It's a good life
Barry started thinking, now that he had all sorts of spider capabilities, he could have anything he wanted, so he walked out looking for the perfect house, a giant front room, a giant bedroom, it was the biggest most beautiful house Barry had ever seen in London. The only problem, he needed some money first. He decided to rob another bank, since that was the best way to get money for him now.
When he got to the nearest bank, nobody was at the front desk, and no guards or anything were anywhere to be seen. Barry walked into one of the vaults, to find it empty, suddenly a giant hole appeared in the wall thanks to a giant shock blast, suddenly, after that, a van can rushing through with some weird super villain climbing into the back door.
(Barry) "Hey, that's my money you little bitches!"
Barry started to swing down the street, after those 'little bitches', when suddenly the amazing Fag man showed up.
Barry swung after them as they drove down the streets (if you call what they were doing driving) and eventually he came to their hideout, it was a large warehouse, Barry crawled inside looking around, there were millions of wooden boxes and crates, and a Large boat was docked as well, the Van was parked next to the boat and the money was being carried into the boat by thugs. Barry started thinking.
(Barry thinking) "Hmm, should I ask them to surrender first, or should I just web 'em up?" *Smack Thud* "Huh? What was that? Oh probably nothing, maybe I could pull out my shot gun and blow the losers into the wall. Maybe I should get Fag Man to take some photos of me kicking some ass, that ought to rack in some good money too. Huh? What?"
Barry looked down at the thugs, to find them all already tied up and Fag Man giving the thumbs up towards Barry. Suddenly, some rattling noises startled them, then some pounce in a yellow suit and some weird gloves jumped out and shot at Barry several times.
(Barry) "Hey! Who the Fu-" *BOOM!* "Are you?"
(Yellow suit weird glove dude) "I am, the Shacker!"
(Barry) "The Shacker?"
(The Shacker) "Yeah, hey, all the good super villain names are taken, you come up with something better."
(Barry) "Ok, how about Pounce in a yellow suit and weird gloves? Or how about cheese coloured man?"
(Shacker) "So, what's your name Mr.stylish?"
(Barry) "The New and Improved Spiderman!"
(Shacker) "Wow, you ARE just a dick munch in a suit."
Just then, Fag Man put his cigarette out on the Shacker's head.
(Barry) "Wow, that was extremely easy, there must be two bad guys to defeat in this chapter."
(Fag Man) "Well, let get this over with can we, I've got other crap to start in except this piece of shit."
(Barry) "Hey bitch, keep your ass on, we got another few chapters to get through yet."
(Fag Man) "Crap, well, I'm hungry let's go eat."
(Barry) *Filling his pockets and tying money bags to his belt* "Yeah, yeah, whatever."
So Barry and Fag Man went down to the local McDonalds to get something to eat.
(Fag Man) *Pushing little kids and parents* "Hey, where the hell's the service?!"
(Barry) *Sitting down at a table* "Yeah, the service is terrible, waiter?!"
(Fag Man) "Get up here dumbass."
(Barry) "Oh shit yeah, I want that one!"
(Fag Man) "A happy meal? Whatever."
(McDonalds Assistant) "Hello, I'm Sarah, how can I help you."
(Fag Man) "Ok woman, I want a Big Mac and my retarded friend here will have a happy meal."
(McDonalds Assistant) "Sure, what drink would you like?"
(Barry) "So wait, you guys all take such abuse but you still serve all of us right?"
(McDonalds Assistant) *Twitching* "Ye- yes."
*In the Background another McDonalds assistant spits into a cup with drink in it*
(Barry) "In that case, screw you bitch, hurry up with the food!"
(Fag Man) "We both want a coke. Oh, and I'll have an apple pie."
Barry and Fag Man finished their meals and went out to find something to do.
(Barry) "Yo, I'll see you later, I got a new house to go buy."
(Fag Man) "Yeah, and I got a move to shoot, see ya later."
Barry was swinging his way to the house he had his eye on, when all of a sudden his spidey sense went off, or maybe it was just a headache.
"Remember Gargon, this is your only chance, don't screw this up.*Looking towards scientist* "This'll work right?"
(Scientist) "Yeah, I chose the scorpion because it's a natural predator for the Spider."
"Shut up."
Suddenly, like someone jumped out of a window, some other super villain jumped through the window of a building and grabbed Barry and bear hugged him until they both landed on the top of another building, and then he dropped Barry.
(Barry) "Who the fu-" *Cough wheeze* "Are you?"
(Strange jumping through window dude) "I am, THE SCORPION!"
(Barry) "The scorpion huh? Really, I though you were the Grinch."
(Scorpion) "Bah! It doesn't matter what you say, I'll crush your puny bones with my hands."
(Barry) "Oh shit!"
Barry jumped out of the way just in time as the Scorpion went straight through a door at the top. Barry walked over to the door and look in.
(Barry) "Where did he go?"
Suddenly the scorpion grabbed Barry by the throat and pulled him back in a chokehold.
(Scorpion) "Hahaha! I'm Stronger and Fast than you."
(Barry) *Cough* "Yeah, most of the super villains are, but I still kick your asses in the end."
Barry managed to lift his leg up backwards and strike the Scorpion in the nuts. Scorpion fell to the floor on the floor. Barry quickly webbed him up, but the Scorpion stood up and easily broke free.
(Scorpion) "Did you expect your crummy web to work on me?"
(Barry) "Well, Yes, actually."
(Scorpion) "Ha! All your powers are useless against me!"
(Barry) "Oh, in that case…"
Barry pulled out his shotgun and blasted the scorpion, but the bullets just bounced of the Scorpion's armour, he shot again, this time, as the bullets bounced off, one scratched Scorpion's face. The Scorpion screamed, then lashed out with his tail knocked Barry's shotgun out of his hands and down into the streets.
(Man Walking below) *suddenly a Shotgun lands in his hands* "Wow, now you don't see that happening every day, what next? Spiderman?"
(Barry) "Hey, you owe me a new shotgun."
(Scorpion) "Shut your face!"
The Scorpion kicked Barry into a nearby wall bursting two bags of money sending money down into the streets.
(Same Man walking below) *Watches the money float down towards him and starts to pick it up* "Yes, it's going to be one of those days, isn't it?"
Then, Scorpion smacked Barry across the face with his tail, sending Barry off the top of the building and down to the ground, landing on the pavement with a loud THUD.
(Same Man walking below) *THUD* "Well, shut me up."
Barry jumped up and got the hell out of there, as he swung, the Scorpion appeared next to him spinning his own web.
(Barry) "What the hell? I thought that the Scorpion didn't have web shooters in the cartoon!"
(Scorpion) "This isn't the Cartoon, retard!"
Barry simply jumped off his web and kicked the Scorpion in the face, sending flat into the floor below.
When Barry had got far enough from the battle area, he went to Jim's to see if he had anything about the Scorpion. Barry climbed through his window and looked at his PC, it seems that he'd been looking at a page containing Information about Scorpion's latest DNA update, to stop him going crazy, luckily, there was the address of the DNA science centre on it as well.
Barry first dropped his cash off at his house, then went to find this Scorpion.
Barry arrived at the door of the giant science lab, suddenly the amazing Fag man landed next to Barry.
(Barry) "Hey, what the hell are you doing here?"
(Fag Man) "I'm your guardian angel, I know where you are all the time."
(Barry) "Whatever!"
(Fag Man) *Staring at giant metal door* "So? Should we just knock?"
Barry and Fag man went on top of the science lab and saw there was a glass roof for it, suddenly several beams started to shoot below them. Barry and Fag man looked at each other, then they jumped through the glass roof down into the Lab.
(Alarm) "INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!"
Suddenly, the Scorpion who was being shot with some beams, and a small midget scientist who was controlling the beams, started to grab their heads and shake them wildly.
(Scorpion) "ARRGH! Shut that piece of crap off!"
The Midget scientist turned them off.
(Barry) "Well well well. Look at this, an Umpa-loompa and a prick in a suit."
Suddenly the Scorpion wriggled about, Barry hadn't noticed that the Scorpion was bound to a small chamber with metal.
(Umpa-loompa Scientist) "Ah, no! Not you."
Suddenly the midget scientist ran off, Barry ran after him, but was too late, he'd gotten through another giant metal door. Just after that, another scientist ran in, but this one was not a midget, he didn't have two arms though, more like one.
(One armed Scientist) "Quick you have to run this way, this whole place'll blow in seconds!"
(Barry) "Why? You're not armed are you? Hahaha, ok we're coming."
(Scorpion) "What about me?!"
(One armed Scientist) "Bollocks to you, Spiderman here is the hero."
All three of them ran out into the street nearby, they all watched a F21 fighter plane fly out of the hanger and into the distance.
(Barry) "Well, that was a load of rubbish."
(Fag Man) "And a waste of time, you didn't need my help to do that, I came all the way here from making a movie for this. I'm outta here." *walks off*
(Barry) "Anyway, you!" *Points at one armed scientist dude* "Why did you come in to save me?"
(One armed Scientist) "Well actually I just forgot my watch, so I came back to get it, then I saw the young scientist was trying to use the Scorpion's DNA ray, he'd overloaded it and it was going to explode eventually, but you speeded that up by breaking in setting off the self destruct system."
(Barry) "Um, OK."
Suddenly, the Scorpion jumps up and screams.
(Scorpion) "ARRRGH! I'll kill everyone and destroy everything! Muahahaha!"
(Barry) "Shut up."
Barry pulled out his new MP5 sub-machine gun and blasted Scorpion in the face, instantly killing him.
Barry started thinking, now that he had all sorts of spider capabilities, he could have anything he wanted, so he walked out looking for the perfect house, a giant front room, a giant bedroom, it was the biggest most beautiful house Barry had ever seen in London. The only problem, he needed some money first. He decided to rob another bank, since that was the best way to get money for him now.
When he got to the nearest bank, nobody was at the front desk, and no guards or anything were anywhere to be seen. Barry walked into one of the vaults, to find it empty, suddenly a giant hole appeared in the wall thanks to a giant shock blast, suddenly, after that, a van can rushing through with some weird super villain climbing into the back door.
(Barry) "Hey, that's my money you little bitches!"
Barry started to swing down the street, after those 'little bitches', when suddenly the amazing Fag man showed up.
Barry swung after them as they drove down the streets (if you call what they were doing driving) and eventually he came to their hideout, it was a large warehouse, Barry crawled inside looking around, there were millions of wooden boxes and crates, and a Large boat was docked as well, the Van was parked next to the boat and the money was being carried into the boat by thugs. Barry started thinking.
(Barry thinking) "Hmm, should I ask them to surrender first, or should I just web 'em up?" *Smack Thud* "Huh? What was that? Oh probably nothing, maybe I could pull out my shot gun and blow the losers into the wall. Maybe I should get Fag Man to take some photos of me kicking some ass, that ought to rack in some good money too. Huh? What?"
Barry looked down at the thugs, to find them all already tied up and Fag Man giving the thumbs up towards Barry. Suddenly, some rattling noises startled them, then some pounce in a yellow suit and some weird gloves jumped out and shot at Barry several times.
(Barry) "Hey! Who the Fu-" *BOOM!* "Are you?"
(Yellow suit weird glove dude) "I am, the Shacker!"
(Barry) "The Shacker?"
(The Shacker) "Yeah, hey, all the good super villain names are taken, you come up with something better."
(Barry) "Ok, how about Pounce in a yellow suit and weird gloves? Or how about cheese coloured man?"
(Shacker) "So, what's your name Mr.stylish?"
(Barry) "The New and Improved Spiderman!"
(Shacker) "Wow, you ARE just a dick munch in a suit."
Just then, Fag Man put his cigarette out on the Shacker's head.
(Barry) "Wow, that was extremely easy, there must be two bad guys to defeat in this chapter."
(Fag Man) "Well, let get this over with can we, I've got other crap to start in except this piece of shit."
(Barry) "Hey bitch, keep your ass on, we got another few chapters to get through yet."
(Fag Man) "Crap, well, I'm hungry let's go eat."
(Barry) *Filling his pockets and tying money bags to his belt* "Yeah, yeah, whatever."
So Barry and Fag Man went down to the local McDonalds to get something to eat.
(Fag Man) *Pushing little kids and parents* "Hey, where the hell's the service?!"
(Barry) *Sitting down at a table* "Yeah, the service is terrible, waiter?!"
(Fag Man) "Get up here dumbass."
(Barry) "Oh shit yeah, I want that one!"
(Fag Man) "A happy meal? Whatever."
(McDonalds Assistant) "Hello, I'm Sarah, how can I help you."
(Fag Man) "Ok woman, I want a Big Mac and my retarded friend here will have a happy meal."
(McDonalds Assistant) "Sure, what drink would you like?"
(Barry) "So wait, you guys all take such abuse but you still serve all of us right?"
(McDonalds Assistant) *Twitching* "Ye- yes."
*In the Background another McDonalds assistant spits into a cup with drink in it*
(Barry) "In that case, screw you bitch, hurry up with the food!"
(Fag Man) "We both want a coke. Oh, and I'll have an apple pie."
Barry and Fag Man finished their meals and went out to find something to do.
(Barry) "Yo, I'll see you later, I got a new house to go buy."
(Fag Man) "Yeah, and I got a move to shoot, see ya later."
Barry was swinging his way to the house he had his eye on, when all of a sudden his spidey sense went off, or maybe it was just a headache.
"Remember Gargon, this is your only chance, don't screw this up.*Looking towards scientist* "This'll work right?"
(Scientist) "Yeah, I chose the scorpion because it's a natural predator for the Spider."
"Shut up."
Suddenly, like someone jumped out of a window, some other super villain jumped through the window of a building and grabbed Barry and bear hugged him until they both landed on the top of another building, and then he dropped Barry.
(Barry) "Who the fu-" *Cough wheeze* "Are you?"
(Strange jumping through window dude) "I am, THE SCORPION!"
(Barry) "The scorpion huh? Really, I though you were the Grinch."
(Scorpion) "Bah! It doesn't matter what you say, I'll crush your puny bones with my hands."
(Barry) "Oh shit!"
Barry jumped out of the way just in time as the Scorpion went straight through a door at the top. Barry walked over to the door and look in.
(Barry) "Where did he go?"
Suddenly the scorpion grabbed Barry by the throat and pulled him back in a chokehold.
(Scorpion) "Hahaha! I'm Stronger and Fast than you."
(Barry) *Cough* "Yeah, most of the super villains are, but I still kick your asses in the end."
Barry managed to lift his leg up backwards and strike the Scorpion in the nuts. Scorpion fell to the floor on the floor. Barry quickly webbed him up, but the Scorpion stood up and easily broke free.
(Scorpion) "Did you expect your crummy web to work on me?"
(Barry) "Well, Yes, actually."
(Scorpion) "Ha! All your powers are useless against me!"
(Barry) "Oh, in that case…"
Barry pulled out his shotgun and blasted the scorpion, but the bullets just bounced of the Scorpion's armour, he shot again, this time, as the bullets bounced off, one scratched Scorpion's face. The Scorpion screamed, then lashed out with his tail knocked Barry's shotgun out of his hands and down into the streets.
(Man Walking below) *suddenly a Shotgun lands in his hands* "Wow, now you don't see that happening every day, what next? Spiderman?"
(Barry) "Hey, you owe me a new shotgun."
(Scorpion) "Shut your face!"
The Scorpion kicked Barry into a nearby wall bursting two bags of money sending money down into the streets.
(Same Man walking below) *Watches the money float down towards him and starts to pick it up* "Yes, it's going to be one of those days, isn't it?"
Then, Scorpion smacked Barry across the face with his tail, sending Barry off the top of the building and down to the ground, landing on the pavement with a loud THUD.
(Same Man walking below) *THUD* "Well, shut me up."
Barry jumped up and got the hell out of there, as he swung, the Scorpion appeared next to him spinning his own web.
(Barry) "What the hell? I thought that the Scorpion didn't have web shooters in the cartoon!"
(Scorpion) "This isn't the Cartoon, retard!"
Barry simply jumped off his web and kicked the Scorpion in the face, sending flat into the floor below.
When Barry had got far enough from the battle area, he went to Jim's to see if he had anything about the Scorpion. Barry climbed through his window and looked at his PC, it seems that he'd been looking at a page containing Information about Scorpion's latest DNA update, to stop him going crazy, luckily, there was the address of the DNA science centre on it as well.
Barry first dropped his cash off at his house, then went to find this Scorpion.
Barry arrived at the door of the giant science lab, suddenly the amazing Fag man landed next to Barry.
(Barry) "Hey, what the hell are you doing here?"
(Fag Man) "I'm your guardian angel, I know where you are all the time."
(Barry) "Whatever!"
(Fag Man) *Staring at giant metal door* "So? Should we just knock?"
Barry and Fag man went on top of the science lab and saw there was a glass roof for it, suddenly several beams started to shoot below them. Barry and Fag man looked at each other, then they jumped through the glass roof down into the Lab.
(Alarm) "INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!"
Suddenly, the Scorpion who was being shot with some beams, and a small midget scientist who was controlling the beams, started to grab their heads and shake them wildly.
(Scorpion) "ARRGH! Shut that piece of crap off!"
The Midget scientist turned them off.
(Barry) "Well well well. Look at this, an Umpa-loompa and a prick in a suit."
Suddenly the Scorpion wriggled about, Barry hadn't noticed that the Scorpion was bound to a small chamber with metal.
(Umpa-loompa Scientist) "Ah, no! Not you."
Suddenly the midget scientist ran off, Barry ran after him, but was too late, he'd gotten through another giant metal door. Just after that, another scientist ran in, but this one was not a midget, he didn't have two arms though, more like one.
(One armed Scientist) "Quick you have to run this way, this whole place'll blow in seconds!"
(Barry) "Why? You're not armed are you? Hahaha, ok we're coming."
(Scorpion) "What about me?!"
(One armed Scientist) "Bollocks to you, Spiderman here is the hero."
All three of them ran out into the street nearby, they all watched a F21 fighter plane fly out of the hanger and into the distance.
(Barry) "Well, that was a load of rubbish."
(Fag Man) "And a waste of time, you didn't need my help to do that, I came all the way here from making a movie for this. I'm outta here." *walks off*
(Barry) "Anyway, you!" *Points at one armed scientist dude* "Why did you come in to save me?"
(One armed Scientist) "Well actually I just forgot my watch, so I came back to get it, then I saw the young scientist was trying to use the Scorpion's DNA ray, he'd overloaded it and it was going to explode eventually, but you speeded that up by breaking in setting off the self destruct system."
(Barry) "Um, OK."
Suddenly, the Scorpion jumps up and screams.
(Scorpion) "ARRRGH! I'll kill everyone and destroy everything! Muahahaha!"
(Barry) "Shut up."
Barry pulled out his new MP5 sub-machine gun and blasted Scorpion in the face, instantly killing him.