Authors note: Yes, yes, I know I know, this story continues to grow ever
crappier and more and more predictable, but action and fighting is always
good lol. Lalalala, lets see, I'm ranting again. Um.Oh yeah, my fan quarter
account it up! Yay for me! I'm also thinking of getting an account at side7
too, because so many people seem to have accounts there. Wooo! I'm
listening to the ZIMPHONY! Back to the crap!
------------------------------In some dark nasty alley---------------------- -------------------------
"What?! How in hell does your father getting married have ANYTHING to do with me?? TELL ME!" she barked as Dib looked away for a moment, she jabbed him with her hand to get his attention.
"Agh! My spleen!" he cried.
Shoving him backwards into a brick house enforced corner, Ari advanced on him, taking a quick glance at Zim as she went.
"My dad got married to some scientist at the lab, named Crystal Jones! That's your mom. Don't you even know what's going on in your life???" he said, panicky yet confused.
Ari looked around, trying to keep the sneer on her face. (as the story goes nowhere, the plot worsens.. boohoo I suck, back to the story!) She had to end this soon, but her code went against killing relations, even if they weren't direct ones. Ari grimaced and gritted her teeth together as she shifted her sword in her free yet damaged hand. After a moment of awkward silence she spoke;
"Listen to me Dib, I'm not like you, and I never will be, I would be better off just being left alone, if this bullshit your saying about us being siblings is true, then I advise you to stay out my way, not that this is going to affect me, just a fair warning, and besides, you'd be MUCH easier to kill in your sleep.."
"You need help Ari! You're a homicidal killer! Listen to yourself for gods sake! This is crazy!" he ferociously spat. He thought Ari needed help, and soon. "I can help you-" said Dib before Ari struck.
She pushed him forwards into the wall and whirled her sword blade around. The sword handle came to Dibs skull with a horrid deep "thunk", not enough to break anything important, just to get him out for a few moments.
Ari curled a lip and answered the soon to be out Dib. "No Dib, you can't." she shook her head slowly as she grabbed the controller, her hand bleeding profusely where she had wrapped the sword blade in her sleeve. (To knock out dib with the handle.) A small clicking noise was heard as the sleep cuffs detached themselves, Ari turned the controller to the off position, then crushed it with her foot.
Frantically rolling Zim's seemingly lifeless body over, her eyes began to water for no apparent reason. Angrily brushing the tears away she pressed the switch on Zim's ID Pak to reactivate. His ID Pak shuddered and sparked, a voice issued from its electrical mess.
"ID Pak damaged, reactivation sequence damaged, auto repair malfunction!"
Swallowing the lump in her throat at these words, Ari sheathed her sword and struggled to lift Zim's body up. She held his gloved hand around her neck and slowly moved forwards. The sun would be setting soon, and Dib would wake up in less than an hour. Ari's eye had swollen, a black ring forming around the outside.
"Stupid punching Dib, stupid pain, stupid-OW!" Screeched Ari, her muttering interrupted as her foot hit something hard and cold. She glanced down menacingly, but her expression changed drastically when she saw what she had kicked.
------------------------------------Back on the finally functioning ship---- -----------------------------------
Jaz glanced around the ship. Everything was quiet.. Too quiet. "Umi!" Jaz's resounding yell echoed off the many hallways of her new ship. Soon, a horrible blob shaped THING ran into the room where Jaz was with Umi following after it.
"No Biz! You'll upset the mighty Mushrooms! Stand still while I chew you free!" yelled the insane Irken as he made a mad leap for Biz's head. The tiny crimson and black robot slowly disappeared into the gooey dough-like substance that was soon taking over the room. Jaz's eye twitched.
"UMI!? What have I TOLD YOU ABOUT MAKING OFFERINGS TO THE MUFFIN GOD-" her voice was drowned out as the creation swept over her.
"Aghhh!" she screeched as she found herself inside the blob, it appeared to be hollow or something. . .
"Umi, do you know what face I'm making?"
"Ummmmm, lemme see." Umi squinted his eyes into Jaz's and stared into her narrow royal blue eyes for a few moments.
"Oh, I remember now, that's the face when I do..something...bad." he slowed his words down as he understood. "Ohhhhh, I guess you want me to explain then." he said cheekily.
He was met with an icy glare.
Giving Jaz a lopsided smile, he hurriedly explained. "Well, me and Biz were making cupcakes and I told Biz to put the yeast in and we put too much cuz I tripped and fell over and all the yeast fell out of the packet into the bowl so we thought it would just make them more fluffy so I sorta crammed it all into the easy bake oven I put in Biz's head a few months ago and then we started baking it but it all went horribly wrong, oh so horribly wrong!" he said quickly, cringing playfully under the glare of Jaz.
"Umi you-never mind, just help me figure out how to get out of here." Jaz said, she'd never be able to force any sense into Umi, she glanced over at him again, he was burrowing in the squishy prison floor.
Jaz grabbed his thin green tail that poked out from under his shirt. With surprising strength, Jaz lifted him up. If YOU had a tail, and someone lifted YOU up from it, its like someone giving you a wedgie and hanging you from a pole on the Eiffel tower. Umi squealed oddly like pig before hissing dramatically and snatching Jaz's headband off.
"AHHHHH!" Jaz exclaimed, without her band she turned into her original form, a Jaz sized female fox. Her white furry lips curled as she snatched the gem back, making a wry face at Umi who returned the favor with a raspberry. Jaz fiddled with the jewel for a bit before placing it on her head.
"If you weren't my cousin, I would take your squeedily spooch-" she began, only to be cut off by Umi once more.
"NOT BY THE HAIRS OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!" he laughed manically before disappearing into the thick foamy dough walls.
Sighing, Jaz quickly made sure she was Irken again before using her I.D. Pak's spider legs like a machete to escape. After a few horrible moments in the dough creation, (her foot got stuck and sucked off her boot, a string of Irken curse followed shortly after that) her spider-legs snapped through the now stretchy skin of the gooey blob.. thing.
Seeing another hole nearby, she assumed Umi and Biz had escaped as well. Slowly edging out of the room, she locked the doors shut to trap the still growing cupcake monster-like creation.
"Ember!"
A gold and black Sir unit flew through the halls to her master. She saluted, her robotic hand grazed the Z? mark on her forehead. The Sir's two antennae stuck straight backwards and pointed down, the slightly smaller than average mute Sir smiled .
"Ember, begin creation of a new boot, you know, the kinda I like, black, knee high with the gold band around the top? Thanks." she said, patting the mute Sir on the head gratefully as Ember began working on it.
Jaz lopsidedly walked into the control screen room and flopped onto the black couch, her light green foot exposed. She shivered and pulled up a blanket. She was deciding whether or not to watch a movie when Tallest Red came onto the screen behind her.
His eyes widened as he saw her laying on the couch, tapping her barefoot back and forth. (In the Irken language, taking off your boots was similar to taking off your shirt for Humans)
Red thought to himself, "Damn, if only I was there instead of here! Jaz-so- tempting.. But Tallest law states that the tallest can't go anywhere without another individual for protection! Hmmm.." Jaz didn't see Red as he snuck off the screen and it went blank again.
Purple sat on a large couch in his room reading, light music playing in the background. His antennae flew upwards as he heard the doorknob turn. Luckily, he had it locked. Soon, a small explosion followed as the door was blown off its hinges. Red stood in the middle of doorway, dark red smoke rising from the doorframe. A creepy smile was plastered onto Red's face as he slowly advanced on Purple with a Gun in one hand and a rope in the other. . . . .
-------------------------------Back at Zim's house-------------------------- ------------------------
Ari had just begun to get over the shock of seeing the shattered Gir at her foot in the dark alley, who knows what he had done to damaged himself, all she knew was that he wasn't functioning and she had to get to Zim's house immediately. The agonizing pain that seared up her body from the fight with Dib was taking its toll on Ari's body, her muscles tensed up, some bloodied body parts her and there, but she couldn't stop, if she did, it would mean the end for all of them if they were found.
Finally, after an hour of painstakingly slow progress, Ari trudged through the purple "Men's Room" labeled door of Zim's house. She took the elevator downstairs as she placed Zim's body on a floating stretched like device that came from the ceiling. She stepped into the lab and announced;
"Computer! Quickly, uh, analyze damage done to Zim's ID Pak and begin repairs!"
"Memory chip and Arm and legs control station damaged" came the electronic reply.
"Then fix it!"
"Miss Ari, I have not been programmed to fix Irkens, only machines!"
"What's that mean??? You can't fix him?" Ari started spazzing out. Her entire life depended on the survival of Zim. . .
"No, but I do know the process of building an ID Pak. Would that help?"
Ari sighed. "Yes, yes it would, Display image of Regular ID Pak on screen!
A complicated picture of an Irken ID Pak was shown on the screen, wires that connected into tiny chips, and masses of alien looking creations littered the screen. Ari gasped.
"Ok..Computer, run a scan and highlight all damaged areas of Zim's Pak!"
Ari stood motionless as she watched a bar come down from the ceiling of wires and slowly move over the lifeless looking body of Zim as he lay on an a long table-like bed. (For experimenting on humans most likely). Ari jumped as the computer loudly announced. "Body Scan of Subject Zim completed, showing results!"
Ari swallowed her fears, it was up to her she supposed. Zim hadn't explained much about the Irken ID Pak construction or any of that, but the images would be good enough, she would just need to reattach and melt some wires back together, make that a lot of wires, and then fix the chip that had overloaded, causing the explosion in the first place. . .
"Stupid Dib, once I get my hands on him. . ."
-------------------------------------Speaking of Dib------------------------ ------------------------------------
Dib's eyes twitched, he slowly opened them, the glass pieces that remained on the rim of his shattered eyewear broke away from the left frame, leaving him to use only one eye to guide himself back home.
How degrading, he had been beaten up by a girl. . .Well, asides from Gaz, he had been beaten up by a normal average girl. . .But that wasn't right, Ari wasn't normal, as he had learned the hard way, she was different, and not in a way he had hoped her to be. The thing that surprised him most was her lack of knowledge about the marriage, it had been a few weeks now, hadn't she been told? He hadn't been talking to her in a while, figuring she was still getting used to the idea that they were now siblings. . .
He wondered if she had just ignored everything, and pretended it didn't happen. But something struck him as odd, something his dad had said when talking on the phone with Crystal.
"Hmmm, your daughter hasn't been seen around your house for over 2 months now? Hmm, very odd, must be a teenage hormone thing, anyway about that new chemical we were testing out-"
Dib had zoned out after that. He was suddenly struck with the answer. Why had Ari always refused to help him after meeting Zim? Why had she stopped taking the bus to her house? Why did she almost completely change from the first impression she gave to everyone (from the cold hearted evil looking weirdo girl everyone ignores) to the slightly more cold hearted evil looking weirdo girl that everyone ignores! But where had she been all these months? He thought to himself, holding a bleeding hand to his chin. Zim! Of course! She was with Zim! THAT'S why she always walked home from school towards Zim's house, maybe she was brainwashed into being his slave!
As Dib thought about this, the more and more it made sense, how she and he would ALWAYS get together as soon as the bell rang to go home, and how they were always seen with each other. . ."In fact, I think they were going somewhere today!" Dib says, speaking to himself. He noticed the sun had gone done some, he had to get home before the bums came out, he would ponder this new theory some more on his way. . .
----------------------------------Back to Jaz.bum bum bum!------------------ -----------------------------
Purple was fuming as he chewed the red and black gag in his mouth, both his arms tied behind his back as Purple lead him floating along through the corridors of Jaz's ship.
"That went WAY better than I planned, I didn't even have to shoot him once!" He yanked the rope a little tighter and smiled to Purple's wide eyes, "See, why can't all of Jaz's little visit trips go like this from now on? We take the transporters here, I find Jaz, I tie you up and leave you here in a random room for an unknown period of time. . ." he paused, thinking about it. "Everybody wins."
Before Purple could even try to say anything, he was shoved into a storage closet, the horrible smell of burnt cupcakes lingered in the air around him as Red shut the door and saluted to his co-tallest smugly.
Jaz opened her eyes to see Ember at her side, her telepathic connection with the little Sir told her that her boot was done. Saluting, she left the room happily as Jaz told her to go check on Umi, it was too peaceful again. The large steel door shut tight again as the robot left, but soon they slid open once more, but this time it wasn't Ember.
Jaz had just begun to put on her new boot when a voice said, "Leave it off. . ."
She gasped, and quickly hid her foot under the blanket as Red sauntered over.
"Red?! What are you doing here? What's going on, am I in trouble? I haven't killed anyone lately- I mean, Whose controlling all of Irk???" she said frantically (and surprisingly enough, truthfully)
"Don't worry about it Jaz, I got substitutes. . " he explained calmly, slowly edging
Red's thoughts shifted back into the massive where the puppets he and purple had used to play with Zim's mind sat blankly on the couch, with Skoodge and a table-headed-service-drone named Ed played recordings of the tallest speaking, and moved the strings, then he thought of Purple sitting gagged and tied in the closet, then of all the Irkens he was lying to by pretending he was back on the Massive.
"I am really doing the right thing?" he asked himself in his mind. He looked Jaz up and down before answering his own question.
"Damn she's hot, therefore I MUST be doing the right thing!" he smiled and sat down next to Jaz. She returned it. . .
Meanwhile, Umi had been skipping down the corridors and dragging a Bat-like creature by the horns to show Jaz when he remembered his cupcake stash. Stomach rumbling, he opened up the secret room, which he had clearly labeled, "Storage room" to throw Jaz off track. He yanked the doorknob open (it was one of the few rooms aboard ship that you had to turn, that added to the perfection of the spot) and there sat a very confused looking Purple.
"AHH! CUPCAKE STEALERS!"
That affectionate Jaz and Red were too busy to hear the yells echo across from the other side of the ship. . .
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Ok, that's it, sorry, but I'm busy failing high school and everything right now, it should pick up soon though, this chapter is worse than the last, no? Feel free to leave html tips, or IM me on slothcumbergirl or email me! (Slothcumbergirl@cs.com, gasp) I'm so lonely.YAY, NEW CHARACTER SOON! Its one of my favorite characters, that's why I'm actually inspired to write more of this SUCKTACULAR story. . .Sincerely, the biggest loser on earth- I mean, Amanda.
------------------------------In some dark nasty alley---------------------- -------------------------
"What?! How in hell does your father getting married have ANYTHING to do with me?? TELL ME!" she barked as Dib looked away for a moment, she jabbed him with her hand to get his attention.
"Agh! My spleen!" he cried.
Shoving him backwards into a brick house enforced corner, Ari advanced on him, taking a quick glance at Zim as she went.
"My dad got married to some scientist at the lab, named Crystal Jones! That's your mom. Don't you even know what's going on in your life???" he said, panicky yet confused.
Ari looked around, trying to keep the sneer on her face. (as the story goes nowhere, the plot worsens.. boohoo I suck, back to the story!) She had to end this soon, but her code went against killing relations, even if they weren't direct ones. Ari grimaced and gritted her teeth together as she shifted her sword in her free yet damaged hand. After a moment of awkward silence she spoke;
"Listen to me Dib, I'm not like you, and I never will be, I would be better off just being left alone, if this bullshit your saying about us being siblings is true, then I advise you to stay out my way, not that this is going to affect me, just a fair warning, and besides, you'd be MUCH easier to kill in your sleep.."
"You need help Ari! You're a homicidal killer! Listen to yourself for gods sake! This is crazy!" he ferociously spat. He thought Ari needed help, and soon. "I can help you-" said Dib before Ari struck.
She pushed him forwards into the wall and whirled her sword blade around. The sword handle came to Dibs skull with a horrid deep "thunk", not enough to break anything important, just to get him out for a few moments.
Ari curled a lip and answered the soon to be out Dib. "No Dib, you can't." she shook her head slowly as she grabbed the controller, her hand bleeding profusely where she had wrapped the sword blade in her sleeve. (To knock out dib with the handle.) A small clicking noise was heard as the sleep cuffs detached themselves, Ari turned the controller to the off position, then crushed it with her foot.
Frantically rolling Zim's seemingly lifeless body over, her eyes began to water for no apparent reason. Angrily brushing the tears away she pressed the switch on Zim's ID Pak to reactivate. His ID Pak shuddered and sparked, a voice issued from its electrical mess.
"ID Pak damaged, reactivation sequence damaged, auto repair malfunction!"
Swallowing the lump in her throat at these words, Ari sheathed her sword and struggled to lift Zim's body up. She held his gloved hand around her neck and slowly moved forwards. The sun would be setting soon, and Dib would wake up in less than an hour. Ari's eye had swollen, a black ring forming around the outside.
"Stupid punching Dib, stupid pain, stupid-OW!" Screeched Ari, her muttering interrupted as her foot hit something hard and cold. She glanced down menacingly, but her expression changed drastically when she saw what she had kicked.
------------------------------------Back on the finally functioning ship---- -----------------------------------
Jaz glanced around the ship. Everything was quiet.. Too quiet. "Umi!" Jaz's resounding yell echoed off the many hallways of her new ship. Soon, a horrible blob shaped THING ran into the room where Jaz was with Umi following after it.
"No Biz! You'll upset the mighty Mushrooms! Stand still while I chew you free!" yelled the insane Irken as he made a mad leap for Biz's head. The tiny crimson and black robot slowly disappeared into the gooey dough-like substance that was soon taking over the room. Jaz's eye twitched.
"UMI!? What have I TOLD YOU ABOUT MAKING OFFERINGS TO THE MUFFIN GOD-" her voice was drowned out as the creation swept over her.
"Aghhh!" she screeched as she found herself inside the blob, it appeared to be hollow or something. . .
"Umi, do you know what face I'm making?"
"Ummmmm, lemme see." Umi squinted his eyes into Jaz's and stared into her narrow royal blue eyes for a few moments.
"Oh, I remember now, that's the face when I do..something...bad." he slowed his words down as he understood. "Ohhhhh, I guess you want me to explain then." he said cheekily.
He was met with an icy glare.
Giving Jaz a lopsided smile, he hurriedly explained. "Well, me and Biz were making cupcakes and I told Biz to put the yeast in and we put too much cuz I tripped and fell over and all the yeast fell out of the packet into the bowl so we thought it would just make them more fluffy so I sorta crammed it all into the easy bake oven I put in Biz's head a few months ago and then we started baking it but it all went horribly wrong, oh so horribly wrong!" he said quickly, cringing playfully under the glare of Jaz.
"Umi you-never mind, just help me figure out how to get out of here." Jaz said, she'd never be able to force any sense into Umi, she glanced over at him again, he was burrowing in the squishy prison floor.
Jaz grabbed his thin green tail that poked out from under his shirt. With surprising strength, Jaz lifted him up. If YOU had a tail, and someone lifted YOU up from it, its like someone giving you a wedgie and hanging you from a pole on the Eiffel tower. Umi squealed oddly like pig before hissing dramatically and snatching Jaz's headband off.
"AHHHHH!" Jaz exclaimed, without her band she turned into her original form, a Jaz sized female fox. Her white furry lips curled as she snatched the gem back, making a wry face at Umi who returned the favor with a raspberry. Jaz fiddled with the jewel for a bit before placing it on her head.
"If you weren't my cousin, I would take your squeedily spooch-" she began, only to be cut off by Umi once more.
"NOT BY THE HAIRS OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!" he laughed manically before disappearing into the thick foamy dough walls.
Sighing, Jaz quickly made sure she was Irken again before using her I.D. Pak's spider legs like a machete to escape. After a few horrible moments in the dough creation, (her foot got stuck and sucked off her boot, a string of Irken curse followed shortly after that) her spider-legs snapped through the now stretchy skin of the gooey blob.. thing.
Seeing another hole nearby, she assumed Umi and Biz had escaped as well. Slowly edging out of the room, she locked the doors shut to trap the still growing cupcake monster-like creation.
"Ember!"
A gold and black Sir unit flew through the halls to her master. She saluted, her robotic hand grazed the Z? mark on her forehead. The Sir's two antennae stuck straight backwards and pointed down, the slightly smaller than average mute Sir smiled .
"Ember, begin creation of a new boot, you know, the kinda I like, black, knee high with the gold band around the top? Thanks." she said, patting the mute Sir on the head gratefully as Ember began working on it.
Jaz lopsidedly walked into the control screen room and flopped onto the black couch, her light green foot exposed. She shivered and pulled up a blanket. She was deciding whether or not to watch a movie when Tallest Red came onto the screen behind her.
His eyes widened as he saw her laying on the couch, tapping her barefoot back and forth. (In the Irken language, taking off your boots was similar to taking off your shirt for Humans)
Red thought to himself, "Damn, if only I was there instead of here! Jaz-so- tempting.. But Tallest law states that the tallest can't go anywhere without another individual for protection! Hmmm.." Jaz didn't see Red as he snuck off the screen and it went blank again.
Purple sat on a large couch in his room reading, light music playing in the background. His antennae flew upwards as he heard the doorknob turn. Luckily, he had it locked. Soon, a small explosion followed as the door was blown off its hinges. Red stood in the middle of doorway, dark red smoke rising from the doorframe. A creepy smile was plastered onto Red's face as he slowly advanced on Purple with a Gun in one hand and a rope in the other. . . . .
-------------------------------Back at Zim's house-------------------------- ------------------------
Ari had just begun to get over the shock of seeing the shattered Gir at her foot in the dark alley, who knows what he had done to damaged himself, all she knew was that he wasn't functioning and she had to get to Zim's house immediately. The agonizing pain that seared up her body from the fight with Dib was taking its toll on Ari's body, her muscles tensed up, some bloodied body parts her and there, but she couldn't stop, if she did, it would mean the end for all of them if they were found.
Finally, after an hour of painstakingly slow progress, Ari trudged through the purple "Men's Room" labeled door of Zim's house. She took the elevator downstairs as she placed Zim's body on a floating stretched like device that came from the ceiling. She stepped into the lab and announced;
"Computer! Quickly, uh, analyze damage done to Zim's ID Pak and begin repairs!"
"Memory chip and Arm and legs control station damaged" came the electronic reply.
"Then fix it!"
"Miss Ari, I have not been programmed to fix Irkens, only machines!"
"What's that mean??? You can't fix him?" Ari started spazzing out. Her entire life depended on the survival of Zim. . .
"No, but I do know the process of building an ID Pak. Would that help?"
Ari sighed. "Yes, yes it would, Display image of Regular ID Pak on screen!
A complicated picture of an Irken ID Pak was shown on the screen, wires that connected into tiny chips, and masses of alien looking creations littered the screen. Ari gasped.
"Ok..Computer, run a scan and highlight all damaged areas of Zim's Pak!"
Ari stood motionless as she watched a bar come down from the ceiling of wires and slowly move over the lifeless looking body of Zim as he lay on an a long table-like bed. (For experimenting on humans most likely). Ari jumped as the computer loudly announced. "Body Scan of Subject Zim completed, showing results!"
Ari swallowed her fears, it was up to her she supposed. Zim hadn't explained much about the Irken ID Pak construction or any of that, but the images would be good enough, she would just need to reattach and melt some wires back together, make that a lot of wires, and then fix the chip that had overloaded, causing the explosion in the first place. . .
"Stupid Dib, once I get my hands on him. . ."
-------------------------------------Speaking of Dib------------------------ ------------------------------------
Dib's eyes twitched, he slowly opened them, the glass pieces that remained on the rim of his shattered eyewear broke away from the left frame, leaving him to use only one eye to guide himself back home.
How degrading, he had been beaten up by a girl. . .Well, asides from Gaz, he had been beaten up by a normal average girl. . .But that wasn't right, Ari wasn't normal, as he had learned the hard way, she was different, and not in a way he had hoped her to be. The thing that surprised him most was her lack of knowledge about the marriage, it had been a few weeks now, hadn't she been told? He hadn't been talking to her in a while, figuring she was still getting used to the idea that they were now siblings. . .
He wondered if she had just ignored everything, and pretended it didn't happen. But something struck him as odd, something his dad had said when talking on the phone with Crystal.
"Hmmm, your daughter hasn't been seen around your house for over 2 months now? Hmm, very odd, must be a teenage hormone thing, anyway about that new chemical we were testing out-"
Dib had zoned out after that. He was suddenly struck with the answer. Why had Ari always refused to help him after meeting Zim? Why had she stopped taking the bus to her house? Why did she almost completely change from the first impression she gave to everyone (from the cold hearted evil looking weirdo girl everyone ignores) to the slightly more cold hearted evil looking weirdo girl that everyone ignores! But where had she been all these months? He thought to himself, holding a bleeding hand to his chin. Zim! Of course! She was with Zim! THAT'S why she always walked home from school towards Zim's house, maybe she was brainwashed into being his slave!
As Dib thought about this, the more and more it made sense, how she and he would ALWAYS get together as soon as the bell rang to go home, and how they were always seen with each other. . ."In fact, I think they were going somewhere today!" Dib says, speaking to himself. He noticed the sun had gone done some, he had to get home before the bums came out, he would ponder this new theory some more on his way. . .
----------------------------------Back to Jaz.bum bum bum!------------------ -----------------------------
Purple was fuming as he chewed the red and black gag in his mouth, both his arms tied behind his back as Purple lead him floating along through the corridors of Jaz's ship.
"That went WAY better than I planned, I didn't even have to shoot him once!" He yanked the rope a little tighter and smiled to Purple's wide eyes, "See, why can't all of Jaz's little visit trips go like this from now on? We take the transporters here, I find Jaz, I tie you up and leave you here in a random room for an unknown period of time. . ." he paused, thinking about it. "Everybody wins."
Before Purple could even try to say anything, he was shoved into a storage closet, the horrible smell of burnt cupcakes lingered in the air around him as Red shut the door and saluted to his co-tallest smugly.
Jaz opened her eyes to see Ember at her side, her telepathic connection with the little Sir told her that her boot was done. Saluting, she left the room happily as Jaz told her to go check on Umi, it was too peaceful again. The large steel door shut tight again as the robot left, but soon they slid open once more, but this time it wasn't Ember.
Jaz had just begun to put on her new boot when a voice said, "Leave it off. . ."
She gasped, and quickly hid her foot under the blanket as Red sauntered over.
"Red?! What are you doing here? What's going on, am I in trouble? I haven't killed anyone lately- I mean, Whose controlling all of Irk???" she said frantically (and surprisingly enough, truthfully)
"Don't worry about it Jaz, I got substitutes. . " he explained calmly, slowly edging
Red's thoughts shifted back into the massive where the puppets he and purple had used to play with Zim's mind sat blankly on the couch, with Skoodge and a table-headed-service-drone named Ed played recordings of the tallest speaking, and moved the strings, then he thought of Purple sitting gagged and tied in the closet, then of all the Irkens he was lying to by pretending he was back on the Massive.
"I am really doing the right thing?" he asked himself in his mind. He looked Jaz up and down before answering his own question.
"Damn she's hot, therefore I MUST be doing the right thing!" he smiled and sat down next to Jaz. She returned it. . .
Meanwhile, Umi had been skipping down the corridors and dragging a Bat-like creature by the horns to show Jaz when he remembered his cupcake stash. Stomach rumbling, he opened up the secret room, which he had clearly labeled, "Storage room" to throw Jaz off track. He yanked the doorknob open (it was one of the few rooms aboard ship that you had to turn, that added to the perfection of the spot) and there sat a very confused looking Purple.
"AHH! CUPCAKE STEALERS!"
That affectionate Jaz and Red were too busy to hear the yells echo across from the other side of the ship. . .
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Ok, that's it, sorry, but I'm busy failing high school and everything right now, it should pick up soon though, this chapter is worse than the last, no? Feel free to leave html tips, or IM me on slothcumbergirl or email me! (Slothcumbergirl@cs.com, gasp) I'm so lonely.YAY, NEW CHARACTER SOON! Its one of my favorite characters, that's why I'm actually inspired to write more of this SUCKTACULAR story. . .Sincerely, the biggest loser on earth- I mean, Amanda.