: I don't its just that. Wagnerina: AHA! LORILIE LIKES A PIRATE!! LORILIE LIKES A PIRATE!!
Lorilie was blushing because she knew that she felt something for the older, yet sexy and charming Captain Jack Sparrow.
" I can't believe that we live on an island FILLED WITH PIRATES and I don't have one for a boyfriend", complained Wagnerina. (LMAO I CRACK UP EVERYTIME I WRITE WAGNERINA)
Lorilie: What do you want a pirate for a man anyways?? Wagnerina: Because I do! Watch me! I'm going out rite now and find me self a buccaneer!
Lorilie sighed because she knew that her sister, as she usually did, would find 2 horrible, disgusting men and say to one of them that Lorilie wanted them badly. She hated when her sister did that because it made it seem as if Lorilie was desperate.well, she was.
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It was already getting quite late and Lorilie was beginning to worry about her sister. *She probably got drunk at that bar and fell asleep*
Just minutes later, the door creaked open and Lorilie heard laughter from her sister. However, there was also the laughter of another voice. When Lorilie stood up to see who it was, IT WAS CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
Lorilie quickly got to her feet, dusted off her dress, and went to greet Mr. Sparrow.
Wagnerina: See darling, I told you I would find someone worthwhile.
Lorilie: Indeed, you have, muttered Lorilie under her breath, with her eyes glued on Jack.
Jack extended his hand to shake Lorilie's saying "Pleased to meet you, luv". But Lorilie seemed to be in a trance staring at the mans eyes.
"Um.excuse me? Are you alright, girl?," asked Jack, looking confused. Lorilie still had her eyes fixed upon Jacks, as if she was under a spell.
"HEY!," shouted Jack once more, but this time slapping Lorilie across the face. Lorilie had a quick reflex, and flew her hand across Jack's face, as well.
Jack seemed shocked, that a lady like her would slap a man like him. Jack:" I thought you were a lady, Miss" said Jack putting his hand where Lorilie had slapped him. Lorilie: I am, but its just that I dont find it ok for a pirate to slap me. Jack: Right.Anyways, you happen to have any spare rum, luv? Wagnerina: Of course!
Wagnerina went to get Jack some rum and left Lorilie alone with Jack.
Jack: Sorry I didn't introduce myself properly.My names Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh and PLEASE don't forget the Captain. Lorilie giggled. "And my name is Lorilie. By the way, why did you come with my sister?" Jack: Um. Well, your sister came with some. rum. in her hands and I was rather thirsty, I dare say, and I kindly asked her for some. All I did was ask her for a sip, but women here in Tortuga have the bad habit of slapping me across the face, so I offered her to come ride with me on my ship, The Black Pearl, and meet my crew, and set out to sea. But she said she couldn't leave you, so we came here for you, luv, so you can come sleep, err, I mean come with me on my ship."
Jack smiled, as Wagnerina came back with a bottle of rum. "Well you ladies pack up while I wait for you outside with my rum."
Jack walked out the door humming "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me" while drinking his rum.