WOOOOOOOOOOO- LOOK AT ME GO! HAHAHAHAH! Ok, that's enough of that. YA
HARHAR! Everyone, look up the comic Ghost cat and read it, its SO awesome!
And Mac Hall and Sinfest.net, three best comics ever. Ones about college
guys, ones about a ghost cat and a scary landlord, and ones about a slut
and her friends.she has a pig for a friend, and she talks to god! Heh, and
Jessica, just wanted to say MERRY CHRISTMAS IN YOUR REHABILATION CENTER IN
UTAH! At least you and your bro can celebrate it together, HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Now, I SUPPOSE I'll continue, or Lejindary Bunny will finish it for me..
Trembling hands held the pinkish grey tinted I.D. Pak as Ari stood before Zim. He glanced at the I.D. Pak once more before placing his hands on her shoulders and looked into her eyes sternly. Ari noticed he was maybe an inch or so taller than her at this.
"Ari, before you do this, you should sort of know something."
"Zim. . .?" a suspicious voice went along with her suspicious face.
"That cloning and creating the Irken race is against the law, all of the galaxies know and enforce it."
"So. . .You did something illegal for me?" exasperation and monotone were used in saying this.
"Maybe. . ."
This argument continued over into an hour of typing so I'm just going to say they switched pro and cons back and forth.
-----------------------------Woo, that was fast----------------------------- -----------
Munch munch munch munch munch- Red stood snacking on a cheese dipped hotdog a few feet away from Purple annoyingly as he watched him converse with Jes.
"No."
"But dad-"
"Nah-ah."
"DAD-"
"No way."
"Stop that-"
"Nope."
"Why not???"
"Because, 1. Zim is there. 2. Jaz is there."
"Was she the bitchy fox thing who kicked me off her ship???"
Red glared and lunged towards Jes, Purple grabbed him back by his collar.
"Jaz is no bitch!!! And your FATHER dragged you off her ship!" The somewhat outraged tallest made furious grabs and swipes at Jes whilst Purple attempted to restrain him. Jes didn't help the situation by sticking her tongue out and moving closer and farther out of his reach.
"Nyahhh!" she said, her long curved antennae wiggled as she shook her head and gave him a raspberry. (Not the food as some people think)
Red glared at her coldly. "Shut your mouth you little experiment gone wrong." he muttered. Purple punched him in the arm for this.
"Jes is made from my genes, therefore my daughter, and you should do well to address her as that."
"Bla bla bla, she's from EARTH! Nothing good -or intelligent- ever comes from Earth."
The bickering continued on as Jes sadly left the room and joined Britt in her quarters.
Sighing, Jes flopped onto her bed and thought for a moment.
"I'm not an experiment gone wrong am I Britt? I mean, they chose me to mess around with, chock me full of Irken genes and whatnot, feh, Stupid Red. . She kept muttering swears about Red. Hey Britt, lets go and find Jaz, maybe we'll have a fight with her, to show Red I'm just as good as his stupid girlfriend. . ."
"I dunno. . .She's from Tanzir, that planet's full of people like her, and most of the bravest Irkens don't go near it for a reason." Britt meekly spoke up as she tried to not fall off the bed.
She smiled. "Yea, but currently that reason is flying in a ship towards Earth. And its not like I'm your average human anymore, I'm an Irken now. . ." she smiled and tapped the lifestone on her forehead before she sat up.
"Britt, I think its time for a vacation."
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"Zim, I dunno about this. . ."
"Awww come on! I know this is what you want, so there's the. . .SLIGHT chance of me being found out, then I'll be carted off to jail then beheaded or else tortured until my unfortunate death or I'll-" He sort of murmured the rest and trailed off with his eyes wandering from the floor to Ari.
Ari's eyes were glassy in horror, her eye twitched. As she opened her mouth to argue some more with Zim, Gir came screaming down the stairs.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJIIIBABA!!" was the terrified sound of Gir running as fast as he could, his antenna was missing as he leapt into Zim's arms and huddled into his shirt. Following a mere 3 seconds behind was a war call accompanied with the mechanical monster Zim had made last night.
"BAAAAAAAA-JAAA!" It screeched, its digital call low (like Spike's from Cowboy Bebop but a LEETLE digitalized) as it made its way down the stairs.
"SWEET BAJESUS!" Ari yelled as she dove out of the way, grabbing Zim's hand and pulling him down with her. The robot pounded the floor where the two, now three, were standing seconds before. Its large slightly separated paws padded the floor, metallic claws hidden inside them clinking as it walked menacingly towards the group, the five spikes on its tail bristled like fingers with minds of their own.
"Zim. . .You said his battery would run out a few hours ago!"
"I was making a guess! He SHOULD have shut down by now. . How come NOTHING I make ever comes out right!.Zim muttered to himself as the monstrous beast stood before them.
"Get up." its voice issued. . .a command?
"He talks. . ." said Ari flatly looking at Zim.
"Uh, he's not supposed to!!" Zim was more puzzled, this Sir was supposed to be plain survival skills, not a conversing creature with actual intelligence!
"I said-" his neck dipped down as he cringed in somewhat pain "Stand."
Warily standing and drawing her sword, Ari walked up to him.
"What is your name?" she glanced at him, his body covered in short blue fur, his two foot long ears swiveling every so often as his cold ruthless eyes narrowed.
"I am a Temporary Intelligence Unit," he coughs. "Although I prefer to be called Tij." This sentence seemed to cause him great pain, as he was forced to sit and cough sparks.
"Um. . .Why are you. . .here-still?" Zim said annoyed while trying to pull Gir from his shirt.
Tij growled a smile. It was eerie, seeing his jaws silvery white glint in a creepy grin. "That's your own fault." He said this as he walked over to Gir and grabbed his leg, pulling the robot away from Zim and curling his tail around it. Gir was happy at this, until Tij jabbed his tail spikes into his back. Sparks flew as the two robots stood still. '
Suddenly, Gir leapt forwards, Tij's tail still in his back, although Tij's sinister voice issued from his mouth.
"Zim you fool, you created me only for your own selfish desires! So badly you wanted to bring back that worthless human that you created me? I am no Sir, and I have no pride to call me own thanks to you. I am a monster not worthy of life, yet you used me anyway." His cold cruel voice emanated from Gir's mouth.
"Last night, when the two of you retired to your bedrooms, I with only an hour or so to live due to your unkind ways found my way to where you keep your power core, the back up sir parts, and that miserably failed attempt at Santa Claus suit remnants. Well seeing this, I took it upon myself to make sure that I would ruin your life as you have created mine. I combined the power of your house with sir parts, making me a functional robot in most ways, then the fun came. I was accidentally doused in your horrible experiment, remaining Santa Claus liquid! I was covered in it, never had I ever felt such pain before . . .But I have discovered I cannot destroy myself now, it has bonded with my wires, making them attract to each other- "
"Bla bla bla, So you may have gotten into a storage room, why should I care. . ." Zim interrupted.
All the while Tij was talking Gir's body was moving and making hand motions while Tij smirked. It was really quite amusing, Gir being the cute puppet and Tij being the grotesque puppeteer.
"Ha ha, yes very funny. I was merely trying to get to the point where I slit your throat, using the body you so purposelessly created!" screamed Gir in Tij's voice.
Ripping his tail out of Gir's back, inch long bluish metal claws shot out as Zim's beast leapt for him. Weaponless, he leapt back and was pinned while Ari drew her sword.
Tij's muzzle was inches from his face, where what should have been teeth was a row of connected steel in jagged triangles. His breath reeked of blood and oil as his artificial lungs pumped fresh oil and liquids through his body, forcing air to slightly circulate from his mouth. He licked Zim's cheek, with a thin sheet of metal for a tongue it acted as a razor drawn across his face.
Zim put a hand to his face and smiled before a bluish sword was jammed through Tij's back.
"KREEESHAAA!" The Sir screamed as it writhed, oil and blood from its earlier meals leaked from it as the sword was removed.
"Oh that's so not right. . ." Ari muttered cleaning her sword, giving a glance to the robot laying motionless on the ground beside her. Zim stood up and made a queer face at Tij.
"Ari. . .Back away." he murmured as the body twitched.
She looked at Zim, human nature was to investigate, not to listen. Obediently she slowly moved her foot away from his gaping mouth, but a moment too late.
Metal jaws snapped and locked onto her ankle as the hole slowly disappeared, filling with a horrible blackish liquid and becoming part of him once again. He swung his head to the left, dragging Ari down to the ground.
"MONSTER!" Zim began smashing his foot down onto the head of Tij in an attempt to free her bleeding ankle.
"Please don't let my Achilles tendon snap, please don't let that stupid tendon snap. . ." was all Ari could think of. Guns and Robots were two things some should never have screwed with. . .And her she was facing a thing that was both.
Relentless stompings made Tij open and unlock his jaws, giving Ari a chance to wrench her leg free. Not giving the creature a chance to retaliate, Zim grabbed his metal skeletoned tail.
"Eat this bastard!" he muttered, shoving his tail into the electrical socket next to him.
----------------------------Do do do-I just watched the Fugitive! Woo!------ -----------------------------
Jes hummed a tune as she and Britt clambered into their Voot Cruiser.
"We're going to Earth! Yay for us Britt! Just like my perfect sister Tak, but different purpose." Jes frowned a bit at Tak's name, the two were so alike it was scary. But different personalities entirely.
"Isn't your dad gonna be mad???" Britt asked suspiciously.
"Nahh, he's good. I'm just. . .showing him that I'm old enough to do things on my own."
"Are you sure this isn't out of spite. . ."
"Of COURSE not. . ." she said happily in her faint accent. (also inherited like her sister)
"We'll be a few days off from Jaz if we take the Void near Blorch. . ." she murmured to herself looking the map on her screen while the two flew through space.
"Awww, but those rat people are so. . .slaughtery."
". . . . . . . . Yea. Hence the name slaughtering rat people."
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It was really an odd scene now, a smoldering body of what looked like it was once a large cat rabbit mix, A girl blankly looking at it with a bleeding ankle, and an alien standing slightly taller than her. Both watched it for a moment in silence.
"Is it. . .gone?"
"I think it short-circuited." he said, bending down and moving its paw. "I've never seen a Sir do that before. . ."
"He really was a Sir? He looks nothing like one. . .Is that his disguise?" She cocked her head to one side to get a better look at this beast of technology.
"Nope, this is the actual body of the Sir, Gir designed him after all, what would you expect?"
". . . . . guess your right. Speaking of which, where did he get to?" The two looked around for Gir's body, Ari stepped backwards and tripped due to two things, her damaged ankle and she had discovered Gir.
"Eep!" she murmured quickly as she put a hand out to catch herself from the floor. She didn't need to though, as her body never touched.
Zim grinned at the confused girl as he held her up with his arms .(No, with his feet. . .)
"How did you get behind me-?" Too confused to blush she shot him a quizzical look as she turned her head around somewhat to look at him but stopped. ". . .Never mind, heh it must be your alien charm." she added with some laughter.
He stuck his tongue out at her and lifted her back up under her arms like you would a child. "I should have dropped you." he muttered in an annoyed yet teasing tone.
"Ha ha ha, you wish. I would have brought you down with me then so nyah!" Ari said in a playful way despite the not-really-funny-in-any-way-possible- situation they were just in.
The two joked around for a while some more, like old friends would. It was nice, interaction some a thing that speaks your language wasn't one of Ari's strong points in life. Minutes of long lost happiness passed slowly before Ari sighed and looked at her leg.
"Hmmm. I suppose I should go get some...gauze or something, I don't want to get blood all over the floor...some more." She made a face as she looked at her bloody ripped pant leg, her four-times-larger-than-usual-now-red- instead-of-white sock and her dripping shoe.
Zim felt embarrassed, but he didn't know why, it was like he was compelled to take care of her. . .What was this new horrible feeling!? And why are there so many!? Why does he need a new feeling for everything nowadays! Humans. . .they bring nothing but trouble sometimes. Many thoughts were running through his head as he walked over to Ari and nodded.
"!?" a confused and surprised noise issued from Ari's throat as she felt her legs come out from under her, it took her a minute to realize that Zim had picked her up in his arms. She wiggled a bit, as this was a first.
"What are you doing Zim???" Her eyes were wide and curious but quickly changed into a questioning look.
"I'm being nice to a human. Even I'm surprised, now stop tensing up or I'm gonna drop you." His voice was somewhat calm and controlled sounding, very different from his usually sarcasm filled one.
Ari shrugged and supposed she had nothing to say against him. She only muttered;
"Your pampering me . . .I'll get you for this." she whispered sullenly.
Zim grinned and stuck his tongue out at her which she did likewise and crossed her arms pouting.
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THE END! Of this chapter. It was lame and purposeless wasn't it. . . . I wish I could write, I really truly do. Oh well. Heh, if the characters in the story live to see New Years, we'll all take a break and cellybrate. And I'm gonna update my zim Elfwood fanart pagey thing with tij pictures, and jaz hopefully, and umi, and all of them. And SORRY for the other char lackage!!! I couldn't think of more plot to shove into them lol. Ya know . . .I don't think there IS a secret entrance, I mean, I don't think this chapter had any purpose in ANY way. . . . Well I'm just gonna go now and draw some scary pictures of Tij. BAI! Oh, and LejindaryBunny? What quotes would you use? I dunno if I've got any good quotes in this here crapblob-I mean- story. . .
Trembling hands held the pinkish grey tinted I.D. Pak as Ari stood before Zim. He glanced at the I.D. Pak once more before placing his hands on her shoulders and looked into her eyes sternly. Ari noticed he was maybe an inch or so taller than her at this.
"Ari, before you do this, you should sort of know something."
"Zim. . .?" a suspicious voice went along with her suspicious face.
"That cloning and creating the Irken race is against the law, all of the galaxies know and enforce it."
"So. . .You did something illegal for me?" exasperation and monotone were used in saying this.
"Maybe. . ."
This argument continued over into an hour of typing so I'm just going to say they switched pro and cons back and forth.
-----------------------------Woo, that was fast----------------------------- -----------
Munch munch munch munch munch- Red stood snacking on a cheese dipped hotdog a few feet away from Purple annoyingly as he watched him converse with Jes.
"No."
"But dad-"
"Nah-ah."
"DAD-"
"No way."
"Stop that-"
"Nope."
"Why not???"
"Because, 1. Zim is there. 2. Jaz is there."
"Was she the bitchy fox thing who kicked me off her ship???"
Red glared and lunged towards Jes, Purple grabbed him back by his collar.
"Jaz is no bitch!!! And your FATHER dragged you off her ship!" The somewhat outraged tallest made furious grabs and swipes at Jes whilst Purple attempted to restrain him. Jes didn't help the situation by sticking her tongue out and moving closer and farther out of his reach.
"Nyahhh!" she said, her long curved antennae wiggled as she shook her head and gave him a raspberry. (Not the food as some people think)
Red glared at her coldly. "Shut your mouth you little experiment gone wrong." he muttered. Purple punched him in the arm for this.
"Jes is made from my genes, therefore my daughter, and you should do well to address her as that."
"Bla bla bla, she's from EARTH! Nothing good -or intelligent- ever comes from Earth."
The bickering continued on as Jes sadly left the room and joined Britt in her quarters.
Sighing, Jes flopped onto her bed and thought for a moment.
"I'm not an experiment gone wrong am I Britt? I mean, they chose me to mess around with, chock me full of Irken genes and whatnot, feh, Stupid Red. . She kept muttering swears about Red. Hey Britt, lets go and find Jaz, maybe we'll have a fight with her, to show Red I'm just as good as his stupid girlfriend. . ."
"I dunno. . .She's from Tanzir, that planet's full of people like her, and most of the bravest Irkens don't go near it for a reason." Britt meekly spoke up as she tried to not fall off the bed.
She smiled. "Yea, but currently that reason is flying in a ship towards Earth. And its not like I'm your average human anymore, I'm an Irken now. . ." she smiled and tapped the lifestone on her forehead before she sat up.
"Britt, I think its time for a vacation."
------------------------------------- Back at Zee Lab ---------------------- ------------
"Zim, I dunno about this. . ."
"Awww come on! I know this is what you want, so there's the. . .SLIGHT chance of me being found out, then I'll be carted off to jail then beheaded or else tortured until my unfortunate death or I'll-" He sort of murmured the rest and trailed off with his eyes wandering from the floor to Ari.
Ari's eyes were glassy in horror, her eye twitched. As she opened her mouth to argue some more with Zim, Gir came screaming down the stairs.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJIIIBABA!!" was the terrified sound of Gir running as fast as he could, his antenna was missing as he leapt into Zim's arms and huddled into his shirt. Following a mere 3 seconds behind was a war call accompanied with the mechanical monster Zim had made last night.
"BAAAAAAAA-JAAA!" It screeched, its digital call low (like Spike's from Cowboy Bebop but a LEETLE digitalized) as it made its way down the stairs.
"SWEET BAJESUS!" Ari yelled as she dove out of the way, grabbing Zim's hand and pulling him down with her. The robot pounded the floor where the two, now three, were standing seconds before. Its large slightly separated paws padded the floor, metallic claws hidden inside them clinking as it walked menacingly towards the group, the five spikes on its tail bristled like fingers with minds of their own.
"Zim. . .You said his battery would run out a few hours ago!"
"I was making a guess! He SHOULD have shut down by now. . How come NOTHING I make ever comes out right!.Zim muttered to himself as the monstrous beast stood before them.
"Get up." its voice issued. . .a command?
"He talks. . ." said Ari flatly looking at Zim.
"Uh, he's not supposed to!!" Zim was more puzzled, this Sir was supposed to be plain survival skills, not a conversing creature with actual intelligence!
"I said-" his neck dipped down as he cringed in somewhat pain "Stand."
Warily standing and drawing her sword, Ari walked up to him.
"What is your name?" she glanced at him, his body covered in short blue fur, his two foot long ears swiveling every so often as his cold ruthless eyes narrowed.
"I am a Temporary Intelligence Unit," he coughs. "Although I prefer to be called Tij." This sentence seemed to cause him great pain, as he was forced to sit and cough sparks.
"Um. . .Why are you. . .here-still?" Zim said annoyed while trying to pull Gir from his shirt.
Tij growled a smile. It was eerie, seeing his jaws silvery white glint in a creepy grin. "That's your own fault." He said this as he walked over to Gir and grabbed his leg, pulling the robot away from Zim and curling his tail around it. Gir was happy at this, until Tij jabbed his tail spikes into his back. Sparks flew as the two robots stood still. '
Suddenly, Gir leapt forwards, Tij's tail still in his back, although Tij's sinister voice issued from his mouth.
"Zim you fool, you created me only for your own selfish desires! So badly you wanted to bring back that worthless human that you created me? I am no Sir, and I have no pride to call me own thanks to you. I am a monster not worthy of life, yet you used me anyway." His cold cruel voice emanated from Gir's mouth.
"Last night, when the two of you retired to your bedrooms, I with only an hour or so to live due to your unkind ways found my way to where you keep your power core, the back up sir parts, and that miserably failed attempt at Santa Claus suit remnants. Well seeing this, I took it upon myself to make sure that I would ruin your life as you have created mine. I combined the power of your house with sir parts, making me a functional robot in most ways, then the fun came. I was accidentally doused in your horrible experiment, remaining Santa Claus liquid! I was covered in it, never had I ever felt such pain before . . .But I have discovered I cannot destroy myself now, it has bonded with my wires, making them attract to each other- "
"Bla bla bla, So you may have gotten into a storage room, why should I care. . ." Zim interrupted.
All the while Tij was talking Gir's body was moving and making hand motions while Tij smirked. It was really quite amusing, Gir being the cute puppet and Tij being the grotesque puppeteer.
"Ha ha, yes very funny. I was merely trying to get to the point where I slit your throat, using the body you so purposelessly created!" screamed Gir in Tij's voice.
Ripping his tail out of Gir's back, inch long bluish metal claws shot out as Zim's beast leapt for him. Weaponless, he leapt back and was pinned while Ari drew her sword.
Tij's muzzle was inches from his face, where what should have been teeth was a row of connected steel in jagged triangles. His breath reeked of blood and oil as his artificial lungs pumped fresh oil and liquids through his body, forcing air to slightly circulate from his mouth. He licked Zim's cheek, with a thin sheet of metal for a tongue it acted as a razor drawn across his face.
Zim put a hand to his face and smiled before a bluish sword was jammed through Tij's back.
"KREEESHAAA!" The Sir screamed as it writhed, oil and blood from its earlier meals leaked from it as the sword was removed.
"Oh that's so not right. . ." Ari muttered cleaning her sword, giving a glance to the robot laying motionless on the ground beside her. Zim stood up and made a queer face at Tij.
"Ari. . .Back away." he murmured as the body twitched.
She looked at Zim, human nature was to investigate, not to listen. Obediently she slowly moved her foot away from his gaping mouth, but a moment too late.
Metal jaws snapped and locked onto her ankle as the hole slowly disappeared, filling with a horrible blackish liquid and becoming part of him once again. He swung his head to the left, dragging Ari down to the ground.
"MONSTER!" Zim began smashing his foot down onto the head of Tij in an attempt to free her bleeding ankle.
"Please don't let my Achilles tendon snap, please don't let that stupid tendon snap. . ." was all Ari could think of. Guns and Robots were two things some should never have screwed with. . .And her she was facing a thing that was both.
Relentless stompings made Tij open and unlock his jaws, giving Ari a chance to wrench her leg free. Not giving the creature a chance to retaliate, Zim grabbed his metal skeletoned tail.
"Eat this bastard!" he muttered, shoving his tail into the electrical socket next to him.
----------------------------Do do do-I just watched the Fugitive! Woo!------ -----------------------------
Jes hummed a tune as she and Britt clambered into their Voot Cruiser.
"We're going to Earth! Yay for us Britt! Just like my perfect sister Tak, but different purpose." Jes frowned a bit at Tak's name, the two were so alike it was scary. But different personalities entirely.
"Isn't your dad gonna be mad???" Britt asked suspiciously.
"Nahh, he's good. I'm just. . .showing him that I'm old enough to do things on my own."
"Are you sure this isn't out of spite. . ."
"Of COURSE not. . ." she said happily in her faint accent. (also inherited like her sister)
"We'll be a few days off from Jaz if we take the Void near Blorch. . ." she murmured to herself looking the map on her screen while the two flew through space.
"Awww, but those rat people are so. . .slaughtery."
". . . . . . . . Yea. Hence the name slaughtering rat people."
-------------------------------------------ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMVOO---------------- -------------------
It was really an odd scene now, a smoldering body of what looked like it was once a large cat rabbit mix, A girl blankly looking at it with a bleeding ankle, and an alien standing slightly taller than her. Both watched it for a moment in silence.
"Is it. . .gone?"
"I think it short-circuited." he said, bending down and moving its paw. "I've never seen a Sir do that before. . ."
"He really was a Sir? He looks nothing like one. . .Is that his disguise?" She cocked her head to one side to get a better look at this beast of technology.
"Nope, this is the actual body of the Sir, Gir designed him after all, what would you expect?"
". . . . . guess your right. Speaking of which, where did he get to?" The two looked around for Gir's body, Ari stepped backwards and tripped due to two things, her damaged ankle and she had discovered Gir.
"Eep!" she murmured quickly as she put a hand out to catch herself from the floor. She didn't need to though, as her body never touched.
Zim grinned at the confused girl as he held her up with his arms .(No, with his feet. . .)
"How did you get behind me-?" Too confused to blush she shot him a quizzical look as she turned her head around somewhat to look at him but stopped. ". . .Never mind, heh it must be your alien charm." she added with some laughter.
He stuck his tongue out at her and lifted her back up under her arms like you would a child. "I should have dropped you." he muttered in an annoyed yet teasing tone.
"Ha ha ha, you wish. I would have brought you down with me then so nyah!" Ari said in a playful way despite the not-really-funny-in-any-way-possible- situation they were just in.
The two joked around for a while some more, like old friends would. It was nice, interaction some a thing that speaks your language wasn't one of Ari's strong points in life. Minutes of long lost happiness passed slowly before Ari sighed and looked at her leg.
"Hmmm. I suppose I should go get some...gauze or something, I don't want to get blood all over the floor...some more." She made a face as she looked at her bloody ripped pant leg, her four-times-larger-than-usual-now-red- instead-of-white sock and her dripping shoe.
Zim felt embarrassed, but he didn't know why, it was like he was compelled to take care of her. . .What was this new horrible feeling!? And why are there so many!? Why does he need a new feeling for everything nowadays! Humans. . .they bring nothing but trouble sometimes. Many thoughts were running through his head as he walked over to Ari and nodded.
"!?" a confused and surprised noise issued from Ari's throat as she felt her legs come out from under her, it took her a minute to realize that Zim had picked her up in his arms. She wiggled a bit, as this was a first.
"What are you doing Zim???" Her eyes were wide and curious but quickly changed into a questioning look.
"I'm being nice to a human. Even I'm surprised, now stop tensing up or I'm gonna drop you." His voice was somewhat calm and controlled sounding, very different from his usually sarcasm filled one.
Ari shrugged and supposed she had nothing to say against him. She only muttered;
"Your pampering me . . .I'll get you for this." she whispered sullenly.
Zim grinned and stuck his tongue out at her which she did likewise and crossed her arms pouting.
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THE END! Of this chapter. It was lame and purposeless wasn't it. . . . I wish I could write, I really truly do. Oh well. Heh, if the characters in the story live to see New Years, we'll all take a break and cellybrate. And I'm gonna update my zim Elfwood fanart pagey thing with tij pictures, and jaz hopefully, and umi, and all of them. And SORRY for the other char lackage!!! I couldn't think of more plot to shove into them lol. Ya know . . .I don't think there IS a secret entrance, I mean, I don't think this chapter had any purpose in ANY way. . . . Well I'm just gonna go now and draw some scary pictures of Tij. BAI! Oh, and LejindaryBunny? What quotes would you use? I dunno if I've got any good quotes in this here crapblob-I mean- story. . .