Rose Angel: Konnichiwa! We're really sorry that we haven't updated in like forever, but Forgotten Sailor was attacked by a pack of rabid baboons after she attempted to hypnotize them so that they would find InuYasha for her.
*Silence*
*Crickets Chirping*
*More Silence*
Rose Angel: Heh.....you people don't believe me, do you?
Everyone Reading This Fic: *stares*
Rose Angel: Oh well, it doesn't matter..... I'm sure no one misses her, right?
Everyone Reading This Fic: *stares*
Rose Angel: Uh! You people are sooo hard to deal with....
Everyone Reading This Fic: ^-^
Rose Angel: Well....while we're waiting for Forgotten Sailor to recover from her.....uhh..... "tragic" state, my friend, Cherrixwolf is here to help describe what happened...
Cherrixwolf: Konnichiwa! Here's what happened to our dear *cough* yeah right *cough* friend Forgotten Sailor: She happened to see a monkey, and being the moron she is, she walked right up to it and went, "OOO...WHAT A PRETTY MONKEY" and she bent down to pet it. Then she noticed that it was foaming at the mouth, so she stared at it and waited a few minutes, and then she yelled "LOOK AT THE PRETTY-FUL FOAM!"
Rose Angel: .....
Cherrixwolf: Yep! And then.......um.......I dunno, she passed out
Rose Angel: Are you sure that's what happened?
Cherrixwolf: Yeah, positive!
Rose Angel: *glares*
Cherrixwolf: Well it sounds better than the truth!
Rose Angel: And the truth would be.....
Cherrixwolf: How would I know?
Rose Angel: -_-'
Cherrixwolf: What's that weird smell?
Rose Angel: I dunno, wait....what's that noise?
*They wander around until they find a girl, sitting in a corner, surrounded by apes and feeding them............Scooby Snacks!*
Cherrixwolf: Creepy......
Rose Angel: Rose-of-Versailles?
Rose-of-Versailles: *looks up* hehehe....oh, hi guys!
Cherrixwolf: What are you doing here?
Rose-of-Versailles: Uhhh....nothing....
Rose Angel: Wait....isn't that Forgotten Sailor's box of Scooby Snacks?
Rose-of-Versailles: Of course not.....why would you think that???
Rose Angel: Because it has hearts around InuYasha's name drawn all over it.
Rose-of-Versailles: SO WHAT??? I HAD TO GET RID OF HER!!!! SHE WAS SOOO IRRITATING!!!!!!!
Rose Angel and Cherrixwolf: What did you do?
Rose-of-Versailles: I'll tell you in Flashbacky Form!
Rose Angel: What is it with you people and Flashbacky Form?
Rose-of-Versailles and Cherrixwolf: IT'S COOL!
Rose Angel: *shakes head* Whatever......
Forgotten Sailor was skipping through the woods while drinking from a bottle that she stole from a random hobo in front of Rose Angel's house. The effect of the liquid was starting to kick in when she thought she saw a giraffe dancing around a circle of oopma loompas. But it was really Rose-of-Versailles petting some apes.
Forgotten Sailor: Nice Giraffe!!! Would you like a Scooby Snack?
Well that's what she THOUGHT she said. She had really been chanting "Inu-penguins dance yellow!" She then took out the Scooby snacks and starting chucking them at Rose-of-Versailles shouting "Eat up young chiberwakie! You must be strong for the war!" The apes caught and ate most of the Scooby Snacks, but a few hit Rose-of-Versailles in the head and since we do not know how long the Scooby Snacks had been in Forgotten Sailor's pocket of doom they we hard, discolored, and stale so the made a clunking hollowing noise on her head as they bounced off. If Rose-of-Versailles had feelings she would have said "Ouch" but....instead she started burning holes into Forgotten Sailor's spleen and/or Squiggly Spooch, then she grabbed her box of Scooby Snacks and ran off, leaving the apes to bury her. Being the moron that she was, Forgotten Sailor decided that this would be the perfect time for a nap.
Rose Angel and Cherrixwolf: -_-'
Rose-of-Versailles: ^-^
Rose Angel: Oh Great! Now we have to waste more time trying to find her.....
Cherrixwolf: You mean you actually want her to come back?
Rose Angel: Well.....not exactly, but we still have to prove who's better, Kagome or Sango.....so yea....she's gotta come back.....
Cherrixwolf: Oh......well......I don't wanna see her come back....I'm outta here.......
*Cherrixwolf disappears in a poof of dust*
Rose-of-Versailles: Can I go too?
Rose Angel: NO! You're gonna help me find her!
Rose-of-Versailles: Fine be that way......
So Rose Angel drags Rose-of-Versailles to help her find Forgotten Sailor.....
Rose Angel: Arigato for the reviews! I guess since Forgotten Sailor isn't here this is the perfect time to answer your reviews!
foxshadow, Kagome-Sama1, Kitty Katana, and Sakanako - I'm glad you guys like the fic!
okami, jessie, and Tomboy - I'm glad you guys agree with me and not my moronic friend! Arigato!!!!
dartstrife and Rose and Silver Princess2 - Konnichiwa guys! It's about time you reviewed.....
SilverDragon921 - You'll slap us with cupcakes? Really? KEWL!
Thunder Mistress - hahahahahaha....Forgotten Sailor's like Kuwabara??? LOL!
Mizu - Yay! You think I'm right! .....we would give you Miroku.....but we haven't exactly caught him yet.......
Ringo-Chan1 I don't really trust Forgotten Sailor to not hurt InuYasha, that gang of demon may come in handy.....
Kagome and Blckdrgn440 - I can't believe you people are agreeing with Forgotten Sailor....
*Forgotten Sailor appears out of nowhere*
Forgotten Sailor: WHAT! PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME??? REALLY??? I HAVE FANS!!!! *starts dancing in ciricles*
Rose Angel: What are you doing here?
Forgotten Sailor: Well, I woke up, wandered around for awhile until I bumped into Kaede, and she healed me with the bouncy ball.....
Rose Angel: I'm not asking....
Forgotten Sailor: The power of bouncy balls......
Rose Angel: -_-'''' Well....at least I don't have to look for her now....