Disclaimer:
Rose Angel: Sadly enough, the characters of InuYasha do not belong to us...
Forgotten Sailor: Although InuYasha is currently residing in Forgotten Sailor's basement...
Rose Angel: You wish.... Anywayz, don't sue us, because we have NOTHING! By the way, I'm sorry if this disclaimer sucks, but Forgotten Sailor has no HTML skills whatsoever, so while I was writing this she was sitting there going on and on about monkeys.
........seriously
This is a fic about me (Rose Angel) and my friend (Forgotten Sailor). Just a little argument about who's better Kagome or Sango...
Forgotten Sailor: One nice, warm, lovely, peaceful day in May, two good friends were having an interesting conversation about the weather when-
Rose Angel: YOU MORON! I was a cold rainy day in April!
Forgotten Sailor: Oh well, same difference..
Rose Angel: Well, we're not good friends either! In fact I'm really mad at you at the moment!
Forgotten Sailor: So?
Rose Angel: And our conversation wasn't about weather! It was about InuYasha!
Forgotten Sailor: I'm trying to make this fic interesting!
Rose Angel: You're ruining it!
Forgotten Sailor: I AM NOT!
Rose Angel: YOU ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
5 hours, 49 minutes, and 32 seconds later.
Forgotten Sailor: Umm..what were we arguing about again???
Rose Angel: Wait..umm..I have no clue.
Forgotten Sailor: Am I supposed to be mad at you?
Rose Angel: I dunno, probably. Can we watch TV????
Forgotten Sailor: Fine, you go, I'll be there in a sec
Rose Angel: *turns on TV* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! LOOKIES! INUYASHA IS ON!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forgotten Sailor: WHAT! INUYASHA??? WHERE??? *runs into room*
On the screen, Sango had just slapped Miroku and Kagome was chasing some dude who had a shard of the Shikon Jewel.then the commercials came on
Rose Angel: You know what.Sango is soooo cool
Forgotten Sailor: Sure, but she's nothing compared to Kagome
Rose Angel: heh..sure she is..you just keep thinking that...
Forgotten Sailor: She is!
Rose Angel: She is not!
Forgotten Sailor: IS TOO!
Rose Angel: I refuse to do this again.
Forgotten Sailor: Fine then.be that way.I win
Rose Angel: YOU DO NOT!
Forgotten Sailor: DO TOO!
Rose Angel: DO NOT!
Forgotten Sailor: DO TOO!
Rose Angel: Do you know what we're talking about?
Forgotten Sailor: Of course.
Rose Angel: Really, what?
Forgotten Sailor: Umm.......
1 hour, 13 minutes, and 41 seconds later.
Forgotten Sailor: .....I KNOW! CARPENTERS!
Rose Angel: Carpenters? What the hell are you talking about?
Forgotten Sailor: I have no clue!
Rose Angel: Grrrrrr...WE WERE TALKING ABOUT INUYASHA! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?????
Forgotten Sailor: I'm not stupid! ...I just have a really short-term memory..
Rose Angel: -_-'
Forgotten Sailor: ^-^
Rose Angel: Anywayz.I know how we can prove that Sango is better that Kagome
Forgotten Sailor: You mean Kagome is better than Sango.
Rose Angel: Just listen.
Forgotten Sailor: HA! You didn't deny it! See, Kagome is better! I win!
Rose Angel: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
Forgotten Sailor: Fine.. be that way.. poopie head..
Rose Angel: -_-' Look, if we really wanna know who's better.all we have to do is get them to fight each other and whoever
wins is better!
Forgotten Sailor: YOU MEAN I CAN MEET THE PEOPLE FROM INUYASHA?????
Rose Angel: Not exactly, we just have to go on the Internet, and I can make clones of them come to life!
Forgotten Sailor: NO! Clones suck! We need the real ones!
Rose Angel: And how are you planning to get that?
Forgotten Sailor: We'll go to Japan and jump into every single well, and we'll eventually reach Feudal Japan!
Rose Angel: And how long will that take?
Forgotten Sailor: I have no clue! But we should try anyway!
Rose Angel: You go do that.
Forgotten Sailor: Fine! I will!
Rose Angel: Have fun.
So Forgotten Sailor went to Japan to search for the right well, while Rose Angel read fan fiction and totally forgot all about her pathetic friend...
2 years, 7 weeks, 3 day, 12 hours, 54 minutes, and 21 second later. a slightly bruised, on crutches Forgotten Sailor walked into Rose Angel's room.. where she was STILL reading fan fiction.
Forgotten Sailor: HA! I found the well, and I put a little X on it!
Rose Angel: Took you long enough.
Forgotten Sailor: Now, all we need is a shard of the Shikon Jewel and well be able to see my InuYasha!
Rose Angel: -_-' Your InuYasha?
Forgotten Sailor: ^-^
Rose Angel: Whatever, just where are you planning to get a shard of the Shikon Jewel?
Forgotten Sailor: I have my ways.
3 hours, 29 minutes, and 55 seconds later.
Forgotten Sailor: BOOYAH!!!! BOOYAH!!!!! *starts dancing freakishly*
Rose Angel: *looks up from her fan fiction* Now what?
Forgotten Sailor: I found a shard of the Shikon Jewel on E-Bay!!!! And it only costs 3 boxes of Instant Ramen! I got in from this dude called Inu*Yasha! He says to teleport the Ramen through the microwave.and he'll teleport the shard to me!
Rose Angel: -_-'
Forgotten Sailor: *runs to the microwave*
3 minutes and 21 second later. (This is getting annoying isn't it?)
Forgotten Sailor: *runs into the room with the shard* I GOT IT! *holds up the shard*
~~~~Meanwhile at Kagome's House~~~~
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU SELL A SHARD OF THE SHIKON JEWEL!!!!!
InuYasha: It was worth it. *eating instant ramen*
Kagome: WHY THE HELL DID YOU EVEN TOUCH MY COMPUTER???
InuYasha: *shrugs*
Kagome: Give me that! *reaches for ramen*
InuYasha: NO! MY RAMEN! GET YOUR OWN! *runs off*
Kagome: -_-'
~~~Back With The Authors~~~
Forgotten Sailor: HA! We are here, in Japan, now we just have to go to the well!
Rose Angel: I can't believe you dragged me here. I was in the middle of a really good fic!
Forgotten Sailor: Oh well, on to the well.
They reach a well with an X marked on it.
Rose Angel: Are you sure this is it?
Forgotten Sailor: Yep, see the X *jumps into well*
*CRASH*
Rose Angel: *looks into well* What happened?
Forgotten Sailor: He he he..I think this is the wrong well
Rose Angel: Grrrr...
Forgotten Sailor: Don't worry, the right well is..
4 hours, 9 minutes, and 11 seconds later.
Rose Angel: YOU MORON! You put an X on every well you found!!!
Forgotten Sailor: ^-^ oops.
Rose Angel: You know what? I have an idea.
*FLASH*
Rose Angel and Forgotten Sailor appear in Feudal Japan..
Forgotten Sailor: What the hell! How did you do that?
Rose Angel: We're the authors of the fic, remember?
Forgotten Sailor: Yeah, so?
Rose Angel: *sigh* SO WE CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN!!!
Forgotten Sailor: Wait a sec.. you're right.why do you get to be the smart one?
Rose Angel: Whatever, lets go find Kagome and Sango.
Forgotten Sailor: Wait.. if we can make anything happen.then I can make Keanu Reeves appear.
Rose Angel: Uh oh.. ummm.. don't you want to see InuYasha?
Forgotten Sailor: Yeah, but my Keanu comes first.wait how do you do that?
Rose Angel: What?
Forgotten Sailor: You know. that thing, with the thing, and the yeah..
Rose Angel: Huh?
Forgotten Sailor: Never mind. I must go find my InuYasha!!!
Rose Angel: *thinking* Good thing she has a short-term memory...
Rose Angel: YAY! FIRST CHAPTER DONE! Next Chapter: We meet the InuYasha Gang!
Forgotten Sailor: *sigh* Inuyasha....
Rose Angel: -_-' Anywayz, REVIEW!!!!!!!! ARIGATO! JA NE!
Rose Angel: Sadly enough, the characters of InuYasha do not belong to us...
Forgotten Sailor: Although InuYasha is currently residing in Forgotten Sailor's basement...
Rose Angel: You wish.... Anywayz, don't sue us, because we have NOTHING! By the way, I'm sorry if this disclaimer sucks, but Forgotten Sailor has no HTML skills whatsoever, so while I was writing this she was sitting there going on and on about monkeys.
........seriously
This is a fic about me (Rose Angel) and my friend (Forgotten Sailor). Just a little argument about who's better Kagome or Sango...
Forgotten Sailor: One nice, warm, lovely, peaceful day in May, two good friends were having an interesting conversation about the weather when-
Rose Angel: YOU MORON! I was a cold rainy day in April!
Forgotten Sailor: Oh well, same difference..
Rose Angel: Well, we're not good friends either! In fact I'm really mad at you at the moment!
Forgotten Sailor: So?
Rose Angel: And our conversation wasn't about weather! It was about InuYasha!
Forgotten Sailor: I'm trying to make this fic interesting!
Rose Angel: You're ruining it!
Forgotten Sailor: I AM NOT!
Rose Angel: YOU ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
5 hours, 49 minutes, and 32 seconds later.
Forgotten Sailor: Umm..what were we arguing about again???
Rose Angel: Wait..umm..I have no clue.
Forgotten Sailor: Am I supposed to be mad at you?
Rose Angel: I dunno, probably. Can we watch TV????
Forgotten Sailor: Fine, you go, I'll be there in a sec
Rose Angel: *turns on TV* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! LOOKIES! INUYASHA IS ON!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forgotten Sailor: WHAT! INUYASHA??? WHERE??? *runs into room*
On the screen, Sango had just slapped Miroku and Kagome was chasing some dude who had a shard of the Shikon Jewel.then the commercials came on
Rose Angel: You know what.Sango is soooo cool
Forgotten Sailor: Sure, but she's nothing compared to Kagome
Rose Angel: heh..sure she is..you just keep thinking that...
Forgotten Sailor: She is!
Rose Angel: She is not!
Forgotten Sailor: IS TOO!
Rose Angel: I refuse to do this again.
Forgotten Sailor: Fine then.be that way.I win
Rose Angel: YOU DO NOT!
Forgotten Sailor: DO TOO!
Rose Angel: DO NOT!
Forgotten Sailor: DO TOO!
Rose Angel: Do you know what we're talking about?
Forgotten Sailor: Of course.
Rose Angel: Really, what?
Forgotten Sailor: Umm.......
1 hour, 13 minutes, and 41 seconds later.
Forgotten Sailor: .....I KNOW! CARPENTERS!
Rose Angel: Carpenters? What the hell are you talking about?
Forgotten Sailor: I have no clue!
Rose Angel: Grrrrrr...WE WERE TALKING ABOUT INUYASHA! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?????
Forgotten Sailor: I'm not stupid! ...I just have a really short-term memory..
Rose Angel: -_-'
Forgotten Sailor: ^-^
Rose Angel: Anywayz.I know how we can prove that Sango is better that Kagome
Forgotten Sailor: You mean Kagome is better than Sango.
Rose Angel: Just listen.
Forgotten Sailor: HA! You didn't deny it! See, Kagome is better! I win!
Rose Angel: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
Forgotten Sailor: Fine.. be that way.. poopie head..
Rose Angel: -_-' Look, if we really wanna know who's better.all we have to do is get them to fight each other and whoever
wins is better!
Forgotten Sailor: YOU MEAN I CAN MEET THE PEOPLE FROM INUYASHA?????
Rose Angel: Not exactly, we just have to go on the Internet, and I can make clones of them come to life!
Forgotten Sailor: NO! Clones suck! We need the real ones!
Rose Angel: And how are you planning to get that?
Forgotten Sailor: We'll go to Japan and jump into every single well, and we'll eventually reach Feudal Japan!
Rose Angel: And how long will that take?
Forgotten Sailor: I have no clue! But we should try anyway!
Rose Angel: You go do that.
Forgotten Sailor: Fine! I will!
Rose Angel: Have fun.
So Forgotten Sailor went to Japan to search for the right well, while Rose Angel read fan fiction and totally forgot all about her pathetic friend...
2 years, 7 weeks, 3 day, 12 hours, 54 minutes, and 21 second later. a slightly bruised, on crutches Forgotten Sailor walked into Rose Angel's room.. where she was STILL reading fan fiction.
Forgotten Sailor: HA! I found the well, and I put a little X on it!
Rose Angel: Took you long enough.
Forgotten Sailor: Now, all we need is a shard of the Shikon Jewel and well be able to see my InuYasha!
Rose Angel: -_-' Your InuYasha?
Forgotten Sailor: ^-^
Rose Angel: Whatever, just where are you planning to get a shard of the Shikon Jewel?
Forgotten Sailor: I have my ways.
3 hours, 29 minutes, and 55 seconds later.
Forgotten Sailor: BOOYAH!!!! BOOYAH!!!!! *starts dancing freakishly*
Rose Angel: *looks up from her fan fiction* Now what?
Forgotten Sailor: I found a shard of the Shikon Jewel on E-Bay!!!! And it only costs 3 boxes of Instant Ramen! I got in from this dude called Inu*Yasha! He says to teleport the Ramen through the microwave.and he'll teleport the shard to me!
Rose Angel: -_-'
Forgotten Sailor: *runs to the microwave*
3 minutes and 21 second later. (This is getting annoying isn't it?)
Forgotten Sailor: *runs into the room with the shard* I GOT IT! *holds up the shard*
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU SELL A SHARD OF THE SHIKON JEWEL!!!!!
InuYasha: It was worth it. *eating instant ramen*
Kagome: WHY THE HELL DID YOU EVEN TOUCH MY COMPUTER???
InuYasha: *shrugs*
Kagome: Give me that! *reaches for ramen*
InuYasha: NO! MY RAMEN! GET YOUR OWN! *runs off*
Kagome: -_-'
Forgotten Sailor: HA! We are here, in Japan, now we just have to go to the well!
Rose Angel: I can't believe you dragged me here. I was in the middle of a really good fic!
Forgotten Sailor: Oh well, on to the well.
They reach a well with an X marked on it.
Rose Angel: Are you sure this is it?
Forgotten Sailor: Yep, see the X *jumps into well*
*CRASH*
Rose Angel: *looks into well* What happened?
Forgotten Sailor: He he he..I think this is the wrong well
Rose Angel: Grrrr...
Forgotten Sailor: Don't worry, the right well is..
4 hours, 9 minutes, and 11 seconds later.
Rose Angel: YOU MORON! You put an X on every well you found!!!
Forgotten Sailor: ^-^ oops.
Rose Angel: You know what? I have an idea.
*FLASH*
Rose Angel and Forgotten Sailor appear in Feudal Japan..
Forgotten Sailor: What the hell! How did you do that?
Rose Angel: We're the authors of the fic, remember?
Forgotten Sailor: Yeah, so?
Rose Angel: *sigh* SO WE CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN!!!
Forgotten Sailor: Wait a sec.. you're right.why do you get to be the smart one?
Rose Angel: Whatever, lets go find Kagome and Sango.
Forgotten Sailor: Wait.. if we can make anything happen.then I can make Keanu Reeves appear.
Rose Angel: Uh oh.. ummm.. don't you want to see InuYasha?
Forgotten Sailor: Yeah, but my Keanu comes first.wait how do you do that?
Rose Angel: What?
Forgotten Sailor: You know. that thing, with the thing, and the yeah..
Rose Angel: Huh?
Forgotten Sailor: Never mind. I must go find my InuYasha!!!
Rose Angel: *thinking* Good thing she has a short-term memory...
Rose Angel: YAY! FIRST CHAPTER DONE! Next Chapter: We meet the InuYasha Gang!
Forgotten Sailor: *sigh* Inuyasha....
Rose Angel: -_-' Anywayz, REVIEW!!!!!!!! ARIGATO! JA NE!