Agh. . .sorry.
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"Finally!" Jaz was ecstatic as she peered down through the ship's front window.
"I see the earth! The horrible ball of blue and green! We're FINALLY here!" she was grinning, her long though not curled antennae wiggling as she grinned. "Its about damn time."
Umi was balancing a biscuit like thing on an antenna as she said this. "That's good, because I used allele of the last of the cheese flavored gruel up."
Jaz twitched and slowly turned to face him. "And HOW, pray tell, did you use 3 and a half TUBS of the stuff???
He just grinned and used an odd shifty tone. "Oh you'd be surprised at all the uses one can find. . . .for gruel." This was ended in a crazed grin while Jaz back away from her cousin.
"Yeeeaaaaahh. . ." her hand was absentmindedly moving to the open airlock button so as to rid herself of the crazed Tanzirian. "Ignoring your odd tone of voice and shifty looks, I'm going to do my best to land on that pitiful thing those creatures call a planet. . .Ember, lock landing controls onto destination."
The black and gold sir bounced obediently to the controls and set coordinates for Zim's supposed location. Umi peered over her shoulder and watched, playing the "hit random buttons when the Sir isn't looking" game. A classic.
Unknowing to what Umi just did, Jaz issued her orders. "Ember! Enable the cloaking device and land on Zim's house. And if you can't manage that then try and aim for a field or something.. ."
Umi giggled madly, imagining what it would look like if Zim's house was suddenly crushed into a million little pieces whilst Ember silently pulled a lever or two.
The ship lurched forwards a bit before zooming off towards its destined landing spot. . .
-----------------------------At The Mighty and Confused Zim's House--------- -----------------
Ari blinked, an antennae twitching on its own accord every now and then as Zim and Jes ecstatically reminisced about old times.
"It's been so long. . .Is it just me or are you a tiny bit taller?" She asked, cocking her head to the side to look at him better.
He grinned. "Planet's atmosphere helped. Not like I wasn't before. . ." Jes snorted and rolled her eyes. "Oh yea Zim, you were clearly in danger of becoming the next Tallest."
He gave a wry look. "Why're you here anyway?" Zim gasped, "The Tallests aren't replacing me are they!? Not when I'm so close!" He started panicking.
Jes waved her arms and tried to calm him down. "No, you've got it all wrong. I'm sick of Irk, Red treats me like a piece of shnit. . .calling me the abducted project gone wrong and whatnot. . .I wanted to come home."
Zim blinked. "Oh. . .That makes more sense I suppose-Eh?"
Jes had kneeled a bit and hugged him tight. "I really missed you Zim. . .But, I gotta go! There's someone I want to find! See you later Zim! You'll have to introduce me to your friend anotha' time!" And she took off, her hologram blinking on as she grabbed her Sir under her arm.
Ari blinked before dousing her voice in shrewd curiosity. "Who was THAT?"
Zim shrugged and waved her question off. "Old friend. Now hurry, I've procrastinated enough! The week for domination is. . .This one!"
"This WEEK?! Are you craz-" she sighed. "As you wish."
Zim laid out his plans to her, how he had completely forgotten about his Labor Slaves, the massive machines used in the failed Santa idea. He'd use these eventually, somehow shoving them into his plan.
The plan he had created now was to unleash his wave of diseasey brain sucking parasites, although now he had shrunk them down to the size of a tick. Already he had been launching tubs of the creatures into the oceans where they were tainting the waters, making them deadly for mankind, and those who didn't have access would catch the disease sooner or later. He also had some DoomLaser involved along with an army of Sewer-Gophers, but they were just his backups.
He grinned in pride at Ari's confused expression. "I wonder how many times the plan for world conquest has been changed so far. . ." she murmured before snapping to attention again.
"Now my Irken partner, go down and ensure that the computer has the antidote for the Brain sucking parasites, I do not wish to be felled by my own creation!. . .Again."
Ari bowed and ran off, her antenna bobbing as she skidded along the halls. The alien laughed to himself. "Soon, once I have tapped into the worlds broadcasting system, ALL SHALL KNOW OF ZIM!"
--------------------------------At the Membrane Household------------------- ---------------
Dib sighed dejectedly, his plan had failed again.
"Sometimes I'm no better than Zim. . ." he sighed again and rolled over, face down in his pillow. He looked around his room, tabloids reading "Man Captured By Bigfoot Tells All" and "Paper Plates or Saucer Demons?" adorned his floor while his computer made soft bleeps from the screensaver.
Before he had a chance to depress himself, the doorbell rang. He leapt out of his bed, his nerves still rather tensed from being caught by Zim. He slid down the banister and hit the door, reminding himself that he needed to work on that.
He muttered, Zim had probably come to rub it in his face how he had failed once again at exposing him. Fun. Opening the door he found a girl around 14 with choppy violet hair to match her dark blue eyes. He gaped, his mouth open as she grinned. Taking her hands out of her trench coat pockets, she wrapped them around him in a hug.
"Jes?! What, no, how-?! You're gone! Wait, that doesn't make sense, because you're here! But you were before, but you aren't now, but how did you-" he was classically rambling.
"I missed you."
Before long the two had stepped inside, and Jes was once more forced into intricate (because it was Dib) detail on how she was abducted by an Irken Planet Scout Ship, experimented on, basically seeing if the human race was close enough gene wise to turn Irken.
Dib gasped and widened his eyes at all different parts of her story, before she had finished he growled, "Those HORRIBLE aliens! I can't believe what they did to you! Evil monsters-"
"Ahem. . .Uh Dib, I think there's something you should know. . ." Jes pressed the button on her "watch", her hologram flickered off.
Dib's eyes widened the most at this part of the story.
----------------------------------------In A Mighty Cornfield--------------- ------------------------
"I can't BELIEVE this. We land in a field of vegetation approximately what, 20,000 earth miles AWAY from the destination? WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME COUNTRY!" ranted Jaz.
"Sacre Bloo Jaz, joo 'ave got too leeve a leetal!" Umi said, downloading the Human language. He was busy tapping buttons on the costume maker, a cyan spiky haired boy with sunglasses, and at this point was looking pretty waldo-ish due to the country's fashion.
Jaz blinked and snorted back a laugh. As a human form, she brushed her deep red hair out of her face, herself now clad in black garments and a little French hat, just to blend in.
Sighing, she gave one last look to the near useless ship before grabbing her cousin's hand and walking away. About 20 minutes later, the ship had been given its command to self destruct.
"Come on Umi. . .We have a longgggggg way to go."
-------------------------------------The Next Day-wooo---------------------- ---------------------
They odd pair had done something truly different now. Breaking into a closed for holiday (tapioca-day) news station was by far the weirdest thing Ari had ever done.
"Am I on? Ari? Ari are you listening to me?!" Zim blinked, peeved. He grabbed a toy moose and chucked it at her, squeaking as it met her head.
"Oh, what? Oh sorry Zim, hehehe I spaced off. . ." She shrugged her shoulders cheekily.
" -.- " was basically his expression. "Just finish changing those cables, we should be able to tap into this human broadcasting channel before their news programs come on, then all shall be known to Zim. . .Ari, be ready for the backup plan-"
"I DON'T wanna wear this." she protested.
"Do it Ari, you need to look innocent and lovable. . .Even I don't think your capable of pulling it off."
She stepped out of the shadows wearing a bright blue shirt with a big happy face saying LIFE ROCKS! And a pair of blue jean shorts with other random signs of happiness on them.
"I loathe you at times."
"Fine fine, are you done yet?"
Ari checked her watch. "You're going to be on the air on channel 5 in 4 seconds."
"What!? Alright-dim the lights!" He spat as he ran to face the camera.
"Ahem, my fellow earthlings! A horrible plague of brain sucking parasites is infecting the whole world. . .We think it's probably from. . .ehh. . .Paris."-Zim ignored the 'God that was lame' that was murmured in the background- "No need to worry though, as long as you drink plenty of ocean water and play in sewers, you'll be fine. Oh, I almost forgot the mention that the brain sucking parasites enjoy the taste of wheat, and human flesh. Bye bye! IRKEN ARMADA FOREVER!"
Ari looked at him with a shrewd look. "You needn't have put that last part in there."
"Yea but its my planet for conquering and I felt like saying it. So nyah." he stuck his tongue out at her.
"Oh whatever. . .Now all I suppose we have to do is wait for it to spread. . .Some more."
---------------------------------------2 DAYS AFTER THAT-------------------- ------------------
"Well, the human race is actually dwindling and all the wheat fields are gone. Asia and Spain are nearly desecrated and Japan's taking it as we speak. Australia and Indonesia seem to be the only ones really putting up a fight against it. It's spread halfway across the US and is still rapidly heading towards us. And still the human scientists cannot seem to figure out the cure. . ." Ari finished shutting off the TV.
Zim was pacing. "Its taking too long. . .Alright, you know what you have to do."
She froze. "Oh no, I don't WANNA. I despise that outfit and what your forcing me to do in it."
He tapped his foot impatiently, it was around 4 in the afternoon and a hot June day.
Sighing, she grabbed Gir's paw and a random balloon. "I hate you for this Zim. . ." she murmured as he fixed his wig.
"That's ok I forgive you. Now hurry and grab your box for soap and let us begin!"
"-what!? Forgive ME-agh whatever." Ari moaned and grabbed her soapbox and balloon while Zim attached a leash to Gir.
Soon, people were crowded around Ari and Zim, Ari on the soapbox, hair in pigtails.
"My fellow people! Have you not heard of the disease!? This brave and handsome boy here has the answer!"
Random people shouted out, "A cure?" "A new holiday?" "Shunning?"
Ari blanked. "Uh, no! Just like in the movies, he has built a maggggical space ship-or seven- to take us away to a far away planet! Called. . .Snickers." The crowd ooo-ed and awed, none seemed undaunted by this crazy idea. If only Dib had been there to stop them. . .
"NOW, If you'd all kindly step into the air conditioned Labor Slaves,-which on planet Snickers means happy happy fun time ship- we can begin the countdown to a brand new happy life!" She ended with waves and blown kisses along with Gir who helped.
"Let us all madly stampede into the Happy Happy Fun Tim Ship!" yelled one man who was trampled with the crowd as they ran up the ramps. As the doors shut, all of the downtown city was inside.
"Now. . .would you like to set the destination point Ari?" he asked, controller in hand.
She sat on her soapbox and sighed. "No, I would rather watch."
And the two of them adorned sunglasses, as you should never look directly at the sun.
-----------------------------------BUM BUM BUM------------------------------ ----------------
Yes, I am rather evil. I am also incredibly late in updating. Sorry for that. Mmmyep. I have a new art account though, many pics of Tij. I love him. So does Eeveesama, but in a different way. Heeheheh. I like candy. Art account, here-
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I am so lonely.
"Finally!" Jaz was ecstatic as she peered down through the ship's front window.
"I see the earth! The horrible ball of blue and green! We're FINALLY here!" she was grinning, her long though not curled antennae wiggling as she grinned. "Its about damn time."
Umi was balancing a biscuit like thing on an antenna as she said this. "That's good, because I used allele of the last of the cheese flavored gruel up."
Jaz twitched and slowly turned to face him. "And HOW, pray tell, did you use 3 and a half TUBS of the stuff???
He just grinned and used an odd shifty tone. "Oh you'd be surprised at all the uses one can find. . . .for gruel." This was ended in a crazed grin while Jaz back away from her cousin.
"Yeeeaaaaahh. . ." her hand was absentmindedly moving to the open airlock button so as to rid herself of the crazed Tanzirian. "Ignoring your odd tone of voice and shifty looks, I'm going to do my best to land on that pitiful thing those creatures call a planet. . .Ember, lock landing controls onto destination."
The black and gold sir bounced obediently to the controls and set coordinates for Zim's supposed location. Umi peered over her shoulder and watched, playing the "hit random buttons when the Sir isn't looking" game. A classic.
Unknowing to what Umi just did, Jaz issued her orders. "Ember! Enable the cloaking device and land on Zim's house. And if you can't manage that then try and aim for a field or something.. ."
Umi giggled madly, imagining what it would look like if Zim's house was suddenly crushed into a million little pieces whilst Ember silently pulled a lever or two.
The ship lurched forwards a bit before zooming off towards its destined landing spot. . .
-----------------------------At The Mighty and Confused Zim's House--------- -----------------
Ari blinked, an antennae twitching on its own accord every now and then as Zim and Jes ecstatically reminisced about old times.
"It's been so long. . .Is it just me or are you a tiny bit taller?" She asked, cocking her head to the side to look at him better.
He grinned. "Planet's atmosphere helped. Not like I wasn't before. . ." Jes snorted and rolled her eyes. "Oh yea Zim, you were clearly in danger of becoming the next Tallest."
He gave a wry look. "Why're you here anyway?" Zim gasped, "The Tallests aren't replacing me are they!? Not when I'm so close!" He started panicking.
Jes waved her arms and tried to calm him down. "No, you've got it all wrong. I'm sick of Irk, Red treats me like a piece of shnit. . .calling me the abducted project gone wrong and whatnot. . .I wanted to come home."
Zim blinked. "Oh. . .That makes more sense I suppose-Eh?"
Jes had kneeled a bit and hugged him tight. "I really missed you Zim. . .But, I gotta go! There's someone I want to find! See you later Zim! You'll have to introduce me to your friend anotha' time!" And she took off, her hologram blinking on as she grabbed her Sir under her arm.
Ari blinked before dousing her voice in shrewd curiosity. "Who was THAT?"
Zim shrugged and waved her question off. "Old friend. Now hurry, I've procrastinated enough! The week for domination is. . .This one!"
"This WEEK?! Are you craz-" she sighed. "As you wish."
Zim laid out his plans to her, how he had completely forgotten about his Labor Slaves, the massive machines used in the failed Santa idea. He'd use these eventually, somehow shoving them into his plan.
The plan he had created now was to unleash his wave of diseasey brain sucking parasites, although now he had shrunk them down to the size of a tick. Already he had been launching tubs of the creatures into the oceans where they were tainting the waters, making them deadly for mankind, and those who didn't have access would catch the disease sooner or later. He also had some DoomLaser involved along with an army of Sewer-Gophers, but they were just his backups.
He grinned in pride at Ari's confused expression. "I wonder how many times the plan for world conquest has been changed so far. . ." she murmured before snapping to attention again.
"Now my Irken partner, go down and ensure that the computer has the antidote for the Brain sucking parasites, I do not wish to be felled by my own creation!. . .Again."
Ari bowed and ran off, her antenna bobbing as she skidded along the halls. The alien laughed to himself. "Soon, once I have tapped into the worlds broadcasting system, ALL SHALL KNOW OF ZIM!"
--------------------------------At the Membrane Household------------------- ---------------
Dib sighed dejectedly, his plan had failed again.
"Sometimes I'm no better than Zim. . ." he sighed again and rolled over, face down in his pillow. He looked around his room, tabloids reading "Man Captured By Bigfoot Tells All" and "Paper Plates or Saucer Demons?" adorned his floor while his computer made soft bleeps from the screensaver.
Before he had a chance to depress himself, the doorbell rang. He leapt out of his bed, his nerves still rather tensed from being caught by Zim. He slid down the banister and hit the door, reminding himself that he needed to work on that.
He muttered, Zim had probably come to rub it in his face how he had failed once again at exposing him. Fun. Opening the door he found a girl around 14 with choppy violet hair to match her dark blue eyes. He gaped, his mouth open as she grinned. Taking her hands out of her trench coat pockets, she wrapped them around him in a hug.
"Jes?! What, no, how-?! You're gone! Wait, that doesn't make sense, because you're here! But you were before, but you aren't now, but how did you-" he was classically rambling.
"I missed you."
Before long the two had stepped inside, and Jes was once more forced into intricate (because it was Dib) detail on how she was abducted by an Irken Planet Scout Ship, experimented on, basically seeing if the human race was close enough gene wise to turn Irken.
Dib gasped and widened his eyes at all different parts of her story, before she had finished he growled, "Those HORRIBLE aliens! I can't believe what they did to you! Evil monsters-"
"Ahem. . .Uh Dib, I think there's something you should know. . ." Jes pressed the button on her "watch", her hologram flickered off.
Dib's eyes widened the most at this part of the story.
----------------------------------------In A Mighty Cornfield--------------- ------------------------
"I can't BELIEVE this. We land in a field of vegetation approximately what, 20,000 earth miles AWAY from the destination? WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME COUNTRY!" ranted Jaz.
"Sacre Bloo Jaz, joo 'ave got too leeve a leetal!" Umi said, downloading the Human language. He was busy tapping buttons on the costume maker, a cyan spiky haired boy with sunglasses, and at this point was looking pretty waldo-ish due to the country's fashion.
Jaz blinked and snorted back a laugh. As a human form, she brushed her deep red hair out of her face, herself now clad in black garments and a little French hat, just to blend in.
Sighing, she gave one last look to the near useless ship before grabbing her cousin's hand and walking away. About 20 minutes later, the ship had been given its command to self destruct.
"Come on Umi. . .We have a longgggggg way to go."
-------------------------------------The Next Day-wooo---------------------- ---------------------
They odd pair had done something truly different now. Breaking into a closed for holiday (tapioca-day) news station was by far the weirdest thing Ari had ever done.
"Am I on? Ari? Ari are you listening to me?!" Zim blinked, peeved. He grabbed a toy moose and chucked it at her, squeaking as it met her head.
"Oh, what? Oh sorry Zim, hehehe I spaced off. . ." She shrugged her shoulders cheekily.
" -.- " was basically his expression. "Just finish changing those cables, we should be able to tap into this human broadcasting channel before their news programs come on, then all shall be known to Zim. . .Ari, be ready for the backup plan-"
"I DON'T wanna wear this." she protested.
"Do it Ari, you need to look innocent and lovable. . .Even I don't think your capable of pulling it off."
She stepped out of the shadows wearing a bright blue shirt with a big happy face saying LIFE ROCKS! And a pair of blue jean shorts with other random signs of happiness on them.
"I loathe you at times."
"Fine fine, are you done yet?"
Ari checked her watch. "You're going to be on the air on channel 5 in 4 seconds."
"What!? Alright-dim the lights!" He spat as he ran to face the camera.
"Ahem, my fellow earthlings! A horrible plague of brain sucking parasites is infecting the whole world. . .We think it's probably from. . .ehh. . .Paris."-Zim ignored the 'God that was lame' that was murmured in the background- "No need to worry though, as long as you drink plenty of ocean water and play in sewers, you'll be fine. Oh, I almost forgot the mention that the brain sucking parasites enjoy the taste of wheat, and human flesh. Bye bye! IRKEN ARMADA FOREVER!"
Ari looked at him with a shrewd look. "You needn't have put that last part in there."
"Yea but its my planet for conquering and I felt like saying it. So nyah." he stuck his tongue out at her.
"Oh whatever. . .Now all I suppose we have to do is wait for it to spread. . .Some more."
---------------------------------------2 DAYS AFTER THAT-------------------- ------------------
"Well, the human race is actually dwindling and all the wheat fields are gone. Asia and Spain are nearly desecrated and Japan's taking it as we speak. Australia and Indonesia seem to be the only ones really putting up a fight against it. It's spread halfway across the US and is still rapidly heading towards us. And still the human scientists cannot seem to figure out the cure. . ." Ari finished shutting off the TV.
Zim was pacing. "Its taking too long. . .Alright, you know what you have to do."
She froze. "Oh no, I don't WANNA. I despise that outfit and what your forcing me to do in it."
He tapped his foot impatiently, it was around 4 in the afternoon and a hot June day.
Sighing, she grabbed Gir's paw and a random balloon. "I hate you for this Zim. . ." she murmured as he fixed his wig.
"That's ok I forgive you. Now hurry and grab your box for soap and let us begin!"
"-what!? Forgive ME-agh whatever." Ari moaned and grabbed her soapbox and balloon while Zim attached a leash to Gir.
Soon, people were crowded around Ari and Zim, Ari on the soapbox, hair in pigtails.
"My fellow people! Have you not heard of the disease!? This brave and handsome boy here has the answer!"
Random people shouted out, "A cure?" "A new holiday?" "Shunning?"
Ari blanked. "Uh, no! Just like in the movies, he has built a maggggical space ship-or seven- to take us away to a far away planet! Called. . .Snickers." The crowd ooo-ed and awed, none seemed undaunted by this crazy idea. If only Dib had been there to stop them. . .
"NOW, If you'd all kindly step into the air conditioned Labor Slaves,-which on planet Snickers means happy happy fun time ship- we can begin the countdown to a brand new happy life!" She ended with waves and blown kisses along with Gir who helped.
"Let us all madly stampede into the Happy Happy Fun Tim Ship!" yelled one man who was trampled with the crowd as they ran up the ramps. As the doors shut, all of the downtown city was inside.
"Now. . .would you like to set the destination point Ari?" he asked, controller in hand.
She sat on her soapbox and sighed. "No, I would rather watch."
And the two of them adorned sunglasses, as you should never look directly at the sun.
-----------------------------------BUM BUM BUM------------------------------ ----------------
Yes, I am rather evil. I am also incredibly late in updating. Sorry for that. Mmmyep. I have a new art account though, many pics of Tij. I love him. So does Eeveesama, but in a different way. Heeheheh. I like candy. Art account, here-
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I am so lonely.