Ohhhh please, someone kill me, put me from my misery! Aghhhh! I have the
WORST diseasey type thing ever, I can't breathe.Actually I'm in danger of
sneezing myself to death. I haven't been in school since Monday, and since
its uh, Thursday that I'm writing this, eh heh heh heh. Before I forget, My
Elfwood fan art account thing should be updated! Woo, anyway I think I'll
be out for a while, but hey, I check Email everyday, send me something to
draw! COME ON! Fanart, anything! ---Can't draw but eh---- Amanda's quote
for a while- "Watching Fantasia while sick will NOT make me hallucinate
mom! Now get out of here, all four of you!"
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Bubbles floated rapidly through the watery liquid, each one struggling to reach the surface like birds to the sky. Something underneath the slightly tinted blue liquid thrashed. Suddenly, Jaz sat up coughing and gasping for air. She was breathing heavily and immediately looked at her hands, twitching her finger tips.
She sighed and laid her back against the black tiles on the bathroom wall. "Great . ..its getting worse. . . Damnit!"
Jaz's train of thought derailed itself as Umi pounded on the door.
"JAZZZ, WHERE'R THE BATTERIES!? I KNOW YOU GOT EM!"
She grinned as she reached out of the bathtub, her arms still shaking slightly as she pulled 3 little batteries from her robe pocket. Twiddling them in her palm, she called back "I don't know what you mean Umi. . .Heh heh heh."
"Alllllrighty then, guess Biz'll havta BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!"
Jaz scoffed, "That SIR can't break down MY bathroom door." She looked over to see smoke rising up from under it.Umi's voice was heard again.
"Heh, did I say break? I meant BURN. FASTER BIZ FASTER! EEEHAHAHAHA!"
The shape shifter scrambled about in the water, coughing as the smoke curled around the ceiling fan lazily. Jaz grabbed her robe and threw it on with some slippers. When she opened the near destroyed door, Umi met a sharp cold glare from her deep blue eyes.
"Fetch." she growled, tossing the batteries with a flick of the wrist, they flew through the long hallway, bouncing around, and by the sound of it they didn't want to stop.
Umi made a surprised look at her ability to torment him further.
"I'll get you my prima, AND YOUR LITTLE SIR TOO! EEHEEHEEHEE!" Screeched Umi wildly as he ran to get the batteries which were ages away by now.
"....." Jaz knew better than to try and provoke his crazed wrath, which usually ended chocolate flavored, as she went to change from her robe since her shower had ended so abruptly.
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Twitchy twitch.
Well that's basically all she was doing every five minutes, he'd just have to wait until the effects of the serum totally wore off-
"ACK!" Zim yelled in surprise as one of Ari's legs flew out from under her in he curled position, landing a kick where his stomach would be. Collapsing to the floor in pain, his first thought was revenge, then realized it was Ari. The thought of revenge was still slightly present on his mind as he sighed, still clutching a hand to his middle. He muttered to himself quietly, grabbing the edge of the table Ari laid upon above his head.
"Stupid tweaky human beast. . .Mutter mutter mutter" His gloves tightened as he weakly stood up, still a bit winded as he stared at the floor. When his eyes rose, they found themselves looking into the eyes of Ari, and none too happily.
"I'm not a tweaky human. . .I just twitch a lot." And human she was, in appearance anyway. . .
"!" Zim was surprised at her calm response before dusting himself off, he knew he'd get hell from her for this but eh, it was say for her own good. . .
"Hey Ari, Look over there!" he said dramatically, wiggling an arm to emphasize it.
As the dumber side of her took over and gave in, Zim grabbed a power cable and jammed it into her newly attached Pak. Zim backed away a bit, watching her Pak blink at the power charge. It sounded like everything was working as planned, if you ignored Ari's slight aggravated noises at being somewhat electrocuted. But what she didn't notice while in suffering the aftermath of her surprise attack was that her pigment in her skin was rapidly changing from a light tan to a light green. Not to mention her hair was quickly shrinking back into her skull, it seemed to melt away and un-grow. And now, her fingers, what Zim was most worried about, but the bone seemed to slide back into her hand somewhere and the extra skin just went and sort of absorbed itself until their were only two fingers and a thumb. Zim made a mental note that he should probably unhook the cable, but the blue electricity around her was mesmerizing. . .
It kicked in a bit late but he ran back and ripped the cable from her Pak in time enough to leave a now much greener Ari. She whirled around and twitched.
"What was that for you back stabbing-!!!!!!!!!!!"
She slowly retracted her hand from its accusing pointing as she gazed at her hand, twiddling and moving her fingers slowly. Ari sank back, her knees weak as she collapsed into a sitting position, the greatest look of wonder and amazement omnipresent on her face.
A slow smirk crept its way onto Zim's face, not showing the relief that was filling him. After all, this was his first time at doing something this illegal and he was winging it.
Meanwhile Ari still was speechless, but by now she had put a hand to her head and was feeling one of her antennae. Closing her eyes for a moment, either in determination not to make this a sappy moment or because she was so blissfully happy. When she opened her slightly almond shaped blue eyes, they seemed to be glassed over a bit more. Then out of sheer happiness she leapt off the table and latched her arms around Zim.
This wiped the smirk of his face. . .but in a good way.
Ari was mumbling it slightly, but he caught it all the same.
"Its just like a dream come true. . ." she smiled and stopped her hug to look him in the eyes. "And if it is a dream, I sure as hell don't wanna wake up."
Zim made that cocky smile of his. "You may look Irken but you still have the same humany attitude."
"Mrrrrr thanks for ruining the moment." She cracked her back and growled. "Why didn't you just tell me you were going to shove an electrical cord in me? It wouldn't have been so painful. . ."
Zim scoffed as he started walking out of the room. "Nah, it wouldn't have been as funny to see your expression change. Besides, you'd get all tensey." He wiggled his fingers at the last word and walked out of the room, or rather, marched.
Ari watched him walk out of the room, then realized she was one of the most feared races of all the galaxies and skipped out of the room after him, he antennae swaying behind her.
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*In Dib's Room*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-
Dib sat on his bed, pulling on a boot with some effort. After a moment where it looked like he would lose the battle, he emerged victorious.
"Hah, human race ONE, stupid non-fitting boot ZERO!" He laughed to himself as the funniness of the joke slowly ebbed away. It wasn't very fun to laugh at something all alone. . .He sighed as he slung his utility backpack on and adorned the rest of his spy gear.
"Today Zim. . .Today I expose you for the hideous creature you are!" he smiled halfsidedly, giving him a rather crazed expression. Gaz snorted as she laid against the frame of his door.
"Gee, the spandex really goes with your obsessive compulsive disorder." was all she said.
"What!? Its not spandex-hey wait, I don't have obsessive compulsive disorder!" he protested angrily.
Gaz sighed, not wanting to recap on any of his past conversations. It was obvious Zim was on his mind much more than usual, and he'd been snapping at everyone if they even hinted at saying something paranormal/zim related. . .the poor weirdo.
"AGH, I'm late! I've only got another 14 minutes to get through the gnome fields before my deactivator runs out! Eeeeeeee-" and with that he scurried out the room.
Gaz shook her head and meandered back into the living room to eat pizza and watch TV.
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*In Jes's Ship*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-
"BRITT!" Jes's voice echoed with happiness as her pink eyed Sir popped its head up above the control panel.
"What is it." she said none too amusedly.
"We're only 4 days from Earth!" she then made little excited noises.
Her Sir gave her a shrewd look, as she'd been doing this EVERY other hour for the past week. "And if we travel HOW fast?"
"Eh, top speed!" Jes gave a cheeky look to her Sir who may have rolled her eyes, it wasn't really an easy thing to tell. "Hey, at least I'm not singing 99,999,999 bottles of Alka-Seltzer!"
"Yea, but you HAVE been saying, 'plop plop fizz fizz Ahh what a relief it is, Alka-seltzer!' for the past 5 hours and-" she check something on her chest plate, "32 minutes and 46, 47. . .48. . .49. . .50 seconds-"
The Irken blinked. "I could have SWORN I was humming it half the time. . ."
Britt knew this was not going to be a very fun road trip. . .
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-At the Massive-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-
Irkens scurried in all directions, those of higher rank were working on their bad pickup lines, everyone was trying to find someone to invite for the Irken Alumni Invader Ball thingy, as it had been dubbed. They all knew that you looked like a square if you come alone, and no one wanted to be a square right?
"Mmmrrrmph."
"Mmph?" came a confused sounding reply.
Basically the scene was the two Tallests sitting on their asses seeing who could fit more doughnut holes in their mouth. So far, Purple was winning by the looks of it.
Suddenly, Zim's face popped up on the screen, Red choked by Purple coughed into a bag.
"ZIM?" came the unhappily surprised exclamation.
"The one and only!"
The two sighed, obviously Jaz wasn't there yet. "What do you want now Zim? We told you your request for vomiting space slugs was denied a while ago."
"What! WHO DARES DENY ME MY SLUGS? I mean, I was just wondering if I conquered Earth before the Invader Alumni thingy that I could eh. . .come?"
The two tallest struggled to hold back snickers, the irony of this would be that Zim would not longer exist by the time it arrived anyway, so why not?
"Sure Zim, you can come. As long as your planet's conquered somehow." said Purple rather sharply.
Zim did nothing but grin at this, which frankly scared the Tallest a bit more than he usually did.
"Oh you'll see my leaders, I have a beautiful plan. . .MUAWHAHAHAHAHA!" His laugh deepened into a sinisterly evil growl.
Purple raised a concerned eyebrow as he gave Red an uneased look. Red shrugged back and continued to watch Zim smirk and snicker to himself.
"Uhh Zim?" Red finally voiced.
"Hey what-?! Ohhhh heh heh, I thought I hit the transmission, bye my tallests! MUAWHAHAHA!" And the screen went black.
Meanwhile, Ari was doing cartwheels around the lab in her sheer happiness.
"Wow, its like I'm all limbery like, I never could do a cartwheel before without hitt-"
WOOMPH!
"Owwww.WHO IN HELL PUT A WALL HERE!?
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Sorry for the shortness! HAHAHAH IM IN DISNEY WORLD WITH JAZ! WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!EXCELLENT!
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Bubbles floated rapidly through the watery liquid, each one struggling to reach the surface like birds to the sky. Something underneath the slightly tinted blue liquid thrashed. Suddenly, Jaz sat up coughing and gasping for air. She was breathing heavily and immediately looked at her hands, twitching her finger tips.
She sighed and laid her back against the black tiles on the bathroom wall. "Great . ..its getting worse. . . Damnit!"
Jaz's train of thought derailed itself as Umi pounded on the door.
"JAZZZ, WHERE'R THE BATTERIES!? I KNOW YOU GOT EM!"
She grinned as she reached out of the bathtub, her arms still shaking slightly as she pulled 3 little batteries from her robe pocket. Twiddling them in her palm, she called back "I don't know what you mean Umi. . .Heh heh heh."
"Alllllrighty then, guess Biz'll havta BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!"
Jaz scoffed, "That SIR can't break down MY bathroom door." She looked over to see smoke rising up from under it.Umi's voice was heard again.
"Heh, did I say break? I meant BURN. FASTER BIZ FASTER! EEEHAHAHAHA!"
The shape shifter scrambled about in the water, coughing as the smoke curled around the ceiling fan lazily. Jaz grabbed her robe and threw it on with some slippers. When she opened the near destroyed door, Umi met a sharp cold glare from her deep blue eyes.
"Fetch." she growled, tossing the batteries with a flick of the wrist, they flew through the long hallway, bouncing around, and by the sound of it they didn't want to stop.
Umi made a surprised look at her ability to torment him further.
"I'll get you my prima, AND YOUR LITTLE SIR TOO! EEHEEHEEHEE!" Screeched Umi wildly as he ran to get the batteries which were ages away by now.
"....." Jaz knew better than to try and provoke his crazed wrath, which usually ended chocolate flavored, as she went to change from her robe since her shower had ended so abruptly.
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Twitchy twitch.
Well that's basically all she was doing every five minutes, he'd just have to wait until the effects of the serum totally wore off-
"ACK!" Zim yelled in surprise as one of Ari's legs flew out from under her in he curled position, landing a kick where his stomach would be. Collapsing to the floor in pain, his first thought was revenge, then realized it was Ari. The thought of revenge was still slightly present on his mind as he sighed, still clutching a hand to his middle. He muttered to himself quietly, grabbing the edge of the table Ari laid upon above his head.
"Stupid tweaky human beast. . .Mutter mutter mutter" His gloves tightened as he weakly stood up, still a bit winded as he stared at the floor. When his eyes rose, they found themselves looking into the eyes of Ari, and none too happily.
"I'm not a tweaky human. . .I just twitch a lot." And human she was, in appearance anyway. . .
"!" Zim was surprised at her calm response before dusting himself off, he knew he'd get hell from her for this but eh, it was say for her own good. . .
"Hey Ari, Look over there!" he said dramatically, wiggling an arm to emphasize it.
As the dumber side of her took over and gave in, Zim grabbed a power cable and jammed it into her newly attached Pak. Zim backed away a bit, watching her Pak blink at the power charge. It sounded like everything was working as planned, if you ignored Ari's slight aggravated noises at being somewhat electrocuted. But what she didn't notice while in suffering the aftermath of her surprise attack was that her pigment in her skin was rapidly changing from a light tan to a light green. Not to mention her hair was quickly shrinking back into her skull, it seemed to melt away and un-grow. And now, her fingers, what Zim was most worried about, but the bone seemed to slide back into her hand somewhere and the extra skin just went and sort of absorbed itself until their were only two fingers and a thumb. Zim made a mental note that he should probably unhook the cable, but the blue electricity around her was mesmerizing. . .
It kicked in a bit late but he ran back and ripped the cable from her Pak in time enough to leave a now much greener Ari. She whirled around and twitched.
"What was that for you back stabbing-!!!!!!!!!!!"
She slowly retracted her hand from its accusing pointing as she gazed at her hand, twiddling and moving her fingers slowly. Ari sank back, her knees weak as she collapsed into a sitting position, the greatest look of wonder and amazement omnipresent on her face.
A slow smirk crept its way onto Zim's face, not showing the relief that was filling him. After all, this was his first time at doing something this illegal and he was winging it.
Meanwhile Ari still was speechless, but by now she had put a hand to her head and was feeling one of her antennae. Closing her eyes for a moment, either in determination not to make this a sappy moment or because she was so blissfully happy. When she opened her slightly almond shaped blue eyes, they seemed to be glassed over a bit more. Then out of sheer happiness she leapt off the table and latched her arms around Zim.
This wiped the smirk of his face. . .but in a good way.
Ari was mumbling it slightly, but he caught it all the same.
"Its just like a dream come true. . ." she smiled and stopped her hug to look him in the eyes. "And if it is a dream, I sure as hell don't wanna wake up."
Zim made that cocky smile of his. "You may look Irken but you still have the same humany attitude."
"Mrrrrr thanks for ruining the moment." She cracked her back and growled. "Why didn't you just tell me you were going to shove an electrical cord in me? It wouldn't have been so painful. . ."
Zim scoffed as he started walking out of the room. "Nah, it wouldn't have been as funny to see your expression change. Besides, you'd get all tensey." He wiggled his fingers at the last word and walked out of the room, or rather, marched.
Ari watched him walk out of the room, then realized she was one of the most feared races of all the galaxies and skipped out of the room after him, he antennae swaying behind her.
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*In Dib's Room*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-
Dib sat on his bed, pulling on a boot with some effort. After a moment where it looked like he would lose the battle, he emerged victorious.
"Hah, human race ONE, stupid non-fitting boot ZERO!" He laughed to himself as the funniness of the joke slowly ebbed away. It wasn't very fun to laugh at something all alone. . .He sighed as he slung his utility backpack on and adorned the rest of his spy gear.
"Today Zim. . .Today I expose you for the hideous creature you are!" he smiled halfsidedly, giving him a rather crazed expression. Gaz snorted as she laid against the frame of his door.
"Gee, the spandex really goes with your obsessive compulsive disorder." was all she said.
"What!? Its not spandex-hey wait, I don't have obsessive compulsive disorder!" he protested angrily.
Gaz sighed, not wanting to recap on any of his past conversations. It was obvious Zim was on his mind much more than usual, and he'd been snapping at everyone if they even hinted at saying something paranormal/zim related. . .the poor weirdo.
"AGH, I'm late! I've only got another 14 minutes to get through the gnome fields before my deactivator runs out! Eeeeeeee-" and with that he scurried out the room.
Gaz shook her head and meandered back into the living room to eat pizza and watch TV.
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*In Jes's Ship*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-
"BRITT!" Jes's voice echoed with happiness as her pink eyed Sir popped its head up above the control panel.
"What is it." she said none too amusedly.
"We're only 4 days from Earth!" she then made little excited noises.
Her Sir gave her a shrewd look, as she'd been doing this EVERY other hour for the past week. "And if we travel HOW fast?"
"Eh, top speed!" Jes gave a cheeky look to her Sir who may have rolled her eyes, it wasn't really an easy thing to tell. "Hey, at least I'm not singing 99,999,999 bottles of Alka-Seltzer!"
"Yea, but you HAVE been saying, 'plop plop fizz fizz Ahh what a relief it is, Alka-seltzer!' for the past 5 hours and-" she check something on her chest plate, "32 minutes and 46, 47. . .48. . .49. . .50 seconds-"
The Irken blinked. "I could have SWORN I was humming it half the time. . ."
Britt knew this was not going to be a very fun road trip. . .
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-At the Massive-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-
Irkens scurried in all directions, those of higher rank were working on their bad pickup lines, everyone was trying to find someone to invite for the Irken Alumni Invader Ball thingy, as it had been dubbed. They all knew that you looked like a square if you come alone, and no one wanted to be a square right?
"Mmmrrrmph."
"Mmph?" came a confused sounding reply.
Basically the scene was the two Tallests sitting on their asses seeing who could fit more doughnut holes in their mouth. So far, Purple was winning by the looks of it.
Suddenly, Zim's face popped up on the screen, Red choked by Purple coughed into a bag.
"ZIM?" came the unhappily surprised exclamation.
"The one and only!"
The two sighed, obviously Jaz wasn't there yet. "What do you want now Zim? We told you your request for vomiting space slugs was denied a while ago."
"What! WHO DARES DENY ME MY SLUGS? I mean, I was just wondering if I conquered Earth before the Invader Alumni thingy that I could eh. . .come?"
The two tallest struggled to hold back snickers, the irony of this would be that Zim would not longer exist by the time it arrived anyway, so why not?
"Sure Zim, you can come. As long as your planet's conquered somehow." said Purple rather sharply.
Zim did nothing but grin at this, which frankly scared the Tallest a bit more than he usually did.
"Oh you'll see my leaders, I have a beautiful plan. . .MUAWHAHAHAHAHA!" His laugh deepened into a sinisterly evil growl.
Purple raised a concerned eyebrow as he gave Red an uneased look. Red shrugged back and continued to watch Zim smirk and snicker to himself.
"Uhh Zim?" Red finally voiced.
"Hey what-?! Ohhhh heh heh, I thought I hit the transmission, bye my tallests! MUAWHAHAHA!" And the screen went black.
Meanwhile, Ari was doing cartwheels around the lab in her sheer happiness.
"Wow, its like I'm all limbery like, I never could do a cartwheel before without hitt-"
WOOMPH!
"Owwww.WHO IN HELL PUT A WALL HERE!?
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Sorry for the shortness! HAHAHAH IM IN DISNEY WORLD WITH JAZ! WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!EXCELLENT!