Star Wreck: day 0
Note: this is a parody. If you don't like such humorous things, LEAVE NOW!!!
Narrator: Two men walk through the door, disrupters blazing.
LaForge: Hey! You can't just do this to me! I work my tail off for this ship, and now you're just going to blow it to pieces again? OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Narrator: I can arrange that.
LaForge: Oh shoot.
Men walking through door with disrupters blazing: Shoot? Gladly!
LaForge: But this is-
Sophisticated Electronics: -sizzle-
LaForge: -main engineering!
Expendable crewman: Duck!
Narrator: Where?
LaForge: Watch out for the main power core.
Power Core: -disrupting noises-
LaForge: Blast!
Expendable Crewman: I wouldn't say that.
Power Core: BLLLAAAAASSSSSSSST!!!!!!
Narrator: Ouch. That can't be very healthy for the good ol' Enterprise.
Narrator: Anyway, a few hours later, the crew chiefs were gathered together in the briefing room.
Picard: You mean to say that not only are we without power-
A slightly singed LaForge: Except for those "double-A"s I scrounged. Found 'em in Worf's Game Boy.
Worf: -snarl-
Picard: As I was saying, not only are we without power, we also are drifting towards the Dark Maelstrom of Doom anomaly, where we, in the time of twelve day-
Data: Twelve days, Thirteen hours, forty-seven minutes, and thirty-four seconds, to be exact.
Picard: In said time, we and the rest of the crew will perish from Zeta Inverse Tachyon radiation.
Dr. Crusher: Perish?
Data: Kick the bucket. Buy the farm. Go six feet under. Belly up-
Picard. Thank you Data. Dismissed.
Narrator: And thus began that saga, that great and noble tale, that daring epic, that moving story of. Star Wreck!
Note: this is a parody. If you don't like such humorous things, LEAVE NOW!!!
Narrator: Two men walk through the door, disrupters blazing.
LaForge: Hey! You can't just do this to me! I work my tail off for this ship, and now you're just going to blow it to pieces again? OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Narrator: I can arrange that.
LaForge: Oh shoot.
Men walking through door with disrupters blazing: Shoot? Gladly!
LaForge: But this is-
Sophisticated Electronics: -sizzle-
LaForge: -main engineering!
Expendable crewman: Duck!
Narrator: Where?
LaForge: Watch out for the main power core.
Power Core: -disrupting noises-
LaForge: Blast!
Expendable Crewman: I wouldn't say that.
Power Core: BLLLAAAAASSSSSSSST!!!!!!
Narrator: Ouch. That can't be very healthy for the good ol' Enterprise.
Narrator: Anyway, a few hours later, the crew chiefs were gathered together in the briefing room.
Picard: You mean to say that not only are we without power-
A slightly singed LaForge: Except for those "double-A"s I scrounged. Found 'em in Worf's Game Boy.
Worf: -snarl-
Picard: As I was saying, not only are we without power, we also are drifting towards the Dark Maelstrom of Doom anomaly, where we, in the time of twelve day-
Data: Twelve days, Thirteen hours, forty-seven minutes, and thirty-four seconds, to be exact.
Picard: In said time, we and the rest of the crew will perish from Zeta Inverse Tachyon radiation.
Dr. Crusher: Perish?
Data: Kick the bucket. Buy the farm. Go six feet under. Belly up-
Picard. Thank you Data. Dismissed.
Narrator: And thus began that saga, that great and noble tale, that daring epic, that moving story of. Star Wreck!