Forgotten Sailor: OH MY GOD! LOOK! IT'S THE SACRED OAK! *runs up to a random tree and hugs it*
Rose Angel: What the hell do you think you're doing? That is the fifty-seventh tree you've hugged in the past 15 minutes…
Forgotten Sailor: NO! THOSE OTHER TREES WERE FAKES! THIS IS THE REAL SACRED OAK!
Rose Angel: Sacred Oak? That's a cherry tree!
Forgotten Sailor: Che! It's in disguise! It is trying to keep all you fake InuYasha lovers away from it, but see, I can feel its power, this was the tree that InuYasha was stuck to!
Rose Angel: Right…why are we looking for this tree again?
Forgotten Sailor: *sigh* Because InuYasha touched it…
Rose Angel: -_-'
Forgotten Sailor: Since this is obviously an important landmark…I MUST LEAVE MY MARK! *pulls out a marker and scribbles "I AM POO" on the tree*
Rose Angel: You're POO?
Forgotten Sailor: Yeah, you know "PEOPLE OVERLY OBSESSED" and I love my InuYasha…
Rose Angel: Okay then…
Forgotten Sailor: You know what? I'm gonna go pee on something InuYasha touched!
Rose Angel: WHY?
Forgotten Sailor: *shrug* I have to pee…
Rose Angel: But…why pee on something InuYasha touched? Wouldn't you want to treasure that?
Forgotten Sailor: Pee…Treasure…Same difference…Hmmm…I think those bushes will do quite well…Please excuse me….*skips off toward bushes*
Rose Angel: *shakes head* Whatever… *pulls out laptop and starts reading MORE fanfiction*
3 hours, 38 minutes, and 12 seconds later.... Forgotten Sailor returns to where Rose Angel was reading her fics, and she is lugging three rather large cages behind her
Forgotten Sailor: MWAHAHAHAHA! I GOT THEM!
Rose Angel: *looks up* Do I want to know what you've been doing?
Forgotten Sailor: YES! AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU IN FLASHBACKY FORM!
Rose Angel: ....
Forgotten Sailor: You know? Flashbacky form! Where the screen gets all fuzzily (did you know fuzzily is an actual word?) and you can see flashbacks!!!!
Rose Angel: Oi…you know you can't see the fuzzily-ness because this is a fic, right?
Forgotten Sailor: Well, they can IMAGINE it!
Rose Angel: fine....
Forgotten Sailor is skipping through fields and just happens to see Kaede picking herbs
Forgotten Sailor: HOLY FUCK! (Rose Angel: Excuse her language…I think she's drunk… Forgotten Sailor: I DRUNK AM NOT! STOP PINK KEANU PANDA TWIRLING!) IT'S KAEDE! *runs over to Kaede and is about to jump into her arms when, get this, she had an idea!* Ahem…Kaede…
Kaede: Stop there! How does thee know my name? Are you an evil spirit? Thy aura, tis like no other I have ever seen, like the aura of a rabid monkey…yet less intelligent, and with better posture.
Forgotten Sailor: Eh…I try…Anywho…I am your future self…wait-NO, I KNOW your future self, you have great things ahead of you, you will…uh…um…
10 minutes and 52 seconds later....
Forgotten Sailor: WIN THE LOTTERY! (Rose Angel: Was that seriously the best you could come up with? Forgotten Sailor: Hey! I was under a lot of pressure!)
Kaede: Aye…what is this lottery you speak of?
Forgotten Sailor: It's a thing where you get lots of…of…CORN!
Kaede: Aye…and this is something to be proud of in the future?
Forgotten Sailor: Sure…why not? Anyway, so the world is like gonna totally blow up tomorrow if you do not give me something that can contain a 1/2 demon, a lecherous monk, and a little fox demon!
Kaede: *blink blink*
Forgotten Sailor: If you do, I'll give you a magic toy!
Kaede: What is this "magic toy"?
Forgotten Sailor: Uh…*reaches into pocket and pulls out first thing she feels, which just happens to be a bouncy ball*
Kaede: Ohhhhhh….What is this, here?
Forgotten Sailor: This is a mystical object ruled by the Sorceress Gravity, it is made from the scarce material- rubber! Treat it with care and it will always come back to you…but be wary if you let it go, it will be really really hard to get back!
Kaede: Aye…I shall treat it well, and here is my gift to you, oh great future one. Although your request was rather specific, I just happen to have these!
*POOF*
*Three Large Cages Appear Behind Kaede*
Forgotten Sailor: ARIGATO! *runs off with the cages*
Kaede: *calling after her* BE CAREFUL, OH FREAKISH ONE!
Forgotten Sailor: *waving her arms around in big circles*
Rose Angel: What are you doing now?
Forgotten Sailor: Imitating the fuzzily-ness!
Rose Angel: -_-' ....moron
Forgotten Sailor: I AM NOT A MORON
Rose Angel: YES YOU ARE!
Forgotten Sailor: NO I'M NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
Rose Angel: ARE TOO!
Forgotten Sailor: AM NOT!
3 hours, 54 minutes, and 7 seconds later....
Forgotten Sailor: My throat hurts
Rose Angel: I wonder why....
Forgotten Sailor: Can I go find my Inu-chan now?
Rose Angel: No
Forgotten Sailor: Why???
Rose Angel: Because we can't
Forgotten Sailor: BUT I GOT THE CAGES!!!
Rose Angel: And what do you plan to do with the cages?
Forgotten Sailor: TRAP THEM! DUH!
Rose Angel: and just how are you planning to do that?
Forgotten Sailor: Simple
Rose Angel: THEY ARE NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO WALK INTO YOUR STUPID CAGES!
Forgotten Sailor: So?
Rose Angel: -_-'
Forgotten Sailor: Well, I have bait! *holds up a box of Scooby Snacks*
Rose Angel: Why me???
Forgotten Sailor: Because you diss out everyone you meet, and I am the only one who can withstand your cruelty!
Rose Angel: What?
Forgotten Sailor: I dunno, I read it on the back of a gum wrapper
Rose Angel: -_-'
Forgotten Sailor: I KNOW WHAT WE CAN USE FOR BAIT! .....since SOMEONE is anti- Scooby Snack *reaches into to pocket/black hole and pulls out.... Elvis Presley*
Rose Angel: What the hell is he for?
Forgotten Sailor: Oops! I forgot he was in there, oh well, no one will miss him *shoves him back in*
Rose Angel: I'm not asking…
Forgotten Sailor: he he he.....*reaches back in and pulls out a box of instant ramen, a copy of "Playboy" and a life size doll of Kagome*
Rose Angel: Where do you get this stuff?
Forgotten Sailor: I have my resources....
Rose Angel: Should I be worried?
Forgotten Sailor: Of course not!
Rose Angel: *sigh* So how many people did you have to bribe to get those?
Forgotten Sailor: What are you talking about? Why would I bribe anyone?
Rose Angel: *glare*
Forgotten Sailor: 18
Rose Angel: Oi....
Forgotten Sailor: OKAY! NOW TO TRAP THEM! *puts one item in each cage* Now we gotta go hide!
Rose Angel and Forgotten Sailor go and hide behind a tree...
Rose Angel: I'm bored
Forgotten Sailor: Me too
Rose Angel: *pulls out a little TV and starts watching Yu Yu Hakusho*
Forgotten Sailor: Why are you watching this?
Rose Angel: What kind of question is that? It's only the best anime in the world!
Forgotten Sailor: I don't wanna watch this!
Rose Angel: Then what do you want to watch?
Forgotten Sailor: SAILOR MOON! *switches channel to Sailor Moon*
Rose Angel: NO! *switches back to Yu Yu Hakusho*
Forgotten Sailor: SAILOR MOON!
Rose Angel: YU YU HAKUSHO!
Forgotten Sailor: SAILOR MOON!
Rose Angel: YU YU HAKU- wait...isn't this a InuYasha fic?
Forgotten Sailor: Yeah.....last I checked
Rose Angel: Okay, so lets watch InuYasha!
Forgotten Sailor: OKAY!
And so the two friends watch InuYasha as they wait for InuYasha, Shippo, and Miroku to fall for their traps.....
Rose Angel: YAY! WE GOT REVIEWS! PEOPLE LIKE OUR FIC!
Forgotten Sailor: I don't like it
Rose Angel: What now?
Forgotten Sailor: I haven't gotten to see my InuYasha yet!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose Angel: -_-' Grrrr...... Ignore her...... PLEASE REVIEW! ARIGATO! JA NE!