It has been three hours since they were going straight to Hyrule. Fox was cocky. However,
Falco wasnt. Slippy was... forget Slippy, I don't think that someone cares.
Fox: Hey general, are we going the right way?
Pepper: Yes you are Fox
Fox: It has been three hours ever since we left Corneria and I see no Hyrule
Pepper: Obvious
Fox: What?
Pepper: Hyrule is 23,244,241,967,345 miles away
Fox: ... I only know how to count to 100
Pepper: Not a problem, you'll get there before christmast eve
Fox: What?? of course I will, it's August!
Pepper: Well if you dont hurry up then you wont
Fox: Heh very funny sir
Pepper: Is not a joke, it could take you 4 months to get there
Fox: General, please, i'm concentrated here
Falco: Fox, i'm afraid General Pepper is right, we might not make it before christmast
Fox: You mean, what the hell!!! I brought no food!
Falco: I di...
Fox: Even if i had it wouldn't fit. Four months of food would be a lot of space
Falco: My food fits
Fox: Capsules from Capsule Co.?
Falco: No, its all bird seed
Fox: Fucking hell, im getting hungry. Damn it, lets pull over on this planet. I have to
get something to eat.
Falco: I coppied, lets go Slipp, slipp...Slipp? SLIPPY!!
Pepper: Don't wait for him, he got eaten by the blackhole as he tried to evade a 2inch rock
Falco: What a dumbass, just because he didnt wanted his arwing to get scratched
Fox: Falco, try to keep up
Falco: Okey dokey
They finally landed on a weird planet. Fox technically jumped out and ran around looking
for food as he held hid stomach.
Fox: Omg, this makes me think that we're inside Slippy
Falco: why Fox?
Fox: There is BullShit everywhere i step
Faclo: How would you know that Slippy has bull whatever inside?
Fox: (Gets a Flashback to when he was 7 and Slippy's unknown age was around 10) *Slippy: Fox
wanna play with me in the playground? Fox: Nah, i'm going to the countryside of Corneria in
10 minutes. Slippy: Can I come?? Fox: Fine. (So he remembers that they went) Lets go were
the cows are. Slippy: okokokok. (But they werent cows, they were bulls!) Fox: hi, Mrs. Cow.
(Bull gets mad and starts chasing them two, but then a lot of bulls joined the stampede)
Slippy: Damn cows are horny! Fox: Jump over the fence! (Fox leaped into the air like 2 meters
high, Slippy tried, but his leg hit the top of the fence) Slippy: Aaaahhhh (his face landed on
a 28" pile of bullshit with his mouth open)*
Falco: FOX IM TALKING TO YOUR GHOST OR SOMETHING???!!?!?!?!?! tell me how youy know Slipp is full
of bullshit!
Fox: Well i was just assuming
Slippy: HELP!!!!!
Fox: Wait did u hear that? (Steps on a small animal and it starts smelling bad)
Falco: Aw you fucker! you farted!
Fox: Nonononononononono, i heard Slippy's voice
Falco: Slippy doesnt sound like your ass, he wishes though
Fox: Fuck you and shut up am serious!
Slippy: HELP!!!!
Fox: Now did you hear that?
Falco: You farted again? I cant smell it this time
Fox: Oh my fucking god! just follow me you jack off face
Falco: Whatever
They ran were Fox hear the voice.
Falco: wait! I can smell Slippy!
Fox: No stupid, I farted. Follow me
Falco: oh my god, ok
They found slippy's arwing crushed against a tree. The damn tree didnt even have a scratch.
Fox: There he is!
Slippy was all tangled up in a weird purple plant. Fox pulled out a Beam sword.
Fox: Sorry Slipp, im gonna have to cut off your arms and legs
Slippy: Hell no! (Stands up quickly like nothing)
Fox: Food! *Eats the purple vines*
Falco: Whatta hell
*Fox is done eating, but he starts feeling weird*
Fox: ... *Starts transforming into a purple mosnter*
Falco: Oh no
Slippy: Not this again
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Falco wasnt. Slippy was... forget Slippy, I don't think that someone cares.
Fox: Hey general, are we going the right way?
Pepper: Yes you are Fox
Fox: It has been three hours ever since we left Corneria and I see no Hyrule
Pepper: Obvious
Fox: What?
Pepper: Hyrule is 23,244,241,967,345 miles away
Fox: ... I only know how to count to 100
Pepper: Not a problem, you'll get there before christmast eve
Fox: What?? of course I will, it's August!
Pepper: Well if you dont hurry up then you wont
Fox: Heh very funny sir
Pepper: Is not a joke, it could take you 4 months to get there
Fox: General, please, i'm concentrated here
Falco: Fox, i'm afraid General Pepper is right, we might not make it before christmast
Fox: You mean, what the hell!!! I brought no food!
Falco: I di...
Fox: Even if i had it wouldn't fit. Four months of food would be a lot of space
Falco: My food fits
Fox: Capsules from Capsule Co.?
Falco: No, its all bird seed
Fox: Fucking hell, im getting hungry. Damn it, lets pull over on this planet. I have to
get something to eat.
Falco: I coppied, lets go Slipp, slipp...Slipp? SLIPPY!!
Pepper: Don't wait for him, he got eaten by the blackhole as he tried to evade a 2inch rock
Falco: What a dumbass, just because he didnt wanted his arwing to get scratched
Fox: Falco, try to keep up
Falco: Okey dokey
They finally landed on a weird planet. Fox technically jumped out and ran around looking
for food as he held hid stomach.
Fox: Omg, this makes me think that we're inside Slippy
Falco: why Fox?
Fox: There is BullShit everywhere i step
Faclo: How would you know that Slippy has bull whatever inside?
Fox: (Gets a Flashback to when he was 7 and Slippy's unknown age was around 10) *Slippy: Fox
wanna play with me in the playground? Fox: Nah, i'm going to the countryside of Corneria in
10 minutes. Slippy: Can I come?? Fox: Fine. (So he remembers that they went) Lets go were
the cows are. Slippy: okokokok. (But they werent cows, they were bulls!) Fox: hi, Mrs. Cow.
(Bull gets mad and starts chasing them two, but then a lot of bulls joined the stampede)
Slippy: Damn cows are horny! Fox: Jump over the fence! (Fox leaped into the air like 2 meters
high, Slippy tried, but his leg hit the top of the fence) Slippy: Aaaahhhh (his face landed on
a 28" pile of bullshit with his mouth open)*
Falco: FOX IM TALKING TO YOUR GHOST OR SOMETHING???!!?!?!?!?! tell me how youy know Slipp is full
of bullshit!
Fox: Well i was just assuming
Slippy: HELP!!!!!
Fox: Wait did u hear that? (Steps on a small animal and it starts smelling bad)
Falco: Aw you fucker! you farted!
Fox: Nonononononononono, i heard Slippy's voice
Falco: Slippy doesnt sound like your ass, he wishes though
Fox: Fuck you and shut up am serious!
Slippy: HELP!!!!
Fox: Now did you hear that?
Falco: You farted again? I cant smell it this time
Fox: Oh my fucking god! just follow me you jack off face
Falco: Whatever
They ran were Fox hear the voice.
Falco: wait! I can smell Slippy!
Fox: No stupid, I farted. Follow me
Falco: oh my god, ok
They found slippy's arwing crushed against a tree. The damn tree didnt even have a scratch.
Fox: There he is!
Slippy was all tangled up in a weird purple plant. Fox pulled out a Beam sword.
Fox: Sorry Slipp, im gonna have to cut off your arms and legs
Slippy: Hell no! (Stands up quickly like nothing)
Fox: Food! *Eats the purple vines*
Falco: Whatta hell
*Fox is done eating, but he starts feeling weird*
Fox: ... *Starts transforming into a purple mosnter*
Falco: Oh no
Slippy: Not this again
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