Ok readers, teehehehe, I changed the beginning to the very very old idea I
had, ya know with Ari just comin to the new class and all, that's uh, the
simplified version, I got down to the more detailed parts, eh heh heh heh.
. . I AM THE QUEEN OF RUN-ON SENTENCES BECAUSE I ROCK SO BAD THEREFORE
CAUSING OTHER SENTENCE ENHANCING QUEENS TO FALL TO THEIR KNEES AND BOW TO
MY MIGHTY TYPING FINGERS! Hehehe, I just read Dibario and it was muy funny.
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Ari gasped as she sat up, it must have been at least noon! Instinctively looking to where Zim had slept, hoping somehow he was still asleep- but no, the bed was empty of all but her.
"Damn my biological clock!" she hissed to herself before noticing the figure leaning in the doorway.
"Are you finished yet?" he said simply, his eyes giving a half opened amused expression.
Ari blushed furiously, before she could find a somewhat decent excuse to have snuck into his bed for the night, the blankets next to her exploded as Gir put his face right next to hers and screaming "ITS ONE IN DA NOOOOON!"
This resulted in Ari flipping out, and off of the bed. Zim snickered as he watched Ari rip the blankets off of her and stand. She grabbed the cheerful robot by the neck, but as he didn't have the need to breathe, this really was quite unthreatening. She narrowed her eyes, trying to overcome the intense look of happiness on his face with her scowl.
"Never do that that again. EVER." She accentuated the last part to the giggling ball of robotic jolliness.
Gir looked sad for a second, traces of what may have been tears in his eyes glinted, Ari's expression slowly softened before a big chunk of raw bacon was flung into her face.
"I MADE BACON!" and the android exploded in cries of laughter once more.
Ari soon muffled his insane laughter by shoving the bacon into his mouth and grabbing the blanket he was sitting on's ends together. She quickly tied them together and spun it around in circles for a while with Zim watching oddly. His quieted screams of delight could still be heard as Ari dropped him to the ground.
"Well that's a method I've never used before. . ." his eyes turned to antagonizing slits. "Did you sleep well?"
"Master, she sleeped with you, wouldn't you know?!" came Gir's muffled voice, before Ari casually shoved him under the bed, blanket and all with her foot.
"I was COLD."
"Heh heh heh, yea sure. You just can't resist my suave." he grinned in a cocky way.
Ari tried to look serious, but it really didn't work. "Yea, that's it Zim." she yawned and stretched. "So what have YOU been doing all day, besides watching me sleep."
Zim made quite an odd face at this question, like worry and anxiety mixed into one. (Like, Worriety, or Anxorry. . .yea)
"Nothing worth reporting er, telling you. Besides the fact that I went down to the lab and that. . .Sir thing was. . .not there anymore."
"Tij is gone???" She blinked in disbelief, out of the corner of her eye she watched the blob of blankets slowly wriggling out from under the bed.
"Uhm, if that's his name then yes."
Ari shook her head and sighed. "D' you think he's still in the house?"
"I ran a scan a while ago and upped the security systems, the scans showed no TIU presences at all, he must have gotten out when we were asleep." What may have been a teasing grin slipped across his face for a moment. "Are you planning on eating anything today?"
She gave him a shrewd look, but her stomach responded before her mouth could. She blushed a bit and followed him out of the room, wondering how he could switch from a serious topic to a totally random one so easily. . .
Leaving Gir all alone in his hamster ball of blankets.
"Master? IT SMELLS LIKE YOU BUT I DON'T SEE YOU! Meeeeee!" was all that he said as he struggled to free himself of his Zim-scented prison.
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"Gaz, have you seen my goggles?" Dib asked, searching in the couch cushions.
As he wasn't worth her opening her eyes to glare at him, she merely frowned and said "I really couldn't care less Dib. . ." Little bwoops and bleeps could be heard after she voiced her heartwarming thought.
"Thanks a lot." he rolled his eyes before donning a look of victory as his hand brought up the missing goggles from under the couch.
"I can't believe its been almost 2 months since Zim's been out of school! He MUST be plotting something horrible!"
"He could have died." Gaz said simply, causing an eerie silence between the two for a moment.
"As much as I'd like that Gaz I don't think so. HE'S SCHEMING!" He ended with an outburst, causing a small explosion sound from Gaz's Gameslave.
Her eyes shot open and one twitched as she exclaimed, "You KILLED me!"
He sighed. "Gaz, I don't have TIME to be beaten up by you now! I've been planning a final sneak attack on Zim tomorrow, and I'm still not ready!"
"Your such a stalker. . .If I didn't know you any better I'd say you looked like a perv, sneaking around people's houses and whatnot. . ." she snickered as her game emitted the regular bleeps of pig-killing.
He frowned and made a slight noise of protest and annoyance. "Why don't you go find Ari, I'm sure she'll play gameslave with you, oh wait, THAT'S right, she's been missing for 2 months as WELL. Gee Gaz, don't you think it's a little odd? Its OBVIOUS she's helping him! HOW COME YOU DON'T CARE?"
"Shhhhhh not to save point yet. . ." she said quietly.
Dib threw his hands up in exasperation. "Your hopeless. . ." was all he said as he wandered back up to his room.
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Jaz slipped into her silky robe as she looked forwards to a nice hot shower, after not getting much sleep last night and the Goldmember ordeal. She opened her door and fell flat on her face as she had tripped over something large and warm.
As she struggled to get up the blob moved and wiggled its long antennae.
"What the 'ell?" she moaned as she sat up and rubbed her antennae tenderly. "Umi???"
His bright silvery black eyes glinted as he sat up in front of Jaz. "REMOTAL POWER, CLICKY WISDOM, CONTROLLER OF TV!!!!! Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmeeeeee!" he whined.
"Did you sleep at my door!?" she asked incredulously as she stood up dizzily.
"Will you give me the remote if I say I didn't?" Jaz groaned in esasperation and shook her head. "You are pathetically obsessed. ."
"It's a tingly feeling, yes?" He asked happily, his eyes darting around for any chances that Jaz could have been keeping it in the pocket of her robe. .
"Uhm, yea that's it. . .Ember!" she called her gold and black sir out, its two antennae that laid behind its head twitched as it silently arrived at Jaz's standing point, saluting.
Umi made a questioning noise as the Sir's eyes narrowed, the gold Z? on its forehead shone as it smiled.
"And smiles she why. . .???" he asked.
Jaz sighed at his odd speech, not an uncommon thing for Umi. "Because I hid the remote in her head. NOW GO EMBER, RUN UNTIL YOU CAN'T RUN NO MORE!" And with that, the overly obedient Sir exploded off half running and half flying. Umi shot Jaz a confused and astounded look.
"That's cruel! EMBER, WAIT UP!" He said before scrambling to his feet and sliding around the corner out of sight.
"FASTER EMBER, UMI HASN'T BEEN WALKED LATELY!" She called after them and going to enjoy an uninterrupted and actually peaceful shower.
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"Hey Purple. . ."
"What." came the none too happy voice of his co-leader.
"I call Truce since we have to make plans for the annual ball. . .thing."
"Red, its not a ball, it's a. . .group thingy. . .of all the Invaders and Past Invaders, bla dee bla dee bla yea."
"Yea that, its in a few months and our uh-what are those guys called that tell us what to do?"
"I don't know but keep talking." said Purple boredly as he flipped through a magazine, dipping a cheese crunchy in a peanut butter like substance from time to time.
He frowned, "Anyway, we have to go to a meeting on it and approve their ideas and. . .stuff."
Purple groaned at hearing this. "A Meeting??? I thought we banned those until further notice."
"Ummm nope, its not here on the list of all things banned. . .
"Shnit, what happens if we add it really really fast, like scribble it in now?" He wrung his hands as he tried to think of ways to avoid this meeting.
"Aw come on you wuss, all we have to do is decide where it'll be, and a way to keep Zim from coming. . ."
"Ahem, Jaz. AND the fact that it's an Invader-who-actually-conquered-their- planet thing."
Purple grinned. "Ohhh yea, hope the traffic's not too bad, heard that some foreign guys from Zenaria started a battle at one of the black holes."
Red shrugged before sighing as he stood. "Well lets get this stupid thing over with. . ."
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"Aaaagh! It hurts!" Ari was holding back the scream of pain as wires spread themselves all throughout her body. It felt like needles dragging themselves along her bones as the thin electrical cables wrapped around her bones and aligned themselves with her veins. When it seemed as though she was about to collapse, it stopped.
"Well the first parts done. . ." came Zim's non too assuring voice.
Ari panted quietly like a dog in the summer, her spine was tingling in an uncomfortable way, as it should be since two thin metal rods were jammed into it. Although whatever "human-safe" drug he'd injected into her was numbing her body almost completely.
"Now. . .I'm going to have to put you under eh, completely."
"I dunno if I trust you with me if I'm unconscious. . ." she smiled at his reaction.
Zim got flustered and his antennae flew back as a peeved expression conquered his face. "I wouldn't do anything human."
"Oooo back to calling me Human are we? A bit ironic considering what we're doing." she gave him a teasing grin which slowly dragged a smile onto his annoyed face.
"Shut up and lay down already." he held up a large needle full of a bluish silver liquid. "This is capable of putting you out for at least an hour and a half." he paused a took a deep breath. "You realize that. . .that in this type of. . .procedure that anything can go wrong." She kicked her feet as she hopped onto the examination-resembling table.
"Yes. Yes I do. . .Wait-can you clone me?" there was too much eager anxiety to that question.
"Ehhhh yes. . ." he made a suspicious look at Ari.
"Neeeeeeeet." she said to herself grinning.
"Just because I CAN doesn't mean I WILL." He said with an annoyed look on his face.
She paused and stopped to think about this for a moment. "But you COULD."
Zim shook his head, his antennae wiggling as he sighed a bit. "The only reason I can tolerate you more than other people is because your weirdness level-"
"Matches yours?" was the reply he got, accompanied with a grin.
It took Zim a few seconds to get this. "What-HEY!!!" He took a deep breath and decided it was the drugs or her retort-ful side talking. "Just lie down already!" he said, a bit of his enormous temper seizing him for a moment.
Ari shrugged, not all there anyway, and laid stomach-down on the non-too- comfortable table anyway. She folded her arms and rested her head on them, watching Zim twiddle the part that was soon to be "installed" into her spine. Zim said it would allow her ID Pak to function and connect, as it contained everything she would need for her new life-
"Iip!" she squeaked in surprise as Zim had placed the thin needle into her neck. Ari glared playfully almost at him and murmured drowsily, "Good thing I trust you. . ." before letting her head collapse into the safety of her arms.
Zim smiled at this, wondering how many people she had said that to before as he proceeded to carry out the operation.
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Dib sat on his bed, surrounded by sketches and plans. He had spent the past hours memorizing and perfecting his strategy to get in Zim's base. He let out a deep sigh, it was lonely now. Last year, last year he wasn't lonely.
He glanced over at the phone. The last time he had used it was last year as well. . .Dib closed his eyes for a moment, trying to pretend that she was still here, that he could just pick up that damn phone and dial her number, and he'd hear her voice one more time.
She must've been the first friend he'd ever had that actually seemed to like him, paranormal experiences, the trench coat, everything, Even the not so 20-20 vision.
Dib sighed and swallowed, his eyes would start to glass over if he kept thinking about this. But as he was prone to doing so, he did anyway. That night was still pretty fresh in his mind. He had called her house, no answer. So he had decided to go walk to her house, she didn't live that far away from him. He wanted to talk to her about the large comet he had seen earlier that night, and having nothing better to do he set off.
And there she was, her violet hair and glasses were askew as he saw the large ship in the sky, a bluish beam was sucking her up, she was being taken! Just like her parents. . .Dib had called out to her, she looked at him once more before disappearing into the ship as it vanished.
This memory was far too vivid, Dib choked and laid his head on his arms, once again renewing his vows of vengeance.
"Don't worry Jes. . .I'll find you."
Ari gasped as she sat up, it must have been at least noon! Instinctively looking to where Zim had slept, hoping somehow he was still asleep- but no, the bed was empty of all but her.
"Damn my biological clock!" she hissed to herself before noticing the figure leaning in the doorway.
"Are you finished yet?" he said simply, his eyes giving a half opened amused expression.
Ari blushed furiously, before she could find a somewhat decent excuse to have snuck into his bed for the night, the blankets next to her exploded as Gir put his face right next to hers and screaming "ITS ONE IN DA NOOOOON!"
This resulted in Ari flipping out, and off of the bed. Zim snickered as he watched Ari rip the blankets off of her and stand. She grabbed the cheerful robot by the neck, but as he didn't have the need to breathe, this really was quite unthreatening. She narrowed her eyes, trying to overcome the intense look of happiness on his face with her scowl.
"Never do that that again. EVER." She accentuated the last part to the giggling ball of robotic jolliness.
Gir looked sad for a second, traces of what may have been tears in his eyes glinted, Ari's expression slowly softened before a big chunk of raw bacon was flung into her face.
"I MADE BACON!" and the android exploded in cries of laughter once more.
Ari soon muffled his insane laughter by shoving the bacon into his mouth and grabbing the blanket he was sitting on's ends together. She quickly tied them together and spun it around in circles for a while with Zim watching oddly. His quieted screams of delight could still be heard as Ari dropped him to the ground.
"Well that's a method I've never used before. . ." his eyes turned to antagonizing slits. "Did you sleep well?"
"Master, she sleeped with you, wouldn't you know?!" came Gir's muffled voice, before Ari casually shoved him under the bed, blanket and all with her foot.
"I was COLD."
"Heh heh heh, yea sure. You just can't resist my suave." he grinned in a cocky way.
Ari tried to look serious, but it really didn't work. "Yea, that's it Zim." she yawned and stretched. "So what have YOU been doing all day, besides watching me sleep."
Zim made quite an odd face at this question, like worry and anxiety mixed into one. (Like, Worriety, or Anxorry. . .yea)
"Nothing worth reporting er, telling you. Besides the fact that I went down to the lab and that. . .Sir thing was. . .not there anymore."
"Tij is gone???" She blinked in disbelief, out of the corner of her eye she watched the blob of blankets slowly wriggling out from under the bed.
"Uhm, if that's his name then yes."
Ari shook her head and sighed. "D' you think he's still in the house?"
"I ran a scan a while ago and upped the security systems, the scans showed no TIU presences at all, he must have gotten out when we were asleep." What may have been a teasing grin slipped across his face for a moment. "Are you planning on eating anything today?"
She gave him a shrewd look, but her stomach responded before her mouth could. She blushed a bit and followed him out of the room, wondering how he could switch from a serious topic to a totally random one so easily. . .
Leaving Gir all alone in his hamster ball of blankets.
"Master? IT SMELLS LIKE YOU BUT I DON'T SEE YOU! Meeeeee!" was all that he said as he struggled to free himself of his Zim-scented prison.
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"Gaz, have you seen my goggles?" Dib asked, searching in the couch cushions.
As he wasn't worth her opening her eyes to glare at him, she merely frowned and said "I really couldn't care less Dib. . ." Little bwoops and bleeps could be heard after she voiced her heartwarming thought.
"Thanks a lot." he rolled his eyes before donning a look of victory as his hand brought up the missing goggles from under the couch.
"I can't believe its been almost 2 months since Zim's been out of school! He MUST be plotting something horrible!"
"He could have died." Gaz said simply, causing an eerie silence between the two for a moment.
"As much as I'd like that Gaz I don't think so. HE'S SCHEMING!" He ended with an outburst, causing a small explosion sound from Gaz's Gameslave.
Her eyes shot open and one twitched as she exclaimed, "You KILLED me!"
He sighed. "Gaz, I don't have TIME to be beaten up by you now! I've been planning a final sneak attack on Zim tomorrow, and I'm still not ready!"
"Your such a stalker. . .If I didn't know you any better I'd say you looked like a perv, sneaking around people's houses and whatnot. . ." she snickered as her game emitted the regular bleeps of pig-killing.
He frowned and made a slight noise of protest and annoyance. "Why don't you go find Ari, I'm sure she'll play gameslave with you, oh wait, THAT'S right, she's been missing for 2 months as WELL. Gee Gaz, don't you think it's a little odd? Its OBVIOUS she's helping him! HOW COME YOU DON'T CARE?"
"Shhhhhh not to save point yet. . ." she said quietly.
Dib threw his hands up in exasperation. "Your hopeless. . ." was all he said as he wandered back up to his room.
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Jaz slipped into her silky robe as she looked forwards to a nice hot shower, after not getting much sleep last night and the Goldmember ordeal. She opened her door and fell flat on her face as she had tripped over something large and warm.
As she struggled to get up the blob moved and wiggled its long antennae.
"What the 'ell?" she moaned as she sat up and rubbed her antennae tenderly. "Umi???"
His bright silvery black eyes glinted as he sat up in front of Jaz. "REMOTAL POWER, CLICKY WISDOM, CONTROLLER OF TV!!!!! Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmeeeeee!" he whined.
"Did you sleep at my door!?" she asked incredulously as she stood up dizzily.
"Will you give me the remote if I say I didn't?" Jaz groaned in esasperation and shook her head. "You are pathetically obsessed. ."
"It's a tingly feeling, yes?" He asked happily, his eyes darting around for any chances that Jaz could have been keeping it in the pocket of her robe. .
"Uhm, yea that's it. . .Ember!" she called her gold and black sir out, its two antennae that laid behind its head twitched as it silently arrived at Jaz's standing point, saluting.
Umi made a questioning noise as the Sir's eyes narrowed, the gold Z? on its forehead shone as it smiled.
"And smiles she why. . .???" he asked.
Jaz sighed at his odd speech, not an uncommon thing for Umi. "Because I hid the remote in her head. NOW GO EMBER, RUN UNTIL YOU CAN'T RUN NO MORE!" And with that, the overly obedient Sir exploded off half running and half flying. Umi shot Jaz a confused and astounded look.
"That's cruel! EMBER, WAIT UP!" He said before scrambling to his feet and sliding around the corner out of sight.
"FASTER EMBER, UMI HASN'T BEEN WALKED LATELY!" She called after them and going to enjoy an uninterrupted and actually peaceful shower.
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"Hey Purple. . ."
"What." came the none too happy voice of his co-leader.
"I call Truce since we have to make plans for the annual ball. . .thing."
"Red, its not a ball, it's a. . .group thingy. . .of all the Invaders and Past Invaders, bla dee bla dee bla yea."
"Yea that, its in a few months and our uh-what are those guys called that tell us what to do?"
"I don't know but keep talking." said Purple boredly as he flipped through a magazine, dipping a cheese crunchy in a peanut butter like substance from time to time.
He frowned, "Anyway, we have to go to a meeting on it and approve their ideas and. . .stuff."
Purple groaned at hearing this. "A Meeting??? I thought we banned those until further notice."
"Ummm nope, its not here on the list of all things banned. . .
"Shnit, what happens if we add it really really fast, like scribble it in now?" He wrung his hands as he tried to think of ways to avoid this meeting.
"Aw come on you wuss, all we have to do is decide where it'll be, and a way to keep Zim from coming. . ."
"Ahem, Jaz. AND the fact that it's an Invader-who-actually-conquered-their- planet thing."
Purple grinned. "Ohhh yea, hope the traffic's not too bad, heard that some foreign guys from Zenaria started a battle at one of the black holes."
Red shrugged before sighing as he stood. "Well lets get this stupid thing over with. . ."
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"Aaaagh! It hurts!" Ari was holding back the scream of pain as wires spread themselves all throughout her body. It felt like needles dragging themselves along her bones as the thin electrical cables wrapped around her bones and aligned themselves with her veins. When it seemed as though she was about to collapse, it stopped.
"Well the first parts done. . ." came Zim's non too assuring voice.
Ari panted quietly like a dog in the summer, her spine was tingling in an uncomfortable way, as it should be since two thin metal rods were jammed into it. Although whatever "human-safe" drug he'd injected into her was numbing her body almost completely.
"Now. . .I'm going to have to put you under eh, completely."
"I dunno if I trust you with me if I'm unconscious. . ." she smiled at his reaction.
Zim got flustered and his antennae flew back as a peeved expression conquered his face. "I wouldn't do anything human."
"Oooo back to calling me Human are we? A bit ironic considering what we're doing." she gave him a teasing grin which slowly dragged a smile onto his annoyed face.
"Shut up and lay down already." he held up a large needle full of a bluish silver liquid. "This is capable of putting you out for at least an hour and a half." he paused a took a deep breath. "You realize that. . .that in this type of. . .procedure that anything can go wrong." She kicked her feet as she hopped onto the examination-resembling table.
"Yes. Yes I do. . .Wait-can you clone me?" there was too much eager anxiety to that question.
"Ehhhh yes. . ." he made a suspicious look at Ari.
"Neeeeeeeet." she said to herself grinning.
"Just because I CAN doesn't mean I WILL." He said with an annoyed look on his face.
She paused and stopped to think about this for a moment. "But you COULD."
Zim shook his head, his antennae wiggling as he sighed a bit. "The only reason I can tolerate you more than other people is because your weirdness level-"
"Matches yours?" was the reply he got, accompanied with a grin.
It took Zim a few seconds to get this. "What-HEY!!!" He took a deep breath and decided it was the drugs or her retort-ful side talking. "Just lie down already!" he said, a bit of his enormous temper seizing him for a moment.
Ari shrugged, not all there anyway, and laid stomach-down on the non-too- comfortable table anyway. She folded her arms and rested her head on them, watching Zim twiddle the part that was soon to be "installed" into her spine. Zim said it would allow her ID Pak to function and connect, as it contained everything she would need for her new life-
"Iip!" she squeaked in surprise as Zim had placed the thin needle into her neck. Ari glared playfully almost at him and murmured drowsily, "Good thing I trust you. . ." before letting her head collapse into the safety of her arms.
Zim smiled at this, wondering how many people she had said that to before as he proceeded to carry out the operation.
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Dib sat on his bed, surrounded by sketches and plans. He had spent the past hours memorizing and perfecting his strategy to get in Zim's base. He let out a deep sigh, it was lonely now. Last year, last year he wasn't lonely.
He glanced over at the phone. The last time he had used it was last year as well. . .Dib closed his eyes for a moment, trying to pretend that she was still here, that he could just pick up that damn phone and dial her number, and he'd hear her voice one more time.
She must've been the first friend he'd ever had that actually seemed to like him, paranormal experiences, the trench coat, everything, Even the not so 20-20 vision.
Dib sighed and swallowed, his eyes would start to glass over if he kept thinking about this. But as he was prone to doing so, he did anyway. That night was still pretty fresh in his mind. He had called her house, no answer. So he had decided to go walk to her house, she didn't live that far away from him. He wanted to talk to her about the large comet he had seen earlier that night, and having nothing better to do he set off.
And there she was, her violet hair and glasses were askew as he saw the large ship in the sky, a bluish beam was sucking her up, she was being taken! Just like her parents. . .Dib had called out to her, she looked at him once more before disappearing into the ship as it vanished.
This memory was far too vivid, Dib choked and laid his head on his arms, once again renewing his vows of vengeance.
"Don't worry Jes. . .I'll find you."