Authors Note: Sorry for the retarded chapter 5, I screwed up something
when I was uploading number 4 and did it twice so I needed something to
replace it with. Um, yeah, any Disclaimers will be end of the story, so you
can't sue me unless you read it! MUAWHAHAHAH! Um, or you could just go to
the last chapter..Back to the story I suppose.
----------------------------Once again, we find the Tallest back at their ship-------------------------
"YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?" screeched Jaz, making the tallest cower. Despite the fact she was 6 Earth inches shorter than her leaders, she was very intimidating at times.
Red put his hands behind his back and gave Jaz a sad puppy dog look, his eyes becoming glassy.
"That didn't work before and its not going to work now." came the response from Jaz.
"Damn, it always worked on everyone else..." he said quietly to himself. "Come on Jaz, please? You know what damages Zim could do if he came back to Irk!" As red went on about how much trouble Zim caused, Jaz pulled put a snack and began munching on it quietly.
"Why didn't you just send him to a sun or a planet of broken glass or something?"
"HAH! I TOLD YOU RED! I TOLLLLLLLLLD YOU!"
"I didn't think he'd ACTUALLY find a planet! I thought it was just another black hole or something!" said Red embarrassedly as he shrugged his shoulders.
"But what's in it for me? Sure a mission, but I really don't think being an assassin is that great, I mean violence is good for the soul I don't have and all but.."Jaz said coyly, knowing she could manipulate Red like she always did.
"Um..pick something."
"Annnything?" grinned the evil Irken as she exchanged a look with Red.
Red smiled embarrassedly as he put a hand behind his forehead (lol, anime poses).
"Well, not anything.. " he said. Purple raised an eyebrow as the Cheese Crunchies lost their effect once more. (He had eaten 4 bags of them so far) Purple guessed their was something more by what they meant.."
"Rats." came the reply from Jaz. "Well then, I'll just have to settle for a new customized Imperial Voot Cruiser then. Red was about to object but kept his mouth shut instead.
"Have my ship ready for me in 8 krangs tops Red, 8."
Purple ticked off the numbers on his two fingers, "But that's about 56 earth days! We can't make you a flying suite in-"
"8 krangs, no more, no less." and with that Jaz left through the newly fixed doors, the alarm going off once more, but that was soon silenced once more.
"I don't see why you like her so much." voiced Purple as he stared pathetically at Red who gazed through the doors, hoping to catch a last glimpse of Jaz.
"Go shove a cheese crunchy up your- wait, never mind, you might take that too literally." Red smiled like the jackass he was as he dodged a punch from Purple.
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"Bright white bubbly clouds, not a care in the world, flying high up in the sky where nothing can affect them at all.." Ari gazed peacefully up at the light blue sky as she laid on Zim's oddly shaped rooftop. "That cloud looks like Zim." she said lazily as a cloud rolled by with what looked like antennae.
It had been about 2 months now since Ari and Zim had been working, due to Gir. He had "accidentally" played dollhouse with Pig inside the wires of the main computer. Then the pig spontaneously caught on fire and ripped out some of the computer memory cords. Zim was cursing for weeks about that one.
Ari laughed to herself, realizing how much Zim had affected her life when none other than Zim himself popped his head up through the roof top door.
"Hey Ari, I managed to hook up a fail safe system, Gir won't be able to screw up our stuff anymore."
"There is no such thing as a fail-safe system Zim, always remember that." replied Ari as Zim closed the roof door and sat down next to her.
"I guess your right when you have Gir for a Sir..So why are you up here?"
"No reason, I'm just looking at the clouds and thinking about stuff. Its called taking a break." she added playfully. Zim had been working himself really hard for the past week and she was a little worried about him.
"I see. I feel weird, just sitting here and doing ..nothing though."
"That too has a name Zim, we call it laziness." a smile came over Ari's face. Zim, who knew so much about technology and important things neglected the things that humans considered necessary for everyday life. It was funny to think about, and made Ari appreciate Zim even more.
"What's it like up there Zim?"
"Up where?" Zim had laid down now and was joining Ari in sky gazing.
"Up in space. What's it like?"
A faint sigh issued from Zim. "Its pretty 'cool' as you humans say. And your theory on Black holes is wrong, you don't get crushed if you build the right kind of ship. They actually can be made into transporters, in case you need to get somewhere really fast or something. But other than that you've got it right."
"Will you take me to space Zim?" asked Ari, her tan cheeks getting a slight hint of pink.
Zim's face blushed as well, although with a dark emerald color. 'Uh, sure if you want to sometime I guess. I keep forgetting humans buy themselves cars and don't buy themselves rockets."
"Don't ask me Zim, I'll never understand my own kind. I'm going to go take Gir for a walk, he's being unusually silent and nothing has blown up for a while, are you coming?" Ari stood up and opened the rooftop hatch.
"I'll be down in a second."
Ari disappeared from sight as Zim took one more glance at the sky to see a bright blue flash sparkle in the sky far off. He shrugged and went down to join Ari.
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"Umi! GET AWAY FROM THE CONTROLS, YOUR GOING TO CRASH US!" screamed an agitated Jaz as her cousin maniacally gripped the control lever. The ship sped past Saturn, diving in and out of its rings. Ember read Jaz's emotions and the gold plated Sir leapt for the emergency shutdown button. Immediately the ship lurched to a stop as Umi, Jaz, and their two sirs Ember and Biz were flung forwards.
"Control Shutdown, lock up procedure in place!" came the ships voice.
"Umi, what have you done! Why did you switch it to lock down! Now we're locked inside, and the only way to fix it is, wait, I'll let you guess!"
"To feed it to the SLORBIES! HEHEHEHEH!" the insane Irken screamed happily. Umi. He was insane in real life, that Jaz knew. He had been locked in a freezing room and lost 50% of his brain cells, while the rest of them went insane. Biz was nothing like Umi, thank the tallest..Biz was actually very obedient surprisingly enough since Umi was its owner. Jaz could feel Ember's eyes staring at her from behind.
Jaz turned to face the black and gold Sir unit designed for her a long time ago. The large golden Z on its forehead and two slicked back antennae were special requests though.
Jaz stomped her foot down as she glared into Umi's crazed cyan blue and silver eyes. Jaz's dark blue (narrow by birth) eyes narrowed even more as her temper she supposedly didn't have breached.
"Great Umi, we're stuck halfway to Earth, I'm STILL sick from that black hole, and now we're locked aboard our own ship. The only way for us to get the power back online is-"
"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EAT OUR OWN FEET!" screeched Umi as he cackled insanely with Biz by his side.
"What, you want to eat each others?" she retorted, her voice dripping sarcasm. Umi took no notice and began running around the room like a bird, his arms outstretched as he cried, "Ca-caw! Ca-caw!"
Jaz sighed, rubbing here forehead where her dark sapphire jewel sat in the middle of a headband. It kept her in one form, Irken. Naturally she was a shape shifter, but few knew that and she intended to keep it that way.
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Purple stared into space (literally) as Red flipped through the pages of an Irken Playboy type magazine. Purple glanced over and noticed this due to Red's murmurs.
"What on Blorch are you muttering about? I mean, if your gonna look at porn, at least do it somewhere else!" cried out Purple in exaggeration.
"Pffft, please! They call that beauty??? Jaz is 10 times prettier than these wannabes! And that's with her clothes ON!"
Purple's eye twitched. Not wanting to know how Red knew that, he kept trying to persuade Red put down the magazine.
"What if Zim came on right now or something?" Purple sighed, seeing Red wasn't listening. "Ok, what if JAZ came on right now?"
Red's antennae twitched when he heard her name. He gasped, "She'd be jealous I bet! She'd probably think she wasn't good enough for me, and I'd had to resort to pathetic Irken model skanks! Waiitt, this is JAZ I'm talking about, she wouldn't be jealous!"
"She wouldn't?" said a surprised Purple.
"Naww, she'd be beating me into a bloody Irken pulp. But I'd be a good Irken pulp if beaten by Jaz."
"That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard from your mouth." replied Purple in an undertone.
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Ari kicked her legs back and forth as she sat alone on the bench in the park. Gir ran around stuffing Squirrels into his mouth, but he could only hold about 4 so they all escaped eventually, then the game would begin again. (Bonus points for small children and bunnies)
Ari drew out her sword and drew funny pictures in the dirt below her. One was of a big headed Dib, another was Gir with a tail sticking out of his mouth, and another was Zim and Ari just standing there. Gir ran over and drew a heart in between them when she wasn't looking though.
Ari smiled, the thought of her liking someone else was laughable..Or was it? She had grown really attached to Zim, and as she had said before was loyal. "Like a dog!" her mind said viciously. "Stupid brain." she thought back to herself, realizing she was quite crazy looking.
Ari anxiously looked for Zim. "Really, he goes off to buy brainfreezies and never comes back!" Ari told Gir to stay in the park as she went off to find Zim. Somewhere in the back of her mind a sinister voice echoed, "Maybe he was found out" "And their operating on him right now!" "Or he left you and went to destroy the world by himself, you were only a tool!" Actually, the last one didn't really bother Ari, seeing as how that's how humans treated others, so why shouldn't aliens return their own favor?
As she turned a corner, she saw a shadow followed by faint maniacal laughter. It sounded very familiar..She started running down the curvy alleyways, trying to figure out where it was coming from, but it echoed off the walls and made it nearly impossible to trace back to its original spot!
"Stay away from me earth beast!" spat Zim as he backed up. Dib had corned him and he knew it. Zim's gloved hands felt hard brick wall behind him. Dib twirled a brand new fancier looking set of Alien Sleep Cuffs on his finger.
"Its about time Zim, no Gir to save you now, its impossible. Just surrender, it'll make everything a lot easier." Dib smiled a hideously creepy smile. Ari whirled around more corners, the voices where getting clearer.
"Never!"
Zim's response was met with Dib's fist, Zim stumbled backwards and hit the wall exposing his hands. Dib struck, the cuffs latched over Zim's wrists as a violent wave of energy ran through Zim's body. His I.D. Pak blinked for a moment but nothing else happened.
"Stay away from Ari.." Zim's voice was barely a whisper as he sank to his knees and fell to the ground. Dib smiled, amazed that he had finally caught Zim, He had done it! Until he heard an enraged hissing like a cat behind him.
He turned to face Ari's sword tip to his neck.
----------------------------Once again, we find the Tallest back at their ship-------------------------
"YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?" screeched Jaz, making the tallest cower. Despite the fact she was 6 Earth inches shorter than her leaders, she was very intimidating at times.
Red put his hands behind his back and gave Jaz a sad puppy dog look, his eyes becoming glassy.
"That didn't work before and its not going to work now." came the response from Jaz.
"Damn, it always worked on everyone else..." he said quietly to himself. "Come on Jaz, please? You know what damages Zim could do if he came back to Irk!" As red went on about how much trouble Zim caused, Jaz pulled put a snack and began munching on it quietly.
"Why didn't you just send him to a sun or a planet of broken glass or something?"
"HAH! I TOLD YOU RED! I TOLLLLLLLLLD YOU!"
"I didn't think he'd ACTUALLY find a planet! I thought it was just another black hole or something!" said Red embarrassedly as he shrugged his shoulders.
"But what's in it for me? Sure a mission, but I really don't think being an assassin is that great, I mean violence is good for the soul I don't have and all but.."Jaz said coyly, knowing she could manipulate Red like she always did.
"Um..pick something."
"Annnything?" grinned the evil Irken as she exchanged a look with Red.
Red smiled embarrassedly as he put a hand behind his forehead (lol, anime poses).
"Well, not anything.. " he said. Purple raised an eyebrow as the Cheese Crunchies lost their effect once more. (He had eaten 4 bags of them so far) Purple guessed their was something more by what they meant.."
"Rats." came the reply from Jaz. "Well then, I'll just have to settle for a new customized Imperial Voot Cruiser then. Red was about to object but kept his mouth shut instead.
"Have my ship ready for me in 8 krangs tops Red, 8."
Purple ticked off the numbers on his two fingers, "But that's about 56 earth days! We can't make you a flying suite in-"
"8 krangs, no more, no less." and with that Jaz left through the newly fixed doors, the alarm going off once more, but that was soon silenced once more.
"I don't see why you like her so much." voiced Purple as he stared pathetically at Red who gazed through the doors, hoping to catch a last glimpse of Jaz.
"Go shove a cheese crunchy up your- wait, never mind, you might take that too literally." Red smiled like the jackass he was as he dodged a punch from Purple.
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"Bright white bubbly clouds, not a care in the world, flying high up in the sky where nothing can affect them at all.." Ari gazed peacefully up at the light blue sky as she laid on Zim's oddly shaped rooftop. "That cloud looks like Zim." she said lazily as a cloud rolled by with what looked like antennae.
It had been about 2 months now since Ari and Zim had been working, due to Gir. He had "accidentally" played dollhouse with Pig inside the wires of the main computer. Then the pig spontaneously caught on fire and ripped out some of the computer memory cords. Zim was cursing for weeks about that one.
Ari laughed to herself, realizing how much Zim had affected her life when none other than Zim himself popped his head up through the roof top door.
"Hey Ari, I managed to hook up a fail safe system, Gir won't be able to screw up our stuff anymore."
"There is no such thing as a fail-safe system Zim, always remember that." replied Ari as Zim closed the roof door and sat down next to her.
"I guess your right when you have Gir for a Sir..So why are you up here?"
"No reason, I'm just looking at the clouds and thinking about stuff. Its called taking a break." she added playfully. Zim had been working himself really hard for the past week and she was a little worried about him.
"I see. I feel weird, just sitting here and doing ..nothing though."
"That too has a name Zim, we call it laziness." a smile came over Ari's face. Zim, who knew so much about technology and important things neglected the things that humans considered necessary for everyday life. It was funny to think about, and made Ari appreciate Zim even more.
"What's it like up there Zim?"
"Up where?" Zim had laid down now and was joining Ari in sky gazing.
"Up in space. What's it like?"
A faint sigh issued from Zim. "Its pretty 'cool' as you humans say. And your theory on Black holes is wrong, you don't get crushed if you build the right kind of ship. They actually can be made into transporters, in case you need to get somewhere really fast or something. But other than that you've got it right."
"Will you take me to space Zim?" asked Ari, her tan cheeks getting a slight hint of pink.
Zim's face blushed as well, although with a dark emerald color. 'Uh, sure if you want to sometime I guess. I keep forgetting humans buy themselves cars and don't buy themselves rockets."
"Don't ask me Zim, I'll never understand my own kind. I'm going to go take Gir for a walk, he's being unusually silent and nothing has blown up for a while, are you coming?" Ari stood up and opened the rooftop hatch.
"I'll be down in a second."
Ari disappeared from sight as Zim took one more glance at the sky to see a bright blue flash sparkle in the sky far off. He shrugged and went down to join Ari.
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"Umi! GET AWAY FROM THE CONTROLS, YOUR GOING TO CRASH US!" screamed an agitated Jaz as her cousin maniacally gripped the control lever. The ship sped past Saturn, diving in and out of its rings. Ember read Jaz's emotions and the gold plated Sir leapt for the emergency shutdown button. Immediately the ship lurched to a stop as Umi, Jaz, and their two sirs Ember and Biz were flung forwards.
"Control Shutdown, lock up procedure in place!" came the ships voice.
"Umi, what have you done! Why did you switch it to lock down! Now we're locked inside, and the only way to fix it is, wait, I'll let you guess!"
"To feed it to the SLORBIES! HEHEHEHEH!" the insane Irken screamed happily. Umi. He was insane in real life, that Jaz knew. He had been locked in a freezing room and lost 50% of his brain cells, while the rest of them went insane. Biz was nothing like Umi, thank the tallest..Biz was actually very obedient surprisingly enough since Umi was its owner. Jaz could feel Ember's eyes staring at her from behind.
Jaz turned to face the black and gold Sir unit designed for her a long time ago. The large golden Z on its forehead and two slicked back antennae were special requests though.
Jaz stomped her foot down as she glared into Umi's crazed cyan blue and silver eyes. Jaz's dark blue (narrow by birth) eyes narrowed even more as her temper she supposedly didn't have breached.
"Great Umi, we're stuck halfway to Earth, I'm STILL sick from that black hole, and now we're locked aboard our own ship. The only way for us to get the power back online is-"
"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EAT OUR OWN FEET!" screeched Umi as he cackled insanely with Biz by his side.
"What, you want to eat each others?" she retorted, her voice dripping sarcasm. Umi took no notice and began running around the room like a bird, his arms outstretched as he cried, "Ca-caw! Ca-caw!"
Jaz sighed, rubbing here forehead where her dark sapphire jewel sat in the middle of a headband. It kept her in one form, Irken. Naturally she was a shape shifter, but few knew that and she intended to keep it that way.
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Purple stared into space (literally) as Red flipped through the pages of an Irken Playboy type magazine. Purple glanced over and noticed this due to Red's murmurs.
"What on Blorch are you muttering about? I mean, if your gonna look at porn, at least do it somewhere else!" cried out Purple in exaggeration.
"Pffft, please! They call that beauty??? Jaz is 10 times prettier than these wannabes! And that's with her clothes ON!"
Purple's eye twitched. Not wanting to know how Red knew that, he kept trying to persuade Red put down the magazine.
"What if Zim came on right now or something?" Purple sighed, seeing Red wasn't listening. "Ok, what if JAZ came on right now?"
Red's antennae twitched when he heard her name. He gasped, "She'd be jealous I bet! She'd probably think she wasn't good enough for me, and I'd had to resort to pathetic Irken model skanks! Waiitt, this is JAZ I'm talking about, she wouldn't be jealous!"
"She wouldn't?" said a surprised Purple.
"Naww, she'd be beating me into a bloody Irken pulp. But I'd be a good Irken pulp if beaten by Jaz."
"That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard from your mouth." replied Purple in an undertone.
----------------------------Back to Zimmy goodness-------------------------- ----------------------
Ari kicked her legs back and forth as she sat alone on the bench in the park. Gir ran around stuffing Squirrels into his mouth, but he could only hold about 4 so they all escaped eventually, then the game would begin again. (Bonus points for small children and bunnies)
Ari drew out her sword and drew funny pictures in the dirt below her. One was of a big headed Dib, another was Gir with a tail sticking out of his mouth, and another was Zim and Ari just standing there. Gir ran over and drew a heart in between them when she wasn't looking though.
Ari smiled, the thought of her liking someone else was laughable..Or was it? She had grown really attached to Zim, and as she had said before was loyal. "Like a dog!" her mind said viciously. "Stupid brain." she thought back to herself, realizing she was quite crazy looking.
Ari anxiously looked for Zim. "Really, he goes off to buy brainfreezies and never comes back!" Ari told Gir to stay in the park as she went off to find Zim. Somewhere in the back of her mind a sinister voice echoed, "Maybe he was found out" "And their operating on him right now!" "Or he left you and went to destroy the world by himself, you were only a tool!" Actually, the last one didn't really bother Ari, seeing as how that's how humans treated others, so why shouldn't aliens return their own favor?
As she turned a corner, she saw a shadow followed by faint maniacal laughter. It sounded very familiar..She started running down the curvy alleyways, trying to figure out where it was coming from, but it echoed off the walls and made it nearly impossible to trace back to its original spot!
"Stay away from me earth beast!" spat Zim as he backed up. Dib had corned him and he knew it. Zim's gloved hands felt hard brick wall behind him. Dib twirled a brand new fancier looking set of Alien Sleep Cuffs on his finger.
"Its about time Zim, no Gir to save you now, its impossible. Just surrender, it'll make everything a lot easier." Dib smiled a hideously creepy smile. Ari whirled around more corners, the voices where getting clearer.
"Never!"
Zim's response was met with Dib's fist, Zim stumbled backwards and hit the wall exposing his hands. Dib struck, the cuffs latched over Zim's wrists as a violent wave of energy ran through Zim's body. His I.D. Pak blinked for a moment but nothing else happened.
"Stay away from Ari.." Zim's voice was barely a whisper as he sank to his knees and fell to the ground. Dib smiled, amazed that he had finally caught Zim, He had done it! Until he heard an enraged hissing like a cat behind him.
He turned to face Ari's sword tip to his neck.